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#mod oso is debating on making small fics based on convos but euuuuuu
ask-cryptid-trio · 3 years
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1 - Welcome to I-just-had-diarrhea
Choromatsu stood in front of the door of his house. Sweat started to accumulate on his brow as he simply stared ahead. He couldn’t stall too long, his friend waiting behind him to finally step into the house. Choromatsu had promised him earlier that he could come over so he could show him something. Of course, with his brothers roaming around, he didn’t like the idea too much, but somewhere deep down hoped they would abide by the new house rules. It was a combined force of Ichimatsu and Todomatsu that enforced the new rule of being on one’s best behaviour when an unexpected guest would arrive, so as to not scare away any more friends. They had all somewhat agreed to it, some more reluctant than others. 
Choromatsu slowly opened the sliding door. It was quiet and he let out a big sigh, not noticing how he had held his breath until now. His smile returned to his face as he turned to his companion and gestured at him to follow him inside. The pair had barely moved to remove their shoes, when one of Choromatsu’s brothers slid sideways across the floor, clad in his pajamas and a reddened face, stopping right in front of the pair, his arms held apart in a grand gesture as he proudly and loudly exclaimed.
“Welcome to I-just-had-diarrhea!!”
Choromatsu could only scream out his high-pitched screech in horror at his oldest brother’s exclamation, the shit-eating grin on Osomatsu’s face never faltering. He couldn’t move, the mortification freezing him in place.
Choromatsu’s companion only looked on blankly. Blinking once, twice, before putting his shoes back on and promptly walking out of the house. It wasn’t until the door slid close, that Osomatsu finally opened his eyes and looked at his brother.
“Ah, did you bring someone over? Sorry, sorry,” he said, his grin never leaving his face as he rubbed his finger underneath his nose. He turned around, skipping back to the stairs. Osomatsu’s sniffles caused by his cold were the only sound in the otherwise now silent house.
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