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ᴅᴀᴍɴ, sᴏɴ! 😯
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𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗜𝗧 𝟰 𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗡
Via @nerdswithvaginas #nerdswithvaginas
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#nowplaying Thinking About Your Death by Rozz Dyliams
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Bonsai blooming.
Despite the chameleon failure, I'm not a complete failure. Why? Because my bonsai bougainvillea is blooming like a mofo.
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Mace Windu Lightsaber with Crystal Reveal.
See link for unboxing and demo
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmgFDj3JQY1/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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Got a little carried away (didn’t know where to put the hands, or do anything in fact)
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I will never purposely go out of my way to swear in front of a kid. However if I feel safe, I'm surrounded by loved ones, and I'm having a good time, I'm not going to actively work to censor myself because kids are present. Because at the end of the day no matter what I say swear word wise, it's never based in hate. I never say anything racist. I never say anything sexist. I never say anything bigot like. It's usually shit and fuck. I don't even say mother fucker that much. And people get offended by this and I'm like why? I'm not saying anything hateful which is where a lot of cursing comes from. I'm just saying 'very' instead. Like instead of 'screw me' I say 'fuck me' which is like just saying 'very screw me'. How can you be offended by that? It's because you were taught to be offended. It is ingrained in you. Because if you actually look at the history of the word, fuck at its core just meant a dirtier way of saying sex. And because sex has been taboo forever, extreme versions of the word are taboo too. I just hope we evolve beyond this primitive brain think. Just because you were taught to be offended doesn't mean you have to be. Try to learn that. And Merry Christmas fuckers. :) love y'all
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I want to ask Lady something.... My dear please! PLEASE! Tell me you like my fic and my ideas! - Diaboys killer
WHY ARE U GUYS USING MEEEEE
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"Lookin' for to save my save my soul
Lookin' in the places where no flowers grow
Lookin' for to fill that God shaped hole
Mother
Mother sucking rock and roll"
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Not only am I witty, conservative, and devilishly handsome, I can also cook like a Mofo. Tonight I made my version of Shepard's Pie, and not surprisingly, it was amazing. 🤣🤣
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Sobre AMORES e SÓIS...
Sabe o SOL? Quando ele falta ou se ausenta por muito tempo, fica tudo mofado.
E a umidade que se instala em qualquer ambiente é um convite para que insetos e seres indesejáveis comecem a aparecer.
A ausência de SOL não permite que as roupas fiquem perfumadas, por mais que a gente as lave com um bom sabão e com água corrente.
Sem SOL, falta vitamina D, os ossos se fragilizam, a gente adoece por dentro e por fora.
Sabe o AMOR? Quando ele falta ou se ausenta por muito tempo, o coração também fica mofado.
E isso é um convite para que sentimentos indesejáveis comecem a aparecer.
Os prejuízos são bem maiores do que a ausência de SOL.
Sem AMOR, a gente morre. Por fora e por dentro.
Lídia Vasconcelos
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Vegan MoFo Day 2: Summer Strapatsada
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