#merry cackled for like 9 minutes straight

[beenovel]

Gandalf: What’s a thot?

Merry: It’s a thoughtful person

*later in the day*

Sam: Here’s your soup Mr. Gandalf!

Gandalf: Thank you, Sam, you’re such a thot!

Sam *wheezing*: I’m a  w h a t

#lotr #incorrect lotr quotes #the fellowship of the ring #hobbits #gandalf #merry brandybuck #samwise the brave #idk if samwise is brave enough for this #gandalf knows what it means he just wanted to see everyone's faces #it was worth it #frodo's eyes nearly popped out #aragorn choked on his soup #boromir was just confused #merry cackled for like 9 minutes straight