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This is seemingly supposed to be Optimus Prime's "battle station". But tell me with a straight face that this doesn't look like Two Trucks.mp3

#MEGATRON TURNS INTO A TANK ON THE SHOW. HELLO. HELLO. art department circa ten plus years ago. are you good. #like WHY DONT THE COLORS MATCH. at minimum. if its supposed to be op's. why does the tank have yellow accents. #megop #transformers #maccadam #mincedthoughts #tf blogging

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I have never seen anything but incredible cute cywhirlgate art but knowing how absolutely filled with melodrama cygate was toward the end of the idw run I think cywhirlgate getting together would be so messy at first. Like Whirl joins them on their travels and him and Cyclonus start having a ton of close and intimate moments right. Cylonus is just as dense about as he was when he was first falling in love with Tailgate like "wow I love traveling with my boyfriend who i love very much and also now my best friend who I care for so very very much and have had a charged history with and charged moments with constantly now that surely mean. nothing more" meanwhile whirl is sitting there while Cyclonus tenderly holds his claws as a friend or whatever with a constant internal subliminal monologue like "I am not in love with Cyclonus I am NOT in love with him i dont even like this guy i dont like anyone and I dont want to get in between anything I am not in love with him. FUCK."

MEANWHILE Tailgate is like oh my god am I losing my boyfriend to WHIRL of all people. What is happening here. Like to him Whirl was that one friend that you dont necessarily dislike but youre just cordial with because of your significant other you know. Very third wheel type situations happening for Whirl. But suddenly its not that anymore. And as time goes on Tailgate is letting it get to how he acts with whirl, like being more stand off-ish. And whirl being whirl he cant help but do the same in response. And cyclonus does not notice this. But THEN right as this is boiling over Tailgate and Whirl end up in some Locked Room situation. Where theyre away from Cyclonus on their own for a little while, like days. And things get so heated and angry that they. make out a little about it. have hate sex even. Then after that since theyre STILL stuck with each other in the locked room, they air it out and bond over their shared love of cyclonus and inclinations towards violence and chaos. And break out of their locked room situation with said violence and chaos. Then they get back to an incredibly worried Cyclonus and Tailgate is holding hands with Whirl and happily goes "me and Whirl had sex, is that great?" thinking this would solve all their problems. only for Cyclonus get all worbly eyed and be like "you cheated on me?* 🥺 You wanna break up with me? 🥺🥺" And Tailgate is ready to flip some tables as he has to lay out how Cyclonus and Whirl have been acting recently. And how all evidence points to Cyclonus being in love with him. Whirl is wisely silent for once, which is basically taken as affirmation by all those who speak whirl-ese. Then Cyclonus is like "so you want me to break up with you... to be with whirl? " because Cyclonus is too stuffy and old fashioned to know what polyamory is or think about being in a threesome*. so only THEN, once whirl and tailgate awkwardly and patiently explain all their feelings and make their case for being polyamorous do they all get together. and theres is a least like three other overdramatic hullabaloos about it when theyre in the introductory phase because they (cylonus again) kind of sucks at polyamory at first.

*this is assuming conjunx is default assumed monogamous. Which. Amica arent. hello mr roberts would you care to comment on polyamory among transformers and how it relates to mpreg pspsps

#draft clearing #draft date of origin: september 19th 2023 #this post is actually both correct and funny BUT i know it gives off huge 'i aint reading all that' energy #like. the formatting alone. #cywhirlgate #mtmte #tf blogging #maccadam #transformers #mincedthoughts

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Northeastern american mood this week

#very bad no good air quality. my throat is starting to bother me. dislike that. #legend of zelda #totk #mincedthoughts #can you believe its been almost a month and im still averaging six hours of zelda a day. while working fulltime. i love being normal.

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Literally stop using the app. Stop using it. You know how ao3 has no app because of apple store fuckery so we all just type www.archiveofourown.org into our mobile browsers. Brother. Type in www.tumblr.com in there. There is not a single advantage I can think of to the app, except the increbily niche one where its better at pulling time stamps on deleted posts for some reason. Only they borked that too recently.

Stop using the app.

#old man yells at cloud dot jpg #the time stamps thing ive use to date posts on the heritage blog sometimes. #it used to work on drafts. then only on reblogged posts. now sometimes it doesnt work at all. #its the only reason the app isnt gone from my phone completely. #desktop is always the prefered option. ALWAYS. #can we all be twee about our laptops again like its 2013? please. i'd love that for us. #tumblr #mincedthoughts

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grif says simmons first name. casually. what if I died.

it is so SO good and correct that their first sexual encounter was a BJ and that it brings into question if it "counts" as gay sex. incredible grimmons trope straight out of my headcanons. mr weight. when I say you get it.

lesbian bisexual overly preoccupied with getting the gay boys together? check. (among other things for her to do, thankfully.) but also. she gets it. mr. weight. you get it.

this is like the miles' s14 mercs episode where he copied fandoms facecanons for felix and locus. but for canon grimmons.

#and i ate it up then and im eating it up now!!! #rvb blogging #fuckin OTP man #mincedthoughts

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I am so sorry for this but I did not find a SINGLE post about this year's mavin anniversary tweet in any of tumblr's tags. And the thing is. I want it on my blog.,

#2021 when they skipped the anniversary tweet. the world was truly in a dark place. now i need this here. as a reminder that love is real. #Lord help me #mavin #Achievement Hunter #mincedthoughts

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Someone out there is definitely drawing the natural extension of this where Bravern licks his chest right. asking for a friend.

#and that friend? me. #sorry. the thought of them making out sloppy style IS preoccupying my thoughts. #i love it for them....... #bravern spoilers #bang bravern #mincedthoughts #also while im throwing my coins in the wishing well. would the fanartists also consider removing isami's bread roll eight pack. thank you.

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funniest moment in the new bravern ep is when lieutenant girl hears isami losing his shit inside bravern and she gets moony eyed like "wow... he [isami] is so cool" girl WHAT.

second funniest moment is when lewis is like "oh shit... shes dead" and the next time they cut back to him in the hotel room trying to revive her he's not wearing a shirt??? BOY WHAT.

third funniest moment is when the goo is coming in the cockpit and I think to myself "just like Evangelion's LCL lol" only then bravern goes "its just like... The Abyss" BRAVERN. WHAT.

#may i just say as someone who missed tf tumblr's initial brave police AND iron leaguer phases many years ago. i am delighted to be here. #mincedthoughts #bang bravern

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>seeing mechanic girl get all excited about robot specs and calling bravern handsome last episode

shes just like me, fr

>seeing mechanic girl get all excited about isami and smith wiggling around on each other homoerotically during their boxing match this episode

shes just like me, fr

#woman of my dreams #bang bravern #mincedthoughts

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ep11 of bang bravern had everything. beach episode. food porn. interrupted gay sex. goofy bad guy that goes down in one hit. rival fight for no reason except it looked really cool. robogore and angst.

the whiplash was incredible. I love this show.

#thinking about the gay xeno almost sloppy makeout and then thinking about the bravern's gay death scene in the same sitting and its like. #whew. whew lads. #bravern spoilers #bang bravern #mincedthoughts

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watching Bravern confess his love and basically tackle kiss Isami

#WHEN I TELL YOU I HOOTED AND HOLLERED #lets goooooo #present tense bc dont even worry about the episode ending. dont even worry about it. #theyre having the freaky xeno sex right now source dude trust me. #bravern spoilers #bang bravern #mincedthoughts

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Let Lewis pilot a living robot. My man jumping straight into the goo just for the chance. He's trying his best and he deserves a robot being gay for him. Thank you.

#LET LEWIS PILOT A LIVING ROBOT. HES TRYING SO HARD. HIS BEST EVEN. #im withholding full judgement until future eps BUT right now a drift compatable bot with a barely there consciousness is not the same. yet. #bang bravern #bravern spoilers #mincedthoughts

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Dabb era forever, it may have made the biggest fumble in NFL history at the end but they gave Castiel A SON. Did everyone see that? They gave him A SON. Castiel had A BABY BOY.

#(he was also dean's son too but insert 'this aint about him' meme here) #mr carver im so sorry but i think your era peaked when you made misha collins shave his chest. #and i cannot WAIT. to get to dabb era in the rewatch. #mincedthoughts #brainworm tag

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The Smith = Bravern theory is huge to me btw. Whats better than being inside a robot? BECOMING the robot and THEN scoring a human.

#it makes so much sense. bravern's intimate knowledge of smith and earth culture like The Abyss. #their shared love of super sentai style shows and collectables #kronk voice its all coming together #bravern spoilers #bravern blogging #mincedthoughts

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exactly five years to the day since Grif and Simmons had sex in the supply closet 🥰🥰🥰

#in the supply closet!!! #fuckin OTP man #grimmons #rvb #red vs blue #mincedthoughts #rvb blogging

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getting some very distinct energies from the Good Omens Hillywood Parody

#by which i specifically mean this will be painful in hindsight. in case you were wondering. #insert jessica lange meme here #good omens #supernatural #mincedthoughts #when i tell you i yelled at my screen when she said this. lord. #july 28th though! thats fun. #gomens blogging