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Clavis was suffering from cowlicks, and so developed his own hair oil. He showed it off town and it flew off the shelves. It's a popular product even today...
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When Luke often takes naps in the garden, the animals gather around him and begin to nap together. Sometimes there are so many that you can't even get within a 10m/30ft radius of him...
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Yves sometimes shares the sweets he makes with the animals that live in the royal court...
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His beloved horse, Maron, loves Licht so much that she won't let go of him, and Licht even sleeps with Maron in the stable...
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While Nokto generally spends his nights seducing women, he occasionally visits the library late at night to study. When he ends up bumping into Clavis, it creates a very awkward atmosphere...
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The first time Keith compounded a truth-telling agent to try it out for himself, his butler desperately tried to stop him...
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If you pass by Rio's room, you can sometimes hear passionate confessions like "I adore you!" and "I love you!"
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One can often see servants lining up in hopes of being picked to serve Silvio so they can get a reward later...
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On days when Jin discovers a delicious drink*, you can hear him humming/whistling in the bathroom...
* Note i think this means more like "a new cocktail recipe" or a new drink on a menu at a bar or something
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During his stay at Rhodolite Castle, Gilbert was often seen going to the kitchen, and after he left, a large amount of food would have disappeared completely...
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Leon, being a popular man, has been confessed to by girls as young as 5 years old and as old as grandmothers in their 60s...
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The name Chevalier is derived from the fact that the Michele family has been a family of knights for generations...*
*Note that "knight" in French is literally chevalier.
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The bureaucrats who respect Sariel all seem to own Sariel's favorite quill, and it is said that you can tell if someone is a Sariel fan by looking at the quill they use...
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Ikeprinces Ranked By
Their Swim Speed
God Tier
RIO . This may be controversial, and while in practice his speed seems indistinguishable from Silvio’s, on paper it’s a different story. He didn’t survive a lifetime of well-intentioned harassment and water chases to come out as the loser. And frankly, even Silvio’s a little proud of his bro.
SILVIO . (Bane-voice) They say he was born in the sea. A sea of amniotic fluid.
LUKE . What he lacks in swim speed (which he doesn’t) he makes up for in sheer power.
Olympic Tier
KEITH . He is a powerful, tol boi.
LICHT . Our exercise king does not limit himself to activities on land.
JIN . You can’t be in his line of work and risk getting caught, no matter the terrain.
SARIEL . His regular outfit is basically a medieval goth wetsuit.
LEON . Faster than Chev? What? Am I on drugs? They have comparable swim speeds, but Leon has a sleight height advantage which he has learned to make exquisite use of.
CHEVALIER . What he lacks in swim speed he makes up for in sheer power and underwater presence. Shark energy.
Wet Clavis Tier
CLAVIS . What kind of list would this be if Clavis wasn’t exactly one spot below Chev.
Weenie Hut Jr. Tier
NOKTO . No
YVES . Ponds hate him. Mud wants to date him.
GILBERT . You cannot measure what does not exist.
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SUMMARY: a handful of insecurities the ikemen guys would adore.
WARNINGS: none!! :D
COMMENTS: happy holidays everyone!! i hope this makes at least one person feel loved by their fav <3 just know that this isnt a decisive list and that no matter your insecurity your favorite suitor would adore you to bits.
you might think that they're silly for adoring your stomach so much, worshiping any extra fat or polished muscle you possess. they revel in your softness, burying their face into your midsection whenever they get the chance, kissing the skin there when they wake up and resting a hand over your belly button when you two go to sleep. if you’re ticklish there, watch out, because they take great joy in poking and prodding you just to hear you giggle.
arthur, dazai, will, charles, luke, silvio, edgar, kyle, seth, loki, masamune, mitsunari, motonari.
they don't understand what’s so embarrassing about your body hair. to them, it adds a sort of human softness to your legs as they run their hands down your calves, feeling the slight prickle of where each strand begins and ends. they think it’s beautiful, smiling so softly as they cup your knee, rubbing their thumbs across your skin. they do the same to your arms, cherishing every inch of your body, just to remind you that even if you don’t like your body hair, they do because it's you.
leonardo, vincent, faust, clavis, zero, sirius, fenrir, mitsuhide, shingen.
your nose is often where their kisses land, sprinkling the bridge of it with their love and affection. they caress your face so tenderly as they bump their nose against yours, and you can feel the smile on their lips when they lean in to kiss you again. no matter what shape or what size, they will never stop thinking that your nose suits you just perfectly.
isaac, jean, leon, yves, sariel, keith, jonah, luka, dean, oliver, hideyoshi, keiji.
they think your acne and your scars are beautiful, even if you hate the way they look on your body. they insist it could never take away from your beauty, that you will always and forever be radiant, even with the red marks and the dull, faded scars. they’ll help you take care of them so you aren’t hurt, but they will never let you believe that you’re ugly. that word should not be associated with you, not when you have constellations speckled across your face and scars that are on their precious love and their precious love alone.
napoleon, sebastian, licht, nokto, alter keith, ray, dalim, mousse, yukimura, kanetsugu, kicho.
...and along with acne, they know you could never look prettier, especially not without your cellulite or stretch marks or anything in between. they trace the folds and warps in your skin with reverence because you are their love, their light, and their darling, and for as long as they live they want nothing more than to be able to hold you. because you are a human being who is worthy of love, if not for your humanity then because of your humanity.
mozart, theo, comte, vlad, jin, chevalier, rio, gilbert, lancelot, harr, blanc, nobunaga, ieyasu, ranmaru, kenshin, sasuke, yoshimoto, kennyo.
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