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lamaery 2 months
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Cosmere femslash febuary is over, but I still have some things from it to post. Marasi being impressed by MeLaan's storage power and Khriss and Jasnah giving themselves an earned rest from a ll that heavy researching. 馃挄
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wafflelovingbatgirl 3 months
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Listening to the Dragonsteel spoiler rafo streams and I just wanna say, on behalf of the cosmere, a deep thank you to Wayne and MeLaan for not having children because it鈥檚 apparently possible for humans and kandra to interbreed.
Can you imagine? Those kids would be a fucking NIGHTMARE
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cosmerelists 3 months
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Cosmere Characters: Should They Be At The Club?
As I think I've mentioned, I write these lists a couple months in advance, usually. So I don't know if the great "They should be at the club!" meme is still going strong, or if people will see this and be all, "Bah! That's SO 2023!" But eh.
So anyway, should Cosmere characters be at the club?
1. Dalinar
Dalinar should not be at the club. Dalinar would not understand the club, and he would not like the club.
2. Sadeas
Weirdly, I think Sadeas would understand the club better than Dalinar would, but he still should not be there. Sadeas's presence would make the club worse, no matter how fashionable he is.
3. Tress
Tress was only eighteen! She should have been at the club, although the club would probably be less exciting than her life at sea.
4. MeLaan
MeLaann is only, uh, thousands of years old (I think) but she should ABSOLUTELY be at the club. She would love the club, and the club would love her too.
5. Rlain
Has Rlain ever NOT been having a tough time? He deserves a wild night at the club with Renarin, and I'm sticking with that.
6. Vivenna
Vivenna was only twenty-two when she was supposed to be sent to marry the god-king. Yes, she should have been at the club instead. She would hate it, though. She would hate it so much.
7. Painter
Painter should get to be at a club lurking in a corner, drinking vodka on the rocks because it sounds tough and wishing it didn't taste so much like rubbing alcohol.
8. Hoid
Hoid should not be at the club. He's very old and also, no one at the club would be able to hear what he was saying and that would make Hoid sad.
9. Demoux
Demoux was in his early twenties when Kelsier's rebellion was going on. He 100% should have been at the club instead. He's named after a friend of Brandon's and Brandon said he'd survive and "get a girl" apparently and those are both things that can happen at a club.
10. Lift
Lift should not be at the club. Isn't she like 13? That's too young for the club.
11. Kaladin
Kaladin should be at the club. Adolin will have to drag him there, though, and he will spend much of the time looking glowery.
12. Ulaam
Ulaam should not go to the club because drunk people cannot consent to giving up their body parts (even after death) and Ulaam knows that and it would make him sad to see all of those beautiful elbows or what-not and not even be able to ASK for them.
13. Sebarial
Sebarial should not be at the club--he should be home drinking with Palona. He would own clubs, though, if he could.
14. Hrathen
Hrathen should not be at the club. He would definitely kill the vibe.
15. Szeth
Szeth is like 35 years old. He should not be at the club. He should be wrapped in a warm blanket and placed somewhere quiet, peaceful.
16. Moash
Yes--at any point in the narrative you can look at what Moash is going through and say, "Would it be better for him to be at the club right now?" and the answer is always yes.
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king-of-the-oreo 1 month
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this is how shadows of self went right?
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Image of a white cat on a windowsill with open mouth. Text at the top right corner says "Father I crave violence"
On top of the cat is the word "MeLaan"
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jewishicequeen 10 months
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Diversity wins! The holy person about to eat you is genderfluid!
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barlydoodles 1 year
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Era 2 crew聽
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thestormlightnetwork 6 months
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melaan is the eldritch horrors girly pop
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cosmereclysmic 3 months
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鈿狅笍 I know it's been out over a year now, but for those who haven't read it: The Lost Metal Spoilers ahead!
There's no reason to think there's even a salt shakes worth of dust left of Wayne after he exploded himself, but I'm just imagining some of the kandra sifting through all the debris at the bottom of the ocean and managing to piece together a tiny leftover scrap of bone and bringing it to melaan. I like to think she would incorporate it into one of her favorite skeletons, perhaps the Emerald one. Maybe she carries it with her like Wayne carried around his lucky hat. A tiny little piece of the human she shared a tiny little piece of her life with.
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The funniest part in Shadows of Self was when Wayne is telling a story about how he ate too many sausages and had to take a massive painful shit afterwards, then Melaan pops her head out to call him "cute" and his response is something like "sorry, I'm saving myself for [the lesbian who keeps shooting him]".
My brother in booze, that's a statuesque shape-shifting party girl who thinks poop jokes are funny. You literally can not pull anyone better.
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kandra-chameleon 1 year
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VenDell, at any opportunity, in any break in the conversation, with absolutely zero prompting:
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lamaery 1 year
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Character scribble time!!!
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skyofdarkmatter42 1 year
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Scadrial was always bound to have a human-kandra couple and I'm glad Sanderson put it where the freaky sex potential would surely be fulfilled
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cosmerelists 6 months
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If Cosmere characters had to find work in a new genre...
[SPOILERS for Yumi & Nightmare Painter in #7--beware!]
Oh no! The Cosmere series is laying off its characters, and now they have to go and find work in other genres. Into what other genres could these characters most easily go?
1. Western: Wax & Wayne
Wax: I mean, this one is obvious, right? We're basically characters in a western already. Wayne: Yeah! You'll just have to remember that you can't manipulate bullets with your mind. Wayne: And I'll have to remember that I can only survive being shot...what? Three or four times? Wax: ... Wax: We will not survive long.
2. Science Fiction: Navani
Navani: My qualifications include "having built a literal flying ship" and "being of a race that comes from a different planet." Jasnah: So you are the alien invader in this scenario? Navani: I like to think I'm the beneficent kind.
3. YA Fiction: Siri
Siri: I mean...I'm a beautiful seventeen-year-old with magic hair and a rebellious streak. Siri: I think my best bet is this or "Disney princess."
4. Shonen Anime: Kaladin
Kaladin: I got a giant sword. Kaladin: Flashy powers. Kaladin: Dramatic powerups and even more dramatic one-liners. Kaladin: A crew of other superpowered folks bound to me by the power of friendship. Kaladin: I even get fight sequences that only lead me to respecting my opponent and becoming their friend. Kaladin: I mean...come on.
5. Horror: Silence, Yumi, and Painter
Silence: Not saying my life is a horror show or anything, but... Silence: I do live on, like, a hell planet full of ghosts. Painter: I live on a darkness planet full of living nightmares. Painter: Plus, I kinda lived "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." Yumi: One, I resent that. Yumi: And two, I got the ghosts, the nightmare planet, AND religious trauma! Silence: I'm...happy for you? Yumi: Thanks, I guess!
6. Spy Thriller: Rlain and Ranette
Rlain: I mean, I did literally work as a spy so I have the qualifications. Ranette: And I can make cool tech devices. Ranette: Do you want a suit whose lapels give off knock-out gas? Rlain: That does sound pretty cool... Ranette: We'll get along fine, kid.
7. Detective Novel: Marasi
Marasi: I think I could pull off "hard-boiled detective"--I've done my share of investigate work. MeLaan: Oooh! Ooh! Can I be the femme fatale?! Marasi: Uh...
8. Romance: Susebron
Susebron: I hear that tall, brooding, silent men are a staple of the genre. Susebron: PLUS, I know what sex is now! Susebron: That's gotta be a bonus!
9. Historical Fiction: Dalinar
Dalinar: Thanks to my visions, I have experienced several historical periods. Dalinar: I seemed to fit in them all with some degree of success. Lift: Yeah! A tight butt is always in style!
10. Children's Picture Book: Lift
Lift: Since I'm just a little kid, I don't see where ELSE I could go. Wyndle: M-Mistress, I'm not sure you would be, uh, the best example for little kids... Lift: What do you mean? I bet I could steal a food for every letter of the alphabet and that'd be stormin' educational! Wyndle: ... Lift: Sorry, sorry. Lift: Storming educational. Wyndle: T-THAT WASN'T THE ISSUE
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bookish-bi-mormon 11 months
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I feel like Brandon Sanderson really leaned into Wayne and Melaan's gender-fuckery in The Lost Metal. You have Wayne showing up in a maid's outfit, just for fun, not for a mission or anything, and Marasi saying that he really pulls it off, and then Melaan is specifically going for "an androgynous look," with short hair and trousers.
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uinferno 6 months
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Cosmere Inktober Day 11 - Cups
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barlydoodles 2 years
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MeLaan doodle
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