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#mom's coming home late and they're going! bokuto! help stir the pot so the potatoes don't get stuck at the bottom
mooshys · 3 years
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guys who can cook ➝ sakusa (likes to handle his own food), kita (granny taught him at a young age), daichi, akaashi, aran (these guys paid attention in home economics and actually know how to take care of themselves), oikawa, hinata (both forced to learn when they were in south america or else they would have starved)
guys who know how to cook, but choose to make the same meal every day ➝ ushijima, iwaizumi, kageyama (these three only make the bland chicken and steamed broccoli meals for themselves...), bokuto (will go through phases of eating his favorite meal until he makes himself sick), kuroo (corporate job sucks away all his energy... makes a cup of ramen as soon as he gets home)
can only make scrambled eggs and boxed mac n cheese ➝ suna (will boil water on the stove and forget about it when waiting), sugawara (there's a 7-11 right next to his apartment, so he just buys all his food there), matsukawa (solely depends on takeout), hoshiumi (goes to costco to buy hamburger helper in bulk)
don’t eat what they’ve made unless you want food poisoning ➝ atsumu (his brother got the “competent in the kitchen” genes), hanamaki (puts a handful of salt when the recipe asks for a pinch), lev (...), nishinoya (forgets to wash his hands and tells you the bacteria will add extra flavor), terushima (pours mountain dew into cake batter for an extra kick)
gordon ramsey’s disciples ➝ osamu (does omakase for you on your anniversary, dedicates an entire day to go to the farmer's market to buy the best ingredients), tendou (pretends he’s on iron chef whenever he cooks, says he’s better than bobby flay and has once juggled knives in the kitchen)
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