But it's bad enough some bureaucrat is making us take this stupid test. The last thing we need is Mr. Universe talking smack the whole time.
9.18 ‘Rabid’
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DEREK MORGAN & PENELOPE GARCIA IN CRIMINAL MINDS | S01E03 "Won't Get Fooled Again"
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morgan: good morning, sweetness
garcia & rossi in unison: morning
*everyone looks up*
rossi, staring at the floor: i've had a very lonely couple of months
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derek: aww babygirl, why so sad?
penny: emily said i’m not allowed to listen to music while cooking anymore..
derek: how come?
penny: ..i got too into it and turned the stove knobs like a dj..
emily, appearing like a wild pokémon: ..and almost blew up the house
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morgan, bitterly atheist, prays to god for garcia to be okay when she's shot, calls her his god-given solace after he survives the bomb in the ambulance, and hallucinates her as an angel coming to save him when he's kidnapped????? sorry once u crack out the religious imagery it's over that shit is NAWT platonic idc idc
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pls look at how silly Garcia's go-bag is and the way Derek is presenting it!!
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and you know what? I’m gonna say it again. there is absolutely no better line of dialogue in any show ever than “hey girl, you’re on speaker, behave…” “or what, you’ll spank me?” *immediate regret and disbelief respectively from garcia and morgan*
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+ BONUS
PENELOPE GARCIA and DEREK MORGAN
CRIMINAL MINDS — 2.17 “DISTRESS”
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couldn't get this out of my head he's surrounded by gay ppl
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Have you seen that new advertisement for the Barbie movie that’s been going around Tumblr where they’re in jail and their mugshots say “Barbie” “And Ken” and of course everyone has put their ships into categories?
Who is “Barbie” and who is “And Ken” in:
- Hotchniss
- Jemily
- Demily
- Moreid
- Morcia
sorry this took so long nonny but I made them for u x
based solely on the vibes of this meme and the vibes of the ship...
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