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grelfboy · 1 year
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boys don’t want girls or cars, boys want big strong tall beefy bears to give them the softest most loving hug in the world, to cook them a nice dinner with seasonings, and to hold them gently with a nice quiet movie playing while it rains outside
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the-limp-linguine · 7 months
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why my type gotta be guys who would hate crime me??? I just wanna guy with a silly country accent who ISN'T a peace of shit
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mai and zuko bestieism is so important to me
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dating someone who understands you're a work in progress, yet still adores you for the absolute masterpiece that you already are… yea i’d die for a love like that
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sleepyeye17 · 1 year
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Steddie drabble time
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Steve forgets his food. He eats half of it, then gets distracted, sticks it in a pocket or on a shelf, on his desk, once in his sock drawer, and walks away. He’ll find it later and either eat it or throw it out. It’s a bit funny, although he knows it can be annoying to live with. Their housekeeper has issue with it, obviously, because she’ll find candy or chips or cookies smashed up and soaked in the washing machine when she does Steve’s laundry. Past dates have found it endearing at first, then annoying when they borrowed Steve’s sweaters and found the pockets full of crumbs. Nancy never really borrowed Steve’s clothes, but she would sort of sigh whenever she saw his half-eaten cookies left on her desk or his chips in her car. Steve understands that. It is annoying. He knows that. He just gets distracted a lot. Robin will borrow his clothes, and laugh when she finds his snacks in the pockets, and call him a goldfish because of his two-second memory. That’s fine. She's his best friend.
Now he’s the one borrowing Eddie’s clothes, and he tries to make sure the pockets are empty when he returns the hoodies or the pants or whatever. He really does try. But Eddie distracts him more than anyone. He’ll be in the middle of something, and then Eddie walks and Steve is completely overwhelmed by Eddie’s voice, or his hips, or his hair, and he’s totally gone.
He’s on the sofa, Eddie’s feet in his lap. He’s painting Eddie’s toenails, and Eddie is sketching. My Two Dads is on the TV, although they’re not really watching. 
“I’m cold,” Eddie says. “You have a jacket?”
“I have your jacket, actually,” Steve says, grabbing a flannel hunting jacket from the arms of the sofa and handing it to Eddie. 
Eddie puts the jacket on, and Steve suddenly remembers the peach rings he put in the pockets earlier in the day. Fuck. Eddie puts his hands in the pockets and frowns. Then he mutters to himself,
“Aw, fuck yeah, surprise peach rings. I fuckin love peach rings,” and sticks one in his mouth.
Steve is surprised at the sudden tears welling up in his eyes. He bites his lip and blinks fast.
“Woah, hey, what’s up?” Eddie asks quickly. “Sorry, were you saving these?”
“No, it’s not– God, I just love you.”
Eddie stares at him for a minute, a peach ring halfway to his mouth. They’d never said the word out loud before.
“You… do?”
“Yeah. I do. Fuck.” Steve wipes at his face. “Yeah, I do.”
Eddie breaks into a big goofy grin, like the sun.
“I love you too, Stevie. And not just cause you give me peach rings.”
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c4mbion · 2 months
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It's actually really hard to be a dumb puppy cause sometimes ur jerking someone off and then they tilt ur head up and make out with u and u have to use every single ounce of puppy brain power to not get excited and distracted because then u might stop jerking them off and u don't wanna do that cause u want them to feel so good but ur brain is already swimming :(
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ihaveab0y · 9 months
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cinnamorollbf · 8 months
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gay ppl on this site are so funny I keep seeing "me and who" in the tags of yearning posts like me and YOU bitch tf
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touchstarvedpuppy · 18 days
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please please please call me a good boy please i'll do whatever you want
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cryptidfagswag · 10 months
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wanna boy that doesn’t think im annoying, that listens to me ramble and lets me talk when I need to talk and doesn’t mind my hyper moods or that I can’t shut up when we’re watching movies or that im loud or that I can be really touchy, wanna boy that lets me be myself around him
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grelfboy · 7 months
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need to be put outta my misery (be taken on a date by a tall lumberjack built guy in a minnesota forest during the winter and eat some sandwiches while we sit next to each other with my head on his shoulder while we watch cute deer in the distance)
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eerie-candid · 5 months
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*slides this across the table* 🤝
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bikeboyblues · 1 year
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pet names & long distance
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*flirting* are u into guys that might kill u ?
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mlm-blues · 2 days
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waaa i need a bf to take care of me when im sick and make me cups of tea and cuddle me forever :( pleaseee
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st4b-m3-t0-sl33p · 8 months
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I need you
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