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ladybirdmacbeth · 11 months
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Amita Suman is fatally allergic to not serving
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cuz like what even was the prompt??? Freddy made a face like when you can’t assemble your new ikea shelf but already threw out the instruction manual but then (!!!!!) Amita does the most slayful servalicious cvntiest pose possibly imaginable. she is my princess diana y’all
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catdoingblep · 10 months
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Jesper: thanks Saints, Nina, you are free, can you watch my presentation “Why Wylan should marry me”?
Nina being actually busy: I am not fr….
Jesper: It is only few slides long!
*125 slides later*
Jesper: … and this is why Wylan should marry me, thank you for your attention and thanks in advance for your questions.
Nina: ok, I have questions. Why this presentation even exists? And do you even notice that Wylan was here all this time? If it is your idea of how to propose, we need to have a serious conversation, Jesper Llewellyn.
Wylan who was watching this presentation with a bunch of snacks: oh, no, I am already saw this presentation 10 times, and I already made us an appointment at the Church of Barter. Actually, I proposed. But he isn’t trying to convince me, he made this to convince Kaz to give us a blessing.
Nina: And…
Wylan: Don’t ask me why he thinks that we need blessing of Kaz Brekker, I don’t know. We already wrote a letter to my father in Hellgate and he sent us back 15 pages of curses, I think this is better than any blessing.
Jesper: I tried to talk with Kaz about it and said that I know that Wylan is too good for me, and he said “oh, perfect, I don’t need to talk with you” and closed a door in my face!
Nina: It is really explaining why so much slides are about investments and that slide with photo of Inej in the costume of Wylan’s attendant.
Jesper: And this remind me of my second presentation “Why Kaz Brekker should be my best man”. *turning on second presentation* First reason: Inej….
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verdiris · 5 months
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✨️ Morning wakeup call ✨️
Six of crows Road trip au!
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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 2 months
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Really random stuff from our world that I think the Crows would love
Wylan - Lego, converse, Doritos, audiobooks, 3D printers, Spotify
Inej - stained glass windows, Florence + the Machine, those water bottles that have the time you should aim to drink each amount by down the side, Lego flowers
Jesper - Doc Martens, fidget/sensory rings, Florence + the Machine, swing chairs, rollerskating
Nina - Heelies, Doc Martens, romcoms, Doritos, fanfics (I stole this one from @lunarthecorvus but it’s absolutely correct), those blankets that have hoods so you can wear them like a poncho, Lush, patisseries
Kaz - The Amazing Devil, touch-screen sensitive gloves (as long as the actually worked because they don’t always and that would drive him mad)
Matthias - romcoms, adopting animals from a shelter, Hotel Chocolat velvetisers (i don’t know why but I know I’m right)
Feel free to add more! There’s a good chance I will
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six-of-bros · 5 months
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maybe it’s not so bad…
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one-million-kruge · 8 months
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tbh kaz was just collecting siblings w/ the crows because he and nina have the funniest dynamic. i have brothers who are twins and i feel like nina and kaz are basically twins. like, they make fun of each other relentlessly and bully the shit out of each other but they actually really care for one another and being an ass is just how they show it. in this essay i will
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lunarthecorvus · 2 months
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The crows and their modern au side hustles
Inej - Spying for Kaz and works with Kaz
Nina - Runs a food blog, walks around, and goes to cafes / bakeries and rates food
Kaz - A blackmail and heist business
Matthias - Gym trainer (used to have to do fights for money because he needed the money)
Wylan - Makes bombs and acids for Kaz
Jesper - Alcohol rating podcast, tried alcohols and rates the taste, the drunkeness feeling etc.. also rates parties he's been to.
They all do jobs for Kaz sometimes :)
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lilisouless · 1 year
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“Matthias Helvar is the male gaze, Wylan Van Eck is the female gaze , therefore he is superior”_ Jesper Fahey’s last tweet before the war
“Matthias & Nina are a “straight” ship for gay people, Jesper & the other guy are a gay ship for straight people #suckitjesper” Nina’s completely unrelated response
“Inej Ghafa was written by a woman, Nina Zenik was written by a man” The tweet that caused Kaz Brekker to flee the country for two months
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eventidesworld · 1 month
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My modern-day Kaz x Inej head-canons
They have a cat
They read and annotate books together
They study and do puzzles together
They have matching sleep sweaters, Kaz's sweater says Inej's name and Inej's sweater says Kaz's name
They go out for ice creams and milkshakes in the summer and hot chocolate in the winter
Kaz spends a lot of money buying Inej gifts and necessary things even though she insists he shouldn't spend that much money (But she takes the gifts anyway)
Kaz tells her stories in the evening, Inej tells him stories as well
Whenever Inej gets into a silly argument with someone, Kaz always backs her up
Inej is a tom-boy (she only wears dresses and traditional Suli clothing sometimes) and studies law
Kaz studies business and economics
Inej bakes cookies for her friends, Kaz loves them but never admits it
When they go to a restaurant, Inej orders spicy food sometimes which Kaz has a miserable time eating (he can't handle spicy food), but, of course, he never admits it and ends up seething by the time he finishes, Inej laughs the whole time
Kaz loves, if not, is absolutely obsessed with Inej's hair, which is why he taught himself various hairstyles like braids, ponytails, buns, curling, and straightening so he could do it for her (as an excuse to touch it more)
For his birthday, Inej looks around with Jesper for the hardest escape rooms
For her birthday, Kaz organizes the biggest parties but lies and says Jesper and Nina were the ones who put it together to not draw attention (Inej doesn't fall for it)
Once they reach that stage of intimacy, they would love cuddling, hand kisses, cheek kisses, hugging, and holding hands, Inej loves to rest her head on his shoulder, they sleep in the same bed, and he lets Inej be the big spoon sometimes (But they do also love kiss-kisses and some private bedroom stuff every other day as well)
She steels Kaz's waffles in the morning, he gets a little grouchy at first but then doesn't mind
When she's cold, Kaz lets her borrow his Jacket
Hope you like'em :)
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samandhislostshoe · 1 year
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Kaz: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Inej: >:O language
Wylan: yeah watch your fucking language
Jepser: OKAY WHO TAUGHT WYLAN THE FUCK WORD?
Nina: 'the fuck word'.
Matthias: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Jepser: oh my God they censored it
Nina: say fuck, Matthias
Jesper: do it, Matthias. Say fuck.
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nerdy9infj · 2 years
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I think we as a fandom need to talk more about Inej and Matthias's friendship
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ladybirdmacbeth · 11 months
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this is modern kanej at some fancy event for Kaz’ job, gossiping abt the stuff inej has overheard his business rivals saying. cuz u know our girl is tiny and silent and snooping in every au
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ruins-and-rewritez · 4 months
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Kaz (my darling, love of my life) not being able to properly express his feelings for Inej and sending her memes that remind him of she as a token of affection much like a crow bringing a human gifts
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rupturedhaven · 1 month
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“We can’t leave them alone.” Jesper stated.
“You all need to know we can be trusted to play our parts in this team just as much as Matthias and I do ourselves. Please. I’ll be fine.” Nina pleaded.
“Handcuff me if you must.” Matthias said. “I will not harm her.”
“I don’t have handcuffs.” Kaz said, making a note to get some while they were out getting supplies.
“I do!” Jesper stood up, producing a pair from his coat. “Always keep some on me. Don’t ask.”
Second chapter is up! Will try and pace chapters out a bit more while I'm still working on my other stories in progress but this felt like the last "setting everyone up" chapter (it's title even links to chapter 1) so it's good to get it out there. Enjoy!
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wingederato · 1 year
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The actual loves of my life
‘But they were his first friends, his only friends, and Wylan knew that even if he'd had his pick of a thousand companions, these would have been the people he chose.' -Leigh Bardugo, Crooked Kingdom
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the-wraiths-wife · 7 months
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MODERN AU KAZZLE DAZZLE
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Who else wants a emo theatre kid Kaz in a modern highschool AU, with a bad emo haircut, an obsession for sunglasses and dramatic gloves (gloves for trauma), UNO, cards, mirror selfies and takeout, and a crush on his Lil sister's bestfriend, star gymnast of Ketterdam High, Inej Ghafa and gets teased abt it by his annoying older brother Jordie.
Tag(s): @bookworm-center
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