#momming

[sanddollarpoems]

He sighs and says,

"I feel like I'm growing too fast."

And I can't agree more,

but I smile instead.

"Don't be afraid of growing up,

Don't be afraid of the path ahead.

Just take the time to take in

every moment along the way.

You'll be okay."

#sanddollarpoems #spilled ink #poem #poetry #quick write #momming

[whits-whimsy]

ig selfie.

#tuesdayfeeling #today on tumblr #fyp #personal #ig stories #car selfie #mother #me #tumblr fyp #momming #following similar

[roosterforme]

Almost time to write smut during dance class! I swear if that dad tries to talk to me again, I'm going to ask him to proofread some porn.

#momming

[tongue-like-a-razor]

It’s 8am and I’m ready for a cup of coffee.

Me: “Guess what time it is!”

My toddler: “It’s wine time!”

😳🫣

#i think i fucked up #parenting #kids say the darndest things #oops my bad #momming

[damnitlarry]

One day he's going to be some big shot tattoo artist and he's Louis going to be in his chair and I'm going to scream

#louis tomlinson #louis tommo #tommo #tattoos #fitfwt #fitf world tour #body mods #coloring #momming

[beenjen]

Life my friends, we are all in it together. I miss this space, busy, busy beavers here.

Brief, too brief, catch up.

1) the original, Famous Jamis, has turned 8.

He loves Pokémon. His best friend is Hau To (pronounced how TONG). He got in trouble this week for peeing in the playground. His favorite book is ‘tickle monster.’ He expects a fist bump at night from dad, and a mom crawled up the cat tree in his bedroom kiss from momma. He wants to be a scientist - to cure diseases, and study them (an epidemiologist perhaps?). He has an infectious smile. Is crafty. Is sincere. Is the best decision I ever made.

2) the rescued and ‘sun burnt’ money plant, my pilea, is surviving and thriving!!!! We’ve named him Chris, because hubs is a redhead, and burns easily himself 😍

3) moms labs and scans are positive. Things aren’t advancing, and that’s something. The path plods on -

4) Chris and I leave Monday for our first trip, sans kids, for 6 years. It’s a work conference for me, and I don’t care. We will stay up all night. Eat meals with amazing friends @lizloveslifexo and live it up.

5) Lilith will be 4 in October and has already ordered a unicorn cake…. It’s our thing, that mommy and kiddo make a themed extravaganza, together. It’s a to do with the whole gang. I’ve been keeping her home with me on days off, as I realized, this next year, is the last I have of her, not in school, and that freedom will be lost.

6) I also made walnut pesto with some basil I grew out back -

I can’t believe I’ve never done this before. It was beyond delicious and the roasted salmon I topped it with? Was DIVINE.

Please hold tight. Trials are always side by side with triumph. Much love - excited to have some time off coming up to catch up with my online family xx

#I made pesto #it was good #famous jamis is 8 #online family #east nashville #working mom #momming

[number1moose]

REFRAME

Instead of saying "oh I should be doing that. I'm slacking off. She is doing it better. Look how ahead she is"

Try to think "I like the way she does that. I want that in my life. I will take this example and try to implement it for myself."

Different it not bad or behind. If you want it, try starting tomorrow. Don't beat yourself up for not starting last week.

#ed recovery #eating disoder recovery #edrecovery #body image #intuitive eating #body dismorphia #recovery #body neutrality #therapy #momming

[katanaski]

#cleaning #cooking #momming #you know the drill #brb #Spotify

[anxiousangerball]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

#Mom can you pick me up I'm scared #That siren song is playing again #But wouldn't it be neat to dye spin weave sew knit crochet tat #OMG save me #Hobbies #Textile Arts #Crochet #Knitting #Weaving #Spinning yarn #Cross Stitch #Quilting #Never has Grandma Iris' voice been so loud in my head #(Miss you forever Grandma Iris)

[cactuseri]

collection

#seri.txt #these just made me laugh idk 😭 my mom and dad r also both like this #idk if someone’s posted these before but idc #seri’s hits

[personaglitch]

"Self insert characters are cringe"

Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.

#self insert #maladaptive daydreaming #no shame #cringe safe zone #im trying to exist in a hellscape okay #mom said its my turn to pick the coping mechanism

[sully-s]

Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.

#justice league #dc comics #Batman #WonderWoman #Superman #Flash #green lantern #hal jordan #martian manhunter #hawk girl #aquaman #cyborg #cheetah #captain cold #mockumentary #dcau #my art #fanart #I just love the idea that Sups gets jealous that Flash being stationed in the midwest saves his mom more often. #That Martha Kent wears Flashes hat more often than Clark's to be nice. #I'm annoyed that some of this text is hard to read but I didn't want to lose the details I drew and no amount of storke effect seemed to he

[bamsara]

Finor, the first follower.

#cult of the lamb #cotl oc #finor oc #trod au #the rehabilitation of death #the lamb doesn't remember what their mom looks like but it's finor they think of when they say the word #doodles #tw blood #comic #do yall see the ch/ca f/naf reference lksdhglkshgd

[andy-dandy]

love seeing the beginnings of perseus "pay your fucking child support" jackson's crusade against the gods' parental negligence problem in ep 1 & 2 of the pjo show. the absolute KING of "my daddy gave me issues so HE'S about to HAVE issues"

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson tv show #pjo series #i love his faceoff against mr d #'the FATE of the WORLD is at stake!' #'ok AND?' #percy is TRYING to refuse the call but the call KNOWS WHERE HE LIVES (and kidnapped his mom) #'i'm the son of SALLY JACKSON' what an icon

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

#dream #dolly parton #mom #stepdad #family #mother #singing #concert

[redactedrem]

Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.

#I have more ideas in my head #but I didn't want to make the post too long #might repost later #might write a small fanfic off of this #I actually don't have life360 but my friend does and I'm basing this off of how she interacts with her mom #batfamily #batfam #headcanon #dick grayson #nightwing #bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #cardinal tim drake #stephanie brown #spoiler