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biochemsitry · 6 months
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My brother's locker decor is *chefs kiss* on point (he's a pt student that's why his locker is so empty)
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transfretum · 7 months
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me when the
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fixaidea · 6 months
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4,6, 8 for the choosing violence meme
4. what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?
I've blocked a lot of self-proclaimed 'antis' just to stop myself from looking at their blogs. (Never interacted, but I can't always stop myself from playing disaster tourist.)
I'm talking takes like 'a 15 and 18 year old dating is totally paedo shit!!!' (when in real life these two can be easily going to the same high school) or 'two grown adults with an age gap is also paedo shit!!!'... and so is two people with a height difference dating!!! Or anyone dating an autistic person, because we all know autistic adults are actually just helpless uwu children amirite??? -.-
Like they learned one (1) bad word, which so happens to be a really heavy criminal accousation, and are now applying it to any and all ships they personally find iffy for any old reason.
6. which ship fans are the most annoying?
I'm so fucking glad Reylo died down by now, because that was just a massive L for the SW fandom in general. Shit-tyre ship, annoying and obnoxiously loud fans, almost as bad antis - just bad times all around.
8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about
People tend to forget that not only is Xie Lian really smart, but he's also a sarcastic little troll, which is the best part of his characterisation.
Same with Xiaoge, though that's less 'people forget' and more 'it really doesn't come across well in the dramas'.
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latibvles · 7 months
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I'm back because it just hit me: James and Ron for the platonic affection? 👀 I miss them
u know how i feel about Ron and the Clarke family I’m SICK
They walked home from baseball and track practice respectively every day during high school — they always waited for one another.
James made sure to be back in time to see Ron graduate from University. Similarly, Ron drove all the way to see James walk the stage.
Ron always covered for whatever idea-gone-wrong that James had because Irene and Don like him so much.
Consistent lighthearted teasing, many stupid bets made.
James is a hugger, Ron lets him squeeze as tight as he wants.
James knows all of Ron’s favorite snacks, gave him a bag full of them before he went to university
and what is a greater sign of affection than wanting Ron to marry his sister amirite boys
[ Unspoken Affection Meme! ]
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duskwingmoth · 2 years
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Sonic the Hedgehog
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As I begin my transition to the final stage of grief as a Sonic fan (for the third time) I ruminate on my history in relation to this spiny blue turd
I was born just before there was any potential for “& Knuckles” to become a future meme.  On the relative eve of changeover from SNES to PlayStation.  I am, thus, one of the final artifacts of a world where Sonic was good, and accelerated 3D games but a pipe dream.  May everyone know such innocent times in their future the way US kids did from 1994 to 2001, but I digress.
Sonic Is Eternal, as far as my world begins, and likely as it ends, too.  His successes and failures, and by extension SEGAs, are critical points of change in my personal life, whether I like it or not.
But our fraught relationship began inauspiciously.  Certainly I played a fair bit of Genesis when I was little, but also Super NIntendo, and PS1, and most especially N64.  SEGA, for a time, was a mild fraction of my first experiences with games, and Sonic a fraction of that.  His games were just Too Hard for a clueless girl who didn’t know she was a girl, and was terrified of even the thought of a game over screen in Super Mario World.
Literally I spent half my time in those halcyon days watching Mario fall asleep, rather than actually playing Mario 64.  I am a certified Gamer Girl now, but I amproof that Gamers are not born, they’re spec’d.
But I guess I thought he was cool and wanted more.  Because on my birthday in 2002, I received a tiny little interactive video software minidisc that, idk, you may have heard of, maybe not, don’t blame you either way.
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This was my everything.  This was video games.  This is the flashpoint for all I ever was, and all I ever will be.  You can blame me being me on this, unfailingly, forever.
Him especially.
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After literal months of playing all 31 levels, rocking out to some sweet music, and (poorly) raising Chao, it was far too late.  You cannot save me, there is no hope left.
I am... a Sonic fan.
I’m sorry.
In grade school I teamed up with a couple kids and started drawing Sonic comics.  Dozens of them.  Infested with one-off OCs with vomit designs and no character.  Almost none of these were ever finished and nobody but us really read them, but that didn’t matter.  We played and talked about every single game, we watched Sonic X, we read the official comics, I think we might have literally mailed a letter to Sonic Team begging to put our OCs in the series -- with no reference images included, of course; it was just a list of names.
And girl, you KNOW we were hyped for next-generation HD Sonic on XBox 360.  You KNOW it.
We disconnected in middle school and haven’t really made any efforts since, so I have no clue what their experiences were with that game. But mine was:
My family dropped several income brackets in the housing market crash and recession of 2007, so I had to make do with what I had for many years.  Sonic 06 was the furthest thing from my mind until I started watching Game Grumps in 2012.
Turns out the game was bad.  Bullet dodged, amirite?
Pff
I bought that game used and had to see for myself.  After all, Arin can’t video game, it may well be actually good?
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(src:  Vizionsin on Tumblr)
This jarring sequence of events was a window into a popular understanding that Sonic Was Never Good.  One with a long list of evidence and receipts that only grew longer with every passing year.  Oh Generations is fun, huh?  Have you played it on 3DS?  You think Lost World on Wii U is frustrating?  Welcome back to handheld hell, dumbass!
And frankly, it doesn’t even matter what is said about Sonic Boom.  It doesn’t matter that the cartoon was entertaining, it doesn’t matter that Fire and Ice was a perfectly fine experience, and it doesn’t matter how Big Red Button got screwed over at the eleventh hour.  Rise of Lyric and Shattered Crystal are the death knell of the entire franchise, ringing out into the void with every Sonic fan desperately covering their ears as the blue hedgehog rots on the noose before our eyes.
B-but I still had hope!!  SEGA turned it around once, they can do it again!  Right?  .......Right???
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At some point between the release of those two horror shows and the release of Sonic Mania, I went back and I played Sonic Adventure DX.  A game I remembered relatively fondly, despite all the haters.
And
Uh
Yeah
No
Sonic was never good.
And think about the position I’m in, sick to my stomach of nostalgia in general, when Sonic Mania hits, I buy it frame 1, only to discover that the level design has not evolved past 1994 when it really should have, and the entire game is festooned with these surface-level vapid callbacks that don’t add anything to the play experience.
Imagine my defeated sigh when Sonic Forces comes out and it’s the biggest vanilla wafer of nothing ever devised.
No surprise.
No anger.
Nothing.
Think about the last five years of subsequent, relative radio silence from a series that used to -- at the very least -- not let its blunders last long before they had a new one.  The conversation at large hasn’t had anything new to evolve from, it has only descended further and further into a tightening downward spiral of self-loathing and resentment.  Only hiccuped by the revelation of
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Consider how one gross weirdo who Archie Comics employed for a while changed the entire global brand identity of the franchise because SEGA can’t write legal documents to save their life.
Perhaps you may begin to understand a small part of where I’ve been at mentally for ten years.  As much as I may want to be excited, engaged, or even interested in Sonic Frontiers, it isn’t even on my radar.  As much as I want to believe IDW Sonic is a good comic series, I can’t bring myself to read it.  As much as I want to be having fun with and being part of the fan community, where will we be when the next complete fucking disaster of a game comes out?  Some of y’all are barely holding on as it is.
This hedgehog is a wreck, and for all their success beyond him, so is his parent company.
But hey.  I am too.
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(src:  TerminalMontage on Youtube)
Maybe this is the turnaround for Sonic, and we’re too battered to see it in the moment.  Sonic Movie 2 was apparently pretty entertaining.  Sonic Oranges is out, and apart from some weird nerds who care way too much about some mid Michael Jackson cuts, nobody seems to be complaining.  I’m also well aware that I’m the odd one out for Mania (and, tangentially, Freedom Planet), and we’re kinda just ignoring that one of the ascended fangame devs is an alt-right shitheel because so much of the stuff you see in the Sonic Amateur Games Expo and Sonic Hacking Contest just.  Gets it.  And has a high standard of quality, to boot.
Maybe this is just me saying “he wouldn’t hit me again, he loves me”.  But that’s a problematic analogy, and not a very good one, at that.  Sonic isn’t real, insofar as he has corporeal form as the creature with abilities the series purports him to be and have, and therefore not only can he not hurt me, he doesn’t even know I exist. Neither do any of the developers, or any of the suits in SEGA’s corporate office.  This is a parasocial relationship in the extreme.
Maybe SEGA will call me back one of these days and say “Yes!  Transgender Tails and Omelette’s West Side Island Adventure is kino AF, big dogecoin material!”  I think that one is especially likely, IMO.
I dunno.
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Through it all, I have regularly returned to Sonic Adventure 2.  The swan song of an all-too-short console lifespan stacked with banger games, and no slouch itself.  Only a couple friction points really grate on me with it, nowadays, and that’s saying a lot compared to most people who’ve played it.
It may not be one of my favorite games ever.  It may not even be one of my preferred games in the series.  But it still has that something, that ephemeral energy at the intersection of SEGA hyperpop and cringe but free cool kids.  So does Sonic Heroes, Sonic Riders, Sonic Advance 2, Shadow the Hedgehog, and Shadow the Hedgehog.
Especially Shadow the Hedgehog.
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That energy speaks to me on a primal level.  And the canvas that is this franchise still makes it remarkably easy to imagine a form that is expansive, and caters to weirdos like me, even when I don’t actually want to.
Shit, look at this blog post.  It is filled with post-ironic memery on a level impossible to achieve if people didn’t care about something.  We don’t just care about Sonic the Hedgehog because we’re damaged arrested-development losers.  We are, but that’s beside the point.
That Sonic still gains and holds new fans even after Sonic 06, even after Rise of Lyric, I think that says something.  Most of Mario’s would-be competitors died off, both in 2D and 3D, after one bad game.
Not this mouthy asshole.  Millions of years of evolution pass by, meteors crash into the earth, ice ages freeze the entire planet, and just like crocodiles, Sonic endures.
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And perhaps it’s because Sonic is just.  Good.  Turns out we’ve been freaking out over a couple bad games and overblowing their importance.  Could the series be more consistent?  Frankly at this point, I don’t care.  The weird diversity of everything about the hedgehog should be something we embrace, I think.
Alongside a perhaps tempered hope that we’ll get a fun game after all this waiting.
That’s probably what the true final stage of the Sonic Cycle is.  Accepting that we have a taste inscrutable to all the people who are just bad at games, and not giving a rat’s ass what IGN or whoever has to say.  Ascending above all the bullshit, understanding that we all, for better or worse, love Sonic the Hedgehog.
That we are all Sonicman.
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ccthepandafangirl · 2 years
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a meme almost outed me to my conservative Mother - a rant
WARNING: If you're triggered by mentions of religious content, don't read. Also, this is a long rant/explanation. Be warned.
Okay, a bit of background context first.
I (16f), myself, am Christian. I was baptised by choice (shocker, I know) at the age of four, I volunteer my summer holidays at Church-organised charities around the city, and I run a Bible study group at my school. This was all encouraged by my Mother, who comes from a family of refugees who migrated during the conflict in the 70s-80s in Southeast Asia when she was 6. They received aid from a Christian-run charity when they got back on their feet and struggled to adjust to western society, hence my Mother's family's complete devotion to Jesus. My grandmother, who can't speak English, routinely prays for the entire family and is reportedly very proud of my role as captain/leader of the Bible study group. My aunt gave me a devotions book for my birthday last year, and her daughter (my younger cousin) attends Bible study with me at school.
Very Asian + very Christian = a very, very conservative family (in most aspects, but not all). However, my family doesn't know that I am bi (except for my moderately-left Father and another cousin). This causes a few issues.
My Mother isn't hateful, per se, towards the LGBTQ+ community, but she's still homophobic. She views queer identities the way most view depression; a mental condition one can work to get out of with therapy, time, support, and most importantly, prayer. (She doesn't view depression like modern-educated people might, though, so I don't know how that analogy really sticks.) And whenever something LGBTQ+ related happens on the news, she often will launch into an unstoppable lecture about homosexuality & sin while my Father and I inwardly groan.
Those lectures haven't been completely directed at me since she thinks I'm straight because I used to have a boyfriend (which luckily quelled her suspicions). (he broke up with me around the time I came out to my friends, but that's another story for later).
anyway, onto what ACTUALLY happened.
Earlier that day, because it was the first of June and therefore PRIDE MONTH, I posted the meme to my private Instagram story with the added caption ''happy pride month. capitalism, amirite", like a regular teenager. 
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Closed the app. Didn't think much of it. Saw some of my queer friends liking my story, but nothing else.
I get home, drop my bag off downstairs, and go upstairs to nap.
First mistake.
There's a rule in my household that we leave electronics downstairs/away from our bedrooms. I came home from school, completely worn out and went up to my room without remembering to take my phone out of my pocket. I flop down for a quick nap. Half an hour later, my Mother noticed my phone isn't in its usual charging spot. She told me to bring it downstairs so she's sure that I'm not pretending to nap while messing around on social media.
Groggily, I gave my phone to her without thinking. You know, Christian + Asian obedience that's been drilled into me and whatnot. I went back upstairs. Nap again.
Normally, my Mother trusts me often to not snoop through my phone. But this time, after fifteen minutes, curiosity got the better of her, and she used this opportunity to snoop through anyway to see if I'd been off-task and not lying in bed exhausted.
Thanks for trusting me, Mother.
She opened my Instagram, which I stupidly didn't log out of. Opened my story. Is very confused because she doesn't understand meme culture. Saw the phrase "LGBTQ people". FREAKED out and called me to come downstairs. She demanded to know why her good Christian daughter, child of Jesus, daughter of Heaven (it's a Christian thing, I'm not that full of myself), captain of the Bible study group, would even think about such things.
I wake up from nap mode due to the sheer panic.
I "explained" that I downloaded the wrong meme (a marvel post) and meant to send that one to my friend, and reassured her with repeated "No, mother, I clicked the wrong one, whoops; no, it's not that; yes, I still believe in Jesus; yes, I still like boys; no, I'm not going to let boys distract me; no, you don't need to send me a homophobic sermon on Youtube again" (I didn't explicitly say the last part, but you know what I mean). Regardless of her technological competency, it was sort of believable since sending a post to a friend versus sending it to a story works the same way. Luckily, the post directly below the story bar on Instagram was about a free dress pattern, not another pride month meme. It supported my case. No LGBTQ+ here, Mother, I'm your good Christian daughter who loves sewing. She still gave me the lecture anyway. It was about halfway through her saying that I "need to be a good example and not promote the gay agenda, we love them but we don't tolerate their lifestyle", that I successful distracted her and escaped via homework.
sorry for the info dump, but I really need to get this off my chest. I wish I could be a normal teenager where a FRICKIN MEME doesn't make threaten my entire relationship with my Mother.
I love her (don't doubt that, I know that she's been through so much in order for me to even have school work to be worn out by), I love Jesus, but I can't stand this anymore.
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newtloss · 3 years
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Online school thoughts be like: Yes I can see that my mic is muted but is it really
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scrivenerspen · 4 years
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When you complete a huge project but know it will end up with you receiving even harder projects with diminishing returns of appreciation that leave you less fulfilled than you did when you started...
(source: x)
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starlight-ascension · 3 years
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Hi my name is Setsuna Higashi and I have short shadowy violet hair and red eyes like dried blood and a lot of people tell me my backstory is similar to Towa Akagi (AN: if u don’t know who she is watch get da hell out!) I'm also a Precure, and I go to a school in Clover Town. I love Hot Topic and I buy most of my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a red shirt, a dark blue jacket, a grey skirt, and the clover necklace Love gave me.
i’m speechless
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romanticalrj-old · 4 years
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bahahah my school sent this out in our k-12 email and i’m crying
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fawad-khan · 3 years
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Me! With Peter hehe🙈
Ahh I knew you'd be the first one to request hehe love you sisso 😘
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Me!
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Pairing- Peter Parker x stark!reader (coz it's just better that way amirite?)
Warning- none, some swearing, shouting, enemies to lovers?
Word count- 1.3k whoops
Masterlist ☆ Blurbs
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"Peter why do you have to bring up such atrocious ideas? Why can't we just go about it in a simpler way?"
"Because, I'm not your fucking puppy alright? For once let us just do this my way!"
No matter what the situation was, Peter and you always ended up having a first class row with five to ten minutes of being together in a single room. Be it missions, be it a movie to watch, be it suit improvements, he always managed to counter your opinion in some way or the other, and you hated him with your guts, your rage would rise and you'd end up shouting at each other till one of the avengers ripped you apart. He always had to find something to point at and criticized every single thing in your life, just to annoy the hell out of you.
Now, you maintained your composure when it came to school, as you did not want to get into trouble in school, and so did Peter. But this time, he had crossed the line.
You both had unfortunately been partnered up for your chemistry finals project. Normally, you wouldn't worry about passing it as chemistry was one of your strong subjects. However, the teacher just had to pair the two of you together, and none of you were eased about it.
You always liked to be as creative as possible and loved to integrate some art and splash of colour to intrigue your audience and to add creativity to your projects. Which is why you had come with a simple, yet effective plan to do a project on chocolate analysis, something that would catch everyone's attention, and at the same time with the fusion of chemistry be a very interesting experiment indeed.
Peter would rather die than admit that he actually thought this idea was pure genius. He had never really thought about something like this which was actually not very hard to do. But his arrogance got the better of him. He kept on giving stupid excuses on how this and that could go wrong, and how they could instead do something machine related. Of course, doing that wasn't easy as you required various complex tools to make a project related to machines and wiring which weren't easy to procure and neither your dad nor Bruce would give them, they themselves getting blasts of messing around with them.
"Peter this is not the time, okay? I've never once just brushed your idea by the side and went ahead with my thing without your consent. I came up with this idea for the both of us and I thought you'd be more interested in this, but clearly you have to go against every single idea I have." Your voice was now very loud and practically the whole tower could hear you..
"can you just shut up? Just calm down for fuck's sake."
"No no I am calm, alright? Here I am, trying to plan out a project with a guy who always disagrees with me, will find fucking faults in every little thing I do when I'm trying to score a grade for the both of us, yeah sure I am CALM!" You shouted the last word and picked up your stuff and stormed out of the room, slamming the door behind you.
He let out a frustrated groan, and held his head in despair. Tony saw you storming out yet again, and decided to take matters in his own hands. He entered your room, where Peter was still there.
"Another fight, huh kid? What is it this time?"
"it's nothing, Mr Stark. Just between (y/n) and me."
"Kid I've seen enough of you both bickering and almost at war at each other to say that it's nothing. It is something, isn't it? What's the matter?" He asked calmly, taking a seat beside him.
"I don't know, I just, every time she suggests something, and they're good too, I don't know, I just find myself counteracting towards them, you know? Like my brain somehow decides to just disagree and shout at her for everything. And it hurts me when I realise that I hurt her each time, you know? I really don't know what to do about it." Peter took a deep breath followed by this rambling, his face holding an upset expression.
Tony knew his protege very well and could sense that he did not want to go on like this. There was a high chance of why he always behaved like this.
"Kid, there is a possibility as to why you're behaving like this." He said, patting his back.
"Really? What is it?" He asked, perplexed.
"Normally when a guy and a girl argue a lot everytime they see each other, it usually means that they like each other. But sometimes they don't want to express it and so it comes out as rage and end up fighting."
"What? I- uhh" Peter had no words. He was thinking of how your cheeks always were flushed red and your hair wild and toussled whenever you two fought. The way your lips pursed together, made you look like a tornado and even then, he never failed to notice your beauty. Oh god Tony was right, he liked you!
Judging by his expression, Tony realised that what he said was true. Without uttering a word, he pointed his head towards the door, silently urging Peter to go to you.
He got on his feet and rushed out of the room, searching for you. He climbed downstairs to the kitchen and walked towards the storage cupboard where all snacks were kept, as this is where you usually came to eat from your secret snack stash whenever you were upset or angry.
He knocked on the shut door and waited. He could hear some shuffling inside, indicating that you were going to open the door. You opened the door, revealing your tear stained face, sniffles escaping your mouth. He had made you cry. He was now internally kicking himself for upsetting you. Yet how did you manage to look beautiful even when you cried?
"What happened, Parker? Come to tell at me more? Because I can't take this anymore." You said in a quivering voice, looking down at your feet.
"I -uh, don't know where exactly to begin, but uh I'm sorry for yelling at you earlier. I just shouldn't have. You know better, and I uh- how do I say this?" He let out a breath and continued, "your idea wasn't that bad, y'know? I think I kinda liked it." He shrugged.
"Uh that's actually different than what I expected. Anything else?" You asked curtly.
"Yeah, I'm sorry, I hurt you. I don't have any right to treat you how I treated you, and now that I look back, I was such a dick, it's a wonder you didn't run for the hills." He laughed at this.
"Oh, Peter uh, that's, uh really sweet of you." You paused, thinking of what to say next. "Actually, I uh am sorry too. I shouldn't have shouted at you like that today or all the past times I've shouted at you. It was just wrong, and I should've been more calm, I guess."
"Yeah, but also you look pretty cute when you're all flared up like that you know?"he said in a cute shy voice.
"Wait what? You really think that?" You asked, playing with a loose hair strand coming out of your ponytail.
"Yeah" he said, scratching the back of his neck.
"Well what would you say if I said that I think you're kinda handsome too?"
"Really? Are you serious?"
"No I'm (y/n)" you giggled.
"Shut up." He laughed.
"Well I'm the only one of me, and that's the fun of me."
"Well you're right about that. Maybe wanna go on a date sometime?" He shrugged.
"I'd love that Peter."
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runicmagitek · 2 years
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*runs in panting five days late* I KNOW YOU PROBABLY HAVE A BILLION TO DO SO FEEL FREE TO SKIP THIS ONE BUT ASK MEME THINGIE… SEKIFUYU 20 + 47 AAAAAAA
HELL NO WHY WOULD I SKIP THIS AHHHHH THANK YOU 💕
Oh my goodness we got Teacher AU + Not a Date. Hold on to your butts, I have to put this silly cuteness under a cut.
So both Ei and Iori are teachers at some high school. Iori teaches some science class and Ei's like, the shop teacher or whatever. Basically they don't really cross paths much except in the breakroom. Sometimes they have an "ugh kids these days, amirite?" kinda conversation, but nothing more than that.
AND YET.
Iori absolutely thinks he's cute because reasons, but also has zero nerve to do anything more than awkward breakroom chats. Ei's like "everyone thinks she's hot and by everyone I just mean me, but eh, out of my league" or something. They're just two ships sailing in the night, unaware that the other is quite smitten with them.
AND THEN.
THERE'S A FREAKING FIELD TRIP.
AND THEY'VE GOTTA CHAPERONE THE KIDDOS BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE IS SIGNING UP.
So they rally all the brats onto the school bus at 6 AM to go into the big city to go to the science museum or aquarium or something and of course Ei and Iori get paired up to watch over their gang. And YOU KNOW they get the rowdiest kids and they're trying their best to not strangle some teenagers, especially when they're like "OMG MS. FUYUSAKA AND MR. SEKIGAHARA ARE ON A DAAaaaAaaaAAAaAAAaaTE~~~"
Cue both of them blushing and being all NO WE'RE NOT.
Also cue both of them having panic attacks all like ".....wait could it be a date???"
Except no, totally not. They're just looking after some kids and doing their dumb jobs. But wow, that doesn't stop them from sneaking glances are each other or inching closer while they're looking at stuff or asking to sit next to each other during lunch break.
And it gets near the end and Ei's thinking "screw it, I'm going into the gift shop and getting her something LIKE AS A COWORKER FOR PUTTING UP WITH THIS HELL WITH ME". Except Iori has THE SAME IDEA and they both bump into each other and are like ....???? WHY ARE YOU IN HERE???? (also meanwhile, the whole time the kiddos are watching from around the corner) Insert awkward conversation here. Ei ends up being like "fuck it, we're doing it live" and just tells Iori to pick whatever she wants and he'll pay for it. And Iori just bluescreens and when she mentally reboots is like, "Um... I was... going to buy... YOU something, so um...."
More blushing. More awkwardness. Except Iori says the only thing she wants in the gift shop is Ei.
MORE BLUSHING. MORE AWKWARDNESS. (also the kiddos are squealing and shit by this point)
Ok lemme wrap this up, but anyhow, they get back on the buses to leave and these two have a date set up for the weekend (A REAL ONE) and they sit next to each other and Iori falls asleep on Ei's shoulder and it's sweet and adorable and the next time they're in the breakroom together, they have A LOT more to chat about. THE END.
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waytoomuchanalysis · 6 years
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I have a bump in the structure of my nose and I'm not sure if it's just always there, or if it's because I whacked my face on the handle of the chemical safety shower in a science classroom on Friday.
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brawltogethernow · 4 years
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How much can you tell about a fan from how much they like Raimi Spidey
Who you are based on your Raimi Spider-Man opinion:
1. The best Spider-Man adaptation! You don’t like new things and don’t adapt to change well. You’re probably an older Millennial or Gen X. You respect an iconic scene and cheesy drama and don’t retract your enjoyment of something when the pressure is on you to do so. You like adaptations of superheroes more than the comics.
2. The most comic-accurate Spider-Man adaptation! You have never read a comic these films were based on. You may have never read any comics. You read or heard this opinion somewhere and are parroting it, and may think you can verify it’s true because you read one Avengers issue from after 2002 where Peter Parker cameos. You have high potential to become a deep comic nerd someday who will be embarrassed you ever said this so watch out for that.
3. Revolutionary for its time, paved the way for later comic book films, pared down the source material out of necessity - respect without enthusiasm You’re a little jaded but you’re trying not to let it get you down. You’ve gained immunity to MCU hype. You were happier before you did, but you can never go back. Analyzing fiction is second nature to you.
4. I just hate them Toby McGuire is consciously on your list of celebrities who could not get it. You turn over interests fast and see disliking things as its own activity, a dark mirror of fandom. You have strong negative opinions of properties you have not personally checked out and you’re happy that way because dissing stuff with people makes for good conversation.
5. Must a movie be “good” to like it? Is it not enough to have colors moving on the screen very fast. I respect you. You’re the better timeline version of the first category. Self aware and witty, a little insecure.
6. They’re bad because [thirty minute list of flaws] Wow you’ve thought about these movies a lot. You like review and analysis series like CinemaSins. (You may have a flaw list for CinemaSins specifically: It’s just an example.) Possibly an aspiring writer. You’re very plugged into pop culture and it doesn’t really occur to you to avoid media just because you don’t think it’s good.
7. I liked the first two when they were newer but they didn’t age well. Your persona is very go with the flow, not very opinionated. You consume media casually. In school you liked whatever bands your classmates did.
8. I have a soft spot for them but the effects are bad. You like MCU Spidey. You overestimate how empathetic and discerning you are. You don’t judge quickly but you do judge heavily.
9. I can’t hear you there’s only room for one Spider-Man movie in my brain WHAT’S UP, DANGER?
10. The third one ruined the whole trilogy! THAT’S what ruined it for you? You’re not wrong but your taste is unreliable.
11. I love [ship]! You’re very resilient. The weird kid. You glom onto stuff you like and don’t let go. Natural resilience to acting because of peer pressure, though you can take emotional hits from it. Probably internet friends with the three other people as deeply invested in this version of this ship as you are. Excitable in both positive and negative senses. You still use ff.net a lot. Above average vintage and otherwise lesser known comic knowledge but your attention is divided. The rare media targeting you is the 2017 cartoon if you’re a Parksborn and the Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane comic series if you’re a PeterMJ.
12. Uh I saw one or two in theaters? I don’t really remember them. You only read this list this far down because you like seeing people discuss their pet topics regardless of whether you understand them. May have to hit up a search engine to be sure what “Raimi” is.
13. Directly responsible for a lot of bad 616 trends, weird storylines, and character assassination. You’re a dyed in the wool comics nerd. Don’t get so mad you forget why you even like superhero comics. Go drink some water. You pirate media because capitalism can’t sustain how much you read.
14. Directly responsible for a lot of great 616 storylines!!!! Also a dyed in the wool comics nerd but all your favorite storylines are in the early aughts (and maybe late nineties), which was a formative time of your life. You like dropping niche comic trivia as talking points, also from this era. You not only actually go to comic shops but also have a pull list. Pour one out for the Ultimateverse amirite?
15. Peter sure turned into a giant spider and gave birth to himself because of this movie lmfao. You embrace the humor and weirdness in situations to stay sane. You know weird history or science facts and like to pepper them into conversation. Your ideal history rant is arranged to be reminiscent of that meme with the guy knocking over a giant domino with a row of successively smaller dominos. You feel the most enjoyable parts of comic community are online. You might be on Twitter. You could beat the above category in a trivia-off but would probably flub the execution due to being put off by them. You vibe with nihilism memes but you care just under the surface.
16. My blurry half-remembered impression of them isn’t negative You’re nice. You like cute desserts. I feel like you had an anime phase and go to cons.
17. Garfield Spider-Man sucks!!!!!! That’s not actually a Raimi opinion but you think it is. Low humor is just humor to you and you don’t see that as a problem.
18. I’ve been waiting for you to PRAISE the Amazing movies actually? You like Taylor Swift and would be super down for it if Kindred turned out to be Gwen Stacy. You’ve been screaming for years. You don’t like the Raimi films but don’t have time to get down on them while defending your own maligned property. You know Fant4stic was objectively not great but you’ll defend it. Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield live in your head rent free. You like to curl up and watch some good looking people having a tragic romance okay.
19. Spider-Man 3 is a cinematic masterpiece. You like shock humor and stoke attention from internet trolls on purpose. You discern your own opinions and don’t give a damn about anybody else’s.
20. I’m very two cakes meme about Spider-Man content! Raimi good! MCU good! Webb good! All the cartoons are good! I see a red mask and a thwip and I riot. A pure soul. I don’t understand you, but that doesn’t reflect well on me.
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sinkix · 3 years
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⁑ Haikyuu Headcanons based on my irrefutable scientific research ⁑
YO-HOOOO! It’s been a while (like 3 months hejfksd) but I felt like doing some shit-posting since that is my profession and sharing my late night HQ headcanon thots, a Christmas miracle amirite? 
{Contains some NSFW content}
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Tanaka and Noya have a spotify playlist that serves the sole purpose of being blasted before practise to get them hyped up and it drives Daichi insane. It most definitely includes Big Time Rush on it. 
Sugawara loves going for early morning walks to watch the sunrise and it makes me so soft omg.
Daichi likes his coffee black, I’m talking bitter as hell.
Kageyama once as a kid tried to bite into a banana without peeling it and is now traumatised bc his whole family laughed at him, kinda has a grudge against bananas now.
Noya drinks too much Monster energy like dear god his kidneys are going to cry.
Hinata sits in the bathtub and sticks his feet out in front of him and watches as his toes curl and uncurl, amused much like a toddler would be lmao. He does this when he is thinking intensely too, like you cant see it but his toes are definitely furling and unfurling when he is contemplating something.
When Kuroo is having a bad day he’s the type to joke about it and laugh it off, remaining strong for the team but then goes home and sits in a dark room crying and listening to Frank Ocean. He also frequently has nightmares and if he has a partner he will wrap  his arms around them during the middle of the night for some security. Fuck the bad boy Kuroo trope he is such a secret softie.
Kenma has the cutest yawn, like everyone always goes so soft when they hear this bby cat boy let one out. It’s the equivalent of laying your head on a feathery pillow, it makes you so sleepy. It’s contagious. 
When Oikawa has a partner he always calls them after practise to whine dramatically about how his body aches, obviously expecting them to baby him. He’s a slut for shoulder rubs.
Tendou ironically joked about having a foot fetish for so long as a meme, but then actually sucked some toes for a joke and was like “ayo why my pp hard bruh” From that point on he realised it is most definitely not a joke. When memes transcend irony and become a reality.
Tsukishima has a long skinny dick that dangles like a fucking pendulum when he hops outta the shower. I don’t make the rules bruh. Yamaguchi is aware of this and sometimes says “Ahaaa it’s ya boy UhhhHHH--- skinny penis” when he walks into the room and Tsukki HATES him for it. 
Asahi owns a very cute scarf collection that screams coffee shop hipster, homie got style.
Kiyoko has incredible taste in music, a lot of soft beats with catchy melodies.
Yachi frequently questions her sexuality, and has most definitely taken one of those “what’s your sexuality?” quizzes on Uquiz mid-crisis lmaoo. 
Iwaizumi loves varsity jackets and looks incredible in them, he rocks the 90′s American high school style.
Temperature doesn’t affect Kageyama as much as the average person, though he greatly prefers cold weather to hot, his teammates question how he can run in like -5 temperatures in shorts, literal monster.
Daishou’s first time with Mika included him slipping over a pair of discarded socks on the way to the bed and Mika had to stifle a laugh in order to not fully kill the mood, she still brings it up offhandedly to this day and it kills him inside a little more each time.
Ushijima goes to bed at like 8-9pm and Tendou makes fun of him for it frequently.
Tanaka and Noya giggle at any mention of the numbers 69 and 420. The teacher once mentioned 69 in an equation and they started snickering like kids in the back of class. They often quote old vines and high-five anyone who understands the references.
Kageyama refuses to nut several days before a match as he is convinced it drains his stamina and boosts his concentration. The other teammates thought it was bizarre when they found out.
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sugasugawarau · 4 years
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200 milestone
This blog hit 200 during my semi-hiatus and I neglected to post this after because I still had matchups for my 100 and the mlist for Table for Two was posted meaning I’m a lil late 😹👍 but I do want to take the time to properly thank each and every one of you for sticking around!! Your support means the world to me I love u all 🥺💕 As a thank you, I’ll be doing matchups again and a lil smth to do with self-ships; read more about and join the event here!
From my previous milestone to now, I’ve also had the amazing opportunity to get to know more people so I want to take the time to thank some of my mutuals since I’m most likely going to be rlly bad at replying to messages and checking up on your posts with school starting up :,) (VERY lengthy hence read more)
— to the biggest lo5ers ik!
@kbh-ton; HAHA I bet you didn’t expect to be called out since you only use Tumblr for reblogging but here we are, bbq sauce on my (.)(.) 😍Just wanted to say that aside from being an amazing friend since grade 4 (except for when you bully me stop trying to kin Tsukishima so hard smh), I am immensely grateful for your support for all the dumb shit I do online and offering your thotz on a lot of my headcanons and other shit too because you’d think witnessing the bs I do irl would be enough to last you a lifetime 😹🤟 Ily and message me on ig or discord when u see this pp
And thanks to my other irl friends Emma (who doesn’t have Tumblr) and Yoshi (who doesn’t watch Haikyuu - lame ik 👎 - but has Tumblr and posts sexc art so check him out but don’t tell him I sent u or anything!! @/ashr00m) for not really knowing what I do here but being supportive nonetheless and inspiring a LOT of my text scenarios and being my best friends or whateveuh 👁👅👁 I’ll text them a proprer thank you in the gc and remind them that I love them too because it’s soft on main hrs too apparently 🙀
— to my wifeys (poly 🥰)
@tendouthighs; Codie, you were my first friend on tumblr and I want to take the time to thank you for posting that you were open to making friends here because without that I might not have ever gotten the courage to slide into your dms 🙈 You always brighten my day and your text scenarios are EVERYTHING, ily lovely! 💜
@pyblos; Lyra, you’re the Iwaizumi to my Oikawa, my wife in our very extensive reverse harem, and have been one of the most prominent people during my weird tumblr journey. You’ve been here since the early days of my blog and have been a constant source of love and support, I’m so glad to have met you and you’re so talented!! 😚💕(even if u bring out the 🔪 every once in a while HAHA) ilysm bb 🤍
@yeskoushi; Shan my babygork 😻🥺 we may have only started interacting recently but you’re so funny, kind, and talented. Not only is your writing top tier, your entire blog is pretty too just like you (insert the ur so sexy aha ha ha meme face here🥴) Never hesitate to reach out to me okay? Sending you good luck for sch and ily and imy 😿💕
— to my beautiful bbs!
@sneezefiction; Gracie, words can’t begin to describe how beautiful you are inside and out. Ilysm, I’m in awe with all you do - your fics and headcanons always make me soft, as if I’m being enveloped in a warm hug :,)) Thank you for also being here since my blog’s early days and most importantly for being you, and I’m so happy we met 💙
@baeshijima; Sophie!! We’ve only recently started talking as well but ilysm 🥰 I can’t thank you enough for being such a blessing and always remember that you deserve all of the kindness you give out x1000! I hope we get to know each other better and make sure you’re taking care of yourself 🥺💖
@heyhinata; Cal bb we also have only started interacting recently but omg ily and would fight anyone and anything for you, you’re so precious and funny how do you do it 😾💕 I’m vv glad we met and I’m so excited for your future works!!
@astereim; Rein, Mareina supremacy amirite 😼 SHFJAKDJ okay but honestly you’ve been one of the easiest people to talk to right from the start and also your writing is i m m a c u l a t e, I admire your characterization and dialogue sm and ily :,) 💙
@softforsaeko; Joy, ily ❤️ and I still don’t know how you can perfectly embody the word joy. Every time I see you on my dash I let out the most obnoxious cackles because you’re HILARIOUS (Fun fact my irl who has tumblr says that he’s also started immediately thinking of you when he sees Saeko, can’t wait for you guys to get married!!)
@agaassi @visaintes @miki-snake @drabblily @oii-sugasan @lcnelyinthesky @bearri-main @ranojiroa-san @ukaiscigarette @strawberrii-milktea @murdereddaydreams @keichan @bellesowl @fvrcore @noya-sannnn
I was scared to talk in the server when I first joined (I’m a pussy ik 😿) but I can say with confidence that I don’t regret it because I got to meet all of you wonderful and talented people. To everyone I’ve had the chance to talk to, thank you for making me laugh sm and ily!! And to everyone else in the server I haven’t interacted with yet, ilyt you’re all so sweet and I hope to get to know you better in the future 🤍
And thank you to @inloveinc @sa-suga @tsukkiscookies @cherryonigiri @oikawas-wh-re @tsuumu @haijme @honeykaashi @mirajanestrauss1999 @tris-does-stuff @sunnsflower @sleepykarabou @ksyescribe I hope we can to get to know each other better as well, ily, and please make sure you’re taking care of your beautiful + talented selves <3 This all applies to my new mutuals too !!
— to my inspirations!
@90s-belladonna @the-broken-halo-writer @indigohitoshi; Aixa, Corey and Issa, all three of you inspired me to make my own blog with your SMAUs and written works 🥺 I would like to thank you all sm for sharing your works and know that you’re all amazing !!💕
@sugardaddykenma @hina-wit-da-glock; Lin and Lola, I’m still dumbfounded that you both follow me tbh LMAO. You were both some of the first haikyuu blogs I followed and you always crack me up with your posts, rlly some of the coolest people on here. I adore you and wishing you the best in everything you do! 🥰
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