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incorrectpeterparker · 2 years

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MJ: I really like Eminem.

Peter: I prefer Skittles.

Ned: She’s talking about the rapper…

Peter: Why would she eat the wrapper?

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starscelly · 1 year

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interviewing/harassing the baby star

ari@dal 3.1.23

#perpetrator: tyler. of course. who else #are u not deranged can u not tell by the stick blade???#the noche mexicana jerseys!!! YEAHHH #they r so pretty #wyatt johnston #tyler seguin #(kinda)#michelle !#shes so pretty and fun. they were so smart to hire her fr #dallas stars #stars lb #cel gifs

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gonkaccino · 1 year

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this kid is braver than any marine. if michelle gomez touched my face like this I’d die right on the spot.

#doom patrol #michelle gomez #laura de mille #madame rouge #rita farr #what laura said: I am terrified of the pain people can cause me and fear I may never know true human connection #what rita heard: our friendship was never real because friends don't hurt friends #glad these two are stuck together and forced to cope with their problems #I could write an essay on how absolutely fucked rita is and how that has determined laura's character but I also don't want to #not because I want to keep my secrets #but because the truth is actually quite simple and I want to continue to feel smart #anyways just rewatched s4 and I'm glad this is happening while kay and keeg are demanding gay sex NOW #really hammers in how cliff and vic are the only two who don't need gay sex to fix them #would cliff enjoy it? absolutely but he doesn't need it

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gardenofedenuniverse · 1 year

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80th Annual Golden Globe Awards - 10 Jan 2023.

#golden globes awards #lily james #Angela Bassett #Jean Smart #Anya Taylor-Joy #Margot Robbie #Jessica Chastain #Selena Gomez #Jenna Ortega #michelle williams #Monica Barbaro

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heartstringsduet · 9 months

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8) If you could rule the world for a day what would you do?

8) Sometimes I think...yeah I'm creative. Other times, like this time, I feel like the stupidest person alive. Because I bet there are so many clever, cool ways to answer this, or maybe realistic ones at least. This won't be a fun answer , sorrayyy. All I think is fire the whole C-Level of the biggest monopolies and companies, put the Elon Musks and Trumps and Putins of the world into a rocket to saturn (the depression planet, did you know that?) and replace all of them with C-Levels voted by the lowest paid workers of their companies. Release all patents on medicines so everyone can produce them so less people die. Implement mendatory classes on racial discrimination in schools and law enforcement. Ban guns. Bye bye guns. Raise minimum wage everywhere by taxing the shit out of the rich. Implement unconditional basic income that people can pay at least average rents with so we all don't have to work SHITTY jobs but contribute to society. (pssst this is my world) And of course, release all deleted scenes of any showever on Youtube.

#sorry this wasn't uplifting or creative or even that smart???#but thanks for asking #I'm sure you'd have a funnier answer at least lol #michelle answers

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sparkys-ec-corner · 2 years

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happy lenmiku amomiche day

#evillious #evillious chronicles #amostia #michelle marlon #amomiche #doodle #lenmiku day #レンミクの日 #im so smart. feeding two nations at the same time! hehe!!!#it's been a while!! and i loved drawing amomiche again aaaaaaaAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

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spiderdweeb · 2 years

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I was thinking about MJ and how she’s often headcanoned as being an English or a Political Science major, and while that’s all fun and good, knowing she went to Midtown (a STEM school!!) and got into MIT, I think she deserves some other potential majors.

I got these all from MIT’s website:

Architecture

Biological Engineering

Brain and Cognitive Sciences

Civil and Environmental Engineering

Earth, Atmospheric, and Planetary Sciences

Urban Science and Planning with Computer Science

Maybe she decides to have a minor, so here are some that I think MJ might go for as well (from MIT’s website as well):

Art, Culture, and Technology

Civil and Environmental Systems

Energy Studies

Environment and Sustainability

Toxicology and Environmental Health

I tried focusing on majors that I don’t normally see people headcanoning MJ going into which is why I didn’t include English/English aligned majors, Political Science, or any kind business major. A lot of the majors that I did choose for MJ are biology leaning because she gives me those types of vibes. I also included architecture (as you’ve seen) because it pulls in MJ’s affinity for art, but I don’t see that major as like a top MJ choice. Anyways, I just thought MJ deserved some more options as majors, especially since we know she’s going to MIT

#love my girl #she’s so smart #mj could literally major in anything and crush it #michelle jones #michelle jones watson #mj watson #michelle jones-watson #mcu mj #mj headcanon #spiderman #spider-man #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #skys post

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queerofdenial · 2 years

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the milf comedy acting emmy sweep 2022 is so incredibly important to me and more importantly to aarp

#riss speaks #jean smart #sheryl lee ralph #jennifer coolidge #laurie metcalf #gimme an ocean's seven that's just them + michelle yeoh + lisa ann + angela bassett and i'd spend every penny

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aorganicamelia001 · 2 months

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Discover the World's Hidden Gems at Your Pace

#mark manson #Pat Flynn (Smart Passive Income)#Michelle Phan #Joanna Goddard (A Cup of Jo)#Perez Hilton

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darnelladunham · 2 months

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#BlackHistory

#HarrietTubman

#RosaParks

#RubyBridges

#MichelleObama

#KamalaHarris

#KetanjiBrownJackson

#BlackWomen

#AmericanHistory

#BlackHistoryMonth

#black history #american history #smart black women #black women #harriet tubman #ketanji brown jackson #rosa parks #ruby bridges #michelle obama #kamala harris #black history month

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outragedtortilla · 3 months

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This was juxtaposed with Michelle’s own relationship with reading, which I think is more similar to mine. In contrast to her bookworm husband, she spent less of her free time buried in a book.

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#you mus #24/7/365 #Michelle’s story validated my experiences. She read when she was intrigued and interested. When met with the overwhelming stress of her FLOT #she relaxed with home renovation shows. Her sharing of this story helped me reflect on my debunked yet lingering rigid notion that to be so #someone who contributes positively to her community #to be smart and productive.#That is untrue.#lucy dot txt

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garlic-sauc3 · 6 months

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I kind of hate how often booster's character gets reduced to dumb and not a "real" hero when he had proven time and time again he is smart and a creative problem solver and a genuine hero, and he is extremely heroic and selfless when it comes down to it. yes he's the only hero who advertises and does sponsorships and has a company the way that he does, but he is a hero and it's not just for show.

#like when it was between saving michelle or saving millions of people #even though he wanted to save michelle #he knew that he needed to save all of the innocent civilians #and he has made so many sacrifices to do what was right #even if he started as a crook or a gold digger or whatever the fuck #he is a hero and he always was #and being a hero is so deeply rooted into his personality like he doesnt know how not to be a hero #ALSO he is not stupid #hes not a himbo or whatever #so many interpretations of him (especially ones where hes just thrown in there as a joke) show him as an idiot and not a real hero #but he is really smart #and knows how to use his environment and his suit to his favor #and yes he has guidance by skeets for some things #but also sometimes he does a solution different from what skeets suggests and it is more efficient and better #and like cmon guys he is very resourceful #please stop falling for the stupid not a real hero act #he is so much better than that

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reportwire · 1 year

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Complete list of winners at the 29th annual SAG Awards

LOS ANGELES (AP) — List of winners at the 29th Screen Actors Guild Awards, held Sunday in Los Angeles: FILM Ensemble: “Everything Everywhere All at Once” Male actor in a leading role: Brendan Fraser, “The Whale.” Female actor in a leading role: Michelle Yeoh, “Everything Everywhere All at Once.” Male actor in a supporting role: Ke Huy Quan, “Everything Everywhere All at Once.” Female actor in a…

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#arts and entertainment #brendan fraser #comedy #Entertainment #jamie lee curtis #Jean Smart #ke huy quan #michelle yeoh #Screen Actors Guild Awards #television #tv

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scientia-rex · 18 days

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I feel like disappointment in Biden is baffling to me because he was always a disappointment. He was the asshole who got to ride to power on the coattails of a better man. He told bizarre and repeated lies (despite getting caught at it and his team telling him not to) about having a Welsh coal miner dad when he did not and he stole that story from actual Welsh people. I read a profile of him years back that pointed this out and told the story of the time he straight up ignored good advice from an expert not to plant a certain kind of tree too close together and flew a bunch of them out to plant, at night because he was just too fucking excited about it, and they all died. He’s not a smart man! He’s charismatic ish and lacks principles and as far as I can tell doesn’t really care about abortion rights or a lot of things we’d consider pretty critical to preserving freedom. I sincerely thought he couldn’t become President because there were so many obviously better candidates in the pool. I underestimated the sexism and antisemitism in American politics, and when he became the candidate in 2020 I gritted my teeth and voted for him because the alternative was a man who is not only an idiot but also profoundly dangerous. Trump is not ha-ha crazy, he’s Mussolini crazy. He is not dangerous because he’s stupid, although that doesn’t help; he’s dangerous because he does not care about anyone except himself under any circumstances and if that means he lets the far right push us straight into forced birth for white women and sterilization for women of color he’s going to do that. If that means conversion therapy for queers and death penalty for homosexual acts he’s going to do that. He has literally no limits. If he gets back into power, a whole lot of people are going to die, again. It’s not a hypothetical because it happened the first time and he’s only going to get worse.

I am not, never have been, and never will be a fan of Biden. To pretend that he and Trump are in any way equivalent is wrong at best and another goddamn Russian psy-op at worst. To pretend that a third party candidacy is viable in the US is to completely ignore every election of your lifetime and your parents’ lifetimes, and to further ignore the lesson of Ross Perot.

You cannot save Palestinians by not voting for Biden in November; the best you can do is chip away at his margin, and the worst you can do is see Trump elected so he can decide to do the worst possible thing in ever circumstance. Biden has Palestinian blood on his hands and watching this when we could have had Bernie or Elizabeth Warren instead is maddening. (I would have preferred Hillary to Trump, but I don’t think she’d be any different than Biden here. They’re both old-school politicians.)

I hate everything about this, and I hate that saying “maybe don’t put the man who literally said he would kill his political enemies in power” is seen as supporting genocide. It’s acknowledging reality. Joe Biden as a person can eat rocks for all I care. I was kind of hoping he’d die sooner in his term so we’d have time to get used to and then vote for President Harris. (Remember when the line was “she’s a cop, don’t vote for her”? Funny how there’s always a reason not to vote for a woman or a person of color or someone you just “don’t like” and can’t put a finger on why except she “seems angry.” Oh does she. How would she not? When Michelle fucking Obama, the picture of grace , STILL got called angry for having the nerve to be a Black woman with an opinion? When Hillary Clinton lost to a man with no political experience to her decades and who openly discussed sexually assaulting women? Would you have voted for President Harris? Or would you let Trump win again because you don’t LIKE her personally and she’s made decisions and statements you disagree with?)

Biden has both less power than his critics give him credit for and more power than his fans give him credit for. He needs to do more to pressure Israel and although it’s a delicate diplomatic situation I’d rather see us fuck up our diplomatic relationship with Israel than watch more Palestinians get murdered for things like “wanting to eat” and “existing.” The line has been crossed, and he doesn’t see it. Because he wasn’t the best person for the job. Because they didn’t get elected, because of sexism/antisemitism/racism. Hell, I have no idea what bootlicker Pete Buttegieg would have done here, but I’d have given him a try. But no. We got Biden and we’re stuck with this reality where you can be as leftist as you want and still have to look at the situation and decide whether you’re comfortable contributing to a Trump victory through inaction. I want socialism—I want every single person on Earth to have clean drinking water, enough safe food, shelter, medical care, and education—and I’m going to vote for Biden, pissy as it makes me, because the only actual alternative is so, so much worse, for me personally as both a woman and a queer, and for everyone in America and the rest of the world who Trump would find reasons to hurt. What do you think the man who openly and repeatedly praises dictators is going to do when those dictators massacre their own people? Yes, we need to care about this genocide now. We also need to care about all of the other people who are at real risk, both at home and abroad. Would a Trump government agree to fund military intervention in Haiti without insisting on it being a colonial exercise in power? Would a Trump government roll back the restrictions on discriminating against transgender patients in healthcare? How would Trump respond if Orban started dragging people into the streets and shooting them en masse? How would Trump respond if China finally went for it and invaded Taiwan? There are more lives at stake here than mine or yours or even those of the Palestinians, who have deserved better for literally decades and are being mass killed in ways that should result in immediate sanctions, a war crimes trial, and the execution of Netanyahu.

The world deserves better from you than complicity in a Trump victory.

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diyeipetea · 2 years

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29ème Festival Jazz à Junas 2022 ( Junas, Occitanie -France-) [II/II] Por Joan Cortès [Conciertos de jazz]

29ème Festival Jazz à Junas 2022 Fecha: jueves, 21 de julio de 2022 Lugar: Carrières Grupo: Mammal Hands Jordan Smart, saxo soprano, saxo tenor y clarinete bajo Nick Smart, piano Jesse Barret, batería y percusión Fecha: viernes, 22 de julio de 2022 Lugar: Carrières Grupos: Andy Sheppard & Michel Benita Andy Sheppard, saxo soprano y tenor Michel Benita, contrabajo Portico Quartet…

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grouchydairy · 2 years

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This was juxtaposed with Michelle’s own relationship with reading, which I think is more similar to mine. In contrast to her bookworm husband, she spent less of her free time buried in a book.

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#you mus #24/7/365 #Michelle’s story validated my experiences. She read when she was intrigued and interested. When met with the overwhelming stress of her FLOT #she relaxed with home renovation shows. Her sharing of this story helped me reflect on my debunked yet lingering rigid notion that to be so #someone who contributes positively to her community #to be smart and productive.#That is untrue.

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