#mmmm listenin to what do it mean right now
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go listen to long lost by lord huron (threat)
#transcendant....#mmmm listenin to what do it mean right now#the threat is /j im just vibing and think yall should join me
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also if anyone wants me to transcribe a clip pls send an ask :) or find something :)
good laugh times: 00:40:10, 00:44:44, 00:54:30, 00:55:47 00:58:37
sellout timer: 00:30:40, 01:26:00
other things: (00:10:00 biiiiiig stretch!!!) (00:39:55 that was the most ‘skeppy tried to troll me but i trolled him first’ scream ive heard in a while a;lskdjfadl) (01:23:00 TECHNOSNEEZE TECHNOSNEEZE)
summary:
Technoblade starts the stream and finds an infinity room (a room covered in white item frames and backed with glowstone or sea lanterns, making it look like there is just Void and no end) covering his house. he removes the grief and continues his intro. While waiting for Tommy to join his VC, he finds a Zombie villager, cures it, and reads donations.
Techno and Tommy go to New L’manburg and fix one of Technos propaganda posters. They find Fundy and Ranboo and tell them that if Techno gets his sword back, he’ll help them fight the wither he’s going to spawn. He spawns the wither and runs around while Ranboo and Fundy try to kill it. He doesn’t get his sword back until a few minutes into the battle. Ranboo gives him both his sword and his axe after the Wither is killed by Punz and Fundy.
Fundy gets the Wither Star, and Techno decides that it’s rightfully owned by him. Tommy and Techno start torturing Fundy into giving them the Star. After Techno gets the star back, Tommy starts trying to get his disks back. Techno tells Tommy he’s going too far, and Fundy starts crying, and eventually dies.
Tommy and Techno start to move back to their house, and Tommy gets distracted with the idea of blowing up the community house. Techno convinces him otherwise, and eventually comes clean with his intentions and goals to destroy L’manburg. He asks Tommy to join him, and Tommy accepts.
They go to the wolf army and breed the dogs. While underground, they’re almost caught, but they run away before anyone can catch them.
Techno and Tommy talk about an eventual SBI meetup, make a beacon, and then end the stream.
loud startin the stream today!!!!! :D!!!!!! 10 sec in
oh hes actually loud today this is great his voice gets so nice when hes louder
00:00:30 ‘i’ve made a severe and continuous lapse in judgement” s;ladjfkald
00:00:50 diD HE MAKE AN INFINITY ROOM OR???? IS HE JUST????? WH AT???
oH MY GOD IT IS AN INFINITY ROOM AKSDFJALSDF IS THAT IN THE ACTUAL SMP OR????
aa;lskdfjasd someone mADE AN INFINITY ROOM A;LSDKFJASDF WHO????
00:03:00 i love how even minecraft g o d s cant remember fence gate/fence crafting recipes akdjhfald
00:04:45 ‘gUYS DON’T STAY IN SCHOOL!!!’ ‘n- no you should stay in school’ yeah, sure techno ‘collage dropout’ blade
00:05:17 ‘tommy, is this your credit card? let me read the numbers aloud, tommy’ -technos impression of tommys mom
zombie villager pog!
LISTEN TO HOW HE SAYS CONVENIENT AT 5:45 AHHH I LOVE HIM
00:07:35 why does,,,why does techno say disorientating instead of disorienting??? he says disorientating and i just,,,,,techno,,,,techno thats not the American way of saying it. also i didnt capitalize american bc of Being A Country i did it bc of Emphasis a;lksdfal
he stretch!!!!!! ten mins in
techno ate breakfast pog!!!! 00:10:30
13:00 a;lksdjfal
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STOP MAKING TECHNO GOOD AT CHESS IN GAME HES SAID SEVERAL TIMES THAT HE IS NOT I AM GOING TO SCREAM more proof: 00:14:40 also he calls the chess board ‘the map’ and im akjsdfhkljasd
00:15:40 “i don’t think that dumb people become Minecraft youtubers, I think it’s that being a Minecraft youtuber makes you dumber.”
00:15:50 ‘i was a smart child, I was doing well in school--I mean I wasn’t doing my homework or anything but I was doing well on the tests,” a;lsdkfja
“it do be doing that” -technoblade 2021
WHY DOES HE JUST RANDOMLY KNOW CHESS OPENING NAMES IM SICK OF HIM WHY IS HE LIKE THIS I HATE IT HERE AALSDKFJASF 00:17:45 its so funny he just reads wikipedia for fun and also same
‘YOURE TALKING SOUNDS’ -tommyinnit, 19:40
00:20:05 ‘tommy, tommy, you’re speaking words, but the only universal language is sounds.’
00:23:24 “we’re going to go threaten....some certain government agents...in minecraft, since I know the FBI is listenin in on my phone right now [techno gets further from his mic and some thuds can be heard] let me just toss that over there...there we go, now they can only listen through my laptop”
00:32:17 mmmm technoyell
fundy n ranboo!!!! 00:33:50
god could u imagine knowing that technos doin a plot stream nd he joins ur call w tommy and they just???? start talking abt the canonical status of ants and new york????? such is the life of ranboo nd fundy a;lksdfjals
WITHER POG WITHER POG WITHER POG WITHER POG 00:39:20
00:39:55 how does he make that sound im crying
HE LAUGH!!!!!!
a;lkdsfjasd ranboo bullying time 00:44:00
god could u imagine being a fan of the dream smp, joining and ur surrounded by all these people uve looked up too, and then they start bulling you?? such is the life of ranboo
torture time!!! 00:46:15, its to get back the star :D
00:50:45 its lowkey terrifying how techno calls torturing fundy to tears ‘the good times’ and laughs while tommy interrogates him. i love it, but also im scared of him. still an apologist. he needs his stuff back!
also like,,,,,techno telling tommy he went too far? terrifying. if techno says you went too far, thats saying something
HE LAUGH!!!!
HE LAUGH AGAIN!!!
my favorite part of techno tommy interactions is how technoll say like, a metaphor or smthin nd tommy just,,,,,,,, ‘yeAHHH BITCH’ its so funny. a good example is 00:56:00:
techno: if you want to make an omlette, you’ve gotta break a few eggs
tommy: yeaaahhhh!! break eggs and bitch!
techno: ....what?
its so funny to me ak;dfjlasjf
and like, their rambles are COMPLETELY different. techno does most of his hopping around in his head and talks about it once he’s figured out what he should do, and tommy just says things out loud without thinking its hilarious
and like, in game, techno is a LOT more calculated than people think. when tommy tries to get techno to blow up the community house, techno has to rein him back in because ‘i’m all for violence, but we need a plan.’ and ‘how would blowing up the community house get your discs back??’ he’s a lot more organized than most of his teammates nd i love it
but like,,,sometimes techno just Says things and its great. 00:57:20 ‘the only dirt we have on dream is his dirt shack, amirite? [claps] gottem. he’s homeless!! eyyyy. lmao.’
00:58:20 is good. also skyblock is canon now.
01:06:50 SBI MEETUP SBI MEETUP
also ‘i dont know about smiling, but’ a;ldkfjadls;fjasf
i love tommy nd techno just kinda vibing
01:16:30 ‘mmmm audience retention rate....mmmm ants’ aldkfja this stream is so dumb i love it
dID TECHNO USE THEY/THEM FOR ERET AT 01:20:55 OR WAS THAT A GENERAL ‘EVERYONE ELSE’ THEY
1:23:00ish TECHNOSNEEZE
A;LSDKFJAS LIKE AN HOUR AFTER GETTING HIS SWORD BACK HE REALZIES HE HAS IT BACK HES SUCH A NERD 01:24:45
he sounds V tired rn a;lsdkfjkasdf
STREAM TOMORROW TOO??? P O G
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one of you needs to take away my ability to write
GHB/Dog, cyber paleness
CW: uh. it's not like. sexual but some parts could be read as suggestive maybe? listen quadrants are a liil weird and im jus doing what the brain worms say 2
Dog: so update: i miss you >:c
Dog: remind me who's idea you wandering all the FUCK way off was?
Ghb: aww fuck best bud i miss you too
Ghb: BUT YOU UP AN KNOW I GOTTA DO HER IMPERIOUS'S BIDDING
Dog: bluhhhhhhhhhhh. bluh. bluh!!!!
Ghb: you gonna just spend all day bluhhin at me doll?
Dog: ….probably. maybe
Dog: anyway! hows your jobb goin?
Ghb: FUCKIN BORING HONESTLY. BUNCH OF FISH BITCHES TALKING ABOUT BULLSHIT I DONT RIGHTLY CARE ABOUT
Ghb: an guess. take a fucking guess who's here
Dog: OHHH let me guess hmmm. a certain drama queen fishy bastard?
Ghb: MOTHERFUCKIN. DUALSCAR. I SWEAR TO THE MESSIAHS I'M GONNA THROW HIM OUT THE AIRLOCK ONE OF THESE DAYS
Dog: no!!!! >:0 im the one that gets to murder him
Ghb: fine but i get to watch
Dog: pfft yeah okay deal babes, but you have to come back first >:/ i miss you??
Ghb: DONT YOU WORRY LIL BROTHER ILL BE BACK SOON. HOWVE YOU BEEN AT THE HIVE BY YOUR LONESOME? I KNOW SOMETIMES YOUR PAN UP AN RUNS AWAY FROM YA
Fg: aslfhsjo. listen,,,,,,
Ghb: im listenin :0) you know i always am <>
Dog: 1st off i hate you <>
Dog: 2nd off: i hate you! <><><>
Dog: 3rd off:
Ghb: HMMMM?
Dog: t h i r d off there's a v small tiniest of chances that a buoy has been struggling as it were
Dog: B O Y GOD DAMN IT THE BASTARD IS IN MY BRAIN
Ghb: awww best friend :0( you wanna glub about it?
Dog: FIRST OFF I LITERALLY HATE YOU
Dog: second again I'm. listen. i would not like,,,object to a feelings jam and or a pile abt it because my brain has been really dumb
Dog: BUT LIKE
Dog: I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY SO ITS FINE!!! no more typing im fine!!!!
Dog: you put those fingers down >:0 im f i n e
Ghb: HEY NOW BEST BUDDY, DEEP BREATH
Ghb: deeep breath for me most miraculous buddy of mine
Ghb: I CAN DUCK OUT OF HERE EARLY :0)
Ghb: her imperious condescension and her boytoy can just up and fucking deal
Ghb: JUST GIVE ME A FEW MINS ALRIGHTY BEST BUD?
Dog: akdhhsksl,,,,,,okay,,,,
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Ghb: honk honk honk :0)
Dog: ughh you're horrible i changed my mind go back,
Ghb: AWW YOU LOVE ME THOUGH ;0) <>
Dog: LIES AN SLANDER???
Dog: <><><><>
Ghb: so how you feelin lil bro? your pan still up an botherin you?
Dog: im! fine akdgk dw im okay my mini melt down was dumb bc i am jus a lil dumb,
Ghb: >:0( HEY NOW DONT YOU GO AN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF LIKE THAT
Ghb: youre not dumb, your pan just sometimes likes to scurry away without you an you know better than to say that nonsense about your fine self
Ghb: BEST BE UP AN GETTING YOUR APOLOGY ON
Dog: you come in my messaging,,,,you make me be nice to my me,,,,i hate you. but fine @ myself im sorry for being mean to my me Again
Ghb: thank you miraculous bro! that was a mighty fine apology :0) apology accepted?
Dog: akdhsk yes apology accepted an junk if it'll make you be quiet
Ghb: NOPE! :0)
Ghb: where you at best lil diamond mine? curled up on the pile?
Dog: there is a non zero chance i am yes,,,an i uh. added to it a lil
Ghb: OH?
Dog: i hate youuuuu
Dog: i uh. stole one a your jackets,,,,im cuddled up in it. i look like im in a pale porno GOD
Ghb: SHIT BROTHER THAT IS
Ghb: absolutely the cutest fuckin thing i've heard today :0)
Dog: shut!!!!
Dog: what uh. what about you?
Ghb: IM ALL LAYING ON A COMFY ASS PILE MYSELF, STOLE SOME EXTRA BLANKETS FROM SOME EMPTY ROOMS
Ghb: wish you were here though so i could warm a brother up ;0)
Dog: jfhjffk o..oh?
Dog: wh. how would you start?
Ghb: FIRST ID GET ALL COMFY NEXT TO YA, ALL CURLED UP AROUND YOUR TINY LIL SELF
Ghb: you're always so fuckin cold all the time, colder than the fish even
Dog: my body is simply a Bastard tbh. hfjk that sounds so nice tho,,,
Ghb: YEAH? WHY DONT YOU CUDDLE DOWN IN THE BLANKETS FOR ME, GET YOURSELF NICE AN TOASTY
Dog: mmmm,,,,,,yeah okay that's. that's good
Ghb: IT IS ISN'T IT? FEELS SO GOOD TO BE WARM
Ghb: you deserve to feel good lil bro, an id make you feel even better if i was there, rub your arms an get some of that good good heat in there, maybe even work out some of the knots in your shoulders, i know you keep a lot of tension there. it's like a couple a rocks in there
Dog: hhh y,,yeah i do huh?
Dog: id uh. id want to squirm around eventually so i can kiss at your jawline an neck. an maybe bite a lil? its. it's fun
Dog: not like ROUGH bites like i do with crofish but uh, lil nips. on, on your earfins too if that's okay
Ghb: ITS SO FUCKIN CUTE, YOU GOT THOSE LIL BABY FANGS IT FEELS LIKE A LIL PURR BEAST NIPPIN AT ME
Ghb: and it tickles something fierce when you get at my fins! id have to get you back in the ribs >:0)
Dog: jhdjfkf NO RUDE!! i changed my mind id bite you So Hard
Ghb: AWW YOURE SO MEAN TO ME WHEN IM TRYING TO TREAT YOU SWEET
Ghb: now a question for you: how do you want me to wind you down my most wonderful lil buddy?
Dog: maybe uh. fuck, damn
Ghb: SHH TAKE YOUR TIME SWEET THING YOU CAN DO IT
Dog: i uh. i like it when you pet me. an talk all sweet to me, but like that kinda mean sweet? s. smean,,,
Ghb: aww fuck i can certainly do that sweet thing :0)
Ghb: here im even gonna get all quiet for you, you like it when i talk soft with you huh? you get all blushy when i do with that miracle red on your cheeks
Ghb: why don't you touch yourself for me, real gentle. spread your hand out on your stomach an press down jus a lil bit
Ghb: i could break you right in half if i wanted on account of you being so little
Ghb: but i won't because im so pale for you sweetling
Dog: hhhhhfjgk shit
Ghb: aww look at you, that's my good boy
Ghb: you get flustered so easy, you never really let anyone treat you kind like you deserve huh?
Dog: noo,,,,it feels. weird hhf
Ghb: we'll were gonna have to change that aren't we? im just gonna have to treat you real soft til you learn it's safe
Ghb: fuck you're such a pitiable lil thing aren't you. why don't you trace your hand up your chest for me, just a lil bit of claw
Ghb: and then cup your cheek real soft
Dog: o. oh,,hm
Ghb: i wanna hold your face lil diamond, nuzzle up in your neck and tell you how precious you are to me
Ghb: just let yourself relax now okay? let me do the work for once <>
Ghb: you're such a pitiable lil doll, every time i look at you i feel like my blood pusher is about to stop. and you don't even know it? you don't even know what a sweetly pathetic lil thing you are? like a teeny lil purrbeast
Ghb: and you trust me so much, you shouldn't do that my lil diamond. you've seen the kind of things i can do. and yet i put my hand on your head and you melt like you ain't ever been touched gentle once in your whole life
Ghb: fuck i love to see that, i love you. im gonna keep telling you that til it gets in your pan proper
Ghb: i love you, i love you. im gonna take care of you always you hear me? you're always gonna be safe with me, im not gonna let a single damn person lay a hand on you without your permission
Ghb: you're probably starting to get a lil tired, i know you get all worked up and crash so fast. you gonna rest now lil diamond mine?
Dog: hhh y. yeah,,
Dog: m pale for you <>
Ghb: pale for you too lil lamb <> pale as bones and stardust :0)
Ghb: just a few more days and ill be home to pile with you proper
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Thanks for the prompt, Anon! This is a lengthy one, so I put it under the cut! This is pure smut with a liiittle bit of fluff at the end. Enjoy! :)
They’ve been pushing the chore off on each other for weeks. They shared a drive where they kept most, if not all of their works in progress or bits and pieces of current and upcoming brainstorms. Scripts, ideas, bits of lyrics they created to show each other later, separated music tracks. These files spanned back years, and most of them were of no use to them anymore, just taking up space. Rhett begrudgingly accepted the task after much prodding from Link, and took a night off to settle in with some hot tea, a soft couch and his laptop.
Rhett sighed heavily as he took a sip of his tea, scrolling the page down for what felt like ages. Most of it was organized at least, having similar filenames to group each file together. Except there was one near the bottom, unlike the rest, that Rhett didn’t recognize.
headphones_only.mp3
Rhett pondered for a moment, hovering his cursor over the ‘remove’ option. It didn’t have a proper name like most of the files did, so it was probably junk. But the last thing he needed was to delete an important audio track. It’s entirely possible one of them got lazy in the renaming process.
Rhett turned the volume up on his laptop and double-clicked. The sound of soft breathing and rustling filled the room through the tinny speakers. Rhett’s head tilted in confusion. He definitely didn’t pin this as anything important. There must have been some sort of mishap, one of them mic’d up and recorded at the wrong time and the unneeded file slipping through their search.
Then, a soft hum reverberated through the speaker. Rhett’s finger mashed the space bar, pausing it. He was sure that this was just some trash file meant for the recycle bin, but something about it immediately felt wrong. It felt intimate in a way that made his stomach sink. It sounded like Link, and the sounds of him being recorded during an off moment taken out of context almost felt too private for Rhett to feel comfortable listening to. The breathing, the rustling of the mic against fabric, a soft hum of concentration.
Rhett glanced back at the filename. headphones_only.mp3. He suddenly realized that someone kept this on purpose, even taking the time to rename it. It was no mistake.
Rhett got up, dug a pair of headphones out of his desk’s drawer and slipped them on as he settled back down onto the couch, plugging the jack into the computer. He felt silly for it, being alone, but the privacy made him feel better. He already felt wrong for listening to it as much as he had, let alone returning to listen to it in earnest. He slid the buffer bar back and clicked play once again.
There was the breathing, the shuffling, the soft hum. The sounds felt like they were directly in his ear, causing him to shiver ever so slightly.
“Mmmm. Hey,”
Rhett’s finger scrambled for the spacebar again, but stopped just short. It definitely was Link. This was getting to be too much too quick for Rhett, but the morbid curiosity held him fast. His heart thumped in his chest as he sat, entranced by the soft, whispered dialogue. This was a mistake. He should stop. Link obviously did not mean to put this in their shared drive. Yet Rhett found himself frozen, straining to listen, scandalized.
“So you probably stumbled across this on accident, right? Wondering ’what the crap is this thing doing in here?’ an’ ya clicked on it, trying to figure it out.” Link giggled softly into the mic, his voice low and raspy with the effort to keep it as hushed as possible. The soft shuffling continued all throughout the dialogue. “Come to think of it, it probably shouldn’t be in here. I mean, we’re the only ones with the password to this thing. But y'know. This is–ahh–just work stuff. Probably shouldn’t mix it, right?”
Rhett was frozen stiff, his jaw slack. Link was speaking in such a slow, soft drawl, punctuated with slow, deep breaths. Nothing like his usual upbeat, melodious voice. Rhett could practically feel Link’s breath in his ear. And what even is this in the first place?
“An’ if you find this, that’s fine. I guess the only other person who’s bound to find it is you, after all, right? So it must be for you. Well, if you wanna hear it, it is. An’ if you find out that this isn’t your thing, you can–mmmm–you can delete it and never speak of it. That’s fine. Just hope you’re not gonna freak out on me for it.”
Rhett had no idea what Link was on about, but he couldn’t stop listening if he tried.
“Gosh I’m ramblin’ aren’t I. Well anyway, if you haven’t scrapped this by now, you must be interested. And I hope you are, Rhett.”
There it was. The confirmation that this was indeed put here for a reason. A very specific reason. Rhett’s heart skipped a beat, his eyes wide in shock. There was no way his mind could possibly process what was happening. It wasn’t for a lack of trying.
“Mmm. Can I be honest? Feels nice knowing you’re there, on the other side, listenin’ to me. Feels real nice. Be better if you were actually here, but this will do. Gosh, the idea of it gets me goin’, Bo. You have no idea.”
Rhett’s cock caught the drift before his brain did, twitching to life underneath his laptop. He never expected this. Not that it was an unwelcome surprise, just a very shocking one.
They’ve been teetering on the edge for years. Growing up together, living together, working together; two souls in that situation are bound to form some sort of deep bond if you tether them together for long enough. It was only a matter of “when”, not “if”. Deep down, both of them were clawing at the walls that they each put up, not knowing the other was right on the other side, just as desperate to break through their own. Link was clearly the first to break.
“Ahh, yeah baby. Been thinking about this for a long time. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I can bet that you want this too, that you’ve wanted this just as long as I have. I mean, you wouldn’t still be here listenin’ in on me like a creep if you didn’t. Unless you don’t and you really are just a creep.” Link laughed softly, the giggle melting to a long sigh.
“Glad you’re here though. I was hoping you’d join me one of these days. Gets a little pathetic talkin’ to nothing, pretending it’s you.”
Rhett jumped slightly as the sound of a bottle lid being flipped open crackled through his headphones. His breath caught as he heard the telltale sound of skin being slicked up.
“Mmmmm, yeah. Maybe one day you’d like to join me for real? Oh yeah, I’d like that a lot. You could watch. You could watch me doin’ what I’m doin’ right now, strokin’ myself. Rock hard, fuckin’ into my hand. You like that? Or maybe you’d like to get a feel for yourself. Wrapping those big hands around my cock? Lettin’ me finally get a taste of you? Yeahhh. Does the thought of that make you hard, baby? Fuck, I know it does for me.”
Rhett found himself hooking his thumbs into the waistband of his sweatpants, hurriedly tugging them down to his thighs, the laptop sliding haphazardly off his lap onto the couch beside him. His cock was half-hard, hanging heavy in the air in his lap. Link’s voice was like a spell, and he was helplessly entranced by the gravelly, low timbre and the filth that was spilling out of Link’s mouth. Rhett closed his eyes tight, one hand gripping the base of his cock, giving it a firm squeeze as he nestled further back into the couch.
“God, how many nights have I done this, wasting breath on moaning your name when you coulda been there hearin’ it for yourself. Hearin’ what you do to me. Mmmm. Gosh, Rhett. What are you doin’ to me?”
“Oh, Link,” Rhett whispered into the air, his hand moving fast over his cock.
“You touchin’ yourself? You gettin’ off to the sound of my voice right now? Fuck Rhett, that’s so hot. I wish I could see you. God, you must look so good. Fuckin’ your hand with that big cock of yours, thinkin’ of me. Thinkin’ of what you’d do to me if I were there, yeah?”
Rhett was panting, bucking into his hand, his other roaming hungrily over his body. Link’s voice completely enveloped him, throwing him into a whole new level of arousal he’d never experienced before. The slick sounds on Link’s end sped up, his breath coming in jagged gasps between the dialogue.
“Oooh, I know what I’d want. I’d do anything to have your cock in my mouth right now. Tasting you, teasin’ you, suckin’ you off like the world depended on it. Hearin’ you moan for me–oh, oh fffuck! You like the sound of that? Ohh, that’s right, I bet you do. You wanna fuck me, Rhett? Oh my god, I bet you’d feel so good, shovin’ your cock in me, using me, markin’ me all over, fillin’ me up, making me yours, making me yours forever. Mmm, how’s it feel knowin’ I’m fuckin myself with my fingers thinkin’ of your cock?”
Link’s voice was frantic, high and breathy, needy and whining. The slick sounds and the smack of skin meeting skin was a constant backtrack to his pleading words.
Rhett was moaning, gasping, thrusting up into his tight fist, chanting Link’s name as he desperately fucked into his hand, his other hand gripping painfully at the wavy amber locks on his head. Link’s voice felt nearly tangible to Rhett, each and every sound sending a shockwave of pleasure through him, straight to his cock. He’d give anything to be there. To hold Link close, pin him down beneath him, to look into those eyes, revel in his dick-drunk face, to fuck him into a pleading, writhing mess. Rhett was so close. But he was not going to come until Link did.
“Oh my god, Rhett, please. Pleeaase. I want it so bad. Fuck me, Rhett. Fuck. Me. Hard. I wanna feel you for days. Ohh, you feel so fuckin’ good. You gonna come for me? Yeah? You gonna come for me, moanin’ my name? Oh god, baby, please, do it. I can’t last much longer.”
Rhett felt his muscles clench, his spine tingle, his pulse quicken. He was going to give Link what he asked for, right on time.
“Oh my god, Rhett! Come on, baby, yeah, yeah, just like that! Ohhh, don’t stop, don’t stop, don’t–fuckfuckfuckyeah– Ahh, ahhh! Rheeett!”
Rhett came hard, thick ropes of come painting his beard, chest and stomach, shouting profanities and Link’s name between harsh gasps for air as the sound of Link doing the same rang out through the headphones, shouts and cries and Rhett’s name echoing loudly in his head. His vision nearly whited out as he came, every nerve in his body alight with white-hot pleasure, his hips humping the air as he rode out the diminishing waves. Once spent, Rhett went slack, panting, hand loosely wrapped around his throbbing, softening cock as Link’s breathing slowly calmed to a sigh.
“Shit. Wow. You still with me over there? Hope you didn’t pass out or nothin’. God knows I came close.” Link giggled, the extreme lack of energy evident in his breathy, languid voice. Rhett laid still, eyes closed and chest heaving, listening to Link talk them both down.
“That was amazing, Rhett. Gosh, I made such a mess ‘cause of you. Mmmm, I love it though. Wish you were here to see this, to see what you’ve done to me. You drive me crazy, Rhett. I hope you know that now. You drive me absolutely crazy. You always have.”
Rhett would be surprised to find his heart had enough energy left to flutter at Link’s words, had he not been utterly focused on every syllable coming out of Link’s mouth.
“And, you know. You can always come back to this. I’d love it if you do. I’ll always be here waiting for you when you need a little help. But Rhett? I hope that one day you can see this for yourself. I hope that one day we can experience this together, and not in some silly multiverse, screwy timeline way like this is. If you can’t, or don’t want to, I get it. I really do. We have a lot built up together, Bo. I understand if you’re apprehensive. You can keep this file as your dirty little secret forever. But I just need you to know. That the answer from me will always be yes. Yes, I want this. Yes, I want you. Yes, I crave you. Yes, I… I love, you, Rhett. All of you. I always have, and there ain’t ever gonna be a day I don’t. Whenever you build up the courage, God knows it took me long enough, just say the word and I’m yours Rhett, in any way that you want me.”
Rhett’s breath caught in his chest, a deluge of emotions flooding in like a dam break.
“Until next time, Rhett. I’ll be waiting.”
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Amazing Quest 1: Chapter 5
Chapter 5: My Little Sister can't be this Rig Vedic!
(Before we go on, I got this from PalsOwnFire:
"The Kimyawa minigame is actually the harder of the two options open to the AQ1 This is because, while it doesn't allow for later paths opened with the griffohump, it does grant Kimyawa massive stat bonuses, and also gives her the "KitsnCllr" an item which not only grants her even LARGER bonuses, but also reveals her darkest secret: That she too is a Chimera.
Kimyawa: Since you have spent so much time to help me, I wanted you to know this...
Hiro: Eh?
Kimyawa: (Produces a fluffy tail) I'm actually a Chimera. My family doesn't like me showing it off. They say I should be a human.
Hiro: I don't think much about it. Heck,I don't think there's a true human on our team...
Kimyawa: Aaaaaw, Hiro-kun!
(The two hug, as Ozma glares from a corner, with "The True Human" flaring over her)
"So, yeah. It's kinda cute, not the "Monstrous misogynistic exercise in subjugation" that Amelia Sardinian, that Feminist e-celebrity, posits. Of course, this is also the minigame where Hiro dresses up in a jogging suit and quotes Rocky, so..."
(We then get a cut-scene with Zoddon and Jaydea)
Jaydea: So, brother. It seems that the Light Pudding dreck has gathered quite the army. He's captured two of the Talismans, and proceeds to trek towards Us even now. He seems quite driven.
Zoddon: No matter. We still have the ace in the hole. How goes the Work to sway Toneland to our cause?
Jaydea: (Cough) I'm working on it...
Voice: GYAHAHAHAHA! Working it, you mean!
Jaydea: Kodas! Show yourself!
Kodas: Not just me!
(Three shadows appear)
Zoddon: Ah, your Four Heavenly Kings.
Shadow: Four Kings and One Queen.
Kodas: Then it removes the entire motif! Just roll with it, Ceuri!
Ceuri: (Pouts)
Jaydea: No matter, go take care of them! I'll be along in a moment.
Zoddon: What exactly are you doing in Toneland?
Jaydea: Ehehehe...Well...
We then assume control of the party, at the far end of the racign bridge from Chapter 4. There, we're in a large desert. You'll note that the desert saps health slowly so long as you're on the sand. The trick is to go towards a cave to the southeast.
Loyroll: This heat is oppressive! My hair is going to go limp!
Kimyawa: Aaaaan! Hiro-kun, can't we do something?
Ozma: Just suck it up, all of you, we can do this!
Hiro: Ozma, you're beet red. Are you okay?
Ozma: Erm...
Hiro: Anyways, we need something to help us...
Mancala: I KNOW!
Hiro: You do?
Mancala: Yes! It's a great treasure! But one thing. Only I can go to get it. The lands I'd be going to are secret!
Loyroll: Ok.
Ozma: Go ahead. We'll be here.
Kimyawa: Hai! Resty-resty~.
Hiro: I guess we're staying here.
Mancala: (Pouts) Fine!
You then control only Mancala. Proceed to the left, to a pool of water, which connects to the Oceans you were in before. Return to Mermania, and back to the Guild house. There, an elderly merman is crying. Talk to him to proceed.
Merman: A bloo bloo bloo!
Mancala: Guild Patriarch! What's the matter!
Patriarch: Ah, Mancala. You're like a tax hike on my assets on top of this insane revenue cut that already has struck!
Mancala: Oh no! Is there anything I can do?
Patriarch: I'm not sure how, but my assets are being attacked. The Stone Lord Kord has summoned the Grim Reaper to slay all of my assets and plummet Mer Culture's economy into the Deep Trench!
Mancala: OH NO! I must stop it!
Patriarch: Psh. I don't see a conniving woman like you acting altruistically.
Mancala: Hey! Eh, well, okay. But, I know someone who WILL! And you need me to get them!
Patriarch: I'll give you one hundred gold to get them to fight!
(You then get a choice between accepting the money or haggling)
Mancala: One hundred ? Pocket change. I'd have to swim aaaaall the way back, and that's hard.
Patriarch: TWO hundred!
(Another accept or haggle choice)
Mancala: Two Hundred? Geez, that's hardly an improvement. I could make that setting up a lemonade stand.
Patriarch: FOUR Hundred!
(Yet another prompt)
Mancala: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh...
Patriarch: You're a giant, colossal bitch. EIGHT Hundred!
Mancala: Mmmmm, deal!
You then have to return the cave. You'll probably notice at this point, that Mancala on her own is pretty terrible in battle, but that's neither here nor there. Talk to Hiro to proceed.
Mancala: Well, I have good news!
Hiro: You found the item to let us travel across the Desert?
Mancala: What? NO! I got us a job!
Hiro: Wait, what were you doing?
Mancala: Relax, I needed to grease some palms! If we do this, it'll be easier!
Loyroll: And whose palms needed greasing? Mmmm?
Mancala: Shut up, you greaser reject and help me!
(Mancala returns to the party)
Enter the pool that Mancala left from and return to Mermania. Talk to the Patriarch.
Patriarch: These are your soldiers? They don't look so tough.
Mancala: Relax. Where's this reaper?
Patriarch: I last heard he was going to slay a Miner in Dun Falafel to the northeast. That miner owes me sixty trillion!
Mancala: We got this! Be sure to have the cash ready!
Patriarch: Yeah, whatever.
Go north, to the ridges north of Mermania. Follow those, and then go east when you can't go north any longer. You ought to find a cave by the coast. Welcome to Dun Falafel, City of Chimerae.
--Dun Falafel--
Dun Falafel has an impressive upgrade set for everyone. Grab a OrichSbr for Hiro, KnklDst for Ozma, NOdhi for Kimyawa and FlSHST for Hiro and Loyroll. To find the Miner, he's in the west house.
Chimera Doctor: There's no use. He's going to die in an hour.
Chimera Nurse: But, doctor, all you did was check his pulse.
Doctor: I think HIS presence makes it a foregone conclusion.
Reaper: Hello.
Miner Moore: Tell my ma I love her, wouldya?
Doctor: Um, yeah, sure, kid.
Reaper: Can you guys get this out of the way? I gotta reap this sumbitch.
Doctor: By all means, Mr. Reaper.
Mancala: STOP RIGHT THERE!
Reaper: Mm? You'll try to stop me? But, why? Why stop a natural course? All die within time.
Mancala: Why? WHY? FOR MONEY, OF COURSE!
--Boss Battle!--
Grim Reaper x1
LP:12000
MP: 6000
Grim Reaper is an annoying jerk, because he spams DEATH, KILL and BREAK, all of which have chances to instantly kill people. Also, don't use any weapons that inflict death, such as the Decap Shuriken from Mermania, as they instantly restore him to full health. Just stock up on Smelling Salts, and he's no trouble.
--Boss Battle!--
Reaper: Fine, fine, you crazy people can have him. I'm going to reap some old cat.
Moore: Ah, shucks, thanks, folks!
Kimyawa: Yatta~!
Hiro: Okay, so we did what you asked. How does this get us an item to travel across the desert?
Moore: Hello? Y'all listenin'?
Mancala: Watch and learn, Hiro!
Moore: Oh, y'all are leavin'. Okay, I'll be here...I'll just take a nap.
(Return back to the Patriarch)
Patriarch: I just heard! Congratulations, you she-devil, here's your cash.
Mancala: Ah, here's the thing. I did so much work, so, now, the deal is the money AND the Magic Fan.
Patriarch: Wait, what?
Mancala: Oh, we can go back and kill that miner if you want?
Patriarch: Fine, fine! Here's your fan! Now get the hell out!
Hiro: Wow, Mancala. That was...decidedly mercenary.
Mancala: Let's go, goons!
Hiro: ...
You then return to the desert, and entering it, Hiro holds the fan aloft and then switches it on. You now don't take damage, but there's now a large dust cloud flying around the desert. If you encounter it, you'll discover its source: the giant Dark Pudding motorized army.
Dark Pudding Soldier: Sir! We found the Light Pudding Army!
Praetorian Faa (A woman in oversized silver armor): Splendid! Inform Lord Kord.
Dark Pudding Sir!
Hiro: So, are they gonna come closer, or...
(The Dark Puddings begin firing on the Party)
Hiro: BACK TO THE CAVE!
You're then returned to the cave from before.
Hiro: We can't go back now. Where do we go?
Go deeper into the cave. After dropping to the second floor, you'll find a hole. Drop into it to enter the Aero Spire.
--Aero Spire--
The Aero Spire is a large cavern with small plateaus the party can walk on. Yu'll get prompts to jump over from one to another. The problem is the swinging blades that damage you should you get hit. On top of that, the enemies shift from the Giant Bats and Cave Trolls to Magik Munchkins and Ghost-o-mancers, magical enemies who love to attack you with party-wide spells. After reaching the end, you'll find a flashing phantom.
Phantom: Halt, you cannot pass. Past here is the Ancient Sage.
Ozma: Wait, like Ancient Sage that crafted the Talismans in the Long-ago Days?
Phantom: Yes. However, to get to her, you need to get past me.
Hiro: Seems fair, I guess.
Phantom: R-really?
Kimyawa: Pretty much, Dead-san.
Loyroll: True!
Phantom: O-okay, then.
--Boss Battle!--
Phantom x1
LP: 18000
MP: 1000
Phantom is nothing new. He enjoys blasting you with light and earth spells, while occasionally striking you with Eghitr, a multi-hit physical skill which also has a high critical chance. Fight as you normally will
--Boss Battle!--
Phantom: (Cough) You have proven your worthiness. You may proceed.
(Inside is a large bed where a chimera woman is sleeping peacefully)
Phantom: Oh, dear. She still hasn't awakened.
(He pokes her, claps his hands, and then smacks her with a pot. Nothign rouses her)
Phantom: One second. GHOST!
(A palette swap of Phantom appears)
Ghost: Yes, Phantom?
Phantom: We have Worthy Ones here. Help me wake her up.
Ghost: You mean?
Phantom: Yes.
(The two then assume positions around her, and then blast her with electricity. The Woman jumps up.)
Chimera: WHAT! WHO?
Phantom: Mistress Deima, we have Worthy Ones here.
Deima: Worthy, huh? (Peers at Hiro) Whaddya want, hot stuff?
Hiro: Yes, well, um, we were stuck down here because of the Dark pudding Army, and...
Deima: Dark Puddings. So, the time has come at last. I assume you're Light Puddings, then?
Hiro: Well, I am, yes.
Deima: Well, that settles it, then. I'm going to help. What we need is a Lava Worm.
Hiro: ANOTHER fetch mission?
Deima: Relax! I got it right here! (She produces a brown orb from behind her back) All we need to do is put it in a volcano!
Now, the normal thing to do is to return to the surface and go south. NOT, go back to the volcanoes near Zaius and Heston, although that does merit a surfing minigame in the remake, where Hiro and company surf a stone slab over lava back towards the Desert. There, you'll enter Mt. Metalgi.
--Mt. Metalgi--
The mountain is home to a good number of fire-themed enemies, including Flame Munchkins, Toasties, and Hella Goodbyes. From the start point, proceed east and north, as you work your way into the heart of the volcano. From there, Deima will drop the egg in. With that, walk out.
Hiro: So, how do we know that it worked?
Deima: Relax! It totally worked!
(The Dark Pudding Army drives up)
Faa: Ah, you just don't learn, do you?
(The Volcano explodes, and a large writhing worm made of fire descends on the Army)
Hiro: I suppose an apology is in order.
Deima: Apology accepted.
Soldier: OH GOD, IT'S EATING ME!
Faa: (ICE SABERs the Volcano Worm, which explodes into steamy chunks)
Soldier: I'M OKAY!
Faa: GRRRR! MY ARMY!
--Boss Battle!--
Praetorian Faa x1
LP: 22000
MP: 15000
Faa abuses Ice Armor and Ice Saber, skills which counterattack with Water-1 and a heavy physical water-themed attack. The best option to counter her is to throw up Kimyawa's Aqua Veil to lessen the oomph of her skills and abuse Loyroll's Whirl form with Hiro. Nothing too bad.
--Boss Battle!--
Faa: AAAH! BROTHERS! I WILL JOIN YOU! (Explodes)
Hiro: ...
Ozma: Nothing?
Hiro: No, I'm over it.
Kimyawa: Sourpuss.
Deima: Well, that's that. If you need anything else, feel free to call. Buh-bye!
(Deima then leaves)
Now, without any other obstacles, you can then go west across the desert. There, the terrain shifts into greenlands, with farms here and there. If you talk to the villagers, you'll learn that the Dark Puddings were using their technology to restore the desert to arable land, and there was a Dark Pudding Noble in the Hell Garden Keep further on.
--Hell Garden Keep--
The overgrown castle is filled with plant monsters, making Kimyawa useful here with her many fire-themed attacks. Once you reach the second floor, you get to a large plaza, where four robed figures were line dancing with Jaydea.
Hiro: Jaydea! Where's my sister?
Jaydea: Four, five, six, seven, eight! Okay, guys. Looks like they finally came in.
(The four figures take off their robes, revealing a short, fat man in blue robes and a turban, a tall, blonde woman with long razoe nails, a chiseled man without a shirt, and a short, blue man with a monocle)
Short, blue man: Biomancer Kodas!
Short, beturbanaed man: Dream Magister Modt.
Blonde Woman: Star Lady Ceuri.
Chiseled Man: Stone Lord Kord.
Jaydea: And me, Piedmon! Erm, Jaydea! I've been waiting, Light Pudding! Show us, what progress have you made?
Kord: All on you, Boss.
Modt: Yes, um, I'm not big on physical confrontation.
Ceuri: Yeah, I just painted my nails? So, no.
Kodas: I'LL HELP!
Jaydea: Yeah, no. (Sigh) Fine, you four...
--Boss Battle!--
Jaydea x1
LP: Infinite
MP: Infinite
Better late than never, this is Jeffcom's obligatory forced loss battle. She'll engage Figgy Pudding, and destroy you with ease.
--Boss Battle!--
Kodas: Ooh! Ooh!
Jaydea: (Sigh) Yes, you can have them, Kodas.
(The party is then seen in a lab, tied to slabs, where Kodas putters about)
Kodas: I wonder what would happen if I feed you this shrinking potion? Mm. Whatever, well, it takes a while to take effect. See you in thirty!
(He then leaves, as the party begins to shrink)
You then fall onto the floor, free. Go north, to a crack in the wall. Inside is a village of mice, who reveal to be escapees from Kodas' experiments. They have an inn and an item shop. Also, in the back, is a mouse who mourns his Panacesean, cheese so good, it cures any illness. He then mentions that the cockroaches took it, who live above them on the next level of the castle.
You then need to exit the village, and go east, into another crack in the wall. Continue up, going up the insulation in the wall, until you enter a large, pink room. Follow around the discarded vinyls, books and clothing items, until you see the resident.
Hiro: This room seems pretty girly, is this..
(Jaydea walks in. In the US version, she's wearing pajamas, and in the Japanese, she's in a t-shirt and her panties.)
Jaydea: Gods above, those idiots. Oh, well. Time to crank the tunes.
(She turns on her stereo, and begins to do a dance)
Hiro: !!!!
You now need to avoid the flailing dance moves of Jaydea, If you get hit, it's an instant game over. Thank goodness for the save point that drops immediately after the cut-scene. The worst, is the fact that, if you take too long, it becomes impossible to exit, as Jaydea plops down, her butt blocking where you need to go. Thus, go as fast as you can, to find another village, of cockroaches.
Cockroach leader: Attention all! The Goddess of Destruction has resumed her dance! We will now sacrifice the cheese stolen from those foul mammals to appease her!
Hiro: NOT SO FAST!
Ozma: WOW!
Mancala: My heart! So manly!
Kimyawa: YECH! Cockroach cheese?
Cockroach Leader: Cockroach Knights! To action!
--Boss Battle!--
Cockroach Knights x6
Cockroach knight LP: 4500
Cockroach Knight MP: 2000
By themselves, they're not hard, but together, they tend to run ragged on people. The best option is to whirl with Ozma and smash each knight in turn. If you keep them all alive, they will use "Swarm" on you which inflicts heavy magic damage and a random status.
--Boss Battle!--
Cockroach Leader: Um, let's not get so hasty! Take the cheese!
Hiro: Thank you!
(The party all eats the cheese, as they grow in size, producing a bang, which gives pause to Jaydea's gyrations, as the party falls onto the floor below)
Kodas: Where did they go?
(The party falls on him)
Kodas: YOOOU!
--Boss Battle!--
Heavenly King Kodas x1
LP: 27000
MP: 9600
Kodas isn't so hard at first, casting second tier magic. When you take off half his LP, he then uses the "Kodas drinks the POITON" action and mutates into a horrible, leafy plant monster. This raises all his attacks, and gives him the obnoxious "Viney Winey" attack which hits all targets for earth damage, and also the "Spore" Attack, which causes Red. Smack him down, as you would any other plant-type monster
--Boss Battle!--
Kodas: ACK! (falls over and dies)
Ozma: So, what do we do now?
Hiro: Um, I hadn't thought that far ahead. So, uh... WE JUMP!
(The party then jumps out the window)
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Sharing Love, Sharing Life
Pairing: Nine x Rose
Rating: General Audiences
Written for @doctorroseprompts 31 Days of Ficmas (Day 3 - Hot Chocolate)
AO3 TS
Rose noticed the older man, standing with his back to the rest of the marketplace, watching the first of Trillium’s three suns set. The man was leaning heavily on his cane and didn’t look properly dressed for the crisp chill in the air. He seemed so alone, and maybe it was because there was something about him that reminded her of the Doctor back when she’d first met him, but her heart went out to him.
Making a snap decision, she reached into her pocket for the credit stick the Doctor had given her. She browsed through some vendors until she found a ridiculously long, striped scarf and a blue, knit hat. On her way back to where the gentleman still stood, she bought a cup of hot cocoa, or what passed for cocoa in this sector. Still it was warm and only slightly sweetened, just enough as not to be too bitter, similar to the way it used to be consumed in its early days.
Rose walked silently up to the man, and took a moment to appreciate the beauty of the view. The second sun had begun its descent and the golden hour was in full affect. The soft light blanketed the valley in reds and yellows. “‘S beautiful.”
The older man glanced briefly at Rose. “That it is, m’dear. Young people rarely stop long enough to enjoy the bounty of nature.”
She gave him a teasing smile. “Guess I must be an oddity then, ‘cos that’s my favorite part of travellin’.”
He turned and got his first full look at Rose, somewhat taken aback that she appeared to be non-native to the planet, he stammered, “Qu…quite right.”
Rose took his hand and led him to a small bench nearby. “Come, share a cup of cocoa with me. You looked a bit cold out here on your own.”
“Did you know drinking cocoa together has it’s own special meaning in some cultures?” They sat down and Rose handed him the steaming cup. “Thank you, m’dear.”
“You’re welcome. Tell me about the cultural differences of hot chocolate.”
The man took a sip of the cocoa. “Well, let’s see. On Sol 3, in the 15th century, Mexico, sharing a cup would be akin to a betrothal.”
A wide grin broke over Rose’s face. “Oh, is it now? So are we engaged?”
The man giggled delightedly and clapped his hand on his knee. “No, no.” The old man’s eyes danced with glee. “Firstly, we’re not on Sol 3.”
“I am from Earth though.”
His eyebrows shot up at that. “Well, then secondly, and most importantly, one must prepare the cocoa for their beloved. Imagine my surprise in finding that out! Told a friend once, ‘I made some cocoa and got engaged.’”
Rose puzzled over whether the man had meant to sound as if he’d actually gotten engaged over cocoa 16 centuries ago on a planet 450 light years away. There was no way…unless the Doctor wasn’t the only one who had access to time travel. He can’t be another Time Lord, but maybe there’re others… Rose bit her lip and studied him. He could just be a nutter. But then again…
“My dear?”
Rose shook her head. “Sorry. Was just thinkin’ of a friend of mine, well, bit more than a friend actually.” Rose blushed as she admitted, “You remind me of him.”
“Is he your young man?”
Rose poked her tongue from between her teeth. “He would laugh to hear you call him that, but I guess the sentiment’s the same. Not really sure what to call him, truth be told. He’s my best mate, you know? And we’re…together, but boyfriend is so…well, it’s a rubbish way to describe him. He’s so much more than that. So much better. An’ he’s not exactly young, not old for his people, but still, older ‘n me.”
The old man smiled at Rose kindly. “Not older than me though, I bet.”
Rose’s eyes sparkled mischievously. If he only knew.
“Is he here with you?”
“Yeah, my…young man…” Rose’s lips twitched. “…is off runnin’ an errand. He wanted it to be a surprise, so I’m waitin’ for him here. Oh! I almost forgot. I thought you might like these.” Rose stood to wrap the scarf around the man’s neck and to place the cap atop his head. “It’s a bit chilly. Don’t want ya to catch cold.”
The man stared in wonder at Rose and stroked the fabric of the scarf.
Rose sat back down. “Are you here alone?”
The older man looked off into the distance. “No. I’m travelling with some companions. But they’re off exploring the markets.”
“But not you?”
“I prefer to take in the sights.”
“I don’t mean to pry, but you seem a bit…sad?”
The man took Rose’s hand and patted it. “I’m missing my granddaughter. She used to travel with me, but recently met a young man of her own. I only wanted her to be happy…” He sighed and rose from their shared seat. “My dear, I’m afraid I must be on my way, but it was lovely meeting you. Thank you for the cocoa and the gifts and your company.”
“It was lovely meetin’ you, too. An’ remember, just ‘cos your granddaughter’s settling down, doesn’t mean you’ll never see her again. It just means you’ll have more family next time you see her.”
The man smiled. “You’re very wise and quite right. Good luck with your own beau. I hope he treasures you as you deserve to be treasured.” With a tap of his can, he left to find his companions.
Rose settled back against the bench and watched as the planet’s final sun kissed the horizon. A warm body in a black leather jacket plopped down next to her. Rose turned and leaned into the kiss the Doctor bestowed upon her. He handed her a hot beverage. “Here, love, I brought us some hot chocolate.”
Rose sipped slowly. “Mmmm. This is delicious and much sweeter than I was expectin’.”
The Doctor swung an arm around her shoulders. “I went back to the TARDIS for it. I know you don’t like the bitter stuff here.”
“You made it?”
“Yeah.”
Rose peeked at him through her lashes and grinned. “You know, in some cultures, sharing a hot cocoa you made is like proposin’.”
The Doctor sat stock-still and slack-jawed. “I…er…what?…How’d–?”
Rose sat forward suddenly and turned to face the Doctor. “I didn’t mean…I wasn’t tryin’…I…Blimey.”
The Doctor started laughing at her flustered state. “I was just surprised that you knew that little fact. I didn’t think you were anglin’ for a proposal.”
She giggled and cuddled into his side. “Good.”
“Although…”
Her gaze shot to his. “Although?”
“It was part of it.” The Doctor kissed Rose and untangled himself from her.
“Part of what?” She gasped as he dropped to one knee. “Doctor!”
“I do want to marry you, and always be the one you share your xocolātl with.” Rose cupped the Doctor’s jaw and tried to fight back her tears with a watery smile. “Rose Marion Tyler…” He pulled a small box from his pocket. “When we met, I was a broken man. Tried me best to push you away. But like you have a habit of doin’, didn’t listen to a word I said.”
“Oi! I listen when you say somethin’ worth listenin’ to.”
He huffed a laugh. “Well, I’m glad for it this time. Rose, you made me whole. You took all the fragments of my battered soul, and you fixed them. Made me believe in life. In love. In the beauty of the universe again. I don’t know what it is you see in me, but I’m grateful. And I would be honored if you’d consent to be my wife. Marry me?”
Rose’s tears began to fall when the Doctor opened the box and presented her with the most beautiful sapphire she’d ever seen. “‘S TARDIS blue.” At his daft grin, she wrapped her arms around his neck. “Yes. Yes, of course I’ll marry you. Love you, Doctor.”
“Fantastic!” He winked. “Did I ever tell you about the time I was among the Aztecs and accidentally got engaged over a cup of cocoa?”
Rose’s eyes went round. “What?”
“Don’t worry, this time I plan on goin’ through with it.”
“Doctor!”
He laughed at her stunned expression before losing himself in her kiss.
#nine x rose#one x rose#doctorroseprompts#31 days of ficmas#hot chocolate#the aztecs#sharing a cup with the one you love#meeting an earlier incarnation#my fic
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i also forgot about this, again it's not Horny but im like wh. where is this gonna go
under a cut for length, dog <> ghb having a cyber pile session
Dog: so update: i miss you >:c
Dog: remind me who's idea you wandering all the FUCK way off was?
Ghb: aww fuck best bud i miss you too
Ghb: BUT YOU UP AN KNOW I GOTTA DO HER IMPERIOUS'S BIDDING
Dog: bluhhhhhhhhhhh. bluh. bluh!!!!
Ghb: you gonna just spend all day bluhhin at me doll?
Dog: ….probably. maybe
Dog: anyway! hows your jobb goin?
Ghb: FUCKIN BORING HONESTLY. BUNCH OF FISH BITCHES TALKING ABOUT BULLSHIT I DONT RIGHTLY CARE ABOUT
Ghb: an guess. take a fucking guess who's here
Dog: OHHH let me guess hmmm. a certain drama queen fishy bastard?
Ghb: MOTHERFUCKIN. DUALSCAR. I SWEAR TO THE MESSIAHS I'M GONNA THROW HIM OUT THE AIRLOCK ONE OF THESE DAYS
Dog: no!!!! >:0 im the one that gets to murder him
Ghb: fine but i get to watch
Dog: pfft yeah okay deal babes, but you have to come back first >:/ i miss you??
Ghb: DONT YOU WORRY LIL BROTHER ILL BE BACK SOON. HOWVE YOU BEEN AT THE HIVE BY YOUR LONESOME? I KNOW SOMETIMES YOUR PAN UP AN RUNS AWAY FROM YA
Fg: aslfhsjo. listen,,,,,,
Ghb: im listenin :0) you know i always am <>
Dog: 1st off i hate you <>
Dog: 2nd off: i hate you! <><><>
Dog: 3rd off:
Ghb: HMMMM?
Dog: t h i r d off there's a v small tiniest of chances that a buoy has been struggling as it were
Dog: B O Y GOD DAMN IT THE BASTARD IS IN MY BRAIN
Ghb: awww best friend :0( you wanna glub about it?
Dog: FIRST OFF I LITERALLY HATE YOU
Dog: second again I'm. listen. i would not like,,,object to a feelings jam and or a pile abt it because my brain has been really dumb
Dog: BUT LIKE
Dog: I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY SO ITS FINE!!! no more typing im fine!!!!
Dog: you put those fingers down >:0 im f i n e
Ghb: HEY NOW BEST BUDDY, DEEP BREATH
Ghb: deeep breath for me most miraculous buddy of mine
Ghb: I CAN DUCK OUT OF HERE EARLY :0)
Ghb: her imperious condescension and her boytoy can just up and fucking deal
Ghb: JUST GIVE ME A FEW MINS ALRIGHTY BEST BUD?
Dog: akdhhsksl,,,,,,okay,,,,
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Ghb: honk honk honk :0)
Dog: ughh you're horrible i changed my mind go back,
Ghb: AWW YOU LOVE ME THOUGH ;0) <>
Dog: LIES AN SLANDER???
Dog: <><><><>
Ghb: so how you feelin lil bro? your pan still up an botherin you?
Dog: im! fine akdgk dw im okay my mini melt down was dumb bc i am jus a lil dumb,
Ghb: >:0( HEY NOW DONT YOU GO AN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF LIKE THAT
Ghb: youre not dumb, your pan just sometimes likes to scurry away without you an you know better than to say that nonsense about your fine self
Ghb: BEST BE UP AN GETTING YOUR APOLOGY ON
Dog: you come in my messaging,,,,you make me be nice to my me,,,,i hate you. but fine @ myself im sorry for being mean to my me Again
Ghb: thank you miraculous bro! that was a mighty fine apology :0) apology accepted?
Dog: akdhsk yes apology accepted an junk if it'll make you be quiet
Ghb: NOPE! :0)
Ghb: where you at best lil diamond mine? curled up on the pile?
Dog: there is a non zero chance i am yes,,,an i uh. added to it a lil
Ghb: OH?
Dog: i hate youuuuu
Dog: i uh. stole one a your jackets,,,,im cuddled up in it. i look like im in a pale porno GOD
Ghb: SHIT BROTHER THAT IS
Ghb: absolutely the cutest fuckin thing i've heard today :0)
Dog: shut!!!!
Dog: what uh. what about you?
Ghb: IM ALL LAYING ON A COMFY ASS PILE MYSELF, STOLE SOME EXTRA BLANKETS FROM SOME EMPTY ROOMS
Ghb: wish you were here though so i could warm a brother up ;0)
Dog: jfhjffk o..oh?
Dog: wh. how would you start?
Ghb: FIRST ID GET ALL COMFY NEXT TO YA, ALL CURLED UP AROUND YOUR TINY LIL SELF
Ghb: you're always so fuckin cold all the time, colder than the fish even
Dog: my body is simply a Bastard tbh. hfjk that sounds so nice tho,,,
Ghb: YEAH? WHY DONT YOU CUDDLE DOWN IN THE BLANKETS FOR ME, GET YOURSELF NICE AN TOASTY
Dog: mmmm,,,,,,yeah okay that's. that's good
Ghb: IT IS ISN'T IT? FEELS SO GOOD TO BE WARM
Ghb: you deserve to feel good lil bro, an id make you feel even better if i was there, rub your arms an get some of that good good heat in there, maybe even work out some of the knots in your shoulders, i know you keep a lot of tension there. it's like a couple a rocks in there
Dog: hhh y,,yeah i do huh?
Dog: id uh. id want to squirm around eventually so i can kiss at your jawline an neck. an maybe bite a lil? its. it's fun
Dog: not like ROUGH bites like i do with crofish but uh, lil nips. on, on your earfins too if that's okay
Ghb: ITS SO FUCKIN CUTE, YOU GOT THOSE LIL BABY FANGS IT FEELS LIKE A LIL PURR BEAST NIPPIN AT ME
Ghb: and it tickles something fierce when you get at my fins! id have to get you back in the ribs >:0)
Dog: jhdjfkf NO RUDE!! i changed my mind id bite you So Hard
Ghb: AWW YOURE SO MEAN TO ME WHEN IM TRYING TO TREAT YOU SWEET
Ghb: now a question for you: how do you want me to wind you down my most wonderful lil buddy?
Dog: maybe uh. fuck, damn
Ghb: SHH TAKE YOUR TIME SWEET THING YOU CAN DO IT
Dog: i uh. i like it when you pet me. an talk all sweet to me, but like that kinda mean sweet? s. smean,,,
Ghb: aww fuck i can certainly do that sweet thing :0)
Ghb: here im even gonna get all quiet for you, you like it when i talk soft with you huh? you get all blushy when i do with that miracle red on your cheeks
Ghb: why don't you touch yourself for me, real gentle. spread your hand out on your stomach an press down jus a lil bit
Ghb: i could break you right in half if i wanted on account of you being so little
Ghb: but i won't because im so pale for you sweetling
Dog: hhhhhfjgk shit
Ghb: aww look at you, that's my good boy
Ghb: you get flustered so easy, you never really let anyone treat you kind like you deserve huh?
Dog: noo,,,,it feels. weird hhf
Ghb: we'll were gonna have to change that aren't we? im just gonna have to treat you real soft til you learn it's safe
Ghb: fuck you're such a pitiable lil thing aren't you. why don't you trace your hand up your chest for me, just a lil bit of claw
Ghb: and then cup your cheek real soft
Dog: o. oh,,hm
Ghb: i wanna hold your face lil diamond, nuzzle up in your neck and tell you how precious you are to me
Ghb: just let yourself relax now okay? let me do the work for once <>
Ghb: you're such a pitiable lil doll, every time i look at you i feel like my blood pusher is about to stop. and you don't even know it? you don't even know what a sweetly pathetic lil thing you are? like a teeny lil purrbeast
Ghb: and you trust me so much, you shouldn't do that my lil diamond. you've seen the kind of things i can do. and yet i put my hand on your head and you melt like you ain't ever been touched gentle once in your whole life
Ghb: fuck i love to see that, i love you. im gonna keep telling you that til it gets in your pan proper
Ghb: i love you, i love you. im gonna take care of you always you hear me? you're always gonna be safe with me, im not gonna let a single damn person lay a hand on you without your permission
Ghb: you're probably starting to get a lil tired, i know you get all worked up and crash so fast. you gonna rest now lil diamond mine?
Dog: hhh y. yeah,,
Dog: m pale for you <>
Ghb: pale for you too lil lamb <> pale as bones and stardust :0)
Ghb: just a few more days and ill be home to pile with you proper
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I WAS TAGGED TWICE TO DO THIS THANG (thank you @explosionshark and @morhdd
Answer 11 questions, tag 11 people. write 11 questions for them to answer.
bri’s questions
1. what movies were you obsessed with as a kid?
fuckin. THE IRON GIANT. and pocahontas.
2. have you ever been able to get over any fears?
yeah. i’ve worked through a lot of fears that were as a result of anxiety in the past couple years. i managed to break off friendships that were detrimental to me; always something i was scared of. i came out. i was scared of that. also i kinda got over my fear of getting injections? (blood getting taken tho - no way.)
3. do you prefer seeing a movie in theaters or watching at home?
mmmm... theaters.
4. what was the first cd you bought for yourself?
bought for Myself? fuck. i used to rent pop party CDs from the library because i thought it was cool at the time? sdfjh
5. what’s your favorite thing about the place you live?
i don’t like a lot about my hometown, but i guess i like that its surrounded by fields and nature. i love where i live the rest of the time because my city has so much going on. especially in the music scene. idk i just love my city
6. what would you do if you won the lottery tomorrow?
have an existential crisis probably?
7. what’s your favorite meal to make?
thai green curry & rice maybe......
8. what have you done this year that you’re proud of?
Came Out! Passed All My Exams! Made Cool Friends! Continued To Get Over Bunch Of Anxiety Problems! Embraced My Identity! Got Closer With People! Moved Out (Again)!
9. what are you really looking forward to right now?
FUCKIGNG JULIEn BAKER FUFFFFFF BOTHE RRFFMOF FUCK
also pride. and a bunch of other cool plans for this year
10. what genre of film does your life feel like?
like a shitty indie film that u absolutely hate the protag of and it just needs to end already adgjgdh
11. what do you wish more people knew about you?
the lengths i’d go to for my friends. (for irl people specifically: how fuckin sad and stupit and angry i get w myself sometimes and that it doesn’t reflect any of my feelings for individual people. also how gay i am)
ramona’s questions
(I Fucked up the formatting here oops sorry)
favorite game you’ve played recently?
i’ve been playing stardew valley n thats the only game ive played recently (except the demo for dishonored 2 but my pc doesnt rly like it) and it’s super cute but i got distracted and haven’t got back to it. smh
is there a band/artist/album you’ve been really stuck on lately?
YEAH FUCKIN GREAT GRANDPA’S NEW ALBUM (thanks bri) BUT EVEN MORESO: PILLOW QUEENS ???? JUST DISCOVERED THEM THEY’RE SO GOOD i love Rats especially
do you have a favorite show of all time?
uhhhhhhh no these questions too hard ramona. probably not. but i do like better call saul it’s okay. every good gay show i enjoy betrays me somehow. like scream and skam. skam didnt neecsarily do anything bad BUT THEY COULDVE BEEN BETTER. GIMME WLW. i was so obsessed with it tho, truly was my fave show ever at a point
favorite canon fictional couple?
oh bb. pricefield
if you could visit anywhere where would you go?
fuck this. everywhere. v desp for a US roadtrip when i graduate tho
would you want to stay in the place you’d like to visit?
o fuck this. IDKKKK
any particularly embarrassing fandom memories that you’re far enough removed from that you’d admit to?
YEAH LIKE EVERYTHING I EVER SAID OR DID IN THE GTA V FANDOM .... I WAS SO WEIRD AND PETTY AND STRAIGHT
top three ships at this moment?
chaseprice amberprice emrey (THEY WHO IM THINKIN BOUT RN doesnt mean theyre.... da best)
top three bands at this moment?
ok. im gonna make this five and pretend the two bands i mentioned up there ^^ are in the list. these are just recent btw not best ever. JOYCE MANOR bc i was listenin to them a lot before my gig, THE SPOOK SCHOOL !!!!! and idk. perfume genius
i am seriously dying coming up with questions, how are you doing today?
i’m okay but i’m too warm here in this stuffy room. how u doing ramona?
YOUR CHOICE YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT IN THIS SPACE I BELIEVE IN YOU YOU’RE GONNA DO GREAT.
lgbtQ+ art and music and talent is the BEST and to be CHERISHED AND VALUED for EVER!!!!
AIIIGHTTTT so my 11 questions:
1. what have you been thinking about a lot lately?
2. what was the weather like where you are today?
3. you wanna meet with a close friend to catch up. do you go to a little café during the day and chat, do you go out somewhere at night time to a bar/party, do you go to one of each other’s places and order takeout -- what ideally happens?
4. what’s a really embarrassing childhood memory?
5. when you’re talking with people, what is a topic that will always make you cringe/feel FEAR if someone starts talking about it?
6. if you were to be famous, what would you wanna be famous for?
7. is there somebody you know who was an inspiration to you in any regard, or still is, that doesn’t know about it? if so, who?
8. what thing/s are you looking forward to before the year ends?
9. what do you do at new years?
10. who were the last two bands/singers you listened to, and which would you rather be offered free concert tickets for?
11. what material/texture do you like the feel of most?
i tag. @fortzancudo @drugru @borosouro (liddie if ur readin this i dont kno what ur url is gfhkfd) @sneffing @rachelambr @lesbianmikewheeler @maxcaulfield @gaymermutual @recourse-ao3 @the-insufferable @thestarryskiesofpalaven
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-- eonianEmigrant [EE] began pestering isometricAstrourbanization [IA] --
EE: dude. i just realized that ur handle is like....hella long.
IA: 8r3aks th3 1c3 mor3 oft3n than not.
IA: ... S8)
IA: H3y.
EE: well shit i didn't know what i was sayin was so fuckin basic, lmao. gotta try to b more creative.
EE: whasup bro. i just remembered that talkin to pp on here is a thing i can do.
EE: like i can raise my socialization skill n also wear cheezy poof stained sweatpants 24/7. wut a tiem 2 be alive.
IA: To 83 fa1r, you could w3ar ch33sy poof-sta1n3d sw3atpants any of th3 day and soc1al1z3. 1f you'r3 not a fuck1ng noo8.
IA: H3ll, why 8oth3r go1ng that far? W3ar no pants l1k3 a r3al troll.
IA: 1 know 1'm not, aaay.
IA: So th3r3for3, 1'm as r3al as 1t g3ts.
EE: i mean. that's cool. if you want to free range it while we talk that's ok by me. i'm not gnna disparage ur lifestyle choices but i like to be a fab dressed dude and i can't be slippin up in the way ur suggestin.
EE: as the the only person pushin denim on denim fashion on skaia, i got a responsibility u kno.
EE: gotta edumacate the masses.
IA: 1 know what 1 must do now.
IA: Your t3rr18l3 r31gn of tyranny w1ll com3 to an 3nd on3 day... and 1 w1ll say you'r3 fuck1ng w3lcom3. 1t was m3, Aust1n. All along.
IA: D3n1m on d3n1m, jfc.
EE: it's fine if u don't understand. i don't expect ppl to understand right away.
EE: it takes time. B)
EE: altho since ur pantless ur already 1/3 of the way to full denim on denim.
EE: step 1. remove pantalones step 2. put on pantalones step 3. locate una jaqueta de mezclilla and put that on too
IA: N1c3 l3gs, da1sy duk3s mak3s a dud3 go woo-woo. Surpr1s3.
IA: Th1s was a s3gu3way to th3 1n3v1ta8l3 furry conv3rsat1on w3 w3r3 8ound to hav3. 1t's as 1n3scapa8l3 as d3ath and tax3s, 8roh.
IA: My t1m3 1s now.
EE: aight. i'm down to talk about furries. what about them.
EE: did u grow up in a horse infested hell hole like i did.
IA: Furr13s 1n da1sy duk3s. D1scuss.
EE: omg we have so much in common.
EE: ok let's talk about the concept of furries wearing skimpy clothing when they're already covered in FUR.
EE: ????????????????
EE: questions that have plagued me sine my youth, bro.
IA: Sh1t, you'r3 r1ght. L3av3 noth1ng to th3 1mag1nat1on.
EE: just when u think i've gone deep enuff i go even deeper. full forearm.
IA: W3 l1k3 to hav3 fun h3r3 on 3non1an3m1grant dot com.
EE: o bby u don't know the 1/2 of it yet.
IA: 1 know that 1 compl3t3ly lost my tra1n of thought. Mmmm.
EE: wut a shame now i'll never know what ur fursona's dick looks like.
EE: like exact dimensions down 2 every little ridge, knot and bump.
EE: btw if u rlly are a furry, pay me to draw that shit.
EE: i like to hustle around here.
EE: time is $$$.
IA: D1cks, dud3.
IA: Plural 83caus3 th3 only l1m1t 1s your 1mag1nat1on.
EE: back in my universe we only had 1 of those things and if you broke it that was tough luck.
EE: jk, i'm p sure dicks were in hot demand and supply was meetin it.
IA: 3h3h3h3. Sucks to 83 you.
EE: hahahhaha.
IA: 8)
EE: i guess u could say it's nut my lucky day.
IA: Amaaaz1ng graaac3... how sw33t th3 sound...
EE: o that made me think of nother topic.
EE: r u religious.
EE: haven't gotten a chance 2 ask anybody about that shit yet.
EE: this is a good a time as any to ask about god right.
EE: right after discussin dicks.
EE: god(s), u don't wanna assume it's singular i guess just like penises, or penii.
IA: A nuth3r top1c.
IA: Also r3gardl3ss of d1cks to worsh1p as gods, not r3ally no.
EE: dang i was rlly hopin it would be something crazy.
IA: 1'm sur3 you hav3 a th1ng to talk a8out 1t though.
IA: As th3y say 1n th3 land of 1nnu3ndos and dou8l3 3ntr3dr3. F1ll m3 1n, 8ro.
EE: as much as i would love 2 double stuff u with knowledge ;))).
EE: yeah i got nothin. i'm just curious i guess.
EE: i'm not religious it's just 1 of my 2,000 spare interests.
EE: lol.
EE: the only religion is know of is the shitty clown one. does that also exist here or nah.
IA: N1c3.
IA: Unfortunat3ly, an op1n1on on r3l1g1on just so happ3ns to 83 th3 on3 th1ng 1 fall short on. Just d3p3nds on who you'r3 talk1ng to, 1 gu3ss.
IA: Th3r3's always th3 Follow1ng of 81l1ous Sl1ck. 1t's a popular Prosp1t1an th1ng.
EE: i never heard of that. i won't bore u with it tho if it's not ur thing.
EE: u never did tell me what u were up to btw.
EE: despite bein semi nude somewhere???
IA: Hang1ng at my condo. Plac3 to stay wh3n 1'm not work1ng.
IA: F1rst rul3 of th3 hous3 1s, no pants.
EE: wtf tho if u got ur own place why u creep at the dorms.
EE: just 4 the pool?
IA: 3v3ryon3 asks m3 th1s 8ut 1t's 3as13r to fr3qu3nt a dorm than 1t 1s a hot3l dur1ng th3 work p3r1od.
EE: o aight.
EE: that makes sense.
EE: guess who else has a super important job now.
EE: u don't nee dto guess imma tell u.
EE: THIS GUY.
IA: Y3s.
IA: 3vadn3 was t3ll1ng m3.
EE: i'm workin 4 the gvnmt now.
EE: with a lady that has eight fuckin eyes.
EE: no joke.
EE: she can see all ur illegal hiphaps and now i'm her agent so watch out.
IA: Sounds l1k3 a 8last, dud3. Also t3ll N3va3h 1 sa1d sup.
EE: o u kno her?
IA: 3v3ryon3 knows h3r.
EE: >:/
EE: man here i was thinkin i was special.
IA: Ch1ll, dogg. You ar3.
EE: o dogg. bro...
IA: Th3r3's mor3 wh3r3 that cam3 from.
EE: //touches chest//
EE: i wsn't redy.
IA: Good th1ng 1'm g3ntl3.
EE: s-senpai...
EE: ://O
EE: t-taiyō o massugu watashi ni fakku
IA: G3t your w338ass 8ullsh1t out of my fac3.
IA: My pantsl3ss a8od3 1s sacr3d, can you r3sp3ct that pl3as3 and thank?
EE: watashi ni fuck u in the mouth.
EE: don't test me bro, i got like eight shitty swords with ur name on em.
IA: Mmmmm. 1 d3c1d3d 1 k1nd of l1k3 wh3r3 th1s 1s go1ng.
EE: i mean. i'm confused by u typing out "mmmmmm" like pennywise the clown but i'm glad ur havin a good time.
EE: that's all we're here 4.
EE: 2 have a good time.
IA: Sp3ak1ng of wh1ch... 1 got th1s comm num83r r1ght. 83caus3 1 hung out w1th a guy aft3r clu8 t1m3s and that's just what happ3ns.
EE: o it's story time now. ok i'm listenin.
EE: //shimmies up w/ popcorn//
EE: :o
IA: W3ll, s33. Noth1ng happ3n3d. 83caus3 1 d1dn't know 1t was on th3 ta8l3.
IA: And w3 had a n1c3 t1m3. Cut3 guy, d3af. L1k3s conv3n13nc3 stor3 food and fly1ng.
EE: das cool, das cool.
EE: i mean u got his digits so there's always next time right
IA: Y3ah, 1 gu3ss. Th3n 1 wond3r wh3th3r 1t's worth 1t.
IA: 8ut th3n 1f 1 hav3 to wond3r, th3n 1t's pro8a8ly not. L8r.
EE: idk i mean not necessarily.
EE: it depends on why u wonderin.
EE: me talkin like i got a fuckin atom of exp w/ this shit. but ignore that for now. haha.
IA: H3 cut3 8ut th3n 1'm just... gum wrapp3r and mag1c mark3r, 8ro. Factor all of th1s 1nto a pot3nt1al hook-up.
IA: 1 don't 3v3n know 1f th3 gum wrapp3r 1s h1s, lmao. May83 h3 found 1t on th3 ground.
IA: 1 m3an 1 gotta 83 at l3ast worth som3 k3tchup sta1n3d 8urr1to pap3r. Do you g3t what 1'm say1ng?
EE: mm yea i feel u. i mean mb he was just tryin 2 to be quirky? but who knos.
EE: i'd say if u got doubts ur probably right ,just don't do it.
EE: i wouldn't wanna be somebody's 2nd or 3rd choice even 4 a hook up.
EE: i wouldn't want them 2 be like "man if I GOTTA sleep with this guy i guess iw ill"
EE: u kno.
EE: that would suck.
IA: Y3s. 81t3s a l1l 1nto th3 3nthus1asm and not 1n th3 fun way.
IA: Anyway, g3n3rally "1t sucks" 1s a good way to summar1z3 1t up.
IA: Thanks, man.
EE: np dude.
EE: haha.
EE: nobody's ever asked me bout shit like that b4.
EE: i can live vicariously thru ur shenans.
IA: W31rd. K1nd of l1k3 w3'r3 8ros or som3th1ng.
IA: 8ro...
EE: n so it was written n so it shall b.
EE: they were bros from that moment on.
EE: jk, we were bros b4 that.
EE: time is relative actually so we were always bros and simaltaneously not bros.
EE: bro, i gots 2 bed. again.
IA: 1 was just your 8ro 1n wa1t1ng, my guy. Th3 for3v3r 8ro.
IA: Also y3ah, cool. R3st your fac3.
EE: aight. take care, man. B)
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