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#million: kill technoblade
marshmellowjay · 11 months
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Can you do any Fandom of your choice react to y/n as a vampire:3 pls
Mcyt react to Ancient!Vampire!Reader
ft- C!Technoblade, C!Lmanburg!Wilbur, Platonic!C!Philza, Platonic C!Bench trio, C!Niki
(Im going for a old school type vampire who loves their tea-cups)
(e/c) - eye color
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C!Technblade
You and Technoblade met wayyyy back before the dream smp. This was when Techno still had millions of followers.
You both eventually fell in love and ruled his empire together.
Techno noticed your odd diet and tendencies long before you both started dating so he wasnt surprised when you told him you're a vampire.
He is actually quite happy about it since hes the blood god after all.
He loves the blood filled rubys that you give him, even though your already dating.
he also likes how your eyes can change from red to (e/c)
By the time the dream smp comes around you both are married so he is more protective then when you were dating, He makes sure no-one finds out what you are.
He loves how you are so fancy even after millions of years and he laughs when you complain about Tommy touching your ancient and fragile tea cups or when you ripped your favorite dress/suit.
He doesnt mind the blood at all, Just make sure to not spill it. Blood is hard to get rid of. (he loves your sharp teeth)
He may even try to convince you to turn him. hes thought about it.
C!Lmanburg!Wilbur
Now during the beginning of L'manburg he had no idea, He was too busy building and doing is president duties.
But during the wars it became more visible, Wilbur noticed your eyes flashing red from time to time due to you not having time to get your fill.
After the first war had calmed down a bit he finally asked you if you not human. You explained and he was a bit scared but he brushed it off and asked a bunch of questions.
He loves your aesthetic and thinks its funny how you hate when people touch your tea cups. he does get a bit queasy when you drink your fill in front of him.
He tries to think of it as wine when you drink from your tea cups but the iron smell gets to him sometimes. (he did try to convince you to turn him once though.)
He got a blood filled ruby from you and was confused before he figured out you were trying to court him
He was so flustered and flattered
Platonic C!Philza
He is such a papa bear when it comes to you I swear.
He met you one day during his adventures when you were still a fledgling and he never let you go.
He always makes sure you get your fill, he once tried to give you animal blood and it did not go well
He does like your aesthetic though, he has his own set of ancient tea cups you gave him as a gift.
He has them locked up in a display case and only takes them out when you guys have tea time. The rest of sbi know not to touch them. (they figured that out the hard way)
He isnt really fond of seeing your glowing red eyes in the dark but he still thinks they are pretty cool.
He wasnt fond of the teething when you were a fledgling and still has scars.
Platonic C!Bench trio
Now Tommy knew from the start. He caught you drinking from your tea-cup and knew immediately. He grew up with wilbur and techno for gods sake.
He was not shocked nor scared, he sees you as a big-sister/big-brother figure so he is glad you can protect yourself and him if needed.
He once tried to steal your cup and it did not go well.
Tubbo thought it was cool when he found out.
He asked to be turned one time but you talked him out of it.
He likes that you have superspeed and asks for piggy back rides all the time lol.
He doesnt mind the blood at all. Hes seen many things.
Ranboo found out from tommy and tubbo so he was a bit calm about it but he was still scared.
He tried to get over it but he just gets the hebejebes
He still hangs out with you but please keep the blood to a minimum.
he does like your teacups though, he thinks the glass ones are pretty.
C!Niki
Niki didnt know until you told her
She was to busy baking and trying to kill Tommy with Jack manifold.
When she found out she was honestly terrified. Shes heard rumors of vampires before and how they were violent and crazy.
But when she realized you were nothing like that she was chill.
She tried to get you to help her kill tommy a couple of times but you always refused.
She loves your dresses/suits so much.
If you ever ask her to become a vampire she will turn you down so fast. she wants to stay mortal thank you.
Drinking your fill around her is fine but dont spill any blood.
she has her own limited edition tea cups, just not nearly as ancient.
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zeta-in-de-walls · 4 months
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i would disagree about dream being fully deplatformed. he definitely hasn’t been hitting the heights he used to, but he still gets millions of views. other ccs like niki and bella poarch still go to his concerts, people who have spoken up in support of him and piggy backed off his success are still popular and being included (see: bbh being on the qsmp, george being in karl’s latest thing). he’s in the process of being deplatformed but hes not there yet.
(also. i looked at his posted videos to see if he’d been doing worse and one of them is him dueling a techno cosplayer from like five months ago and it makes me kind of sick.)
Yeah, I wouldn't say he's fully deplatformed either. It's very possible he'll never get there - 30million is just such a big platform to kill dead. And there are people in the world who just don't care that he's a terrible person.
Still a year ago, I think people were genuinely afraid he'd be able to ignore the allegations entirely, that they'd get swept under the rug and Dream would continue making content and it would get ignored just like so many other things got ignored. That all the other CCs would keep making content with him and pretend they didn't exist. Maybe they even wouldn't know about them.
But people do know. The word has gotten around and the evidence has piled up. Dream fans can't just ignore it. The general feeling on Dream on the internet is that he is a terrible person who is most likely a groomer - this isn't something that only a small group of MCYT fans say that gets generally ignored. Only the most casual fans on youtube might be unaware and they are at least a big distance away from the content creator.
Like don't get me wrong. I know his platform isn't dead. But I also think he's lost so much respect and so much of his platform and part of the reason he still draws so much attention is because he attracts so much controversy which is so enthralling to spitewatch.
(And agreed it makes me so uncomfortable how Dream has used Technoblade since his death. He really is so incredibly disrespectful and I hate that continued association.)
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koreanbibliophilegirl · 9 months
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Part three of incorrect quotes for my dsmp superpower AU wee woo
(Credit: Quotes are from ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator!)
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(At a restaurant)
Sam: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Ponk: Okay.
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Sam: Orange soda, please!
Ponk: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Hannah: Me too, strawberry soda.
Sam:
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Niki: While I'm gone, Tommy, you're in charge.
Tommy: Yes!!!
Niki, whispering: Bad, you're secretly in charge.
Bad: Obviously.
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Aimsey: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million primes?
Tommy, turning to Tubbo: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-a** house.
Tubbo: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Tommy: Good thinking.
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Ranboo: I trust Tubbo.
Techno: You think he knows what he's doing?
Ranboo: I wouldn't go that far.
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(After Techno offers to coach Benchtrio in vigilante-ing)
Tommy: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Technoblade does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
Ranboo, who works with Techno at the library: If Techno were to jump off a cliff, he would've done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Techno jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Tommy: You jump off a cliff!
Ranboo: Gladly. Provided Techno did first.
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Foolish: Eret, what do IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Eret: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.
Foolish: Oh okay then, I love you too. I'll just ask Tina.
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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Bedwars please come to the front desk?
Purpled, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: (Points to Quackity and Punz)
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Q and Punz: We got lost :(
Purpled: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
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Foolish: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
Punz, desperately trying to keep his mafia status a secret from Foolish, trying and failing to come off as casually joking: You people already know too much about me.
Sam, who lowkey suspects Punz is mafia: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.
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Tubbo: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
Purpled: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Tubbo: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. B*st*rdous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Hannah: Edible.
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Bad: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Skeppy: Three words.
Bad:
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Ant: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Ponk: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the d*mn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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Sam: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Ant: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Kristin: This is bothering me.
Velvet, abusing his Ghost Powers™️ and floating on his stomach next to her head: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Kristin: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
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Tubbo: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Technoblade: You're 16 years old.
Tubbo: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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George: I slept for almost 12 hours, but I might still be tired, so lets go for 12 more just in case.
Sapnap: George, that's a coma.
George: Sounds festive.
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Ponk, looking over Hannah's wing, ripped and shoddily sewn up years ago: How would you rate your pain?
Hannah, traumatized and emotionally scarred at the loss of something that had been taken for granted her entire life: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Sam: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Kristin: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Phil: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Techno, bleeding out and mildly delirious, attempting to joke: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially.
Phil, desperately: YOUR BLOOD TYPE.
Techno: Ohhh. B positive.
Phil: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Techno:
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Sam: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.
Boomer: No, it's my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police.
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Ant: You kill people for money?!
Punz: I can explain!
Ant: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
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Wilbur, who just came home: So what's for dinner?
Fundy, staring at the sourdough bread he somehow, SOMEHOW, burnt: Regret.
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Niki, going over Tommy's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Tommy: Yes.
Niki: Okay... may I know what you create?
Tommy: Problems.
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[Part 1] [Part 2]
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defectfile1wav · 2 years
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DSMP characters, but I dress them as characters they remain me of: THE SYNDICATE
/ PART 1 / ??? / (THIS ONE WILL TAKE A WHILE)
This is just an excuse to put them into funky clothes and to think about characters.
Quick character comparison under:
NIKI NIHACHU as Guillermo de la Cruz WWDITS
- Let down too many times.
- Very nice, sweet and very fuck up.
- "The only reason you're alive is because I. Let. You. Live"
- I'm so sorry Honey, I can't believe you're surrounded by idiots
- "*Breaks someone's neck* Sorry, I'm in a silly mode."
- Apocalypse Victorian meets Grandma Sweaters
- *Looks at the camera like they're in the office*
- "Yeah, I can help with that, but I'm on my break, sooooo...."
- A little pathetic meow meow in their room under stairs / underground.
- "Love you bestie! *Trows gasoline on you and lifts a match*"
TECHNOBLADE as BLACKBEARD OFMD
- "Haven’t died yet, have I? Maybe we should try that."
- Bored as fuck. 
- He wears fine things well
- INTIMIDATION
- Dressed for a runway, not a whole bloody fight.
- Burned a ship / town down.
- He has cut fingers and made people eat them for fun
- Sneaky bastard. 
- FUCKERIES is his middle name.
- A menace with a good sense of humor
- Loyal 
- "Stab me"
PHILZA as Karl Heisenberg RE8
- "Your funeral."
- Body horror
- Trauma? Build a whole factory / basement for your weird shenanigans
- Family Issues.
- Killing family members.
- A fucking manic with manners.
- Destroyed a whole city for the funnies.
- "This hat is glued to my head"
- Short king.
- With a million of silly little henchmen. 
RANBOO as MK - Lego Monkey KIng.
- Found himself being the main character by accident.
- G E N D E R . 
- Powerful kid who doesn't really know what he's doing.
- Manipulated for someone he considers as a "mentor / friend".
- Needs a kick of confidence.
- “You’re a really nice kid”
- His mentor is an animal self-aware god.
-"I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die"
- Self destructive tendencies.
- "IF ONE MORE OF MY FRIENDS, FLIES (DIES) OFF TODAY, I’M GONNA LOSE IT!”
- Sees a literal monster and goes, "He’s build like a friend”
- His brain cells come and go, and that’s okay.
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ladyddanger · 2 years
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C!Quackity and c!Technoblade but they have to go shopping for a gift for c!Wilbur. It’s three hours of the most passive aggressive pettiness possible. C!Quackity takes everything as an insult. He keeps trying to “subtlety ” kill Techno. He causes millions in property damage but ever actually kills Techno. C!Techno can’t kill Quackity because this is a new shirt he doesn’t want to get blood on so he settles for holding things over Quackity’s head where he can’t get them. Which is really funny until C!Quackity bites him. Their gift to Wilbur is a pen from the SnowChester police department gift shop.
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kurikaki · 2 years
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I met my boyfriend in an otome game
Veni,vidi,vici ("I came; I saw; I conquered")
Technoblade is a gamer. A good one too if he says so himself. He put hours and hours of practice to sharpen his skills. He was proud of how far he came.
A gamer with subscribers you can count on one hand and still have a few fingers left to a gamer with millions of subscribers.
When he transmigrated in an otome game, he never heard of or played before. A floating blob giving him the tutorial.
"You need to beat the game to get home," the blob says, without moving its mouth but the voice is still heard loud and clear.
"An otome game?" Technoblade scoffed, thinking how many action games he beat in nightmare mode. "On easy mode? This will be easy."
"You want it in nightmare mode?" The blob asks, the painted smile on its face not moving. But he can hear the hesitation in its voice.
"That's it? It's too easy." Technoblade says when he noticed only the save points were removed.
"You just need to finish the game and you'll get back to your world." It repeats. "Don't worry when you die you only get back to your last save point or in your case, since you chose nightmare mode. The beginning."
Then when the game starts he died over and over again.
The mobs were okay. They were easy to kill, even when he have no armor and only have a wooden sword. Sure. At first, it was a bit strange but it was like Technoblade was playing VR.
But the mobs made him let his guard down. It made him underestimate the people. The people who don't have the morals of an otherworlder like him. He treats them like people but they're not. They play to different rules.
It frustrates him because the first time Technoblade died was because of The Button. Wilbur's suicide bombing takes everyone, his allies and his enemies.
"Why would he do that? I was nearly done with the first arc!"
"Do you a mo-
"Again!"
And he died from a rocket to the back he didn't even see the one who killed him.
"Wha- I was nearly done with the first arc!"
"But that wouldn't change anything. You choose the nightmare mode. Remember? You have no save point"
"...."
And he died again.
Dream, the homeless man, approaches proposing a deal. Technoblade, tired of repeating the first arc, agreed
Technoblade lies in bed, staring at the ceiling and wonders if Dream lied.
Dream is a blob that introduce technoblade to the mechanics of the game.
The nightmare mode is getting back Dream's back to his body destroying the dreamon. And making DreamXD reunite to make his soul whole.
[True Ending] Veni Vidi Amavi ("I came; I saw; I loved")
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frstfairy · 1 year
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𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙨
"Only a small percentage of people that watch my videos are actually subscribed"
Creating his channel on February 8, 2014, but he only started uploading regular content in July 2019. His main focus of content circles around the famous block game “Minecraft”.
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He initially gained attention after he was able to find the Minecraft world seed belonging to the famous YouTuber “Pewdiepie”, he was able to find out the seed by using reverse engineering techniques
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His rise to fame was in no way based on luck. His online growth and fame were all thanks to dream's dedication to studying youtube, its algorithm, and Reddit.
Dream's more famous Youtube series is titled " Minecraft Manhunt, a format where Dream attempts to complete a speedrun of Minecraft without dying all the while another player or a team of players ( the "hunter") attempts to kill the runner or foil his plans and progress. The first video in the series titled "Beating Minecraft But My Friend Tries To Stop Me '' was published on December 26, 2019. Further down, the number of hunters increased reaching up to 5 players. The final episode of the series was uploaded on February 26 2022 and has 53 million views as of today.
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Another project that Dream has garnered massive amounts of fame was the " Dream SMP".Although at first, it was only a private survival multiplayer world with his two close friends. Over time, more Minecraft content creators, such as TommyInnit. Technoblade, and Wilbur Soot. The Dream SMP became very well known. Its main feature according to fans was the roleplay, with major events being loosely scripted in advance and most of its content and lore were all improvised with Dream being the main antagonist.
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After hiding his face from his audience for six long years, The man decided to show his face to the world on October 2, 2022. The face reveal video garnered an astounding 45 million views.
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eth3alflame · 2 years
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You know what? You wanna know what I believe? The gods seen how good Technoblade was at surviving and had to shoot him down before he got stronger.
This man has 12 million people that would either die or kill for him. 12 MILLION. They seen how many followers he has gained and had to take him out before he gained more and overthrew whatever hierarchy of gods they have.
A pity though. By the time all of us join him we'll just see the aftermath of him winning.
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elmflowers · 1 year
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FLOWCHI ELMFLOWERS YEAR IN REVIEW!
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My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
technoblade is the reason i got into mcyt again and how i got into dsmp in the first place. i dont have anything revolutionary to say that people havent said already, but he’s touched millions of lives and i will forever be thankful for the content he produced and the effort that was put in to entertain his audience.
his content helped me through many times in my life and he was loved by many. i wish his family the best. good game, man.
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2sday
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#3
okay okay like, express ur feelings n all but have you ever considered that on some level i have always understood that these hands of mine clumsy, not clever? and tried to do the best that i could, but try as i might i could not bring myself to hold you?
124 notes - Posted April 4, 2022
#2
Qi Rong: I would kill for you! Please ask me to kill for you.
Gu Zi, who knows that he is literally his father's moral compass and the only thing that stands between civilians and death via fire: No, dad.
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My #1 post of 2022
“tim drake should be the next batman” this and “luke fox should be the next batman” that. you fools. they should all be batman. there just should be ten batmans running around gotham. im talking stephanie brown. cassandra cain. jason todd. tim drake. damian wayne. luke fox. harper row. duke thomas. barbara gordon. minhkhoa khan also for some reason. all of them. they all should be batman. at the same time. they work batman shifts. dick grayson is exempt because he doesnt want to be batman.
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ithekingofweeds · 2 years
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A Tribute To A Titan🧡
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I woke up this morning, to a community post of Technoblade by molzeysketch. After a quick, curious skim through of the comments, I searched up his name.
I was greeted with a barely 5 hour old video. The last one of them all.
I reeled, and processed and cried and mourned a man I didn't even know, and I have been for the past 8 hours now, while pondering my own last message to him.
I am aware that to him, logistically, I am nothing more than a number amongst more than 10 million others. Sentimental ly, I may have held the value that a dog across the ocean has to someone who says they like all dogs even though they've never met anywhere near even a percent.
And to me, he was not a friend, I didn't know him. I know what he showed. But what he showed is adored. He was a comforting voice when silence was too loud and music too much. He was a good laugh on days where smiling seemed pointless. And he and his friends were a small glimpse of the fact that mutual love and respect does indeed exist in full.
I mourn for his family, and for his friends, having lost their loved one. It'll never be the same, and I hope they can keep eachother safe. Let them grieve for now, everyone. I mourn for the Minecraft community as a whole, for loosing a Greater King. I for mourn our community, for loosing a beloved creator.
Cancer is a retched thing. It's ravaged my family for generations, but it's only as of late that I've pondered how I actually feel about it.
It doesn't hate, it just takes. It has no mind that maliciously tell it to, yet it steals and hurts and kills.
I dont like how its fundamentalized in language. You don't fight it. Fighting implies some form of equal enemies, it implies skills and strategies and leeway to improve. Sure, saying "you survived your battle with cancer" sounds wonderful, but what of the opposite? Do not tarnish the memories by claiming they are a loser in a fight that has no contestant except for maybe your own body for unknowingly, accidentally creating a cancerous cell. If anything, consider it a draw, as the cancer died with them.
But Techno won. He won so, so much. He wrote so himself, he would do it all again even with a hundred offered chances. He won his friends, his community, his success, everything.
A legend, a king, taken far, far too early. All the what ifs that only scortch and burn. The future rushes us like a maddened bull, but in the end, it always flinches first and settles into the present. We can do very little but breathe in, breathe out. There's both agony and catharsis in the knowledge that the world has not stopped turning. But for today, we are millions, scattered all across the world, mourning and crying for one singular person. And how beautiful, to have so many bow their heads in solidarity for your life. Being mourned is human right, and he has so, so many. Mourning is the remembrance of something great. It is the pain of knowing that things won't be the same.
Comfort is the answer to all life's problems. It doesn't solve them, but it makes them more distant for a bit. Keep eachother safe, seek out communities and just talk for a bit. My DMs are open right now if you don't have anyone else
If there is such a place, I know Techno will triumph the kingdom of God, and watch us from his throne, chuckling and calling us crybabies. He got spectator mode while the rest of us nerds remain in survival. Good fighting king, and here's to the absolute rediculous astonishment we may face when we pass on and come face to face with him, laughing at us about how we fell for the 'Dave' thing.
I am not a religious person. I believe that we cannot know if or not there is something greater. I don't have a particular religion, --a particular tale of afterlife to be precise--, that I gravitate my agnostisism around.
But I hope that there is somewhere in the stars or beyond the sunset that he may reunite with family and friends again one day.
'Are we living a life that is safe from harm?'
Of course not. We never are. But that’s not the right question. The question is are we living a life that is worth the harm?
It might feel like your life is unraveling, but your life cannot unravel. Your life is your life. You haven't lost it. It's just different now
Goodbye King
In our hearts, memories and mind, truely;
Technoblade never dies
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hydrangea-moobloom · 1 year
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absolutely in love with Scar telling Mumbo he can have as many diamonds as he wants from his pillar and bringing him not one, but four shulker boxes full of goodies and building materials like Mr. Jumbo you are so beloved
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#4
I may be very new to Hermitcraft, and Grian lore especially, but between the Entity and the Rift he “created” it seems suspiciously Watcher related
128 notes - Posted April 13, 2022
#3
Oh, I cannot wait for the inevitable Grian heist episode into Mumbo’s vault. He will find a way in even if it takes all season.
158 notes - Posted May 1, 2022
#2
Thinking about an Afterlife inspired dsmp au. 
For those who aren’t aware of Afterlife’s premise: everyone has ten lives and a random origin. When they die, their origin is randomly rerolled.
So!
Tommy’s origin when he joins is imp-like. It fits his mischievous personality and tendency towards pranks during those early days when wars were just for fun and nobody got hurt. They were all still friends at the end of the day.
Tubbo’s second origin is more notable than his first. After dying in the Final Control Room, he respawns with thicker skin; more difficult to pierce and cut through. He credits his shulker abilities during his spy days as he smuggled information and documents to and from Pogtopia. It was easier then, to lock up his emotions into a neat and tidy box. He misses it sometimes.
Wilbur joins the server with wings. And just like his father, he is considered untouchable. His revolution shakes the smp down to its roots. His ideas set history in motion. After his first death during the revolution, he's suddenly grounded. Still, he presses forward. When he’s killed escaping into exile; his rapidly declining mental health and paranoia warps his origin. Dark thorns sprout around his throat, choking him. The vines overwhelm him, and not even he’s immune to their sting.
Tubbo loses his second life with a flash of colorful light and a bang. In what feels like a cruel twist of fate, he’s dealt the same origin as Schlatt: a goat. He mostly hides it during his presidency in shame, but after establishing Snowchester he fully embraces its stubborn nature. He won’t let anyone push him around ever again.
Tommy doesn’t get to enjoy his third origin much. It’s a painful switch: Wilbur losing his wings only for Tommy to gain his. The pain in his brother’s eyes and the guilt gnaws at him, so Tommy binds them away, so they won’t be seen. He’s finally able to fly; a dream he’s had for years, but he’s never felt more grounded. He cries when Ghostbur manifests, a pair of whole wings on his back as if they’d never been lost at all. 
Dream clips his feathers during exile. Tommy dully thinks it’s a waste of time. No one ever taught him to fly.
Tommy is the one to finally slay the server dragon: Dream. The shattering of his mask, the wet crunch of his skull splitting twice. No one knows what Dream’s second origin would've been; he was still manifesting when Tommy drove the Axe of Peace into his head. It’s poetic. Tommy never knew his either: after the final control room, Tommy had stumbled from his respawn, discs clutched in his hands and skin still knitting together as he called for a duel.
Dream doesn’t know what to expect when he revives Tommy. Perhaps cheating death will unlock something new and terrible. Powerful. Something Dream can manipulate for his own gains.
Tommy opens his eyes and he's just human. Painfully, quietly, human with no cool powers or special abilities. It feels like a sigh of relief. He’s not special. He’s not. He just wants to live. Is that too much to ask for?
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Mumbo really clocked Grian with the fake vault, huh? Just standing there and watching Grian fly into it over and over like “yes, I am enriching my pesky bird with a toy that has no reward.” 
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Inspirational Person Research Paper
bro i did a whole essay thing for Techno and I kind of just ranted for some of it because I really like talking about like the potato war especially and everything he did and just
A--- LOOK
“Technoblade never dies.” This is one of the most famous quotes from Technoblade ever, where he’s usually doing some cool thing in Minecraft, be it winning a duel, roleplaying in a server as an antagonistic-like character, or just saying it for the meme, it is likely that you have at least seen it once. Especially since according to YouTube’s tribute to Technoblade called “Technoblade Never Dies”, it’s stated that “an average of 300 new videos with ‘Technoblade Never Dies’ in the title are uploaded every day.” Technoblade, or Alex was born on June 1st, 1999, and died around June of 2022 at the young age of 23. He lived in San Francisco, California, and had three sisters and one brother, as well as a dog named Floof. He’s taken a fencing class before in middle school and was in California for the start of his career in YouTube until after his gap year in 2018 where he graduated high school, moved to Chicago, Illinois, started college and became an English major for over a year before dropping out and returning to San Francisco. An addition to this is that he’s been diagnosed with ADHD, yet it is unsure of when, but in a post on a Hypixel Forum from September 27, 2014, he states, “I have ADHD, that was a fully comprehensible and flowing paragraph of nonstop wisdom to me,” to a post with a long sentence that contains zero breaks or pauses. The first reason he is inspirational to me had to be back in July of 2020, where he was invited as backup for Calvin & xNestorio in Minecraft Ultimate because half of their team had dropped out, but since Technoblade is known as a professional at PVP, the organizer said that if Techno joined, then they would have to be the only 3-player team in a game with 56 other teams, equaling to 217 players not including their team according to the side bar in the video, but there might be less due to old members possibly still counting.
In this tournament, he absolutely nerfed everyone alongside his team, starting the Technoplane meme when he flew around with his elytra while his teammates rode on top of him, and breaking the old record of the highest number of kills in the tournament with a combined 116 kills, with the previous record being 19.
The event had raised $36,264 for charity, which almost a third of that he raised, the exact number being $11,625, which was donated to the Miracle Foundation, a charity that supports orphans. It's also ironic because it's been a running joke that his parents were killed by orphans, and in fact has a sword in the Dream SMP called "Orphan Obliterator". The second would have to be The Potato War (Late 2019-Mid 2020), when Technoblade had seen that he had been making a ton of potatoes (242,000/day) on Minecraft due to potato minions on a server called Hypixel, in one of its games called Skyblock, and decided to get the #1 rank on the potato leaderboard, which you get by having farmed the most potatoes. It was also because he was in the top 50 already, and the #1 was a guy called im_a_squid_kid.
With his goal confirmed, he decides to get to know his enemy by going through the forums on Hypixel.net and discovered a post from September where Squid Kid bragged about being rank #1 in potatoes, having 4 million during then. Technoblade went through his profile and found a post weeks later where he had stated that he was around 7 million, so then Technoblade put the two dates together and calculated the slope to estimate Squid Kid’s growth, but then later found out he could just go to his island and figure it out from there.
Basically, so on and so on where Technoblade tends to one-up Squid Kid, meanwhile Squid Kid is still a few steps behind. By around after the first video, I’m not sure if he already streamed before, but he was doing twitch streams as due to being in Techno’s video led to more viewers for him and helped grow his community.
In fact, in I believe the third video, Squid Kid actually complained about being unable to replant potatoes immediately after picking them up compared to melons or watermelons, which are much more efficient to farm because you don’t need to replant them, while for potatoes, with a huge multi-layer farm, half of that time spent on the potatoes is replanting them, and by the time you go back to the bottom, some of them have already regrown. But due to this, the admins added a new update where the potatoes replant when you have a hoe with the enchantment called “replenish”, which is a custom enchant.
The two had also been working hard on getting bonuses to help get even more potatoes farmed that included the legendary rabbit pet, which had a farming bonus where farming minions work 0.3% faster and leveling it up to 100 got a bonus of 30%.
In fact, in the second video, it is revealed that Technoblade has chests upon chests of materials for Flycatchers, which increases the speeds of minions by 10%. The problem with that is that it’s hard to create them in the first place, because they have less than a 1% chance to drop from a high-level tarantula boss, and then need over 10 million coins worth of tarantula silk. And despite having chests and chests full of materials, all of it combined could only make 24 Flycatchers, which you use for individual minions. 
That’s not even mentioning how since he needed to level his legendary rabbit pet in the same video, he grinded alchemy since they level based off skill experience, which is a rich man’s skill, meaning if you have the cash, then you can level quickly. By the end of it in fact, he ended up ranked #4 in Alchemy.
Technoblade had also been watching every one of Squid Kid’s livestreams on Twitch to where he amassed 9k channel points, which you get overtime for free by watching their stream.
He had also crawled through Squid Kid’s farm and timed all his minions with a stopwatch every day to calculate about the exact number of potatoes harvested.
The point is, there were a lot of tactics used to get one step ahead of the other, until it eventually ended in the 3rd episode, where they decided to end it at first person to earn 500 million potatoes, and the owner of the server Hypixel, who also goes by Hypixel pitched in, stating that the winner gets a surprise.
Of course, Technoblade won, and the surprise turned out to be 3 exclusive items, that being the Potato Talisman, given to anyone who spoke to the NPC labeled “Potato King” which had Technoblade’s skin. There was also Basket of Hope from the Great Potato War, which was for those ranked top #1000 in the Potato leaderboard, or Potato Collection according to the Hypixel wiki, as well as the Potato War Silver Medal for the player ranked 2nd, aka Squid Kid, and the Potato Crown for Technoblade.
Lastly, my third reason had to be in his fight against cancer and how he treated it. In the video titled, “where I’ve been”, posted August 27, 2021, he explains where he had been and what was going on. In fact, he says that his arm had been hurting, and when he got it checked out, the doctors said he had cancer. In fact, he had Sarcoma. According to curesarcoma.org, or the SFA (Sarcoma Foundation of America), which is a charity that Technoblade had started a fundraiser for back in February of this year (Minecrafters vs Cancer), which raised $119,420 according to the SBI wiki over the fundraiser, Sarcoma is a cancer that has many subtypes since it can be anywhere in the tissue, which is also everywhere on our body. It’s mainly in the limbs, and tend to be hidden deep inside the body, which means Sarcoma tends to be diagnosed when it is already too large to be able to be cured.
Sarcoma has a chance of being cured by surgery, or surgery with chemotherapy, which we know Technoblade took. In fact, in TommyInnit’s video called “100 Minecraft YouTubers VS Natural Disasters!” posted on March 5th, 2022, towards the end, Technoblade states that he must get chemo (short for chemotherapy) in fifteen minutes.
Despite all of this, he still makes a joke about it in his past videos where he talks about it, especially in his “I Almost Became An Amputee” video where he talks about where they trolled him because they say that the treatment’s going fine and so is his arm (which has the tumor). Then 3 days later he met up with his radiation therapist who talked to his surgeon, stating that they might need to amputate his arm next week because the tumor is swelling dangerously due to cells dying off, and that it might be too late.
A few days later, they’re in the waiting room with the reception and he must fill out this form such as if he’s ever had surgery before, and including dates, so then he goes onto his phone to see, and he sees a new procedure on November 8th called ‘Arm Amputation’. He found it funny and joked about it being called arm amputation, saying in the video, “why would they call the procedure arm amputation? Like- Like you’re gonna get the tumor as well, right? … Like I’m gonna wake up on the operating room table, and I’m gonna like push myself up with my one arm and I’m gonna be like, ‘Doc! Doc, did you get the cancer?’ and he's gonna be like, ‘You have cancer? Wow, that’s crazy, you should see a doctor about that.’”
Techno treated it lightheartedly, so when in June of 2022 the news of his death reached the internet, everyone was caught off guard.
Another thing he did that I wasn’t sure where to put was another charity for SFA, for his stream on YouTube labeled, “Minecraft But Viewers Control The Game [CHARITY EVENT]” where viewers could donate to either help or sabotage Techno as he plays Minecraft with his friends on September 25, 2021. There, he raised a total of $363,495, which according to SFA’s Technoblade Tribute, overall raised over 500k. My point is, is that Technoblade is an amazing and inspirational person who stayed strong throughout it all to the bitter end, and while he may be gone from this world now, “Technoblade Never Dies.” He will never die because he will live on from his friends’ memories and from their posts, from videos he’s been in, and new videos that are still coming out now about him, as well as any work of art. Therefore, while he may has left physically, his memory will forever be preserved on the internet. ----- Sources ----- (i was supposed to have only 3 lMfao)
YouTube. “Technoblade Never Dies.” YouTube, YouTube, 28 Oct. 2022, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_fZjGm2OrM.
“Technoblade.” Wikitubia, https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Technoblade.
Lol Technoblade | Hypixel - Minecraft Server and Maps. https://hypixel.net/threads/lol-technoblade.185404/.
technothepig. “Absolutely Ruining a $36,000 Minecraft Tournament.” YouTube, YouTube, 2 Aug. 2020, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAACnDkKqFo.
“Minecraft Ultimate.” Sleepy Bois Inc Wiki, https://sleepy-bois-inc.fandom.com/wiki/Minecraft_Ultimate#Season_2.
technothepig. “Skyblock: The Great Potato War.” YouTube, YouTube, 13 Nov. 2019, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qjnDd1rsII.
technothepig. “Skyblock: Potato War 2.” YouTube, YouTube, 7 Mar. 2020, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAEqgfAts4.
technothepig. “Skyblock: Potato War 3 (Finale).” YouTube, YouTube, 13 July 2020, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09CeBwGbCeg&t=73s.
“Rabbit Pet.” Hypixel SkyBlock Wiki, https://hypixel-skyblock.fandom.com/wiki/Rabbit_Pet#:~:text=Bonus%20stats%3A,%E2%9C%A6%20Speed%3A%20%2B0.2%20per%20level.
“The Great Potato War.” Hypixel SkyBlock Wiki, https://hypixel-skyblock.fandom.com/wiki/The_Great_Potato_War. automatic replanting potatoes | Hypixel - Minecraft Server and Maps. https://hypixel.net/threads/automatic-replanting-potatos.3023907/. technothepig. “Where I've Been.” YouTube, YouTube, 27 Aug. 2021, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9_aYyEDMD0.
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technothepig. “So Long Nerds.” YouTube, YouTube, 30 June 2022, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPMluEVUqS0.
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Thought I would share some WIPs that I never finished or did anything with.
1. This one is a star wars au (ik that the Jedi code warns against possession/obsession and not relationships as a whole but I needed plot armor).
"Tommy don't you remember? We're brothers!" Wilbur exclaims desperately.
"Jedi don't have brothers. " Tommy replies.
"We aren't Jedi! At least I'm not, and your better than all of them. We both are. Your to good for them! Just take my hand and everything can be like it was before. It can be better! Don't you want that, Tommy? Doesn't that sound nice?" The Jedi freezes. Something in his old master's words strikes him to his core.
"It does....."
"Then come with me."
"But you kill people!" He shouts.
"So do you!" He screams.
The blonde flinches and Wilbur forces himself to relax with a deep, shaky breath, "Just- listen, please. " he says with tears in his eyes.
"You belong by my side. I'm the last person in the galaxy that still trusts you! That still cares about you! I love you, Tommy. I can't lose you again. " The jedi ponder his words intently. Tears of frustration gather in his sad, blue eyes. The boy angrily wipes his tears on his dirty sleeve, smearing some dirt on his cheek. Wilbur wants to wipe away the dirt and tears with his thumb, like he used to. But the blue shine of Tommy's tears from his lightsaber keep the Sith away.
"Okay, " Tommy says, retracting his saber and standing straight to make eye contact with the other, "Okay, Wilbur. I'll go with you. "
Wilbur smiles.
2. This one is a dragon au type deal. I can't really explain it.
Wilbur had always been the more sickly of the two so, when they were given the option to fight in the pit for a chance at freedom, Technoblade was the one to step forward. Wilbur protested adamantly but the pinkette ignored him. Wilbur was thin and malnourished. Well, they both were malnourished but Wilbur came down with a cough or fever every other moon and his limp would get him killed in the pit.
Technoblade fought in the pit for 4 and half years before he earned enough money to buy himself and his twin's freedom. Techno had worried that the Lord wouldn't except his earnings and keep them enslaved, as many Lords often did with dragon born slaves, but he begrudgingly accepted the payment and let the Twins walk out of the estate hand in hand.
"I spent years fightin' for my brother and I's freedom. If I fight in the war now I could be captured. If I become a prisoner of war I will be sold off to a wealthy Lord and forced to live as a slave again and I can't do that. I can't take that risk because if I am gone then my brother will have no one to care for him and he will die. I fought to hard to get to were I am. I can't throw it all away now." Techno's words are cold and calculated and Tommy releases a low frustrated squack at his indifference and ruffles his feathers. He understands Techno's devotion but he is annoyed by his ignorance.
"But you aren't free. Not really. You and Wilbur are forced to live under the city. Your underpaid and overworked and forbidden to involve yourselves in politics. You can't leave the city without written permission and the punishment for carrying weapons or defending yourselves is death. You are not free but, if you come with me and join the rebellion, then maybe some day, you can be." Tommy says.
3. I wrote this after watching Wilbur's last dsmp stream.
"I- I never used to be this angry... What happened to me Tubbo? To us? "
Tubbo pauses, thinking to himself, before slowly leaning back against the bench and turing to his friend.
He smiles solemnly and says, "To much, "
"Heh- yeah, " Tommy replies softly, "Do you think we'll ever be free? " he asks.
"What do you mean? "
"Like, I don't think we've ever been free to just- be kids, ya know? "
The brunette stares at him intently.
"We were soldiers, then we were leaders, " he sighs, " prisoners, refugees, brothers, workers, and a million other stupid things. For once, just once, I want to be Tommy. "
"I never thought about it like that... It sounds nice. Just Tubbo. "
Tommy turns to his friend. The face that he meets is one that he hasn't seen in a long- long, time.
It's still Tubbo, but younger, softer. His horns barley peak out from the hair on his head. His burn scars are non-exsistent and the bags under his good eye are gone. He looks happy.
The vision fades away, but Tommy's smile doesn't.
Tubbo's face contorts in confusion, "What are you thinking about, boss man? " he inquires.
"A better time. A time long gone," he replies.
The brunette hums in reply, "Do you remember when you set my house on fire? " he says with a laugh.
"Oh, uh- yeah. Sorry 'bout turnin' it into a panic shelter, by the way. "
"It's no problem, man. Not like I was using it anyway. "
Tommy nods, "Cool."
Tubbo looks back to the horizon, deep in thought, before he speaks, "I can't believe Wilbur really left. It feels like he's still here. "
A sigh, "Yeah, " the blonde says, "I wish he actually was. "
Tears threaten to fall as he remembers Wilbur's final goodbye. He understands, truly, he does. But it isn't fair.
4. This was for a walking dead au (It has two parts).
A) Technoblade knew that losing Tommy would destroy Wilbur, and he knew that it would destroy him as well. The moment that Tommy took his last breath would be the moment that all the color drained from their lives. It would no longer be worth it.
B) Wilbur knew that he cared about Phil. He was one of his only friends. He knew that, if he should pass, he would miss him dearly. Wilbur did not however, expect to feel so utterly hopeless. The greif was gut wrenching. All he wanted to do was hold Tommy and Techno close as he cried. Somewhere during the last 4 years the brunette had learned to care for Phil almost as much as he cared for his brothers. Phil's death made Wilbur scared. Scared for his family. Techno was more that capable of taking care of himself, but Tommy was barely 15. He was skinny and absolutely rubbish with a gun. Wilbur wanted to steal the boy away and hide him from all the dangers of the world. Lock him up and keep him all to himself. But he couldn't. Tommy was to bright to be locked in the dark and he was not made to be hidden away from the world. The isolation would kill his brother almost as effectively as a bullet.
I have A LOT more of these so lemme know if you wanna see em. Probably gonna post them anyway though.
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Alright guys
I want you guys to think, really think, because I can’t think of anyone else at all.
Who in history, has helped, saved and has done so much for hundreds upon thousands upon millions of people. Didn’t hurt or kill anyone. Didn’t conquer, didn’t use people, didn’t do anything bad. And was somehow one of the best person ever. And even after their passing, the actions this person has taken will impact hundreds even thousands more in the good will they showed. 
I can’t think of anyone.
Except Technoblade. 
What a Legend.
Techno the Great.
Technoblade Never Dies.
Blood for the Blood God.
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[AU where Philiza was killed by Awsamdude instead of Ranboo. Technoblade runs into Fundy while hiding in Pogtopia to grieve. Technoblade sees a kindred spirit in Fundy and decides to lie that his thoughts about Fundy were actually Philza's so that Fundy remembers his grandfather fondly instead of horribly. *entirely platonic*]
(Technoblade)
*spoken* He thought you were someone special.
(Fundy)
Who? My grandfather?
(Technoblade)
Definitely.
(Fundy)
How?
(Technoblade)
Well..um.
*sung* He said
There's nothing like your style
Sort of subtle, not flashy and real
He said
You never knew how introspective
That style can make someone feel
And he knew
When you got embarrassed
You'd use an Ender Pearl to leave
And he noticed
You're one of the few people
Who keeps wearing their heart on their sleeve
But he kept it all within his head
What he saw he left unsaid
And though he wanted to
He couldn't talk to you
He couldn't find the way
But he would always say
*Technoblade breathes in to sing but gets cut off*
(Ghostza)
If I could tell him
Tell him everything I see
If I could tell him
How he means the world to me
But we're a million worlds apart
And I don't know how I would even start
If I could tell him
If I could tell him
(Fundy)
*spoken* Did he say anything else?
(Technoblade)
About you?
(Fundy)
Nevermind, I'm sure you're dealing with..
(Technoblade)
No, no, no, no, no
He just..
He said so many things.
I'm just trying to remember the best ones.
*Awkward cough*
Um.
*sung* He thought
You looked really sad
I mean, it looked really sad
Why you seemed to have no loved ones there
And he wondered why, with your kind heart,
No one on this server seemed to care
But he kept it all within his head
What he saw he left unsaid
(Ghostza and Technoblade)
If I could tell him
Tell him everything I see
If I could tell him
How he means the world to me
(Fundy and Technoblade)
But we're a million worlds apart
(Technoblade)
And I don't know how I would even start
If I could tell him
If I could tell him
But what do you do when there's this great divide?
(Fundy)
He just seemed so far away
(Technoblade)
And what do you do when the distance is too wide?
(Fundy)
It's like I don't know anything
(Technoblade)
And how do you say
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
But we're a million worlds apart
And I don't know how I would even start
If I could tell him
If I could...
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RIP Technoblade. You impacted me - along with many other fans. We will miss and cherish you in our hearts forever. Cancer can go suck someone’s dick because it did not deserve to kill you and millions of others. I will never forget you. You made my life more bareable in the long term. I hope you live on, whether it be in our hearts or where ever you choose. Your sayings will never be forgotten. But all in all, thank you for everything you did.
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