johnny cage x reader (gn plz) flirty intro banter heheheheheh TYYYY
intros with johnny cage - flirty banter
overview: intros the reader could have with johnny cage - flirty banter edition!
pairing: johnny cage x gender neutral reader, romantic
genre: fluff, spice
a/n: i was hoping for someone to send in a request like this one! anon, i love you forever and ever - thank you for sending this in. i hope you love this as much as i love you.
Johnny Cage: Happy to see your favorite stuntman?
(Y/N): I don’t see Tom Cruise anywhere.
Johnny Cage: Ouch.
(Y/N): Where’d you get it?
Johnny Cage: The awesomeness? The handsomeness? The-
(Y/N): The audacity.
Johnny Cage: I’m thinking of getting a new tattoo.
(Y/N): You should get a tramp stamp of my name.
Johnny Cage: Close to the ass for a reason!
(Y/N): I don’t understand why you’ve got so many fans.
Johnny Cage: C’mon, I break the handsomeness scale.
(Y/N): Which end of the scale?
(Y/N): What’s up, butterface?
Johnny Cage: The ceiling- wait, what?!
(Y/N): That shut you up real quick.
(Y/N): Your stamina needs some work.
Johnny Cage: Care to help me with that, baby?
(Y/N): God, I hate you.
Johnny Cage: You, me - there’s a connection.
(Y/N): Your body count is higher than Genghis Khan’s. What do you mean “connection”?
Johnny Cage: Jeez Louise, no need to get all jealous!
Johnny Cage: I’m feeling brave today!
(Y/N): Like when you forced me to hold your hand when you got vaccinated?
Johnny Cage: That was one time. One!
(Y/N): Hey, handsome.
Johnny Cage: Hah! I knew you couldn’t resist me!
(Y/N): Why do I even bother?
Johnny Cage: (Whistles) Someone’s lookin’ sexy.
(Y/N): Let me guess, you?
Johnny Cage: Bingo! You know me so well, honey!
(Y/N): Relax, Johnny.
Johnny Cage: I do my own stunts too! What’s so great about that fella?
(Y/N): Very bold of you to compare yourself to Tom Cruise.
Johnny Cage: The things you do to me, sweetheart.
(Y/N): Like kick your ass?
Johnny Cage: Ooh, I’m scared.
Johnny Cage: The things you do to me, sweetheart.
(Y/N): Watch your mouth, Cage.
Johnny Cage: What are you gonna do? Date me?
Johnny Cage: Relax, honey. I’ll be careful with your pretty face.
(Y/N): Don’t hold back, Cage. I can take it.
Johnny Cage: Kinky.
again, i love these so much, please send more in aaaaah!
Tell me whoever else you may want! I want to do a heros one after this, so tell me who you want!
Edit: I’m not even kidding, I was looking for some Erron X Readers, saw this, read this, said “ohh I like that one” and “ew that’s cringy” without knowing this is fucking mine XDXD I looked back at this and just gasped because I fr didn’t think I wrote this
Erron Black
Erron: Ye look a lot like me. Ya one of them alternate universe me’s?
Son: No, but I’m here to kill you unlike what other me’s could do
Erron: Well if I die, tell other me’s to kill Y/N after pulling out
—
Erron: You got my eyes and your mother’s bad attitude
Daughter: And her hatred for you
Erron: Nah, our bloodline is filled with hate
—
Son: I wonder what she saw in you when you first met
Erron: Beats me, I wondered what she saw in the first hundred guys she fucked
Son: I’m gonna make you take that back!
—
Erron: If only I raised you instead, you wouldn’t be this big o’ a pussy
Son: My mother raised me better without you in my life
Erron: Yeah, never mind. You and yer mom are too ignorant to hang around
—
You: Your daughter is a horse girl, y’know. Ya should go show her ‘round here on one
Erron: I’m too busy for that demon girl
You: Of course you are. And she’s a demon because of you
—
Kotal Kahn: You have a child who asked for you
Erron: I don’t have a kid
Kotal Kahn: Well I shall introduce you two after this then
Shang Tsung
Shang Tsung: I have been awaiting this day, my child
Daughter: Why? To destroy every woman’s life who meets you?
Shang Tsung: No, but I wonder what might a limp, pitiful creature such as yourself do when their whore of a mother is killed
Daughter: You are beyond fucked up.
—
Son: I remember the last time I saw you
Shang Tsung: It was quite the tragedy, indeed
Son: You couldn’t fucking stop laughing at me suffer through my mother’s death
—
Daughter: Whenever she died, did you care, father?
Shang Tsung: Why of course, I feared how her death would affect my precious child
Daughter: You feared so much you threw your precious child into the claws of death
Shang Tsung: At least the Kahn didn’t kill you instead.
—
Shang Tsung: When I was your age, it was customary for sons to protect and serve their parents
Son: I protect and serve my mother. You are a mere parasite to me
Shang Tsung: Oh, the parasite within you will enjoy tearing you apart
—
Shang Tsung: Does [child] know we are meeting?
You: She is sound asleep, and I promised she will awaken with her father home
Shang Tsung: She will awaken to her mother in pain so she never wants to see me again
You: All she wants is 5 minutes, Shang!
—
Raiden: You look just like your mother
Daughter: But I’m stronger than she’ll ever be
Raider: And you are as blind as your father
—
Lui Kano:
Baraka
Son: It’s funny that people try to kill me for being your child rather than for being tarkatan
Baraka: How’s that funny?
Son: They’re killing your people to get to you, father. You’re why your people are disappearing.
—
Baraka: Female tarkatan gather, not fight
Daughter: Come on father! One round! You know I’m better than my brothers, anyways
Baraka: This is why you’ll be the man in the family once I’m gone
—
Baraka: My favorite fighter
Son: [daughter] said she fights better!
Baraka: Let us find out then
—
Daughter: I remember the tribe before mother died
Baraka: You will never honor or lay eyes on it again, traitor!
Daughter: I put good deeds over personal victory, father
—
Mileena: You’re beautiful, for being Baraka’s
Daughter: You’re ugly, for being Sindel’s
Mileena: Hehe, I’ll bite that tongue if you don’t, savage!
Kano (he’s so fucking hot)
Kano: Before anything else, ya motha’ came onto me first
Son: I- did not ask
Kano: Well, she asked- she asked for more every night
—
Daughter: My mom is obsessed with you, still
Kano: And lemme tell you, she was crazy over me back then too. A freak, really
Daughter: Are we both talking about [Y/N]?
Kano: Oh yeah, she never told you? She loved me
—
You: Still as fine as the day we met
Kano: You must be thinking of the wrong Kano, but I’d love to show you what the young me can do
You: Yeah, like give me a kid to raise on my own
—
Sonya: I thought I killed younger you already!
Kano: Hah, I always knew me boy would be useful one day
Sonya: Oh, shit- It was your son?
—
Kano: Y/N?
Daughter: Mother died a few years back
Kano: And you look as beautiful as she did
—
Kano: There’s no way. I pulled out!
Son: You pull-out game sucked then
Kano: Like father, like son then, ay?
—
Daughter: Mom said you promised to take me out today!
Kano: Daddy.. was probably drink’n’ ay
Daughter: If I have to drag you all the way out there, I will!
Quan Chi
Quan Chi: I sense demon within you. You aren’t from Earthrealm
Daughter: I’m the perfect mix of holiness and unholiness
Quan Chi: Then you are a worthless mutt
—
You: Shinnok won’t take us fighting lightly. We’re supposed to unify and serve
Quan Chi: I shall not let him take [child] from us
You: You are a traitor
—
Raiden: You betray your realm for what?
You: I am sorry, but my child’s safety is worth more than Earthrealm’s would ever be
Raiden: So you aid the destruction of the safest realm?
—
Quan Chi: My son
Son: Do not call me that, demon
Quan Chi: Your demon workings are put to sleep within you, allow me to show you what you really are inside
—
Daughter: There was a time when mother thought you loved her
Quan Chi: A demon cannot feel love, my child
Daughter: You loved her enough to have me, yes?
Shao Kahn
You: Wait until your queen finds out
Shao Kahn: Finds out what?
You: I am pregnant, emperor. And I am keeping it
—
Sindel: I’ll kill that disgusting monster of a child!
You: Do you speak to their sister that way?
Sindel: Kitana is more royal than your child will ever be
—
Daughter: You know, I was only doing what was good for the kingdom
Kitana: No, you were doing what father would want you to do
Daughter: It is better he likes me than throw me out like he did you
—
Shao Kahn: My little princess
Daughter: Mileena said you were planning of disposing me, father
Shao Kahn: Why ever would I do that?
—
Mileena: I told you not to touch my things, sis
Daughter: I told you not to touch me!
Mileena: Hehe, royal blood just tastes too good to leave alone
—
Shao Kahn: To be emperor, you must be able to defeat me first
Son: I will do you proud, father
Shao Kahn: Not until Kitana is dead, will you make me proud
Can you do the type of dates Mk1 guys will take you on?
idk if yall caught on but i absolutely love making these big ass drabbles for everyone... takes so long but its always so worth it. i got like 3 more in the drafts el oh el
cw: gn reader, juuuust fluff, bonus characters!, proofread
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⎯ Liu Kang
Need I say it? I'll say it anyways. Stargazing. Liu Kang loves taking you stargazing. He'll take you absolutely anywhere in the world. It does not matter that he's lived under these stars for ages and ages. He enjoys seeing Earthrealm's natural beauty. And the stars, of course.
⎯ Bi-Han
Bi-Han prefers private moments with you, so his favorite date is simply a nice stroll. Sure, he could be lavish and drop a whole bunch of money on you, but he feels like that does not display his love properly. He just likes quality time with you, really. A nice, private dinner with you doesn't sound bad, either... or even ice skating. As cheesy as that is for someone like him.
⎯ Kuai Liang
As much as Kuai tries to be simple, he really loves taking you to festivals. As often as he can, of course that kind of amounts to like eight a year. But he loves them, he loves every single aspect of them. Mainly pampering you and buying you all the food you could want. His favorite festival is actually the Lantern Festival, he loves sending off lanterns with you.
⎯ Johnny Cage
Johnny sets up the most fancy, frivolous, and expensive dates for you, always. Truth be told, however, he really just likes a night in with you. Ordering your favorite take-out, cuddling up on the couch, watching one of his favorite movies- which, surprisingly, isn't one of his! He really loves horror movie nights, too. He chooses the corniest movies, and gets kind of disappointed if you don't AT LEAST squeeze his bicep during the scary parts.
⎯ Kenshi Takahashi
I like to think Kenshi is a good ol' fashioned lover boy. He loves extending the date through the whole day. He starts off with surprising you with flowers in the morning, maybe going on for a nice little stroll, have lunch at a quaint little café, and finish it all off with some dancing. Perhaps in the kitchen, or at a club, whichever you choose. Kenshi is actually terrifyingly good at dancing, he's just smooth like that.
⎯ Kung Lao
Madam Bo's. Breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Are you surprised? No. I know you aren't. Kung Lao loves any date that involves food, but enjoying something as simple and humble as a meal at Madam Bo's specifically has been and always will be his favorite.
⎯ Raiden
Raiden loves picnics! Somewhere in the secluded country-side, just enjoying your time with him. A myriad of home-made appetizers and what not. He believes it's one of the most intimate ways to spend time with you. He also loves to admire the way the sun compliments your figure, as well.
⎯ Zeffeero
Zeffeero seems particularly excited when it rains. Of course. It's in the job description. He urges you in the most nonchalant way for a quick stroll in the rain. Which inevitably leads to dancing in the rain. He tries to keep his composure around you, to look like that respectable wizard all the damn time. But you make him crumble, and he just can't help but giving in to breaking that façade with you.
⎯ Tomas Vrbada
Tomas also loves taking you out for dinner at Madam Bo's. Partially because he still feels guilty. But he loves the food there, and he hopes you do, too. To be honest, any time spent with you is worth it. So when it comes to dates, he doesn't exactly have a go-to or a favorite.
⎯ Baraka
Stargazing. The wastes provide a great space away from any sort of light pollution, and truth be told, Baraka prefers any time away from any populated places with you. He's afraid of the backlash you could get, as well as just the overall fear of spreading Tarkat. He knows his place, really. But those moments, deep in the night, where the stars are the brightest make up for all the worry.
⎯ Geras
Geras kind of has... no concept on dates. Like, none. He's a construct, and he doesn't really know much of the human connection. He's content simply by seeing you- which is kind of all your dates amount to. He's busy regardless, he has to watch over the hourglass.
⎯ Syzoth
Would it sound weird if I said Syzoth really liked hiking...? Aside from just cuddling up with you, he likes to explore. Especially with Earthrealm being so new to him. Being all sort of tucked away in the mountains, just with you, where he's free to transform and explore and enjoy his new-found life and freedom just... sparks something within him.
⎯ Havik
Oh boy. Havik also SUCKS at dates. Given his rowdy and anarchist nature, it's really hard for him to find a proper way to settle down and enjoy the day with you. Aside from naps, he genuinely would like you to tag along with him on all his... excursions. Extreme they may be, dismantling some sort of order with you really makes his heart burn for you.
⎯ Shao Kahn
With his status, it's kind of hard to find proper time to take you out. However, when he does, it's always a stereotypical quiet dinner. He's got some pretty damn connections, and somehow always manages to land the right table. Under the moonlight, just talking about your days. He enjoys those quiet, mundane moments.
⎯ Shang Tsung
A day AND night out shopping is really what Shang Tsung loves. He spoils you (and himself), and he's all chatty while you two walk down the market. He's very observant, actually. Any little thing you so much as spend more than 2 seconds looking at is now in your hands. He loves buying you the little things.
⎯ Reiko
Being second in command to Shao, Reiko kind of knows his way around dancing. He's a soldier, yeah, but especially when he's close to the royalty I imagine there's some sort of luxury he has to uphold. Reiko's not the best at dancing by all means, but whenever some sort of ball event starts in Sun Do, he's bringing you. And he gets better, each time.
⎯ Bonus Points! Takeda Takahashi
KARAOKE. Takeda SUCKS at singing, but it's not about that. It is so fun with him. Getting a break from the Shirai Ryu, his father, the special forces, pulling you to some dive, screaming his heart out to some white girl pop, he loves it. And he loves it when you two do those silly little duets. He could care less about how bad he sings, it's just those moments he gets to let loose with you.
⎯ Bonus Points! Hanzo Hasashi
It may come as a surprise, but Hanzo loves little pottery dates. For a man like him, it seems so unlikely. But it's quiet, and actually needs a lot of focus. That's what he likes about it. It's something calming to do, with his love. And he likes to see what you come up with, especially. He kind of sucks at painting, though. So he'll pass off the bowls or cups he makes for you to paint.
Omg hi!! So happy to see someone writing for mk. Is it alright to request (gender neutral) reader doing flirty intros with fujin and kung lao? Or maybe noob!
intros with fujin, kung lao & noob saibot - flirty edition!
overview: intros the reader could have with fujin, kung lao & noob saibot - flirty edition!
pairing: fujin, kung lao & noob saibot x gender neutral reader, romantic
genre: fluff, spice, slight angst
a/n: hey anon! of course! i had a blast writing this! thanks for the request. i hope you love it! (someone needs to catch the oppenheimer reference i snuck in here.)
x fujin
(Y/N): How’s the braid?
Fujin: You did a great job on it.
(Y/N): Can I become your braider from now on?
(Y/N): What’s it like being a demigod?
Fujin: Sometimes, I wish I could lead a simple life… with you.
(Y/N): Your purpose is greater than that, Fujin.
Fujin: I never thought I’d feel this way for anybody.
(Y/N): It hurts, doesn’t it?
Fujin: Like the wind, I must keep flying away, but I will always pass by you.
(Y/N): You almost seem like a mortal to me.
Fujin: How so?
(Y/N): Cause you’re bearable, unlike Raiden.
Fujin: Your eyes are captivating, Y/N.
(Y/N): Have you seen yours?
Fujin: I guess they are pretty bright, aren’t they?
(Y/N): What’s it like to fly?
Fujin: A breath of fresh air.
(Y/N): If I win this, you’re taking me flying.
(Y/N): I can’t imagine the weight of the responsibilities you carry.
Fujin: I certainly have a lot of people to protect.
(Y/N): You protect them, and I’ll protect you.
Fujin: You’re strong and capable.
(Y/N): Much like yourself.
Fujin: Yet I’m not powerful enough to quit yearning for you.
(Y/N): Could you blow a gust of wind my way? I’m sweating.
Fujin: What’s got you so clammy?
(Y/N): Being around you.
(Y/N): I wanna be as cool as you someday.
Fujin: You have a lot to learn, Y/N.
(Y/N): I bet you could teach me.
Fujin: You mean a lot to me.
(Y/N): Not enough, by the looks of it.
Fujin: You could learn something by doing this.
x kung lao
(Y/N): You’ve got an impressive physique.
Kung Lao: Tell me something I don’t know.
(Y/N): Not even a ‘thank you’?
Kung Lao: Does this count as our first date?
(Y/N): Do you see me kicking your ass as a date?
Kung Lao: Bold of you to think you’re gonna win.
(This is based on an intro in the MK11 game!)
Kung Lao: Double date with Liu Kang and Kitana?
(Y/N): I’d rather just go with you.
Kung Lao: You know I could never deny you that.
(Y/N): Don’t get ahead of yourself, Kung Lao.
Kung Lao: I’m beating that prank, just wait!
(Y/N): Just admit that I’m the better prankster.
(Y/N): C’mon, quit frowning so much!
Kung Lao: You like my smile that much?
(Y/N): And your dimples.
Kung Lao: You need to know your worth.
(Y/N): That means a lot coming from Mr. Cocky himself.
Kung Lao: My cockiness is justified.
(Y/N): Don’t go easy on me!
Kung Lao: I won’t - I see what you’re made of.
(Y/N): So you’re admitting I’m winning?
Kung Lao: C’mon, sweetheart, you know you want me.
(Y/N): This is the fifth time you’ve asked this week.
Kung Lao: Not one date?
Kung Lao: Well, you look stunning.
(Y/N): You don’t look so bad, yourself.
Kung Lao: We are one good-looking duo.
x noob saibot
(Y/N): I don’t think you’re all that evil.
Noob Saibot: Think again, Y/N.
(Y/N): I see you, Bi-Han.
Noob Saibot: Join me in the Netherrealm.
(Y/N): You’re too weak to kill me.
Noob Saibot: You will be beside me eventually.
Noob Saibot: Death has no allies.
(Y/N): You don’t scare me.
Noob Saibot: You know I do, Y/N.
(Y/N): It’s painful to see you like this.
Noob Saibot: Now that I’m more powerful than ever?
(Y/N): Now that you’re heartless.
(Y/N): You’ve become a vessel of yourself.
Noob Saibot: I have become death himself.
(Y/N): Bi-Han isn’t “death himself.”
Noob Saibot: I felt something for you.
(Y/N): Felt?
Noob Saibot: Death doesn’t feel.
Noob Saibot: Your soul is the one I want the most.
(Y/N): As long as you’re like this - you’re not getting it.
Noob Saibot: Dare deny your precious Bi-Han?
Noob Saibot: I used to feel.
(Y/N): I’m sorry I couldn’t protect you.
Noob Saibot: You’re the only one I felt something for.