pointless trivia of the day: I get annoyed when people refer to cats kneading on something as "making biscuits" because biscuits aren't like breads, and should under No Circumstances Be Kneaded
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Fronds, it is not recommended to forget an entire CUP of flour whilst baking cookies.
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eating my fav's pussy like how I devour my peanut butter bagel in the mornings
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I tried talking about sharp teeth on discord and my internet fed me the middle finger. Uhm, excuse you, internet? Who the fuck do you think you are, keeping me from talking about the kinds of dangerous shark teeth my favorite men have in their mouths?
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Dearest darling jams. what the fuck is a promite and what’s the difference (yes I could look it up myself but where’s the fun in that when I get to hassle you instead <3)
hello my darling anon. allow me to clarify
this is promite
this is vegemite
hope this helps <3
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There are little lesbians who are obnoxiously in love with each other in my house and I want them to be in a lasting happy relationship somewhere else that isn’t in my house.
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it's been a while since i made caramel so i thought i screwed it up last night but it turned out hella good
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