with the way some fans are acting & behaving regarding baby clifford; imma need them to get back in touch with earth & reality very quickly before i whack a bitch with an english school textbook im so serious.
bc some of u bitches are being so very weird in such an unhealthy manner. acting like u personally know crystal & michael & their baby. i need y’all to seek professional help expeditiously, im being very serious.
bc y’all have done some very fucked up weird shit. the baby countdowns, the guessing of her weight & shit, the monitoring of crystals story for updates, the FAN ACCOUNTS, etc. pls get a hobby & leave that baby ALONE! she’s not urs, u don’t know her, u’ll never know her.
i hope crystal & michael don’t share anything about that child until she’s like 3 & even then im apprehensive. but in the end its not my decision as its their child & if they choose to share tidbits about her, they can do so. and if they don’t, we have no room to complain at all.
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His camera looks fine to me lol
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The way Aziraphale looks at him. I can’t.
Like, “Babe, what in Heaven’s name are you doing?”
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this is what u freaks being weird about an unborn baby u don’t personally know needa do fr
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Roy whistles jauntily as he ascends The Pink Pony's backstairs. Three minutes later, he is following Crystal down the pink carpeted corridor, the air heavy with the sharp musky smell of sex and the competing scents of the girls' perfumes. Suddenly Crystal stops.
Crystal: Hold on a second Babycakes, there's someone coming out of one of the rooms-
Roy looks past her shoulder up the corridor and there's a sensation in his chest like his heart has been doused with freezing cold water. He speaks to Crystal in an urgent whisper.
Roy: Holy fucking shit. Crys, I have to hide! Stat!
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