#missed it by that much

[pursuitseternal]

Dark Lord D*ck Measuring Season Two: Happy Haladriel Week

Sauron: You came?!

Galadriel: Well, I suspect if you are paying for your crimes at last along with all these other vile former dark lords, it is worth hearing what you wanted to say…

Sauron: First of all… we are just vibing here… not a lot of punishment.

*Icy Noldor Glare of Suspicion TM*

Sauron: But of course all this time has gotten me thinking of all the regrets I have had in life… *Puppy dog eyes engaged* Like not convincing you to accept me, to be my queen.

Galadriel: I don’t know, you have done some very terrible, abominable things, Halbrand…

Sauron: What kind of sign would it take from the universe to convince you otherwise?

Galadriel: It would have to be something impossible… like…

*Unicorn trots over, neighs, and shakes its mane*

Sauron: That seems pretty impossible if you ask me… *tries to sweep her into his arms*

Galadriel: I don’t believe it… this cannot be real. You, you made this happen, you deceiver! *pushes him off her and storms away*

Sauron: *shouts after her* You came closer to kissing me this time! I’ll just try again in a thousand years, darling!

Galadriel: *screams from a distance* DONT CALL ME DARLING

The Darkling: Who’s calling for me?

Sauron: *glares absolute look of disgust* Not you, pretty boy. *pats unicorn on the rear* Sigh, she said no. Thanks anyway for trying to help, bro.

Loki: *shakes off unicorn form with arrogant smirk* I told you this would never work. A unicorn, really?

Sauron: *shrugs* I had her figured for a horse girl… oh well, next time I’ll get her right where I want her.

#dark lord dick measuring #enemies to lovers so close #missed it by that much #Gal is a horse girl #Proposal attempt 2 #presenting Loki the unicorn #haladrielweek #haladriel week #sauron x galadriel #lots of arrogant sauron #sauron #the rings of power #halbrand #haladriel #rings of power #lotr rings of power #saurondriel #lotr rop #galadriel

[cartoonico]

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go to bed and cry myself to sleep 🥲

#splatoon 3 #splatoon #big run #salmon run #grizzco #nintendo #videogames #missed it by that much #whyyyyyyy #my stuff #screenshots

[toffrox]

God I completely fucked the title of that fic didn’t I 😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂 hey you got 75% right!!

#ask game #hunters gift apollos glow #missed it by that much

[brehaaorgana]

From the book Organizing Solutions for People with ADHD:

Putting a coat on the back of a chair by the door is fine, but if you prefer, use coat hooks and a large catch-all basket for dropping keys, hats, gloves.

Small bookcase end-table next to the couch to store craft projects, books, and other things being worked on for easy access.

Add a storage unit near the dining room table to transition between eating and working there.

Daily toiletry items should be stored in a basket that you can move easily

Extra toiletries and medicine cabinet items go in open shelf/basket storage so they can be seen and used easily. If items no longer fit, purge the excess. Don't obscure the view!

If you disrobe in the bathroom, place a tall hamper in there.

Keep a set of cleaning supplies in each bathroom

Edit: I also have this post on budgeting with ADHD + feel free to check my tags, coz I am trying to remember to tag as needed for this stuff. :)

#i miss having this stuff in place bc i feel like i was doing much better when it was #adult adhd #adhd blogging #adhd

[vamprisms]

hate when streaming services are like.... you can now pay cinema prices to watch new releases at home! not to show my age but if i am watching it on my tv set then it's free??? you think you're an equal to big picturehouse? with no big screen? no big pop corn? you want to charge cinema price to show me a movey in my own house? Honour demands i kill you btw

#i miss her (video store) every fucking day she wouldn't have dreamt of charging so much to show me a movey in my own house #and she'd sell me a pop corn

[mazzystarjpg]

comments from tiktok about siblings

#trying not to cry #i’m in the uk rn and missing my brothers #had to add the mothman comment again bc i love it too much #wake up besties new webweave #webweaving #web weaving #webweave #web weave #parallels #siblings

[michameinmicha]

Do you ever miss a character from a show but not like in the way that you want to rewatch the whole show because theres so much stuff going on and thats not what youre looking for but you miss your boy

#this is about jesse from breaking bad #i miss him :( #but i dont want to rewatch the show cause theres do much bad shit hapening to him #i want to watch another show where he gets to just hang out and chill #mine #breaking bad

[stil-lindigo]

mumbattan's one and only pavitr prabhakar!!

prints

#pav you ray of joy i hope you never change #spoilers// ngl it is objectively hilarious that miles just. prevented pav from experiencing any hubris #keep on trucking pav im sure the universe wont prove you wrong or anything #also im sorry it took me so long to get to him #ive been busy with hobie brainrot which has alleviated. but it did take buying the artbook and an action figure of him so #anyway im rewatching this movie again on saturday i miss these characters so much #pavitr prabhakar #spiderman #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #miles morales #stillindigo art

[watchingwisteria]

listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded psychopath happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.

#seeing some discourse and im not saying lucy grey didnt know #im saying she never dropped the kind of hints that she knew like she did in the movie #or if she did snow isnt worried about them until he very suddenly is consumed by them #snow is not concerned about whether or not she believed him. of course she did! hes snow! #but then shes gone…. for a while…… #and its the sudden immediate drastic unravelling that comes across so clearly in the book #that i knew wouldn’t translate to screen yet still cant help but miss #the hunger games #coriolanus snow #tbosas #lucy gray baird #not a crime or anything just a note that i cannot stop thinking about #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #this is all from memory of reading it quite a while ago. so maybe 3 pages is an exaggeration #but i remember it happening VERY quickly and without much external cause #like we as the reader have no indication as to whether shes nearby or not. #snow has no idea either. he just SUSPECTS. and his suspicion breeds the hatred that has been bubbling inside him all this time #he hates how she undoes him. he hates that he WOULD run away with her if shed let him keep his secrets #and he HATES more than anything that she makes him WANT to tell his secrets #he wants to be vulnerable and reveal the ugly nasty parts about himself and still be loved #but he does not let himself and it is everyone’s downfall #he chooses cruelty bc it is easy and familiar and makes him feel more powerful than the vulnerable give and take that real love requires

[sergle]

the threshold has been crossed, it is now springtime!!

#sergle art #artists on tumblr #illustration #body posi #fat art #body positive #stretch marks #heey it's chboy. skinny penits. i haven't killed myself i SWEAR. i'm still in my cave and i still draw #i hope you like the pieces because i really liked doing the more stylized flowers on the first two #like that actually gave me so much enjoyment doing the flowers that way on miss blue hair

[theeroticlover]

😊😘😊

#intimate #couple #intimacy #touch #romantic #love #kiss #kissing #romance #desire #miss you so much #i miss it #intense #sweet confessions #sweet talks #sweetheart #sweetness #romancelike #romantic couple #tenderness #cuteness #adorable #eroticlover #you and i #yessss #you and me #me and you #couple goals #kiss kiss #kissing him

[majunju]

cold

#twisted wonderland #my art #and here i am. semi back w twst after 2 years (2 years??!!!) #idk got the sudden urge to read a bunch of twst fics and here we r... agn #anyways adeuyuu my loves <3333333333 omg how i missed this lil silly trio (quartet??? w grim??) saurrrr much #ace is surprisingly a gentleman when it comes 2 things like this and deuce is jst naturally sweet

[spicyraeman]

ability to draw bae'zel returned

#bg3 #lae'zel #yall have no idea how much I missed drawing her #I was damn near climbing the walls

[aarchimedes]

for context: I read the hobbit first over the course of two years when I was like 13, but I'm only now starting to read lotr. having a blast tho!

anyways, reblog if you feel like it 🙌🏻

#lord of the rings #the hobbit #lotr #hobbit #yeah guys idk i just feel like most people read it really young #but jolkein is really wordy and idk how y'all got through that at 8 yo #my attention span could neverrrrrr #obviously not as wordy as like. les mis. but you know what i mean. #lots and lots of context all the time. love that for his worldbuilding not so much for my hold on the plot #and yes i have watched the movies #i didn't completely miss the cultural zeitgeist #yay first time making a poll! if you vote or read my tags this far you are a gem 🫶🏻 #edit: i realize i spelled tolkien wrong. i feel like this proves my point #but also i feel like thats something you spell with your heart and not your mind

[mylordshesacactus]

So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate.

Stay with me.

We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.

I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.

It is in no way a collector’s item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyone’s decor, because the colors in it are garish. It’s just a ceramic plate with a gay pirate painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad.

(How do we know the pirate is gay if he’s just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. There’s an energy. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is.)

Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.

My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. It would be on the wall in my grandma’s house, and then her sister would visit, and then it would be gone. She’d visit her sister and the plate would be on the wall and her sister would pretend it had always been there. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. This continued for DECADES.

When the sister died, the Gay Pirate Plate lived triumphantly in my grandmother’s house. And then my grandmother died. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house.

We visit my aunt after the funeral and stay with her for a week or two.

Me, my sister, and our dad. Her brother.

The three of us look at each other. We don’t say anything. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. We notice one another noticing. We say nothing. We come to a silent consensus. We pack up to leave. We get in the van. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad.

I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van. She happily waves goodbye as we drive off.

Two days later my dad gets a phone call that opens with hysterical laughter and “You FUCKING ASSHOLE did you seriously STEAL THE PLATE--”

Anyway. The gay pirate plate lives in my dad’s house currently.

But he’s trying to get me and my sister out to visit him. And plate mounts are cheap.

#gay pirate plate #GOD i wish I had a picture #y'all are not prepared for the gay pirate plate #anyway we don't think my dad should have to miss out on our hijinks #we think he would much prefer to be alive to witness the nonsense #than for us to morbidly wait until he dies to begin the third generation of Gay Pirate Plate

[sopuu]

back to my undertale roots

#i thought the third stock image said skeleton bones. man free at first #sans is up next 👍🏻 soon!! #ouhhh i missed drawing them so much my boys……my all time favs #this blog has come full circle #undertale #papyrus #undertale fanart #my doodles #sopuuart #good soup