#mikazuki is the grandpa of touken ranbu hes so sweet

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toudanshi that i have

talked w/ a friend tonight about touken ranbu. basically, i think i have to either just reset my dmm password to regain control of my acc, or dmm figured out i use vpn lmao. anyways i havent played tkrb for about 1 year now, the last event i participated in being the event where you got nansen ichimonji. ive had this fun list thats a mix of history and personal thoughts on each boy i have on my phone’s default notes app for like years lol. most of the history came from a combo of the tkrb wiki trivia sections and also this tumblr. i dont think that they are as into tkrb now tho since they havent posted things for a while.

今剣 いまのつるぎ Ima no Tsurugi - only tantou that was used in seppuku (Iwatooshi’s owner’s suggestion to save face), now missing.

秋田藤四郎 あきたとうしろう Akita Toushirou - lived long life without actually being in battle and now stays in a Kyoto national museum.

小夜左文字 さよさもじ Sayo Samonji - Like all swords by Saemonzaburo, he has endless depression and cycles of revenge that started from his original owner's quest to avenge his mother. Then got sold for food and is now missing.

五個体 ごこたい Gokotai - small child fends off five tigers at once ONE TIME, gets embarrassing name for the rest of his life. Now lives in a museum.

歌仙兼定 かせんかねさだ Kasen Kanesada - Claims to be a cultured elegant sword, named after the 36 Immortals of Poetry....or the 36 attendants that Hosokawa Tadaoki killed. Whichever one works right?

愛染国俊 あいぜんくにとし Aizen Kunitoshi - who knows. He's Akashi Kuniyuki's little (less favorite) brother.

薬研藤四郎 やげんとしろう Yagen Toushirou - the third sword owned by Nobunaga and would be national treasure of Japan...if only he hadn't disappeared during the Honnoji Incident.

蜂須賀虎徹 はちずくこてつ Hachisuka Kotetsu - There can only be one.

堀川国広 ほりかわくにひろ Horikawa Kunihiro - Hijikata of the Shinsengumi's second sword and Izuminokami Kanesada's precious waifu, was dumped at sea with 200K other swords.

鯰尾藤四郎 なまずおとうしるう Namazuo Toushirou - was damaged by Osaka Castle fire, repaired by Awataguchi Yoshimitsu, now lives in museum in Nagoya. Also suffers amnesia and can’t remember his brother Honebami.

宗三左文字 そうざさもんじ Souza Samonji - Like all swords by Saemonzaburo, he suffers endless pain and misery and wants to die. Has been owned by all three of the Great Unifiers and was never actually used in battle, like a caged bird. Is now missing, hopefully got his wish of death.

鳴狐 なきぎつね Nakigitsune - despite his name, is a silent fox kid that was never used for battle, lived in a private home as a couch potato, and now lives in a museum, basically spending all his life in glass cases.

山姥切国広 やまんばぎりくにひろYamanbagiri Kunihiro - tall, fake, and brooding. Supposedly lost in an earthquake, now in a private collection. Or is he?

乱藤四郎みだれとうしろうMidare Toushirou - sword has a wavy thing that sets it apart from other Toushirou tantous. Result: the Smurf...ette Principle?

前田藤四郎まえだとうしろう Maeda Toushirou - Hirano’s bro and also owned by Hirano’s younger brother, he now spends his time in a private museum.

やまぶしくにひるYamabushi Kunihiro - KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA monk (?) guy

鶯丸 Uguisumaru - true Jiji. (how the heck did I get this guy by forging srsly?!?!!)

陸奥守吉行 むてのかみよしゆきMutsunokami Yoshiyuki - hates Nagasone Kotetsu for (supposedly) killing his owner, Ryouta Sakemoto. Also dual wields a nice Winchester and an uchigatana.

へしきりはせべHeshikiri Hasebe - poor tracksuit meme lord grandpa

獅子王 ししょう Shishiou - killed a Nue, wears its pelt like a boss (how did i get you with 999 X 4 recipe and 3 hour waiting???)

にっかり青江 にかりあおえNikkari Aoe - He ain't afraid of no ghost! Alternatively: Who ya call?! Nikkari!

おけおくりからOokurikara - T-shirt grandpa

骨喰藤四郎 ほねばみとうしろうHonebami Toushirou - snobby child that wants his brother back

加州清光  Kashuu Kiyomitsu - named “the child from under the river” because his owner grew up in the slums of Edo, also hates Okita (aka: that guy) who threw him away when he broke during the Battle of Ikedaya. Ex-Shinsengumi sword. Also clingy. Very, very clingy and love starved.

大和守安定 Yamato No Kami Yasusada - Kashuu's soul mate bro and fellow Shinsengumi sword of Okita. Unlike Kashuu, he still likes Okita, taking on his personality after he died of TB.

厚藤四郎 Atsushi Toushirou - owned by many famous people, he is thicker than normal tantous and has a bit of an ego. Is also somehow manlier than the other Toushirou boys and wears shorts instead of short shorts.

平野藤四郎 ひらのとうしろうHirano Toushirou - owned by the Maeda family and Hirano’s owner’s older brother, he now lives in the private museum of the Imperial family with Ichigo, Mikazuki, Tsurumaru, and Uguisumaru.

和泉守兼定 いずみのかみかねさだ Izumi no Kami Kanesada - Kasane's 800% cooler older brother, sword of Hijikata, and Horikawa Kunihiro's husbando. Now lives in a museum dedicated to Hijikata and is only viewable on his death anniversary.

燭台切光忠 しょくだいきりみつただ Shokudaikiri Mitsutada - Date Masamune used him to killed a man and ended up cutting a candle while doing so. Wanna guess what he got named after? Now lives in a museum. (ps the answer is candle cutter pikachu)

同田貫正国 どうだぬきまさくに Doudanuki Masakuni - practicality is better than appearance. (F)

蜻蛉切　とんぼきり　Tonbokiri -  Created by Muramasa, said to be one of the three great spears. (D 5-2) (oct 16 2016)

江雪左文字　こうせつさもんじ Kousetsu Samonji - “Thou shalt not kill” says the strongest icy tachi in the game. Was owned by a monk in life, now in a museum. Has a sweet spot for his younger brothers, Sayo and Souza. (3/4 rare tachi, forged)

千子村正 せんごむらまさ Sengo Muramasa - Tonbonkiri’s younger “brother” also made by Muramasa. This bara boi fights with thigh high boots and claims he drives people insane...or it is just him? (event)

南泉一文字　なんせんいちもんじ Nansen Ichimonji - just chilling at his sword rack when a cat starts to goof around with him. This caused him to fall and accidentally kill a cat. He has since then been cursed to say “Nya~” and behave like a grumpy teenage cat boy. Lives in a museum. (Event)

#gummytruck rambles #tkrb #i miss my sword boys lol #dmm let me innnnnnnnnn #that eric andre meme of him grabbing a fence screaming let me innnn