#momke

[idekanymoreplzhelp]

hi!!!um!!!

a friend of mine made this idea 4 a monk lego set and i think it would be really cool if the few people i knew on tumblr could do their thing and spread the word and reblog this and stuff!!!!!! it needs a lot more votes in the next couple weeks so

https://ideas.lego.com/projects/07cc9fdd-c712-4fff-af98-75368f449f11 this is the set !!!! i think its very cool😌 and even if you arent familiar with the show it would be super duper awesome if you made an account rq and supported it sooummmm plz do that! thank you tumblr community sincerely danny

https://ideas.lego.com/projects/07cc9fdd-c712-4fff-af98-75368f449f11 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/07cc9fdd-c712-4fff-af98-75368f449f11 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/07cc9fdd-c712-4fff-af98-75368f449f11

#monk #monk tv show #ummm #adrian monk #sharona fleming #et cetera #lego sey #i mean #lego set #monk monk momk #yipee

[manicpixiedreamjew]

autistic student 🤝 prof who teaches about their special interest

#heheheheh i gave my bio ant prof my drawing she LOVED IT #me: monke ..:) #her: momke....:)

[girlfatherfigure]

i dont go to dragonball please why are they monkeys its been baffling me..

HAHAHA ok well basically saiyans are a race of like primate humanoids like they look like humans but they have monkey tails and when they look at the full moon these tails literally give them the ability to turn into a huge ape monster. They are just silly monkey guys Basically. But none of them have had tails in ages bc toriyama got too lazy to draw them so none of the saiyans in the show ever grew their tails back after they got removed either in combat or willingly. Sad!

#momke……

[shadowkira]

#The eternal struggle #We're going to smoke so much weed this weekend and help each other write smut #me? understanding social cues?? never. #Personal #This is why momK thinks she needs to hit on bone man because she was completely oblivious to Goth Cleric hitting on her when she joined the- #party. like ma'am she did it MULTIPLE times.

[min3nc]

I need to hear more about your dnd character

HOHOHOHO. Her name is Andreas de Sárdella, and she’s a half-marilith (snake lady) half-human… So, a Tiefling of sorts.

She’s an idiot. Like. All muscle no brain (sighs -1 int modifier). Always loves to fight and her best moment was when she killed an enemy during an ambush BARE HANDED and then proceeded to go “You see this?! YOU are next!” loudly, successfully intimidating her enemies into fleeing.

She’s too hot-headed to meditate despite being a monk and will have a hard time recovering her Ki. That’s because she only agreed to be a monk so she could learn martial arts— From her mom. Andreas is just a glorified fighter with spiritual training lol. This greatly pisses off Monk Mom (Momk…) which is one of the reasons Andreas fled her home and is traveling right now.

Shes a famous athlete who’s won many tournaments and is constantly recognized during fights/encounters and uses that to her advantage, because despite not being really intelligent she is socially smart (I have great fun rp-ing this!) Hence why she’s so famous. Like, what she can’t get out through force, she gets out by sweet-talking.

Do not ask her to use thaumaturgy tho. Despite being able to use Hellish Rebuke and being resistant to fire thanks to her fire snake mom, she isn’t quite aware that her party members (SPECIALLY THE HIPPO MAN AND CROW MAN) are particularly flammable.

DM wants me to further her backstory into something he can use… So, did you know that Mariliths usually are Demon Queens? Alright… So now, why do you think Andreas is on the run? *ding ding* that’s right! There’s no way she wants to be a princess! So… she ran away. And now her Snake Mom is looking for her to drag her back home.

Eventually, while on the run, she ends up fighting the wrong person and ends up in jail… Poor baby.

#also yeah her mom is a human and her other mom is a monster #Momk is really into some interesting things #Andreas de Sárdella

[salc3]

Nikad mi neće biti jasno kako ove umišljene i nezahvalne devojke nađu dobre momke koji ih tretiraju kao kap vode na dlanu, a dobre devojke uvek nalete na hladnokrvne kretene...

#balkan citati #ljudi #balkanski citati #crna gora #hrvatska #srbija #balkan #bosna i hercegovina #citati o ljudima #ljubav

[jesenjiv]

Imam dobrog prijatelja, tih momak, nikada ga nisam čuo da je povisio ton, pažnju jedino svojom lijepom pojavom privlači. Preko tri godine je patio za djevojkom koja je birala uvijek neke lošije momke i svaki put kad bi povrijeđena bila utjehu bi potražila kod njega, a on zaljubljen uvijek bi pristajao na sve, samo da je tu i da bude dobro, iako je “da bude dobro” značilo to da joj on više neće trebati i da će biti zaboravljen, opet i ko zna koji put. Ali sasvim slučajno je upoznao osobu koja je bila totalna suprotnost njegovoj fatalnoj ženi, da bi se zaljubio više nego ikad i u koga prije, nikada ga sretnijeg nisam sretao do tog perioda.

Nikada nisam upoznao tu djevojku, sve što sam znao, čuo sam od mog prijatelja, ali prošlog maja sam izgubio i svaku šansu za to, kao i moj prijatelj što je izgubio svaku nadu i šansu za ponovnu sreću. Neko je jednostavno rođen da gubi, da živi tiho i neprimjetno. A neko je rođen da uljepša nečiji život svojim postojanjem, pa da ode nepovratno, a ostane u sjećanju kao upozorenje da najveća sreća ponekad predstavlja i tugu koju je teško preživjeti.

[cleanfishdish]

giornorooroororkfnfnfnfnjfnfnfnndnfbnfnfnf MOMKE! GIORNO!

#doodle #jjba part 5 #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure

[fruitloopinbowlocheerios]

MomKing, pick me up I’m scared.

- Torbek

#once upon a witchlight spoilers #once upon a witchlight #there are literal tears in my eyes rn #torbek

[sketchfanda]

Chestnut Stud across the Multiverse: Warrior Monk review: Sara Bellum

Our anonymous random browser or perhaps a different user hovered the cursor of their mouse over on the Capsule Cocks product information page for the Warrior Monk sex doll. Proud displays of its popularity showing where it ranked among their best sellers, how many units they sold being among the stand out details as they went down to the video review tab. Narrowing down their choices by most viewed/liked videos and seeing within the top 10 videos a preview image of a stunning redhead. Clicking and hitting full screen view as they put in headphones, the video buffered and loaded as the title read “Cusomer Review: Sara Bellum”. The viewer hummed in curiosity at seeing thst name and recognising the woman who appeared onto the screen, her bust in view as her cleavage struggled to be contained by a crimson red suit jacket as the camera seemed to be getting to show none other than the mayor of South City, the aforementioned Ms.Bellum. She was stunning to say the least, legs for days contained in Lacey stockings, her wild curly mop of ginger hair hiding her fsce which gave her an enigmatic seductive allure, those luscious Ruby red lips. To say nothing of her curvy,toned body which struggled to be contained and confined within thst crimson red cost and skirt of hers, her ass and boobs crying for freedom. Her high heels clicking as she tilted her head, checking to see the camera was working fine before she nodded and cleared her throat, beginning to speak. Her voice mature and melodic as she went to sit her bodacious skirt clad booty on a desk, showing what had to be her office at city hall.

“Hello there, if you’re watching this,chances are you’ve heard through the grapes vines or been recommended by a friend. I win deny I’m no stranger to cameras what with press conferences and tv interviews. But this is a different sort of matter thst…I can’t deny this is rather exciting..” the redhead bombshell giggled cutely and sensually as she shifted a bit on her desk. Her tits bouncing as the button that  strained between her titanic funbags was bordering on popping off. Moving and adjusting to strike a sensual pin up style pose, one leg kneeling in her desk as her radiance and sensual,sexual charisma shined and dazzled. “Now then as a regular close acquaintance of ms.Briefs, she’d decided in good will every now and then to send the odd gift now and then.” The bombshell politician wuipped,her voice composed and melodic in its tone. “Among my persomal favourite has to be the Capsule cocks toy collection, th warrior momk being a personal favourite. It’s more than helped me on those sleepless nights so you can imagine my delight when I received the next best thing…” pausing in her speech as she made a come hither gesture with her hand, finger playfully flexing as she signalle for someone to join her.

Her Ruby red lips spread into a soft,sensual smile as a compact figure,sculpted like Atlas and standing apart and proud at 5 foot 1 inch with a clean bald head and a cool, stoic facial expression, eyes glowing a dim blue was a Warrior Monk sex gynoid. The Krillin clone clad in just a pair of speedos, the front bulging as it strained against containing his massive equipment. Ms.Bellum hummed and purred sensually at his immediate presence, prying herself away from the desk as she made her way over to him. Soft oohs and awes as she caressed his physique, finger nails tracing memorising every inch of this compact Adonis of hers. “He may not look it but this little fellow isn’t just well endowed and equipped, but very comforting. Keeps me warm and safe from cold,lonely nights and then some. So attentive, so devoted…so..” Ms.Bellum ceased whatever monologue she had as she began planting kisses on her Warrior Monk, the cloned short king returning the before as the pair locked lips. Deep gasps and moans escaping her as she marked her living sex toy with lipstick marks. A cry of soft passion coming from her as he suddenly grabbed and squeezed her ass, her skirt lifting up to expose the fact she was commando under her skirt. Her smooth slit gushing as her nectar flowed down along her stocking clad legs. His skilled hands massaging those twin cheeks, making them clap like thunder. Sara moaning into their make out as their passion grew together as she broke their liplock, grabbing her coat as she pried it open. Her big juicy tits exposed in all their perky,naked glory as the button popped off and went flying. Grabbing that chromedome head as she pushed it towards the  valley of her cleavage, shuddering as she made him motorboat her tits.

“Aaahn excuse me…I just can’t help myself when it comes to my little man…once we get our hands in each other…” Indeed the madam mayor seemed like a switch had gone off, any sense of formality and professionalism gone out the window as her warrior monk got busy with his hands. Removing her clothes from her until she remained in just her stockings and heels. The redhead bombshell locking lips with her Warrior Monk once more as she welcomed his groping of her body. Squeezing her tits and rubbing her slit, probing those moist netherlips before she nudged him to lay flat on his back. Licking her cherry red lips as she stood looming over him, letting her pussy juices rain down on his cool stoic face. Soon kneeling down as she sat kn his face, throwing her her head back to moan,running her hands through her glorious mane of red hair as she felt him eat her out. His arms wrapping around her juicy hips and thighs as his tongue lapped away at her pussy as the bombshell politician fell forward, facing thst massive erection as she caressed and massaged it. Purring as she began to remove that speedo, a delighted gasp as his stiff erection smacked her face. Grasping and stroking it, his length and girth so much so thst she couldn’t fully grasp and wrap her hand around it as her warm breath blew on that cock. The luscious babe seeming to remember she had the camera on as she looked at whoever she was sure would be watching this.

““Such perfection….no man can or will ever compare…” her tone husky as she began to assault that shaft with oral pleasure. Licking,sucking,blowing and kissing on his cock and balls. Seeming less like the mayor of South City and more,like some whorish pornstar as she was soon deepthroating him. Head bobbing up and down, one visible eye glowing with a pink heart as she kissed his balls and abs. The Krillin clone grunting as he bucked his hips, tongue now rimming her juicy anal pucker and her pussy lips as his hands smacked and massaged her ass. Smacking the twin meat buns as ms.Bellum moaned, ceasing her self facefucking blowjob to grab her tits. Sandwiching his shaft between those mounds of pleasure as she proceeded to give him a titfuck. Massaging and jerking him off as she locked her lips on the exposed tip. Her bronze complexion glistening with a sheen of sensual perspiration as her arousal skyrocketed. The video viewer unable to look away as the redhead bombshell milked that cock,her expression one of sexual delight as she came together with her personal sexual companion, showering his face with her nectar as hismcock erupted,spraying into her mouth and on her fsce snd tits with thick,white hot cream. The moment that happened, the video reslly got into an absolute montage of pornographic delight thst if it ever got public would tarnish the mayor’s public reputation and image. If anything it was this taboo thrill that only a select few would see and know this was a turn on for her.

The scene had now transitioned to the redhead babe riding her warrior monk cowgirl style,hands rubbing his abs as he grasped where her waist met and connected with her hips. Moaning with wanton lust as she rode his cock with abandon, meeting his pistoning hips as the pair enacted a sexual rodeo. Her tits bouncing,ass jiggling as they mated like animals. “Aaahn,my little man..my warrior…all yours,all for you…give it all to me,my short king, remind me why I need only you..” being such words that came forth from her that is when he wasn’t howling like some bitch in heat. That is when she wasn’t gasping and howling as her compact stud pumped and hit her g spot, or made her womb feel his shat hammer away. Her oven practically making a siren call for all his rich, warm seed. The short king clone suddenly on his feet, making her wrap her arms and legs around him as he performed a standing a standing fuck. His hands grasping and squeezing her booty as her tits smothered his head. To soo mounting her as she was bent over her desk, tits rubbing against the mahogany service as he laid atop her back. Arms around her waist as he fucked her slutty ass, her meat buns shaking like jello before this jackhammering assault. Before the video transitioned to its next sequence of bellum”s erotic montage as her living sex machine sat in the desk, holding her upside down as her thighs wrapped around his head. Tongue lapping away at her slit while he held her by her glorious waist, as she performed deepthroating fellatio in a vertical 69. Amazon press, mating press, the spread eagle,the downward dog, they did them all some more than once indicating what the redhead babe’s favourite positions were. Her hair becoming wilder and untamed, her stockings tearing up an her high heels having long since been discarded. The climax Ming with Bellum taking the most ancient and traditional bitch in heat position as she was on her hands and knees getting fucked doggystyle. Tits swaying, ass bouncing as her chrome dome caveman plowed and pistoned until they came together, as the tanned ginger redhead spooned with her lover in his embrace, sensually panting, turning to kiss him as she reached for the camera to turn it off, ending the feed. Or so it seemed as static and pixels flashed along the screen.

The picture resumed showing it was the evening time as Sara Bellum seemed to be getting ready for a date, heir wild Afro like hair styled into a glorious waterfall mane. Her luscious tanlined skin exposed in a stunning outfit as she ourrrd and giggled at the mirror she was looking at, putting on a sexy black thing. Her warrior monk, dressed ina stylish corporate casual 3 piece suit as he entered the scene, making her gasp and moan as he slapped and squeezed her ass, motor laying those booty cheeks. “Mmm darling easy,save it for the hotel room….but be a good boy and I’ll be sure to give you a BJ and a titjob..” she sensually quipped,her short king nodding as they shared a kiss before she noticed the camera. “Ooh silly me, did I turn that on by mistake? Pardon me lover…” giggling sensual,y as she strutted over,her tits and ass bouncing as sh sashayed and swayed over,reaching over to shut off the camera feed. The viewer exiting full screen mode as they went added a warrior monk to their shopping cart and clicking for complete purchase…..looking to become another  satisfied customer.

#sketchfan85 #sketchfan #sketchfanda #sara bellum #ms bellum #krillin #dragonball krillin #krillin smut #krillin dragonball

[rabidwordjumbles]

Mgg is the type of guy who’s like “yeah I like underground music, listen to this” and then it’s some guy who’s like “(obscure keyboard sounds) mm yeah plink plonk I really love my momk (insane guitar riff)”

#shitpost #mgg #matthew gray gubler #mggifpost #Spencer Reid #criminal minds #500 days of summer

[aristotels]

Loša vest, pa još sve puta šest Ola-la, prepotentni su sretni Vidim ja: Bolje rat nego rad Al’ ja spomenicu ne bi` i eto ti ga sad

Dedaci, bolje igrajte šah Ola-la, impotentni su sretni Sledi im još kalendar il` dva Pa pakuju za oblake i momke kao ja...

#Youtube

[sm-baby]

Momke tail was the best decision ever

Just thinking of Zeus having to order costum pants for Poseidon when she buys him clothes 🥺

Zeus: How cute, how ever do you find trousers for my sweet Poseidon?

Angus: Oh I sew them.

Zeus: Y.... You what?

Angus: yeah...theyre really expensive. He really prefers the costum ones though because theyre built for him to be comfy, I can't do much.

Zeus, tearing up: my baby?? Doesn't have?? Comfy pants???

Angus: Oh he does! Just not that many-

Zeus: SHUSHUSHSUSHSUUS SHUT SHUT SHUT LITTLE POOR MAN- *puts finger on his lips*

Angus: 😳

Zeus: I need to make orders this cannot stand

And thus marked the day...Zeus comes over their tiny house in the city. with shopping bags in her arms filled with pants and breifs for her boy

Marcus: wow Ive never worn underwear before!!

Zeus: *STARTS SOBBING*

#Zeus #Angus #Poseidon

[zvjezdana-the-writer]

Mir.

Tako kratka riječ, a tako veliko značenje. Mislim da je svatko u potrazi za svojim mirom. Čak i oni koji divljaju i izlaze svaku noć, u cijelom tom ludilu traže neku utjehu, sve dok se ne pojavi jedna osoba koja ih smiri.

A da li je ta osoba samo mit koji je nametnut u društvu? Pogotovo nama ženama koje se cijeli život nadamo dolasku princa na bijelom konju. Da li uopće postoji to savršenstvo za kojim svi žudimo?

Jer onda, ne znam koliko dugo ću još čekati onda tog savršenog koji će me smiriti? Dosad me nitko nije smirio. U meni su sami nemiri, panika i strah od onoga što će biti. Povjerenja nemam u sebi. Puno sam se razočarala u životu, ne samo zbog promašaja u svom životu. Razočarana sam nekako u ovaj svijet u kome najgore djevojke dobijaju najbolje momke, a dobre djevojke dobijaju ono najgore. Pitam se čime je ološ zaslužio da mu bude tako lijepo u životu?

Godine prolaze, a ja nemam mira. Samo me nekako drži ta mala nada u meni da će biti bolje. Da će me konačno netko voljeti ovakvu kakva jesam i pružiti mi onu ljubav i pažnju koju nikada nisam osjetila. Da će netko biti spreman da mi pruži onoliko emocija i pažnje koliko sam i ja spremna dati.

Često čujem riječ strpljenje.

Mrzim tu riječ. Svi želimo konačno izaći iz svojih tamnih odaja i živjeti svoje snove. Pa tako i ja.

#citati #pisac #nature #aesthetic #ljubavni citati #sky #ocean #kratke priče #priče

[nadianada91]

O nama..

Bila je to jedna lijepa kišna avgustovska noć. Te noći sam bila najvoljenija žena u univerzumu. Uzimala sam njegovo sve u sebe. Ljubio me je kao da sutra neće svanuti nikad, kao da nam je zadnje. On je dobar čovjek, greške iz prošlosti su ga oblikovale u jakog muškarca. Pale me njegove greške i način sa kojima se on izborio.

I sve je to pogrešno. Pogrešni smo mi. I način na koji to radimo i što se krijemo. On ima život vani u inostranstvu. Ja sam tu gdje jesam.

Samo sam ga vidjela tu jednu noć. Bilo mi je tako teško rastati se od njega. I da sam ga još koji put vidjela, bilo bi teže. Za mene.

On je sve ono najgore i najbolje u jednom muškarcu. Divlje, a istovremeno nježno. Čuvam ga u posebnom ćošku srca. Nikad ga neću zaboraviti. Sve sam svoje momke voljela na taj neki svoj način da se ne vezujem, da ne patim.. Trudila sam se da tako bude i sa njim. Ali ne možeš ti obično voljeti divljeg muškarca. Ne. Ne možeš.

Muževan tip, stariji, iskusniji, ima neku vatru u srcu. Ludilo u glavi. Pečate prošlih vremena. Kaže mi: Često pomislim na tebe, i kako se boriš sa svim problemima. Da ti bar mogu nekako pomoći.. Nijedna žena nije bila tako dobra kao ti..

Ja imam sjećanje na nas. Na prelijepu noć. Na poljupce i milovanja. Božee, bila sam toliko voljena i ljubljena tu noć. Mažena, pažena. Tu jednu noć. Proklete granice i dve države što nas razdvajaju.

Bila bih mu dobra drugarica. Ljubavnica, savjetnik, advokat. Sve što zatreba. Ali meni nisu sudjene takve stvari. Nisu mi sudjeni takvi muškarci. Vraćam se u realnost. U svoju rutinu. Šta me čeka sutra, ne znam. Ali njega ne zaboravljam.

#balkan #ljubav #zivot #jedna noć #srce #on #moje misli

[simcardiac-arrested]

Literally i got the glowing momke