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#mom we've talked about this he was gay
bylertruther · 1 year
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the ending of season three is so fucking gay. it's literally objectively gay what the hell and fuck
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vulpinesaint · 1 year
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speaking of catholicism and being weird about it. i remember when i was 8-10 i scammed a catholic studies club for two years, because if you joined it you'd get a box full of gifts at the end of each year and it was full of stuff we couldn't afford at the time, ranging from toys to stuff i needed for school and even household items, so what i did was i went to that club twice a year (once for each semester) so they couldn't kick me out because i DID participate, i never did my homework and every time the club leader (teacher) asked me a question the best answer you'd get from me was "huh?"
P.S. the teacher didn't like me obviously but like, no one liked her either, even her son i think. he moved from our small village in eastern europe to US and the speed of his instagram changing from being unused to being full of pictures of hot women and alcohol is almost so impressive that i didn't believe it was a guy who used to be called an egg because of the way his mom stiled his hair and clothes in school.
well damn that sounds like a great and effective plan. i should've been doing that as a kid instead of learning bible stories unironically and raising my hand for every question during our church's version of sunday school. i didn't even get toys for it
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AITA for not wanting to invite my family to my wedding?
I (25m) am getting married to my fiancé (23m) next year, and I'm really excited about it, obviously. He's the love of my life, and we both (mostly him, to be honest) want to have a big wedding to celebrate. The problem arises with our families. My mom wasn't talking to my extended family for a long time because they hated my dad, but now that they're divorced and we've all gone no contact with him, they're more willing to talk to us.
Here's the thing: they're extremely classist and hate the South, and as soon as they take one look at my southern fiancé in his wedding dress (that he insisted upon) with his piercings and tattoos, and meet his equally southern family, they're going to be terrible to them. Not to mention the fact that they're barely okay with me being gay in the first place. Sometimes I wonder why my fiancé wants to marry into this family at all. His family has never been anything but kind to me, and I'm always upset that I can't promise my folks will return that kindness.
I told my mom that I only wanted to invite her and my brothers when it came to my family, and she got pretty upset, saying that if we invite my fiancé's family but not ours, they'll be incredibly insulted and may cut off contact again. I asked if that would be such a bad thing, and she flipped at me. She said if I wasn't going to invite my family, then she and my younger brother weren't going. I love my mom, and I want her to be there, but I love my fiancé too, and I want him to enjoy his own wedding without fear of judgment.
AITA for not wanting them there?
What are these acronyms?
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gh0st-t0wn3 · 7 months
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Lmk ss edits + Headcanons, Part 2 (Pigsy, Tang, Sandy, Sun Wukong, Macaque)
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- He/Him
- Bisexual
- Huge environmentalist, if you put any garbage or recycling in the wrong bin expect to get at least a three hour lecture, no you can not escape this, yes MK and Mei have tried, no they did not succeed
- ONLY shops from farmers markets/family businesses, you will never catch this man supporting a corporation
- Use to steal Tang's college hoodies
- Took him the longest to get used to having Redson around and a part of the group , but eventually warmed up to him (is still kinda salty about Redson burning MK's room though)
- Grows his own herbs
- Gets incredibly frustrated when he gets the hiccups (writing this as I'm fighting off hiccups)
- Loves watching true crime shows and listening to true crime podcasts while he does household chores or while he's setting up/closing the shop
- Got his ears pierced with Tang
- MK and Mei call him mom when he's being overbearing, Tang calls him mom now too to tease him
- Once caught Mei and MK sneaking food out of the kitchen at 3am and beat them with a broom for a solid minute because he was too drowsy to recognize them and assumed they were intruders (they were fine)
- Is the type of person to call his husband (Tang) "bro", "dude" etc
- Got drunk in college once and talked about nothing but how much he loved Tang, didn't remember any of it the next day but Tang asked him out pretty quickly after that
- Exchanged a few recipes with DBK while they were at the beach, they still do exchange more recipes once in a while but they don't talk much outside of cooking related topics
- Learned how to play dnd in college because Tang liked the game and ended up liking it a lot more than he expected to so they wound up playing together all the time (they still play it once in a while if they have time)
- Him and Sandy get together every other weekend to try and help Pigsy with his anger management issues
- Never called MK his son while he was growing up because he was scared that MK's real family would show up one day to take him back home, finally realized that no one was gonna show up a short while after MK turned 10 and started acting like an actual parent (MK always saw Pigsy as his dad though)
- Always says "this is the last time" when giving Tang free noodles (it is never gonna be the last time, and Tang knows it)
- Once bumped into a mannequin at the mall and apologized to it, Tang still makes fun of him
- Use to take Mei and MK to conventions all the time until Mei learned how to drive and could take them herself
- Won't care for people getting hurt in movies but will be absolutely crushed if something happens to an animal (sobbed when he watched "A Dog's Purpose")
- Smells like noodles
- Love language is acts of service
- Keeps trying to convince Tang to come with him to family events, has yet to succeed
- Carries around an extra pair of headphones in case Tang or MK needs them
- Almost threw hands with DBK and PiF after hearing about how they treated Redson (seriously guys, I need Redson to have a good parental figure in the next season, please), this man is a father to everyone
- Snores loud as fuck, it's a wonder how Tang gets any sleep
- No fashion sense what's so ever
- Insomnia
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- He/Him
- Gay
- Once zoned out and stared at a wall for six hours straight
- Desk is covered in pencil shavings and pen ink
- Constantly bruised from always falling (weak ankles)
- Fluent in Polish, don't ask why, it just feels right
- Doodled all over his books in school (they made him pay for new ones)
- Never up before sunrise
- Got in some random dudes car once thinking it was a taxi and almost got himself kidnapped
- Will make the most annoying, smart-ass remark to anything anyone says
- I'm not actually sure if it's ever mentioned in the show what Tang does for a living but it doesn't matter, he's a college history professor now
- Has grandma floral bedsheets (we've all seen his sleepwear, you cannot tell me that man doesn't have grandma floral bedsheets)
- Somehow always cold
- Constanly napping, he can and will fall asleep if he's left alone for too long (his students once caught him asleep at his desk after lunch break and dipped class)
- Used to have hexagon glasses cause he thought they looked cool but found out Pigsy liked circular ones better so he got new ones
- Still has a septum piercing he got while he was in college but keeps it flipped up, he also has ear gauges
- When he met Pigsy's parents he was super nervous and ended up passing out half way through the night because of anxiety, he has not lived it down and refuses to go to any events with Pigsy if his family is gonna be there (they actually really liked him and are disappointed when he doesn't show up)
- Doesn't own a bookshelf for some reason, everything is just piled on the floor
- Very faint freckles
- Needs a daily 'to do' list, his whole day gets thrown off if he doesn't have some kind of schedule
- Maladaptive daydreamer
- Never showers, only takes baths
- Needs headphones on crowded transportation otherwise he'll get stressed at all the noises and talking overlapping eachother
- Severe rsd (rejection sensitivity dysphoria,  "benched" was an especially bad time for him)
- Number one art appreciator and constantly drags Pigsy to museums
- Smells like a library (please tell me you know what smell I mean)
- Love language is gift giving ( and you KNOW he loves you when he shares his food with you willingly)
- 76% of the clothes he owns are thrifted
- Blind as a fucking bat, if he looses his glasses he's on the floor feeling around for them like Velma,  I swear they could be two feet in front of him but he won't even notice
- Hypersomnia
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- He/Him
- Bisexual
- Huge conspiracy theorist, ask him anything and he'll have some in depth explanation on how it relates to cryptids or something (I'm talking Matpat level conspiracy theorist, seriously, someone get him help)
- Slowest typer on the planet (mainly because the screen is too small for his hands), will respond to something 3-5 minutes after they changed topics
- Made seed bombs and threw them everywhere at random around the city and now there's a bunch of flowers and vines growing everywhere
- Was the first one (Aside from Mei and MK) to welcome Redson into the group with open arms, everyone else was still kinda cautious
- Would literally die for any of his friends, no questions asked, no hesitation, just jumps in the line of danger as soon as he sees one of his friends about to get hurt
- Didn't have a lot of friends growing up until he met Pigsy in his last year of high school because everyone was afraid of him
- He and Pigsy were in a band together in college, Sandy discusses it with pride, Pigsy gets embarrassed and denies ever being in a band at all
- Since he also has scales he's the one who teaches and helps Mei look after her scales and keep them from drying or getting damaged
- Yoga master, wakes up super early to do it during sunrise
- Has the best taste in music, he can find the most amazing, tear jerking, heart wrenching, underground music ever effortlessly
- Hasn't met a single person he wasn't able to get along with
- Firmly believes in all the little wishing rituals (11:11, shooting stars, birthday candles, blowing dandelions etc)
- Learned how to whistle so he could sing along with birds
- *gets robbed* "oh, i bet he needed the money, it's ok"  "I really don't think he did." "...maybe he's gonna donate it!"
- Favourite kind of tea is earl grey
- Named one of his cats Maquack after Macaque
- Sometimes cat sits for Bai He when she goes to doctor appointments, family visits out of the city, etc
- Got his piercing while he was still in a band but kept them in because his band mates were some of his first friends and they all got pierced together
- Has a tail to help him swim better (unfortunately I could not add it in the edit above but just I imagine he has the same kind of tail as the water Na'vi in Avatar ig)
- Skin has a faint ombre to it (his hands and feet are lighter and fade around his forearms/knees to a slightly darker blue (i did add this one in my edit but unfortunately I don't think it's as visible as I wanted it to be, my bad)
- Webbed hands and feet to help him swim better
- Has adipose eyelids like a fish to protect his eyes from the water, block exposure of harmful ultraviolet light into his eyes and act as protection against impact to the eye in aquatic environments. Since his eyelids are transparent though, he has to wear a sleeping mask at night
- Smells like a mix of ocean air and tea
- Love language is quality time and physical touch (will pick up and hug his friends all the time no matter the place)
- His hair and beard always have something in them, sand, seaweed etc
- Shoes are actually really uncomfortable for him to wear because his body is evolved for an aquatic environment, but he doesn't want to be rude so he wears them anyway (Mei found out and got him a customized pair of shoes so he could be comfortable without feeling like he's being rude)
- Uses Kaomojis
- If he's not busy, or doesn't have anything planned for the next few hours, he'll spend his free time cleaning up the ocean and beaches from any garbage
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- He/Him
- Pansexual
- Everything he has ever done has been an impulse decision
- Is the type of mf to kick the inside of someone knee while they're walking to make them fold (Tang is the primary victim)
- Chews his nails
- Made up his own constellations as a "fuck you" to the universe (somehow managed to convince some mortals they were real constellations too)
- Mk and Co constantly forget how ancient swk is until he says some old person shit
- Naturally has curly and untamable hair, uses glamor to avoid getting called out about not taking care of it
- Horrifically optimistic
- Always has leaves and dirt and sticks etc in his hair
- Will sit out in the rain for hours on end
- Follow up on the last hc, he's been struck by lightning.. twice
- Actually has really heavy eyebags but uses glamor to cover them up
- Gets bored super easily
- Has naturally long lashes, Mei is still convinced he's wearing makeup though
- Cannot cook for the life of him
- His memories are always in shades of gold, no ones sure if it hasn't something to do with his gold vision or not, even himself, he just can't remember things in normal colour
- Stress induced migraines from the circlet
- Not a fan of big cities but loves how the lights look at night
- Stacks of notebooks and loose paper, cannot keep anything organized
- Takes a nap everyday at exactly 2:38 without fail
- Freezes in the winter, man's house has no insulation whatsoever
- Doesn't like big crowds but also can't stand not being the center of attention
- Once picked fleas out of both MK's and his own hair and ate them, MK was and still is disgusted, he will never look at Monkey King the same way again
- Smells like Peaches (it's like the only fucking thing he eats)
- Love language is physical touch
- Kinda chubby (mostly around his stomach and thighs) but still has muscles
- Always teasing Redson about the fact that he's technically his uncle since he and DBK are sworn brothers, he finds Redson's overreactions to it funny but is secretly kinda hurt that Redson doesn't think of him as family anymore (He use to when he was a little kid but stopped seeing Wukong as family after he sealed DBK away. They've started to try and mend their relationship after the events of season 4, it's slow but it's progress)
- Sometimes the monkey's on FFM will come into his house through the windows at night to sleep with him for comfort
- Really bad with technology but pretends he's just too good for the internet so he can avoid using it without looking old
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- He/Him
- Bisexual
- Says his "S"'s really sharply
- If you ask him anything about himself he'll give you a different answer to the exact same question everytime (he thinks it makes him mysterious,  it does not)
- Lower lid eyeliner >>>
- If you say something stupid or weird he'll just stare judgingly until you take it back
- Actually lost his mind when he found out what blowing bubbles were
- Drinks tea with an ungodly amount of sugar
- Chronic eye pain + headaches. It's gotten significantly better over the years but.. yk, eye gouged out
- Has a deeply relaxing voice, strangely enough
- Has tried to compliment people before but it always ends up coming off as an insult
- Classical music or heavy rock, no in-between
- It is literally impossible to take a bad picture of him
- Puts his hair up in a bun whe he doesn't wanna deal with it
- Has patches of freeze burns from LBD, along his right side (mostly just his arm).
- Theater kid
- Rose tea enjoyer
- Likes to bake sometimes and frequently exchanges recipes with Pigsy and DBK
- Like to watch the sunrise and sunset
- Hates being out in the sun too long, not having a shaded area nearby for an easy escape stresses him
- Will stare out the window while it rains, Mei once said he looked like he was pretending to be in a cringey early 2010 music video
- Hard of hearing, his six ears are very sensitive and all the fighting and screaming has definitely done some damage to them by now
- Follow up on the last HC, despite being hard of hearing he will either absolutely refuse to wear hearing aids, or will wear them (albeit begrudgingly) but cover them with glamor
- Septum and snake bite piercings he got during his emo phase
- Smells like grapes, don't ask
- Love language is quality time, he doesn't care to actually have a conversation, though, he's fine just sitting in comfortable silence
- Will use his shadow transport for the dumbest things when he's lazy, like teleporting the TV remote to him if it's on the other side of the couch, teleport a bag of chips from the pantry to him in his bedroom,  etc
- Room is covered in scented candles
- Sandy has invited him over to work out some of his problems multiple times, he doesn't really care to open up though, he just goes for the cats (Sandy let's him)
- His hair is always soft and he refuses to tell anyone what he washes with, MK has asked multiple times and he gets a different, vague answer everytime
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Slip of the Tongue
Warning: Some smut, a little bit of drinking, some drug use, talk of sex
18+ Minors DNI
Summary: Steve has an accidental bisexual awakening in Starcourt Mall and a year later makes another discovery.
Steve was higher than he had ever been in his entire life. He wasn't sure what were in those drugs that the Russians had given him and Robin, but he really didn't care. Robin was giggling and watching the movie beside him. He wasn't sure what was going on. Was that mom trying to bang her own kid?
"I have to take a piss," Steve stood up.
"Gross," Robin giggled.
After Steve returned from the bathroom, he had a hard time finding his seat, but he managed it without help. He turned to face Robin but found himself looking at a pretty girl with long brown curly hair and big cow eyes. Her cheeks were stuffed with popcorn.
"You're not Robin," Steve said, trying to squint to see better through his swollen eye. The girl shook her head. "You're pretty, though. Wanna make out?"
The girl quickly chewed her popcorn and swallowed before nodding. Steve leaned forward and kissed her. It was the best kiss of his life. Her lips were soft, sticky with butter, and he could taste the popcorn on her tongue. They molded perfectly against his own lips. The girl slipped her hand into his hair, cupping the back of his head, and gently pulled on his hair. Steve moaned into her mouth. He slipped a hand underneath her shirt, resting his hand on her abdomen for a moment before trailing up to cup her breast. Huh. He froze. She was extremely flat chested, but she did have a nipple piercing, which he found very hot. He rubbed his thumb over it and began to play with it. The girl moaned and bit down on his lip. It was getting heated, and he could feel arousal stirring below. He moved his hand back down and slipped his hands into her pants. Oh. She wasn't flat chested. She was a he, and he had a dick that Steve was currently touching. It was the first dick that he had touched that wasn't his own, and he liked it. Holy shit. He liked it. He was about to gently massage it when he was grabbed by the back of his neck, and he had to let it go.
"Seriously, Steve! You're making out with some girl when we're supposed to be watching the movie!" Robin exclaimed. "You have to help me find the bathroom, I found it, but then I lost it again!"
"Call me!" Steve exclaimed. "I'm in the phonebook!"
Steve didn't find out who had been his bisexual awakening until a year later. Spring Break had occurred. They had defeated Vecna, and Eddie Munson had become one of his closest friends. Steve was also crushing on him pretty badly. It was embarrassing. They older teens were currently at Steve's hanging out. They had all ended up coming out to each other after a few drinks in. Robin had accidentally revealed she was a lesbian so Steve told them he was bisexual. Eddie revealed he was gay while Nancy revealed she was in like a triad with Jonathan and Arygle.
"So, Jonathan and Argyle really do everything together," Robin had giggled with Eddie. "What? I'm drunk. Like you guys aren't?"
"So, Stevie, who was your bisexual awakening or did you always know you like men?" Eddie asked, batting his eyelashes at him.
"Ooh! I know this story!" Robin exclaimed.
"We've told you about Starcourt. Well, after we got drugged, we ended up hiding in the theater, watching Back to the Future. I went to the bathroom and ended up sitting in the wrong seat next to who I thought was a girl. We ended up making out pretty heavily, and I found out she was definitely not a girl. Turns out, I really liked it. Was unable to find out who it was because Robin had pulled me away," Steve said, rolling his eyes.
Robin and Eddie were rolling on the floor laughing. Eddie managed to calm himself down before crawling over to Steve and leaning his elbows on his knees.
"So. . .did the guy have nipple piercings?" Eddie asked coyly.
"Yeah, actually. . .wait, how do you know?" Steve asked.
Eddie laughed and lifted up his shirt, flashing him. His one nipple was pierced.
"It was me, baby, all this time. . .that damn dark theater. I never knew who that man who looked like he had been mugged was, but he slipped his tongue into his mouth, and I completely forgot to ask for his name," Eddie giggled.
Steve grinned and pulled him into his lap.
"Hi, my name is Steve," he said smirking.
"Hi, Stevie, I'm Eddie," he giggled.
"It's very nice to meet you," Steve said and kissed him.
Eddie grinned against his lips, breaking the kiss.
"One of these days, we're both going to be sober when we do this," Eddie said.
"One day," Steve promised, kissing him and sticking his tongue into Eddie's mouth.
"Okay, I love you guys, happy for you, really, but. . .I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THIS!" Robin exclaimed.
"Speak for yourself, Buckley. Excellent form, dudes," Argyle said.
"I don't know, Eddie could do a little better," Jonathan said and Eddie flipped him off while continuing to kiss Steve.
"Steve definitely deserves a 9.2," Nancy giggled.
"Are we also going to commentate on how they fuck too? Because if so, shoot me," Robin groaned.
"I'll go make the scoreboards!" Argyle yelled and took off.
Steve laughed against Eddie's mouth, and soon, they were both laughing.
"We are NOT having sex in front of them," Steve said.
"Aww. . .why not? Able to fight an interdimensional wizard with his friends but unable to fuck in front of them. Got it. I love learning new things about you."
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heroesbyler · 11 months
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Fever: Interweaving sexuality into the horror plot, Vecna , and the Eddie - flesh puppet theory
There's an interesting parallel between Billy and Eddie that further reinforces the idea that Eddie's dead body in the upside down is going to be used as a possessed flesh-puppet by Vecna, as has been discussed by darling @wibble-wobbegong in his overkill analysis (a must read) . Vecna , as in Edward Creel. @aemiron-main and @henrysglock are the ones who have talked about Edward , so I reccomend everyone check their blogs out to learn about him!
So. There's the scene of Billy in 3.01, when he's watching Karen swim in the pool, while obviously having some Thoughts TM about it, where Hot Blooded-Foreigner plays. We get these lyrics :
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In 4.01, we get the scene when Mike is staring at Eddie while having some thoughts as well, and Fever-The Cramps is playing. It's not visible in the subtitles, because there's dialogue, but especially at this moment , the word FEVER is very loudly mixed.
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This parallel is very very interesting because it correlates two very important overarching themes in Stranger Things, Horror TM and the characters' coming of age. How? A double entendre.
The first part is pretty surface level (that is, would be surface level if people understood Mike and the visual medium that is television, but yk). We see Billy having the hots for Karen (which like, ew Billy in general, but in this case, super ew Karen for flirting with someone so so young) and he's "burning up" which is a phrase used to indicate sexual attraction. Literally everyone and their mom understands this when watching the scene.
Then , we have Mike , who also has a crush on Eddie, the camera moves with his point of view of looking TM at him , he is the focus of the shot with Dustin blurred in the background. However, people obviously dismiss this because they can't read they don't want to acknowledge it, because this time it is gay. Imo, this scene is just as blatant as any byler scene when it comes to acting, but people refuse to acknowledge it because it goes against the uwu pure babies interpretation AND the idea that Mike ever had a crush on El; both are eliminated instantly. This is what a tiny , of-course-not-happening crush looks like.
The second part is a bit more hidden, but a great piece of subtext. Both are going to be possessed by Vecna. Billy, very soon after this scene, has a Vecna Vision and is possessed, like Will was. And, if the theory is correct, so will Eddie; phrases like "Eddie is a vessel for Satan" and him literally playing Vecna in the DnD campaign seal this deal, as does the fact that his body is conveniently left in the UD, where we've seen many times that bodies are preserved much better than the real world (although decay still occurs, both to the dead and living, just slower).
The usage of these songs is interesting, considering Vecna's whole thing being liking it cold, and the possessed (both Billy and Will) feeling hypothermia. Considering that heat and fire are what actually took the dark particles out of Will, I'm inclined to believe it's because Vecna himself feels very hot due to his burns (and how he literally was radiation-burned when he was thrown into the UD, and how the UD is radioactive itself- More of radiation from @henrysglock the og radiationgate inventor<3).
As Robin @pinkeoni has already talked about in this genius post , the show already merges the coming of age of its characters into the supernatural horror plot, in a truly seamless way.
Also, it's very interesting how both scenes of the Edward/soon to be Edward character heavily involve a Wheeler. The Creel Wheeler connection is extremely important and I can't wait to see more of it.
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gidaryeong · 24 days
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Sejak episode 16
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So daebi said: just marry this crossdressing weirdo that you're sexually obsessed with and have an heir, it's fine idec at this point. And Yi In didn't immediately jump on that but was like, well mom if you want it then I'm NOT going to do it 😤
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Since this is the final installment I want to officially thank Sang-hwa for his service to the crown! His loyalty and diligence is only rivaled by his commitment to the bit. One of my favorite scenes in this entire show is the Gay Rumor era where he sprints off with the swiftness of Hermes to fetch the king's boyfriend some candy
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I must say I wish they would've talked more baduk when they play baduk. They always debate their real life issues and the game is just something they dabble with in the background, the way I embroider things while watching TV, but they could be meta-talking about baduk strategies in a way that convinces us that this really is their Mutual Obsession while simultaneously shedding light on their personalities. Is Mong-woo an aggressive and haphazard player? Is she more intuitive or more calculating? Has she memorized previous games or does she not have to, because she's operating on Pure Vibes? I still don't know what they're like as players, or if the king is ever close to winning, or if Mong-woo is getting kinda bored of playing against him because he never puts up a real fight. (And how does that then translate to their sexual relationship: she told her dad from the start that she'd only marry someone who could beat her.) In their first game they didn't speak a word because they were so absorbed, and they didn't even notice it had begun to rain -- I liked that much better, because if Mong-woo is the greatest baduk genius in the world then she would be more obsessive about it, almost to the detriment of their relationship, like Beth in The Queen's Gambit. She'd want to go to Qing for the challenge and thrill of playing the Emperor, not (only) for her country and king and father. Okay sorry rant over.
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Sometimes I pounce on my partner like this when he's just about to leave for the supermarket and I say "kdrama back hug 🥺" and he's always very patient with this extremely annoying behavior
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"I cannot send Mong-woo to the Qing alone. So I'll choose the violent criminal who tried to stab me and instead stabbed her. He'll keep her safe."
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Sure this is satisfying but did we have to spend so much time on this when we've got like 45 minutes airtime left to show Mong-woo's life-changing trip to Qing? Let me see her play the Emperor and pretend to lose! Let me see her flirt with the imperial harem and gain friends and enemies in court!!! Also: how did her father react to her crossdressing (since she gave it up when Myung-ha threatened to tell daddy)?
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Shin Se-kyung having to teach worthless noblemen on how to start a fire is a must for any sageuk. To me.
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It’s actually very sweet that everyone's just treating her like the princess now. But what's going to happen with the real princess? Another thing that they could have wrapped up instead of...
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THIS. So writernim introduced this guy as a new threat in the last ep and then resolved it with no tension or conflict. Another thing that we could maybe have just have skipped in favor of Mong-woo Wreaking Havoc in the Imperial City.
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PLEASE I don't understand anything!!! So they'll stay together forever now. But Mong-woo doesn't want to be his concubine (she'd resent him). And Yi In has no apparent plans to abdicate (he'll be king until he dies). Is she going to stay on as gidaryeong, and if so, why didn't she return to her station right away but tried to sneak away?
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It’s so funny that she just gave up and told him her name anyway lmaooo. She was like baby you'll never beat me let's not pretend ❤️
Despite my ranting I did love this drama very much!! A fantastic set up with a somewhat underwhelming execution is my sweet spot because it means I can write fic about it 🫶
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jaymari-lyn · 2 months
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Okay, so since nobody is talking about it, I will
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This apparently is supposed do be the opening of the first scene in season 5 and it brings up a lot of questions.
The first one being, who is the child? Cold wind and groaning trees makes sense since Hawkins is now sort of combined with the Upside-Down, but some child singing is a little odd.
By now, all the 'kids' in the show are well in their teens, so considering them 'children' wouldn't make a lot of sense. So, first my head goes to a flashback sequence.
It could possibly be a flashback of Eleven and the other kids from the rainbow room, but since last season was really focused on it, I don't it's going to be as central this season.
What I think it could be is a flashback to either Will in the Upside-Down back in season 1, OR a flashback with him and Mike as little kids.
If it's Will in the Upside-Down, it would make a lot of sense since we know Will used to sing when he was down there. So we could possibly be getting a flashback to Wills week in the Upside-Down, because this whole season is supposed to be about him, as well as a full circle moment back to season 1 for a lot of characters.
But another theory I like is that it's a flashback to Mike and Will when they first met. The cold wind and groaning trees could just interpreted as less creepy, and just more like fall Indiana weather, and the child's voice could be Will singing to himself on the swingset. I could be wrong, but it seems like Will used to use music as a way to cope or keep himself busy as a kid (with Jonathan while Joyce and Lonnie would fight, plus the Upside-Down, like I said earlier). If Will was all alone on the swingset with no friends as a kindergartener who probably missed his mom and brother, he might sing as a way to make himself feel better. We've seen bts photos of a playground with a swingset, so it is plausible. Another thing is maybe Will singing is what originally got Mike's attention, because let's be honest, he is super oblivious, and this is even before he gained his Will-is-upset instinct, so he most likely wouldn't notice Will unless he was doing something that would make him stand out. One more thing that I want to add is that Wills singing as a kid might have been what made him start getting bullied. Besides his appearance, what other things would have made the bullies or even Lonnie, for that matter, think he's gay? He may be on the smaller side, but lots of boys are, so why Will specifically. Back in the 80s singing (and take this with a grain of salt because I wasn't alive back then) probably would have been considered "girly", so that could have been one of the factors that got these assholes to start bullying him. And, you can notice that after season 2, Wills connections to music sort of dissappears. His love for it isn't really brought up that much, and we never see or hear about him singing in season 3 or 4, so it could have been him getting sick of bullying and trying to change himself to appear 'normal' to a heteronomative society that doesn't accept gay people. This flashback would also be, in turn, a great way to start introducing back Mike and Wills friendship, as well as their obvious live for one another.
Another thing , though, that can debunk that theory, is that it has to be a familiar song. The only one that really comes to mind for me is "Should I Stay Or Should I Go?", which didn't come out until '82, so it wouldn't line up time-wise for Will to be singing that when him and Mike were todlers in the 70s. If that's the case, I don't know what familiar song he could be singing.
If you guys can think of any other songs that would work time-wise, please let me know.
Personally, I think music is going to play a huge part in this final season, between Will's connection to it, and the fact that it's the only way to get away from Vecna once he is in your head (since music can reach aprts of the brain words can't)
But let me know your thoughts! I'd love to hear them!
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twelvemonkeyswere · 2 years
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Details so many details I loved:
Guillermo's family calling him Memo
Guillermo's cousin complaining about the garbage in the background as they walked around
Abuelita's rainbow colored shawl
The little spanglish moments like "el panera" and "los goosebumps"
Relatedly, there was so much Spanish this episode! Guillermo saying "pa' que graben el cumpleaños de la abuela" (with shortened "pa") was such a nice acting choice. I loved all the dialogue in Spanish
Guillermo hiding his crucifix back into his shirt as soon as Nadja shows up
Nadja loving Mamma Mia because it reminds her of Greece, and reminiscing about her family and connecting with other girls
Nadja loving Guillermo's family because they're warm and welcoming
Nadja bathing in blood at the beginning with her doll
Nadja facing a wholeass family of vampire killers and running across the wall
Marwa having fun and being included 😭😭😭😭😭 she deserves the world!!!!
the Guide petting the doll's hair as they chat about the movie
Nandor saying "the baby Colin Robinson" and referencing his past as a soldier
Laszlo calling Colin "my boy"
Seanie talking about his grandpa and about the things he's seen die, as well as bonding with baby Colin
Laszlo and Nandor talking about their feelings, or at least working through their feelings through the bonding magic of blood sucking HAHAHA
Guillermo defending Nadja with his whole body
Guillermo's eyes turning red and watery when he reveals that he's gay, only for his family to be like "is that it? we've always known we don't care". his mom's soft "una madre siempre sabe" and then opening her arms to hug him was awww
Nadja being all "who isn't gay anyways" and Guillermo having to be like "lots of people" only for her to dismiss it as an absurd notion HAHAHA
What a fantastic episode I'm just still riding this high
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Episode 6 and Pisaeng's journey
I need to write about this because, first of all I am angry about this entire event. Second, as I said about Chot in Step by Step, I believe that we need to understand Pisaeng's angle to get the complete story. In order to get the other half (aka his mother), head over to @bengiyo for his post about Pisang's mom and the history of weaponizing the queer community against itself.
@biochemjess has touched on it a bit here in regards to how Pisaeng fits into the themes of rejection and acceptance in this show. and I would like to get into some details here.
Pisaeng's conversation with his mother sheds a complete new light about Pisaeng and everything that we've learned about him so far.
Apparently, Pisaeng is very clear about his sexuality. He has been clear about it since he was 15! So this:
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This is not Pisaeng contemplating his emerging queerness. This is Pisaeng lamenting. This is pisaeng seeing what he could have had all this time. What his mother has taken away from him.
Which gives a whole new meaning to this:
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Pisaeng is not lonely because he can't make a connection with others or finds it hard to make friends. He is lonely by choice. He is lonely because he is in the closet. He is lonely because his mother has isolated him from his own community leaving him no choice but to associate with Not and his band of toxic buffoons.
No one and nowhere is safe for pisaeng. His mother made sure of that. This is how you get people to internalize homophobia. Saying shit like "you can do or be whatever you want, just in the privacy of your own home, with no one knowing about it. Because, you see, I'm not the problem. I will love you and accept you. It's just that other people out there are not like me. They wouldn't understand you."
Pisaeng has been hearing this since he was a teenager. From a woman he trusted enough to talk to about his sexuality. This is some top tier gaslighting. As I see it, Pisaeng was ready to come out when he was younger, he is sure of who he is and confident in his sexuality. What's important to understand is that he was shoved deep deep into the closet by his mother who has gaslit him into seeing her as a safe space.
This is where Kawi and Max are game changers for Pisaeng. First, pisaeng sees Kawi as important enough to risk outing himself. I would guess that it's probably the first time he's allowing himself to want someone, hence this:
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He wants this and he is ready to take the first step. I also feel like his decision to go into the gay bar is intended to signal to his mom that he is done with her bs. He knows she will hear about it. He makes sure she hears about it. He walks in and just stands there making sure he's seen.
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Sure, he freaks out when he's approached by Max, but that's because he realizes that this actually might reach his mother and there's no turning back now.
Then, after doing some damage control with Max and making sure he isn't one of his mom's informants, he turns Max into his community. At this point, Max is the only queer community he gets to have because his mom has made sure that he knows she has eyes everywhere. While Pisaeng wants to let his mom know what he's been up to, he does want someone he can trust going forward. I don't remember if he knows Max and Kawi are friends, but I think he's betting on Max because he knows non of his mom's informants would have approached him. So basically, what I'm saying is that Pisaeng wasn't checking in with Max to make sure he won't tell on him, he's doing it because he wants to make sure that Max can be a safe space for him.
That's why Pisaeng reacts with a Face when he finds out that Max finds his mom interesting. I think it's disappointing to him especially since Max is an observant no-shit person, and Pisaeng was hoping he would be able to see past his mom's bs.
By the time his mother is back home, Pisaeng is ready. He has been expecting this and it shows in his reactions. He knows her tricks, he knows where she's going, and he isn't taking it anymore. He is blocking her every move even at breakfast when she tries to understand what exactly went on at night with Kawi. He is not letting her get anything anymore because he knows she will use it against him just like she did before.
So, to build on what @biochemjess was saying, Pisaeng's journey is about rejecting his mother (who represents so much of what keeps us hidden) and allowing himself to accept what being out can offer him.
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Moonlight Chicken Ep 8 (Finale) Stray Thoughts
This brings us to the end of finale week, and I couldn't ask for a better show to close us out.
Yesterday, Alan opted to stay with his family instead of compelling Wen to take care of him. Also, Jim and Wen went on a cute date..Jam came to the house to tell Li Ming that she wants to remarry and also wants to be a mother to him now. Li Ming did not want any of this at all because they have never been close, she didn't raise him, and be doesn't want her making decisions for him.
Meanwhile, Jim accidentally outed Li Ming to his mom as Jim struggled with his own fears and insecurities about Li Ming. He and Jam had a not-great conversation about it, and so Jim went to talk to Wen about it. Wen gave Jim some perspective, and Jim gave Wen probably the best sniff kiss we've seen in a very long time.
Unfortunately, Mrs. Hong passed away, and we spent the back half of the episode on her funeral. Khaotung destroyed us with his performances, and the funeral opened up all of the characters to think about where they are. Li Ming and Jim reconciled. Jim cleared things with Alan, who met Gaipa at the funeral. Heart and his family came to the funeral. Jim finally decided to let go of the restaurant and set down his burdens.
We just started and I'm already crying! Jim feels so much lighter now that the restaurant and Li Ming aren't weighing him down. He's also finally acting like a gay uncle. He's helping guide Jam away from Li Ming and assuring her he'll help his nephew.
Chapter 8: The Self-made House and Home
It's such a relief to see Li Ming comfortable around Jim again.
Big fan of the "Person's for Men" hoodie.
I love Wen. I want to be this bold in love.
Fourth has incredible chemistry with Lookwa. I get why they paired them twice. Jam has had a messy romantic history her son has witnessed. I get why she values his approval.
There are so many people like Gaipa, who went on to get degrees that they don't necessarily get to use. I don't think they should be ashamed of the lives they've built.
I like that Wen and Gaipa never turned nasty with each other over Jim.
This party was so sweet. Saleng is being that cousin again. Li Ming taught Heart how to cut chicken. Wen made fuck-me eyes at Jim. Jim basked in the warmth of his little family.
I like how double-speak is a constant character trait of Alan's.
Heart's mom is really trying. I'm glad they told her about the school Heart wants to attend.
Heart and Li Ming are so adorable that it almost hurts. Fourth is all about kissing the homies.
I see Earth and Fourth aren't just gonna give me a break. "When did you know yourself?" is really the question. I don't mind Li Ming not answering, but the way he answers tells me he always knew about his uncle and chose to live with him because he didn't want to figure himself out with anyone else. I'm so glad Jim reiterated that there's nothing wrong with him, even as Li Ming gives the kid answer that getting money is more important.
That hug from behind? I think that was inspired by all of the GMMTV actors hugging Aof that way. Gosh, Fourth is really a special talent.
Big fan of this last minute complication in Wen's promotion.
The "Welcome Back Foam Fest" shirt is foreshadowing Tinn's fantasy in My School President.
First and Khaotung are so powerful. They sailed an entire ship in two scenes.
Kinda like the idea of Jim with a food truck.
Oh, I'm crying because of Mark Pakin again. Leng got the necklace back, and is working well enough that Praew can focus on carrying for their son, Jason.
Jim took Wen to meet his sister's new family and called him boyfriend. Wen is giddy in his seat over it.
I said this earlier, but Lookwa and Fourth work so well together. I like how she immediately tried to use sign to thank Heart. You can see her making the decision to get the money for Li Ming to go with Heart to America.
They really did the thing with Heart and Li Ming. I see why GMMTV greenlit them for Our Skyy 2 even before My School President released.
I really love how Aof's compassion and empathy infuses his characters. Yes, Jam was not a good mother to Li Ming, but she's trying to do right by him now. Life is the future, and she's doing what she can now to help Li Ming the way he wants to be helped.
They saw the shift in demeanor when Li Ming stopped being so angry and knew that Fourth and Gemini could carry a show.
I really love Alan joining their little family at the end here. Of course Saleng is going to tease Gaipa. I also like that Wen is learning sign language as well. What a beautiful final shot.
What a pleasant epilogue. Loved the metaphor about there being nothing wrong with the DVD, and rather it just being the player. You are still capable of love. You just need to try a different player.
Final Verdict: 10, Must Watch. This was Aof's best work so far with his best cast. This show managed all of its threads flawlessly without a single missed beat. Everyone is dialed in the entire time to tell a story about the families we build and the love we bring to our communities. In so many ways this feels like Aof in conversation with Boss from I Told Sunset About You. I have such high hopes for the future of queer storytelling out of Thailand after the last week.
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Trent's revenge on Team Stan and their s/o😡😰💓💗💗💗
This is basically part 2 of the pre k fire incident in my last post, they won't be preschoolers in this. Count this as another fanfic again lmao-
Warnings: None
Gender: Neutral
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💚💙 The Main Four ❤️🧡
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It was just a usual day at school.
You were busy sorting out your locker for your next class until you felt somebody tap you quickly on the shoulder.
"Hm?" You turned around to be met with a scared Stan Marsh.
"Oh hey St-" Stan put a hand over your mouth and looked away before looking back at you.
"Y/n....Trent Boyett is being released from juvenile..." You took a sec to think before having a scared look on your face after proceeding with what Stan just said.
"W-what?!"
"C'mon Y/n! we gotta go warn Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny!" Stan grabbed your hand and you both went to go look for them.
You and Stan spotted Kenny and Kyle talking with Clyde.
"Kyle! dude you need to hear this!"
"Okay Stan, just hold on-"
"Just come on already!" Stan pulled Kyle away from Clyde with you and Kenny following behind.
When you all were further away, Stan let go of Kyle before catching his breath to speak.
"Dude, what's the matter with you?"
"Look guys, Trent Boyett is being released from juvenile..."
"Mphmm?!" (What?!)
"Trent Boyett? the kid from preschool??!"
Stan nodded.
"What's up gay wads" you guys saw Cartman walking past all of you.
"Trent Boyett is being released from juvenile...."
Cartman stopped in his tracks before having a shocked expression on his face.
"What did you say?" Cartman turned around and grabbed into Kyle's jacket.
"Trent Boyett...as in the meanest, biggest, bad bully from preschool?!"
Everyone nodded.
"Oh my god..." Cartman let go of Kyle's jacket.
"Fellas! Is it true?! Trent Boyett is being released from juvenile?!" You saw Butters approach you.
"Yeah.."
"Oh jesus, oh jesus christ! I gotta hide!!" You all watched as Butters ran out of the building in fear.
"Oh jesus, he's gonna kill us...we gotta tell our parents!"
"No dude, we lied to everybody! nobody knows that we were responsible for Miss Claridge's accident!"
"Shhh, here comes Miss Claridge now!"
You and the boys watched her past with some device for a body.
"Hello Miss Claridge!" You and the boys greeted her at the same time.
She turned to face you all.
"Are you having a nice day.....Miss Claridge...?"
Her device beeped once meaning yes and she continued on with her day.
"You guys, what the fuck are we going to do? Trent is the meanest kid we ever knew he's going to tear us apart!"
The thought of him actually tearing you apart sent shivers down your spine.
"Look guys, maybe he's forgotten all about it..I mean we were just preschoolers back then"
While the boys were talking you sneaked away to go hide in the computer room.
(Trent Boyett really got out juvenile? what I am gonna do...?)
You were sitting underneath the computer desk trying to sort all of this out.
Until you heard the boys calling your name.
You stayed silent until you saw the computer room's door open.
"Y/n?" They looked around and spotted you hiding under the desk.
"Wtf are you doing under the desk Y/n? Come on don't be like Butters"
Kenny and Kyle pulled you out from underneath the desk and into their embrace.
"Y/n If you're scared, please don't be. We won't let Trent hurt you, we are all in this together"
You buried your head into Kyle's neck as he wrapped his arms around you.
"I got you Y/n..." Kyle ruffled your h/c hair softly.
You and the boys all of a sudden heard ambulance noises outside of the building.
When you guys got outside, you saw Butters' parents following the ambulances to the hospital.
"Did something happen to Butters??"
It wasn't so soon until you guys reached the hospital only to find out that Butters was tortured by a kid, meaning that Trent must have gotten to him.
"We've gotta tell them who did this you guys! we're going to get as bad as Butters!"
"That's nothing compared to what my mom will do to me If she finds out I've been lying for 5 years!"
"Didn't you hear Kahl? 2nd degree titty twister!"
"Calm down you guys, we don't have to tell our parents. We just need to find protection"
"How the hell are condoms going to help us?!!"
The doctor and Butters parents looked at us after Cartman yelled.
"Hehe, sorry." They went back to what they were doing.
"Who can we find to protect us If we can't tell our parents?"
"I'm talking about hiring somebody bigger than Trent to protect us from him! come on let's go!"
Stan led you guys to the 6th graders hangout area.
"The 6th graders? will they even help us?"
"Yeah dude, we shouldn't be here!"
"Calm down you guys, If there is anybody who can protect us from Trent it's the 6th graders"
As you guys approach closer, one of the 6th graders spotted you and the rest began to circle all 5 of you with their bikes.
"What are you little fourthies doing in our hangout!"
You and the boys gulped before clearing your throats.
"We've....came to ask you guys for help.."
"Help?!" the 6th graders began to start laughing.
"We need you guys to protect us from a bully!"
"Yeah, and what do we get from it"
Cartman began digging through his bag.
"A 12 pack of doctor pepper, a shoetolottos game that can be used only 3 times, dvd of Harry Potter 2, and a coupon for free fries with a person's hamburger"
Cartman put all of the stuff in a stack. "All of this can be yours"
The leader of the 6th graders walked over to them and knocked down the pile infront of them.
"You're going to have to do better then that fourthies!"
The boys back up a little except for you. Before Kyle could say something, you spoke first.
"What about a picture of something then?" The boys looked at you as If you said something stupid.
"Y/n? what are you talking about?"
"Hmm, you're Stan Marsh right?" the leader pointed at Stan while Stan had a confused expression on his face.
"Uh...yes?"
"We want a picture of your mom's titties"
"What?!"
"Your mom has the sweetest titties ever! so come back with a naked picture of your mom!"
Stan stared at them for a sec.
"No!"
"Then we aren't helping you then!"
"Wait....! we'll do it...."
"It has to be a good picture!" The 6th graders began to leave.
"So we just have to get a picture of Stan's mom naked....kewl..."
...
You were sitting at the table at Stan's house with the others trying to figure out how to get a picture of Stan's mom being naked for the 6th graders.
"You see "mom", all the kids at school were told to take a picture of their mom's breast for anatomy class"
"I don't know son that sounds awfully strange, you cannot have a picture of my hot breast"
As Stan and Cartman were continuing on with the script, you let out a tiny laugh while staring at the fact of Cartman pretending to be Stan's mom while wearing the wig.
But apparently they both heard you laughing :')
"You better not be laughing at me for wearing this wig Y/n!"
"It wasn't me, it was Kyle" Kyle looked at you in mass confusion.
"Y/n, are you serious??"
"Of course, Kahl is a sneaky jew after all. So why don't you put on the wig next then Kahl?"
"It wasn't me fatass!" Kyle glared at you.
"This is hopeless"
"Why don't you sneak in your mom's closet, then get a picture while she's changing clothes"
"That's sick dude, I'm not taking a picture of my mom's b00bs"
"mphmmhh!" (Then, can I do it?)
"No you're not doing it either Kenny! we just need to find something that looks like b00bs to take a picture of"
"What else is big, round, and squishy globes?"
...
"Okay...so draw the nipples on the bottom of my ass cheeks"
"No the nipples are more in the middle, see?"
"Stan's mom is old so her nipples will be hanging down by now"
"How do you know?"
"Will you guys trust me, I know this stuff!"
"Alright fine" Stan was drawing the nipples on Cartman's ass while you were looking out the window.
Will the 6th graders be enough to protect you and the boys from Trent?
You began to sign as you heard a *click* sound from a camera meaning that the boys finished getting the picture.
"God, I hope this works"
...
You guys were approaching the same spot the 6th graders were hanging out at.
"Uhm, excuse me?"
They all stopped riding their bikes and stared at the 5 of you.
"What do you want now"
"We've got the picture.." Stan held up the picture.
The 6th graders all stared in surprised.
One of them snatched the picture and showed it to the others so they could see it.
"Woahhh, I knew she had a hot rack!"
You and the boys continued to watch as the 6th graders were foaming over the picture.
"Okay, so will you guys help us take care of Trent Boyett?"
"Alright we'll let this Trent Boyett know that If he messes with you, he's messing with us!"
You and the boys were happy to hear that you're going to be protected from Trent.
After a while, you guys celebrate by getting some icecream.
"Man, I would love to see the look on Trent Boyett's face when all the 6th graders showed up"
"Yeah, he should be lucky he didn't mess with us. I would've kicked his ass"
You guys continued walking until you spotted miss Claridge in the middle of the road.
"Miss Claridge?" A man walked up next to you guys.
"She won't talk to anybody, some people say that she's given up hope" The man then walked away.
You did feel bad for what miss Claridge had to go through.
You stood there staring at miss Claridge with a sad expression on your face while the boys were walking away.
One of them noticed you weren't moving and went back towards you and grabbed your hand and pulled you back to the others.
"You guys know what we should do? We should-"
Cartman let out a gasped at the sight of finding the 6th graders' bikes all mashed up.
You guys immediately went to the hospital to find all of the 6th graders in hospital beds.
After the doctor finished explaining what happened to the 6th graders, you guys walked out with a hopeless expression on your faces.
"We're dead....Trent knows we sent the 6th graders after him...."
"He's going to give all us of texas chili bowls..."
"We gotta move away. We gotta get away from this town as possible!"
"No Kyle, we just need to find better protection"
"From who? we can't ask adults for help and there's nobody who is tougher then 6th graders!"
Stan looked down at the ground before looking back up.
"There is one person..."
...
When you all got to Stan's house, you found Shelly sitting down on the couch sitting cereal and watching television.
"Shelly?"
"Shut up turd! I'm watching television!"
A few sec silent broke through the air.
"Shelly, you're my sister and families depend on each other-"
"I said shut up turd! before I destroy you turddddd!"
Another silent came, until Stan's eyes began to tear up.
"Shelly, somebody is going to kill me. And I can't go to mom and dad for help"
You tried to comfort Stan, but Cartman blocked your way with his hand.
"So you're kind of the only person I have left...."
Stan was shedding more tears as he starts crying.
"STOP CRYING TURDDDDDD!!!"
You guys all backed up a little in shock.
"Now who is going to kill you?"
"Trent Boyett! he just got released from juvenile hall, he was sent there for burning miss Claridge! but...it was actually our fault.."
"Oh you're such stupid turds.." Shelly mumbled under her breath.
"We were only 4 year olds at the time, we didn't think about the past coming back to haunt us. We didn't think and now he's going to kill us!!"
"Calm down turd! No juvenile hall turd is going to kill you, that's my job"
"So you will help us?"
"Yes, but I'm gonna want something in return"
"A picture of your mom's b00bs?"
"Shut up turd!"
"You're going to admit to miss Claridge what you did!"
"Admit that it was our fault?"
"You can't run away from your past turds, apologize and then I will protect you from this Trent turd!"
(Apologizing to miss Claridge might not be such a bad idea, if it mean needing protection from Trent to say at least...)
...
You and the boys were walking up to miss Claridge who stood in the same spot on the street.
"Hi miss Claridge, we have something to tell you.."
(How is she still here in the streets? did her device thing ran out of battery or something?)
Miss Claridge stayed silent, not showing any signs of her communication.
"You see miss Claridge, we did a lot of stupid things when we were kids"
"A lot of stupid things that we regret.."
"Mphmmhh, mphhmmhphm"
"You see miss Claridge, when we were little. We used to play with our weiners a lot"
You looked at Stan in confusion.
"And we played this little game called 'fireman'"
"I've been looking for you!"
You and the boys turned around to find Trent behind you guys.
You all had a scared expression on your faces.
"5 years I've been waiting for this day"
Cartman immediately screamed like a sissy girl.
You all began to back away from Trent slowly while hiding behind Cartman.
"Look Trent! we realized our mistake!"
"Yeah! our conscious got the better of us, and we were about to tell everyone the truth!"
"You had 5 years to do that, While I wasted my life in prison you've been enjoying nice normal lives!"
"That's not true Trent! our lives haven't been normal!"
"Well....maybe it has been enjoyable with Y/n around..." Their faces were tinted a little with red and so was yours.
"Don't give me that! I heard about the things you done!"
Trent moved closer to you guys as Cartman pulled out a taser.
As you guys were still hiding behind Cartman, Stan and Kyle both wrapped their arms around you as If they were hugging you at the same time.
"Stay away from us Trent!" Cartman pointed the taser right at Trent.
"What is that?"
"It's my mom's taser, I took it from her purse! just back off man!"
"Look! just take your punishment you deserve it! let me have my retribution and it can be over with!"
"I am not going to have a titty twister, I hate titty twisters!!"
"You don't even know how to use that"
Before Trent could land a finger on any of you, Cartman tried to shoot him with the taser but it landed on miss Claridge's device instead. Charging it up to max.
Her device began to go out of control and catch on fire once again. Everyone watched as miss Claridge ran into a few stores before hitting a fire hydrant which putted out the fire on her.
Miss Claridge was then taken into the ambulances afterwards to get patched up.
"So Trent, you just had to finish off your preschool teacher didn't you?"
"No! It was them!"
Everyone looked at you and the boys just like last time.
"Trent Boyett is a liar, sir"
"Miss Claridge, did Trent Boyett do this to you?"
Miss Claridge's device blinked once for yes.
"Yes yes...take him away!!"
"No! you gotta listen to me!" The police officers began to put Trent into the car.
"Dude, when he gets out he's going to be so mad"
"Who cares? that's like 5 years from now!"
"Yeah, who cares!"
The boys began to do their victory dance just like when they were in preschool.
Cartman ran up to the car and began taunting Trent while showing his butt at him.
Cartman got taken away by the 6th graders because they thought his butt was the b00bs in the picture that they gave them :)
You went to sit down on the sidewalk.
(So Trent is going back to juvenile hall huh? that's very unexpected...I guess It was a close call?)
As you were still zoning out Kenny, Kyle, and Stan sat down right next to you.
You zoned back in as you felt an arm rubbing your back softly.
All 3 of them began to give you little pecks on the forehead.
"You're safe now Y/n <3"💚🧡💙❤️💓💓💓
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I'm tired 😴😴😴
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i rewatched the new ted lasso episode as soon as i finished it, and i took notes so here we go:
my thoughts on s3e3, in chronological order
COLIN GAY REVEAL! i'm glad my roommate was gone tonight because oh my god i had such an extreme reaction. i knew (hoped) this would happen, yet somehow i was still shocked that they actually did it this soon? like, as soon as they showed him in the first shot i immediately knew we were gonna get the reveal and i went feral to say the least
the way he says his mantra when he gets in the car, i'm sobbing
colin being a shit driver and the intro song starting and stopping-- i won't lie i had myself a little giggle
TRENT'S FRUITY LITTLE OUTFIT
trent liking princess diaries (because of his daughter?) is wonderful
oh my god i'm straight for jamie tartt
everyone's reactions to zava holding higgins
higgins is definitely gonna have drama with shandy, but like, in the same way he did with beard and jane
dani's hair looking GLORIOUS today
i wanted to like tish and then she had to go and be a fucking bitch (rebecca was being super rude and condescending though too i'm not gonna ignore that)
when shandy says to say something shocking in their interviews AND YOU CAN IMMEDIATELY SEE THE GEARS TURNING IN COLIN'S HEAD
beards smirk when he's talking to jamie just gets to me it's so cute
JAMIE'S RIGHT THOUGH?? like my mom always says, pride comes before the fall, and zava's fall is definitely imminent
chris the commentator has always been an underrated character
poor ted, obviously we all knew michelle was gonna have a new man, but their therapist?? that's fucking insane 
ted having a mini panic attack for zava's first game is definitely an omen
ted immediately stalking his ex's new bf? so relatable. (if you follow me you know i have an issue lol)
oh god it's gonna be a slow burn with keeley and roy, isn't it
as happy as i am about the boyfriend reveal for colin, i feel like i'm getting some red flags from this guy?? idk, nothing in particular but something just seems off (but hopefully i'm proven wrong!)
jamie and roy's eye contact after zava stole the goal--
the shot of jamie from above when he sees zava's tattoo I'M OBSESSED WITH THIS KID
colin introducing michael as his 'pal' makes me want to cry
keeley's little hair bow?? yes please
JAMIE'S EARRINGS???? i'm deceased
as someone who used to think it was pre-madonna, Thank You Roy
ROY AND JAMIE ALLIANCE!! the former best-guys-on-the-team are gonna take down the current best-guy-on-the-team
the restaurant scene made me realize how desperate i am for sam and rebecca to get back together
i nearly screamed when we got the shot of trent from the trailer where he adjusts his coat and all (yknow the bit i'm talking about)
trent can either be a hero or a dick here and i'm actually so scared about that cliffhanger 
i'm a MAJOR trent crimm girlie so obviously i want him to be super slay, and hopefully we'll get the whole gay mentor thing for colin that we've all been talking about. but as someone with really bad anxiety, i'm preparing for the fucking worst. i cannot handle this!!
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AITA for telling my friend I thought he was autistic and making him cry?
I (25F) have been casual friends with "M" (25M) for several years. We're not super close friends (or at least, I'm not super close to him, I suspect he is more emotionally invested in our friendship than me. Also, according to several classmates back in college, he had a crush on me. Idk, but seems possible based on his actions. I'm gay and now have a gf, he's always been very chill and respectful about any feelings he may or may not have). Honestly, our interests, energy levels, and socializing preferences are not super compatible, but he's a good person, and we've stayed in touch after college, occasionally meeting up every few months for a hike.
For the last 5 years, I assumed he was autistic. I am also autistic (got diagnosed in my teens) and noticed a ton of autistic/neurodivergent traits as soon as I met M. TBH that's one of the big reasons we became and stayed friends, we may not be 100% compatible as friends/people but neither of us have to climb over all the neurotypical social rules and stigmas just to hang out. I've talked about my experiences with autism with him, in a commiserating/companion-type way, and we both talked about our very different childhood experiences with speech therapy and special ed.
Anyways, I had casually told my gf and mom that M's autistic (my mom got diagnosed with autism a few years ago, after I did, and my gf recently got diagnosed after both of us recognized she had similar autistic traits as me). M visited me 2 or 3 months ago and we went hiking, like usual. Afterwards, we were hanging out at my house (I live with my parents, my job's close and there's few apartments here) and M was talking about how he got fired from his job a few months ago, and was having trouble finding a new job. He was about to leave, and I left for a few min. When I came back my mom was telling M about how he should talk with HR at any future job about his autism because he was probably fired in large part due to ableism (I agree ableism played a role in his firing, probably because his bosses were shit at actually communicating and assumed everyone were mind readers). M was pretty obviously uncomfortable, and my mom is not tactful or very sensitive, so I intervened and we left.
The two of us talked for a few min. It turned out that he is Not Autistic (or at least, not diagnosed). I told him the reason my mom thought he was autistic is because I assumed he was and told her. It turns out that he has a lot of shame and negative emotions about his time in speech therapy and special ed as a kid (he had always talked about it as though they were annoying, sometime unnecessary, sometimes helpful, so I didn't know this) and some internalized ableism directed at himself. I mostly talked about my experiences with autism and getting diagnosed, and emphasized that, although I thought he had autism/neurodivergence, I'm not an expert and not trying to tell him what he is, and also that autism (especially for me) is not a bad thing. It was awkward and uncomfy for both of us, and by the end M was visibly very upset. I apologized and let him go. Before he shut the garage door I heard him start to sob. A few hours later (he lives about 2 hrs away) I texted him to apologize and reiterate what I had said earlier. He said it was ok, but idk. We've texted some, and called once since this, but haven't seen each other yet.
You may judge me on any or all of the following (potential) dick moves:
assuming M was autistic without him actually telling me
telling 2 other people he was autistic without his permission or telling him
allowing mom to bring up a sensitive subject like this
how I handled the situation afterwards, including telling M I think he's autistic and talking about myself
any other asshole thing you may ID from this story
What are these acronyms?
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EAH reboot/AU fanfiction: Hopper introduces his boyfriend to his family
DISCLAIMER: Before you continue on reading this post, I have attempted to try and write my oc, Queen Lillian Pad, with a Scottish accent. If I made any mistakes on writing her dialogue, please let me know because I'm not often writing characters with different types of accents.
Hopper and Dexter had already been dating for half a year when he wanted to introduce his boyfriend to his family. Considering how supportive his mom, Queen Lillian Pad, and his uncle, Iron Henry, are for him being gay, Hopper thought that it would be nice to officially introduce Dexter to them as his boyfriend.
After his classes were done for the day, Hopper decided to do have a Broom meeting with them to talk. Considering the fact that Lillian was always able to talk to Hopper whenever he needed to tell her something, she was quite fast in answering his calls. Iron Henry was more-or-less old-fashioned and had a harder time with modern mirror technology, so he let Lillian set up their meeting on their end.
Hopper brought Dexter to his dorm room to talk to them. There, he got his phone positioned to have both of them on screen with each other just so Hopper could have Dexter be seen. It was making Hopper a bit nervous coming out to his family about his first ever boyfriend, but he at least had Dexter to remain calm.
Dexter got out of the shot just to keep his presence a surprise until he was told to get in. Lillian answered the call shortly after they properly positioned Hopper's MirrorPhone. "Hello," she said, "ma little snooky wookums! How ur ye doing today?" Henry was heard groaning in the background hearing that nickname.
"Hi, mom," Hopper responded, "hi, uncle Henry!" Dexter couldn't help but giggle a little bit hearing his mom's nickname for him. "Anyway," Hopper continued, "you're probably wondering why I'm calling you through a Broom meeting. There's some news that I've been wanting to tell you about. I wanted you to meet someone."
"Oh," Lillian exclaimed, "how nice! Who is it? Do ye hev a new friend ye'd like t' introduce t' us?" Hopper answered, "Well, not exactly a new friend, actually. In fact, he's a friend that I've known since we were in spellementary school and we've kinda been...seeing each other as of late."
Henry's eyes widened hearing this news. Seeing each other? As in they're dating now? Henry asked, "Who is thous boyfriend? Is he nice to you?" Hopper answered, "Yes, Uncle Henry. In fact, you guys might actually know who he is when you see him (or, at least, mom will know him)."
Dexter walked up to get into the cameras view. He grabbed Hopper's hand and kissed him when he sat down. Lillian was shocked to see Dexter so big. Henry looked at Dexter, noticing the Charming symbol on his jacket. "A Charming kid," Henry asked, "is thous boyfriend?" Hopper nodded, happily exclaiming, "Yep! We've been seeing each other for over a few months now and we've been doing pretty good so far. You're not mad about this now, are you, uncle Henry?"
"Of course not," Henry replied, "in fact, methinks he looks like a fine-looking fellow for you. Strong jaw. Deep, blue eyes. Appears to be very smart, too, for his age. He's got a leaner body, though. Otherwise, he looks like a fine, young man!" Hopper smiled as he heard his uncle approve of Dexter. Dexter smiled while trying to process what Henry was saying.
"My," Lillian commented, "ye certainly grew oop fast, haven't ye, Dexter? It feels like only yesterday, ye're but a small child with those giant glasses over yer eyes!" Dexter flushed a bit out of embarrassment hearing her mention that. "Thank you," Dexter responded, "your majesty."
"Hopper," Henry asked, "May I speak to thous boyfriend? I would like to talk to him before I get off and go back to work." Hopper looked at Dexter, then back at his uncle and said, "Oh! um...sure, uncle Henry." Hopper got out of the camera's shot. Lillian did the same thing on her end when Henry gestured her to move out of the shot.
Henry looked Dexter up and down. "So," Henry asked, "ye have started dating thous nephew, huh?" Dexter nodded and answered, "Yes, sir. Six months at most from what I can remember exactly." Henry nodded and continued on to say, "Well, if ye wouldst like to know something, thou would like to let ye know of one thing." "What is it," asked Dexter, "Mr. Iron Henry?"
"Hopper is a very sensitive boy," Henry reminded Dexter, "and he hath been through quite a lot related to his father. As someone who cares for him like he is thy own, thine only request is to make sure that thou won't end up breaking thy nephew's heart, okay? I would rather have him be happy than be treated like garbage." Dexter promised to him, "I swear to love him as much as I possibly can, Mr. Henry, sir."
Henry nodded and said, "Good. Now, thou must get back to work. Duty calls for cleaning up her majesty's dining room table." "Alright," Hopper said as he got back into the cameras shot, "bye, uncle Henry! Talk to you later!" Henry waved back and said, "Farewell, my child. Thou misses thee dearly." Hopper replied back with a, "I miss you, too, uncle Henry."
"Question," asked Dexter, whispering into his ear, "is that your uncle's normal dialect or is that something new he's picked up?" "As far as I'm aware," Hopper answered, "he's always spoken like this." Dexter nodded and looked back at the camera.
Lillian chimed in and said, "well, ah think that you two would make a lovely couple together. It's nice that ye found someone who'll care fur ye while yer at school, love." Hopper looked at the floor, smiling, and saying, "Thanks, mom. Just promise me that dad doesn't find out about us, okay?" Lillian pretended to zip her lips shut and winked as a sign of keeping their relationship a secret.
A knocking can be heard on the door. "Yo," Hopper's roommate, Daring Charming, cried out, "Hopper! Why is the door locked? What are you doing in there? Also have you seen where Dexter went? I think I lost him!" Dexter placed a palm on his face, whispering to himself, hoping that Daring didn't hear him, "Sweet mother of Grimm, you've gotta be kidding me."
"Well," Hopper said, "it looks like my roommate wants to come in, so I might have to end this here." Lillian waved and chirped, "Goodbye, Hoppy! Hope ye have a good rest of her dee! I love ye!" Hopper waved back and said, "love you, too, mom. Bye!"
Hopper turned the camera off and went immediately to the door to unlock it. There, Daring looked flushed and sweaty, as if he'd been exercising for hours. Daring huffed and looked at Dexter.
"Oh," Daring wheezed out, "there you are, Dex! Why are you in here alone with Hopper? Also, why was the door locked?" Hopper and Dexter were sweating, nervous about having their relationship be found out by him. "Uh," Dexter muttered, "we were just... studying...for an...important assignment and we needed privacy to focus on it." Hopper nodded.
Daring straightened himself up, fixed his hair, and said, "Oh! Okay then. Is it okay if I use the mirror while you guys are studying?"
"Actually," Hopper answered, "we uh...just finished and we'd like to go and maybe hang out with each other if that's okay with you." Daring shrugged and said, "um...alright then? You don't have to ask me to hang out with my brother, but it's fine by me."
Hopper linked arms with Dexter and the boys walked out of the room together. Daring raised an eyebrow at them before looking at himself in his reflection. There, he almost immediately forgot about how weird his roommate and his brother were acting.
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echo-stimmingrose · 9 months
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Soooooo, my mom has been getting calls from our insurance company over and over again, wanting to talk to me about programs they have for me....?
Well they wouldn't tell my mom what they were talking about and she didn't let them talk to me cause I'm a minor and what not.
Well they kept calling and the same thing. But today! Today, we get a letter in the mail addressed to me, again talking about these "programs" they have for me.
It's because they think I'm PREGNANT!!! XD
So we've been laughing at that all day and my uncle and I have come up with some theories as to why I'm apparently a gay virgin Mary. (A virgin Echo if you will)
1) Zeus. It seems like I have insulted him one too many times and that last rainfall we had was actually his golden shower that he uses to impregnate people. So I'm probably gonna start getting chased by cows or turn into one.
2) Loki's fucking with me. This might be hilarious to him, he does seem like the type to fuck with a insurance company. This is most definitely the preferable option, I can deal with a little trickster god. As long as I don't turn into a horse I think I'm safe.
Or
3) Apollo is involved somehow. It makes sense, of course Apollo would fall in love with a lesbian, especially a mortal. Not sure but if I turn into a plant this case is closed.
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