Takemichi: Well, Y/N, I'm about to go on a coffee run for everybody. Is there something you would like?
Y/N: Yeah, let me get a half-caf macchiato, alright, and I want it upside down. And I want it with two shots, and then I want them to take one shot out. If anything is wrong with that, I will kick your fucking ass.
Takemichi: None of this feels...healthy. I'm going to adjourn to the local cafe. I have to go a couple blocks over, the one nearby banned me because too many of my debit cards failed.
Baji: Oh, did Takemichi just leave? Can you put in my order?
Y/N: Yeah, I'll text him, what did you want?
Baji: Uh, could I get a hot chocolate with a shot of decaf?
Y/N: Yes, and if he gets anything wrong, I'm gonna threaten to enact physical violence.
Draken: Can I get a peppermint mocha? With no violence, please?
Mikey: I just want a cortado. And then I want no milk at all. And I do want it iced.
Draken: In a cortado, you don't want any milk?
Mikey: No milk, no foam. And I would like it tea-based instead of coffee.
Draken: Do you know what a cortado is?
Mikey: And some lemon.
Y/N: Honestly, the fact that this is complex and maybe impossible is perfect.
Draken:That's just tea with lemon-
Baji: Can I change mine to a hot chocolate, shot of decaf...shot of a cortado - so a decaf shot, and what would be the size of a shot inside that shot of cortado.
Draken:I'm just changing mine to a black coffee. Very simple, no violence.
Y/N: I'm gonna make sure you get both, just in case, so Takemichi has two opportunities to mess it up. Boom! Coffee's ordered, is our missing party member dead?
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mikey, who is so mean he won’t let you cum until you’re practically begging for it. :(
“cmon, use your words baby”
“m-mikey….. p-please”
“please what?”
You become so frustrated with him but he can’t help how hard it makes him when he knows he can have you under his hand no matter what.
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