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feyti-odinsdottir · 2 years

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Midwest Logic:

Sunny in the winter: very cold

Sunny in the summer: very hot

#midwest #midwest humor #midwesterners #wisconsin #wisconsin humor #lol post #winter #up north

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caaaatttsss-meow · 1 year

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Old midwesterners be like

"...take the dirt road a quarter mile down til ya see an ol' oak tree that go blown over in the 80s and turn to go south, then look for the barn that's been falling apart since I was a kid and keep going till you go a third mile past it and then head east..."

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catchymemes · 6 months

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#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #tiktok #dank memes #dark humor #midwest

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artsy-ginger-ale-bottle · 5 months

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why is most internet horror always set in America. where are the spooky stories about inhuman copies stealing your face or horrifying alien entities falling from the sky and mutating everything it touches or the awful living meat creatures set in like. Urban England

#internet horror #analog horror #humor?#mandela catalogue #greylock #midwest angelica #vita carnis #mystery flesh pit #i'm sorry horror writers online. is Bishop's Itchington not a scary enough setting for you?

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sunflouwerhabit · 9 months

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IT’S FINE TO FAKE IT ‘TIL YOU MAKE IT (‘TIL IT’S TRUE)

sunflouwerhabit on ao3 | complete | 141k

Harry Styles @HarryStyles_KE

hi again! so, i wanted to apologize one more time for the whole “helogogjs good gksdjid” thing, and also say that i didn’t just accidentally open your DM’s when i wasn’t paying attention earlier. i sort of had a question about a tweet you posted yesterday? like. the whole “rent a boyfriend” thing? is that something you were serious about? and if so, how does one come to hire you to be their boyfriend? i’m, um, asking for a friend

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Harry dreads an impending visit to his hometown, where he’ll be forced to reunite with a newly engaged ex-boyfriend, a childhood best friend turned near stranger, and a family who never understood just how desperately he needed to leave.

In the midst of it all, a ludicrous Twitter proposition brings him to Louis.

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we are now live from the bughouse.

#fic post #ao3 #larry fanfiction #fanfic #fake relationship #fake dating #pining #attempt at humor #fluffiest fluff #happy ending #writer louis #corporate harry #chicago #ohio #i will always be midwest trash

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kingoftheu · 9 months

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Lake: I want to seperate myself from that Minnesotan Tulip

Also Lake: imma gonna name myself lake

#infinity train #infinity train book 2 #lake #infinity train lake #tulip olsen #infinity train tulip #minnesota #midwest #midwestern humor #humor.

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flannyjanny · 3 months

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shutterandsentence · 28 days

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"In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather in 24 hours." --Mark Twain

Photo: Illinois

#spring #nature #weather #flowering tree #flowers #red buds #tree buds #march #illinois #midwest #land of lincoln #the prairie state #chicago suburbs #backyard photography #nature photography #nature's beauty #god's creation #mark twain #humor

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fanfictionlord · 2 months

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#midwest emo #music memes #music #band memes #humor

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dougielombax · 6 months

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It’s official.

My sense of humour is broken beyond repair.

And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #what #humour #i am not crazy #don’t worry #all is right in the world #sense of humor #21st century humor #Midwest Angelica #analog horror #no context

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yorshie · 1 year

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Me every time I make it through a storm in Tornado Alley

#stormchasers #storm chasers #tornado #humor #tornado alley #it’s spring in the Midwest again #shitpost #every time I pop out of my storm shelter I thank god he’s let me live and I promise to make it someone else’s problem #my shitposts

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newsofthenight · 2 months

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Midwest Town on Edge Over Government Birdwatching

There’s some reports recently of a Midwest town that seems to be finding itself thrown into a hub of avian anxiety. Residents there are now on high alert amid rumors circulating about the federal government employing trained birds for covert surveillance. The once relaxed, small town atmosphere now is filled with fear, suspicion and a heightened awareness of anything bird related. Whispers of…

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#animals #birding #birds #birdwatching #comedy #conspiracy #funny #Government #humor #midwest #nature #nature-photography #pets #satire #town

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idk-anymore-mydudes · 4 months

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Feeling my impending breakdown approaching like a Midwestern grandpa feeling the upcoming tornado in his bones: Whelp, here we go again

#midwest #dark humor #idk anymore my dudes says it all #overwhelmed

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marvelmaniac2000 · 2 years

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onmyliteraturebullshitagain · 2 years

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More "Aftermath," and it's sibling dynamics, protective/hormonal Katara, and Sokka making declarations all with a side of Zukka cuddling and tenderness.

Aren't you glad the relationship angst is done? :)

#zukka #midwest bi disaster zukka #fic: aftermath #hurt/comfort #katara and sokka sibling time is always fun #and then add that katara just had a baby? prime humor potential #also they're so in love #look at them go #also boomerang is there being the best boy as always

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waxfullwan · 1 year

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Desperado

He was traveling in the shadows,

Headed for the gallows,

Crossing through a river,

Cold,

Frigid,

Shallow.

A hellish Demon he must follow,

His head hung in sorrow,

At Demon’s heart he shivers,

Hard,

Blackened,

Hollow.

Quick!

Demon’s gun he borrows,

Shot him where he swallows

Without a single quiver,

Now call him,

Desperado.

a.b.

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