"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Sorry this is from the Annoying app but I do enjoy I can do cool time lapse things of my crochet
The pattern for this is out now on my Etsy btw if you wanna make yourself one
She's also available via Hobbii which gives 100% to designers so that's another swag option :^) it's also where i get all my yarn for my parasols, srsly cannot recommend Sultan enough
Another edit: I’ve made a Patreon if you want to support my designing endeavors. I have a lot of complicated clothing I want to grade the patterns for but it’s a lot of work so I needed some way to financially justify that. So yeah, if you like my work and want to chuck $3-$5 at my face every month to support it, that’s where you can do that
I love height differences aesthetically, but posing them can sometimes be a pain! So to cater to those that also struggle with posing smols and tols, I have a few options-
Meant for art of any type and ask memes, for drawing, writing, photography (like gpose!), ect. Gender nonspecific and for any sort of relationship type, romantic, platonic, and antagonistic!
There is a happiness no-one else knows:
the feeling of mud between fully webbed toes;
the caress of a breeze on your moist shiny skin;
the warmth of the sunlight that slowly soaks in;
the gentlest hum of a thought far away,
as you sit and you soak and let time tick away.
mfw i’m only 16 and have single-handedly made several of the most powerful cultivators cry simply by calling them stupid and telling a few “yo mama” jokes without any repercussions from the elders of my own clan who let me do/say whatever the hell i want because they’ve given up on trying to stop me