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verecunda · 1 year
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That’s not a very nice thing to call your granda-by-adoption, Elrond.
I mean, it’s not wrong, but.
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symphony-calamity · 6 months
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Hands down the funniest part of the Epic of Gilgamesh is when he meets Siduri on his quest for immortality and she's like "immortality is not for humans come to terms with the span of your life". Like bestie you ARE immortal, easy for you to say
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griffinkid · 6 months
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Boris and Elsbeth wish you a spooky evening 🎃
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allaganexarch · 7 months
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AO3 fic stats meme!
tagged by @thevikingwoman !
rules: give us the links to your fics with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the fewest words.
Most Hits: The Prisoner | Sleeping Beauty (1959) | Maleficent/Aurora | should technically probably be M rated but idk it's a very high T | 250k words
Did not need to check LOL
Second Most Kudos: THE PRISONER LOL
Songbird actually has more kudos than Prisoner! This is extremely funny, do not read the prisoner it is not fit for human consumption
Third Most Comments: luminescence | Final Fantasy XIV | Various ships, various ratings, written for FFXIVWrite | 72.6k words total
Absolutely bless the ppl who read my slow descent into madness when I did FFXIVWrite--that's one of those times where I can really see a huge improvement in my writing after that month!
Fourth Most Bookmarks: IM SCREAMING. IT'S THE PRISONER [DRAFT 2]
DO NOT READ THE PRISONER.
Fifth Most Words: Songbird | Sleeping Beauty (1959) | Maleficent/Aurora | T | 39.5k words
This is a much saner fic than the Prisoner, and I'm extremely proud of the ending especially. It has some style issues in the beginning and middle just bc it took a long time to write.
Fewest Words: never meant to fall | Once Upon A Time | Ursula/Cruella, referenced Regina/Emma | rated G for whatever reason | 536 words
I forgot about this one LOL, I was thinking it would be one of my short Dragon Age fills that's around 700 words. I also don't know why this has so many hits I sincerely doubt it's very good.
please i am so serious if you're like hm ik she writes fic i wonder if i should try reading any of it, PLEASE, do not start with the prisoner it is literally just 250k words of trauma processing sdknjfnjkkjnfknjf
Tagging: @thepapernautilus @eemamminy-art @yourlocaldisneyvillain @quinnthebard @delirious-comfort if you want to! i cannot think of anyone else I know who writes fic off the top of my head pls feel free to do the thing and pretend I tagged you!
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rawpastamoth · 8 months
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Some (kinda old and low effort) whiteboard doodles of Homestar Pokémon! I said I would draw more of them.
+ Miscellaneous doodles under the cut!
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transgender-scout · 4 months
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Tbh I am about 🤏 this close to being like. Actually weed paranoid rn. Yippee!!!!
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llycaons · 5 months
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stripping to wash but keeping the cowboy hat on....interesting choice
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cowboy-yeehaw · 1 year
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Clock app won’t let me post an Ian Malcom edit because his tits were out.
Manboob-phobic clock app.
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undercat-overdog · 11 months
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8 and 10 for fic asks!!
Thank you for the ask! And likewise thank you to @lulukeskywalker, who asked the same questions.
10. Any fandom tropes you can’t resist?
Hmm. Some other (briefer) answers to the same question here, but I've been thinking about what's easier to do in fanfic than original fiction and I think writing a romance that starts with the relationship already established is one of things. (Obviously it's not impossible! But with fanfic, there's generally a nebulous get-together backstory that's shared and many readers are willing to suspend disbelief and just pick up. Whereas origfic, the first book is almost always that get-together and the subsequent books are established.)
(Is established relationship a trope? I have no clue, I'm always a little uncertain what counts as a trope.)
Anyways, nice for me, because I really like established relationship, more than I like get-togethers (as general categories, not necessarily in the specific). Likewise, I love get-back-togethers, which I think pattern more with established relationships in this way because the original relationship is there already.
To give a self-centered example, Shall These Bones Live is structurally and plot-wise a get-together, but it's also established relationship in that they were together at one point. I don't show how they got together originally because most people reading it will know a basic sg get-together backstory and I can go in without showing it because I trust that the reader doesn't need it. I do show the breakup, because the how is important and my how is, to my knowledge, unique to my fic so since the reader won't have seen this variation before (or so I assume), I do need to establish it. (It's also necessary wrt the plot and character arcs, so I go into detail.) If I had an unusual get-together backstory, I would show it, but since I don't there's no need to.
Also better for smut, in particularly kinky smut, at least for me. Romantic, otp first times typically don't lend themselves to kink, but when the characters are already in a sexual relationship, there's a lot of stuff that's easier for me to both write and read (in romance as opposed to something like a fuck motel, where it starts out with the character being pushed into the deep end).
Question 8 under the cut, it got long:
8. Got any premises on the back burner that you’d care to share?
I am philosophically committed to writing smut, but also it's really all I want to write right now.
I think the idea I haven't talked about much is a post-Bones one that deals with the assholes' first forays into bdsm, which will end up providing a safe space to deal with that unfortunate past torture-murder: they'll both stop scenes at points and come to trust both that the other will stop and that the other can stop themselves. This would be more Sauron-focused. Celebrimbor's issues will be more him deciding he wants something and forcing himself to power through when he really should stop a scene (and wanting Sauron to power through when Sauron stops: C needs to learn not just that there are times he should stop but that he shouldn't pressure S), but Sauron... He had his boyfriend flogged near to death more than once and now that bf-turned-husband wants Sauron to hit him again: S is not ok with this! (and he's really not ok with how he finds himself enjoying it.) This will also involve Sauron confronting his own trauma about seeing how the man he loves was tortured and what it did to him. Which obviously is 1000% S's fault!!! But he also saw how C was hurt and that hurts him too. That part will be difficult - writing silvergifting (c/s, not c&s) is writing intimate partner violence (or what happens after, in this case); it's important to... oh, be aware of what I'm writing? I think there are few things that are bad in and of themselves to write about (though those things exist), but lots of things that need to be written with awareness. Anyways, centering C as the victim despite it being a story with more focus on S's character arc? (Also an exercise for me in writing from the pov of the dom, though I think it'd be from both their povs.)
Anyways, therapy through sex because I like sadomasochism and many of the associate kinks and also some humorous roleplay that would be deeply embarrassing if anyone besides them found out about it. Good god, if I ever write this it will be a novella.
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dracudyke · 7 months
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sabertoothwalrus wants to see how tumblr trending works.
so, mole interest. moleposting has followed
I see I see. well godspeed o7 I hope it works. moles are awesome. just little guys in the ground.....
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griffinkid · 6 months
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I've yet to find an outfit that Elsbeth doesn't look good in
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ase-trollplays · 11 months
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"... Or the girl who sang by day and by night she ate tear soup...
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"... Or the man who drank too much and he got the brewer's droop."
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yourgaydads · 2 years
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#the right things to say during your redemption arc
HOWLING
It's like I want to laugh, you're supposed to, but the laughter doesn't come out. Wtf has he done to me??? Currently haunted by the image of him wiping his eyes and mouth after blowing some guy and I can't laugh 🙃
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orbitbyler · 2 years
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🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨
oooh fun!! i thought long and hard and i’m gonna have to cheat and do five non byler songs and five byler songs bc i physically cannot limit myself to only five 🫥
non byler
1. satellite - harry styles (kind of had to)
2. atlantis - seafret
3. are you? - zeph
4. secrets (your fire) - magdalena bay
5. heart burn - sunmi
byler
1. my life in rewind - eagulls
2. the adults are talking - the strokes
3. realiti - grimes
4. looking at you - only the poets
5. beautiful war - kings of leon
thanks for sending this to me!! <3
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nessieartss · 4 months
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big bro sukuna because im a sucker for sibling au
Part 2 | Part 3
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agueforts · 11 months
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forever fascinated by the many machinations of brennan's mind. image description in alt text, below, or at this reblog, originally from @arctic-hands
[Image Description: tweet by Brennan Lee Mulligan, @ BrennanLM. It says "While the statement 'Even educated fleas can do it' may at first seem inclusive, it actually suggests an insect society sharply divided by class, where access to institutions of higher learning is seen as prerequisite to the full range of natural emotions. In this TED talk I will–". In response, Sam Reich, @ SamReich, tweets "for the love of god brennan it's valentine's day", to which Brennan responds "Not for the working class fleas it's not! #Solidarity ["solidarity" in allcaps]" End I.D.]
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