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many-gay-magpies · 6 months
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i aint depressed but learning about finance makes me understand why so many people are in this economy
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mwolf0epsilon · 11 months
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Summary: In which several clone medics create a private comm chat where they can discuss the daily shenanigans they are exposed to. Chaos, as usual, ensures.
[A chatfic where you get to see the clone medics either unwind after a long day, or occasionally pester each other for a quick laugh. Each chapter will be fairly short and simple, and there will be a LOT of Clone Medic OCs in it. Some chapters might focus primarily on certain characters rather than the group as a whole.]
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bittersweetmagpie · 4 months
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Did a fun little art challenge I saw on YouTube to create a doll OC and went for a guro nurse lolita type thing
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mischiefmagpie · 5 months
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I was just told by our government that, as a type 1 diabetic who makes around 12k a year, I am Too Rich for Medicaid and Too Poor to receive any financial assistance for Medicare and should be able to pay $300 monthly premiums...when I get $250 a week as a paycheck. I literally can't find another job. I have been looking for 2.5 years!!!!
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sharedheadspace · 2 years
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so when anti-endos follow us what Exactly do they think the word "inclusive" means here
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argo-bolo · 4 months
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Thinking about how funny it is being born on a Tuesday and having Grace being in your name.
Like, referring to the whole rhyme that Wednesday Addam's name might be based on:
Monday’s child is fair of face, Tuesday’s child is full of grace, Wednesday’s child is full of woe, Thursday’s child has far to go, Friday’s child is loving and giving, Saturday’s child works hard for his living, And the child that is born on the Sabbath day Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.
It's just so silly that it was a total coincidence that this happened. Every couple of months I remember this rhyme and have a giggle.
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string-chese · 7 months
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tired of people thinking you should pee on a jellyfish, you shouldn't, you should deal with it and not be a little cry baby piss boy
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the-er-system · 1 year
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Living up to our system name!! We’ve been to the ER three (3) times in the last week with no help or answers each time. At least today we got a doctor who listened and tried to get us admitted to hospital. But the hospital wouldn’t fucking admit us because “they didn’t feel it was necessary.” Even though I’m experiencing things like significant breathing issues, a spike in chronic fatigue, and now problems with my vision that are odd and upsetting. But wait there’s more! That I don’t want to get into because it’s almost 2:00am, I just got home, and I need to shower.
It has been four fucking years of this. Of going to doctors with health concerns that stop me from living my day-to-day life only for them to shrug and send me on my way. Because my case is odd and complicated and uncommon (possible rare idk). And they don’t want to deal with that. They want something easy to diagnose and treat that won’t take too much time and effort. So I’m just left on my own, struggling to get by and begging for any help from anyone. But even fucking trauma therapists have started being like “Your case is too complicated I can’t help you.”
I’m so thankful for my friends who have been supporting me through this. But also how the fuck am I supposed to live my life and keep attending college if all the professionals take one look at me and decide I’m not worth their time? When Disability Services is a fucking joke that sits on their hands? When I don’t even have a wheelchair that doesn’t actively do harm to me? I’m trying my best to just suck it up and figure out how to cope. But there’s only so much I can do and it feels like I’m far past my limit. But there’s also nothing else for me to do but keep punching a brick wall hoping somebody will decide to be gracious enough to lend me a key through the steel door. Instead of walking by and being like “look at how successful you’ve been so far! Figure it out so you don’t throw it away! Don’t use your disability as an excuse!”
I dunno man, I’m just tired. Not quite relapsing into the “I don’t want to live anymore” tired. Just “it’s been 19 years of me having to try and survive trauma after trauma on my own with rapidly declining health, while being expected to be The Best at everything anyways. Can I please catch a break?”
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80hdean · 1 year
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Cannot fucking believe I worked all day long to reblog as fast as i possibly could, way faster and more careless than I usually am, like I spent more than 6 hours doing this, and still never hit post limit. I don’t think it’s even possible for me.
Actually wait I did some math. If post limit is 250 and I spent 6 hours on this website I would have had to reblog faster than one post every 1.5 minutes which okay I’ll be honest there’s no way I managed that. So much of my dash is really text heavy or even if it’s technically a jpeg it’s got a buttload of text in funny fonts on it which takes even longer to decode or just like straight up videos that are longer than 90 seconds! 90 seconds per post is so fast! To read or watch a post, decide if it’s worth reblogging, add the requisite tag(s) and wait for the app to load shit.
Y’all who hit post limit regularly…is it mostly just still photos? One liner shitposts? How on earth do y’all do it. Coz at this point I’m realizing I’d have to spent probably 10-12 hours on tumblr realistically to get 250 posts reblogged. And even that idk some days I’m a lot slower or there are a lot more long form text posts to read.
Huh well destiel I guess y’all weren’t important enough for me today 😔
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gatitties · 1 year
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Magpie
─ Strawhats, Heart Pirates & Kid Pirates x reader
─ Summary: you like shiny things and you may have a bit of diogenes syndrome, you just like to collect things!
─ Warnings: none
(Whitebeard ver.)
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─ Your strange nature was what made Luffy want you on his ship, he probably just saw you doing something crazy just because you saw something shiny and immediately needed it.
─ Nami and Usopp were not in favor at first, the others have already gotten used to their captain's stupidities, but these two are terrified that you could be someone dangerous.
─ They completely forgot when Nami sees you appear with a bunch of jewelry you found lying around as well as relatively good material for Usopp's (or Franky) weapons.
─ You're like an angel from heaven to the orange girl, practically a money maker!
─ And the others just love watching you collect things, even though it's mostly shiny things, you can always end up going astray when you find, for example, nice looking rocks.
─ You and Luffy have a collection of rocks together, they are all named.
─ Chopper always asks you for help collecting medicinal plants because you're just good at finding things, even though you get distracted by other small items along the way.
─ And that's not all, everyone named you Zoro's official partner, not only are you good at finding little things of interest, you also have a radar to find people! as if you were born with the orientation that the swordsman lacks.
─ Although many times you just get distracted following a trail of shiny things and lose Zoro…
─ Sanji asks you for help from time to time, there are many utensils in the kitchen and he has to move fast, if he loses something among the sea of food and utensils you are always there to give it to him because with a simple glance you found it.
─ The same goes for the parts that Franky needs, you could find that needle in a haystack without breaking a sweat.
─ And while they generally love your collector's character, sometimes you keep too much useless stuff, Robin is the one to let you know when to stop, much as she doesn't like to tell you.
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─ You probably ran into Shachi and Penguin before Law and they were the ones who saw you chasing a trail of forgotten jewels on the floor.
─ They thought you were adorable, they saw how your face lit up with illusion when you cleaned the earth of those shiny things.
─ And they probably asked you for help to find those mushrooms that their captain had sent them to look for, just a look at the image they held of the mushroom was enough to find a lot of them.
─ Law should definitely have you on the team, at least, that's what these two thought.
─ And indeed you ended up in the Polar Tang thanks to your more than useful little hobbies.
─ Leaving aside that you were usually the one in charge of finding all the rare medical things that Law asked for, Bepo ended up being your faithful collector companion.
─ When you two have a free day you always get lost on any island, although you love shiny things, you also chased little animals; frogs, lizards, butterflies… although all of these without catching them, just to observe them.
─ You have little competitions with Shachi and Penguin to see which one of the three gets the prettiest shell, Ikkaku is always the judge of the competitions, and she definitely has favoritims towards you so she lets you win most of the time.
─ You also help her in the kitchen, because despite the fact that most of the team is quite organized ─Law's fault─ they can always lose something or other inside the submarine.
─ You are a heart attack for Law when you mutter to yourself when you collect things, just adorable, although he will also tell you not to take so many things, you cannot fill the submarine with everything you collect.
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─ Oh boy, Kid is so mad, he's been searching for a specific screw for weeks and it just doesn't seem to exist in the world, then one day he bumps into you, pushes you and knocks you down without giving a shit, but then…
─ His eyes widen when he sees that when you fall you drop a bunch of those fucking bolts to the ground, his eye twitches in irritation.
─ For once he decides not to explode against someone, because he uses the gears in his head, if you have so many of those it is because you got them from somewhere, and you will definitely take him there, right?
─ Well, after that he practically kidnapped you because you didn't go to any stores or street vendors, you were just digging in the dirt and you kept pulling out valuable things.
─ Killer just silently watches you as you get on the boat following a handful of coins heading towards the Victoria Punk in a painfully obvious way.
─ Apparently they just needed to keep showing you brilliant stuff for you to stay, they have a lot of that here! so you were good.
─ You have a collection of necklaces that you share with Wire, charms or piercings that match with Heat.
─ Killer scolds you from time to time because you bring a lot of unnecessary things, but he will let you have your little space for some things.
─ Kid sees you as a tracking dog, you once bit his ankles because despite not denying that you were an excellent tracker, you had more honor than being called simply 'dog'.
─ The others also discovered that it was better not to touch your valuables because you would have no problem throwing fists ─or bites─ to defend your precious things.
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bluegalaxygirl · 4 months
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Hiii I really like your content was wondering if you could do a Zosan with a kleptomaniac s/o????
I hope you have a nice day!!:]
Warning: Stealing and bad language.
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^ You work very well Nami, the two of you often plan a lot of jobs together but it can some times go wrong with your sticky fingers. Unfortunately you can't help it either you don't notice yourself doing it or that awful overwhelming need to steal something gets too much to the point where you have to take something.
^ Chopper has been a great help though giving you techniques to try and calm yourself down or medication that helps control the urges but there are days when you just take things regardless of the consequences.
^ You have taken things form your crew mates but once you realize you've done it you bring it back to them or place it where you got it from. You've given Franky and Usopp many headaches and almost given Luffy and Brook a heart attack form taking stuff but over time the crew have gotten used to it and if their missing something they always come to your first.
^ It really annoys you when one of the crew accuses you of taking something when you haven't, you don't lie to your crew about it so when they keep pushing it can turn ugly, this is when your boys step in and try and drag you away form the situation to cool off.
^ You take Sanji's lighter a lot, its shiny and gold something you can't resist, it doesn't matter how many times you take it the cook never notices until you either hand it back or he needs another smoke. Sanji has never scolded you for taking his lighter since he knows you can't help it and you always keep it safe, it never comes back damaged or scratched.
^ Sanji likes to call you his magpie since you love anything pretty and shiny, it's a nickname you really love and often blush at. Sanji has also un-continuously handed you back his lighter after asking if you've taken it from him. He'll use it to light up his cigarette then place it back in your hands while kissing your head then walking away, it always dumbfounds you when this happens and you often run after him to give it back.
^ You take Zoro's bandanna or one of his earnings, he's much batter at catching you taking his bandanna out of his back pocket than you take an earring from his ear. It always surprises him when he's told one of his earrings is missing since he never felt you take it or sore you with it. When he catches you he'll grab your wrist and give you a cocky smile before forcing you to be one of his weights for that day, he knows if your stealing form him than your gonna do it to the crew too so might as well keep you distracted.
^ As much as Zoro wants his stuff back he'll wait for you to bring it back mainly because he loves the pout on your face when you walk over and hold it out to him. The swordsman always chuckles before pulling you into him and making you put it back where you found it while admiring your cute pout.
^ Zoro is 100% ok with asking you to steal something for him, it's mostly when he doesn't have enough money and doesn't want to borrow money form Nami with her excessive interest rates. Sanji on the other hand never asks you to steal stuff for him, and he hates it when ever Zoro asks you to take something, even if he finds out weeks after the swordsman asks he's in big trouble.
^ The two know how hard you struggle not to steal from the crew, they see it on your face and in your body language. They both try to distract you in different ways, Zoro makes you train with him while Sanji either offers you a massage or asks you for help in the kitchen. They can also tell when have stolen something from the crew, you'll go from tense to suddenly relaxed to tense again, so they'll ask you about it and help you gain the courage to put it back.
^ When you get gifts for them they don't ask you whether its stolen or not, they both don't care unless you get something thats very pretty and shiny like a ring. Sanji's only question is if you took it forms a girl, you don't do that anymore since the first time you did Sanji panicked and told you to take it back. You hated seeing the look on his face so made sure if you did steal form a girl it never went to the boys, Zoro didn't care who or where its from, but he would be berated by Sanji if the present you gave the swordsman was taken from a girl.
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mwolf0epsilon · 1 year
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Whumptober Day 22: Pick Your Poison
Prompt: Withdrawal
Summary: Stimpack usage out in the field was useful for keeping troopers going no matter how tired, hungry or stressed they might be. The problem was that sometimes campaigns lasted months on end...
[Withdrawal is a bitch and I doubt the stims used in the battlefield aren't addictive. This is also not the first time I've written a chatlog type fic but I'll doubt it'll be my last... I have elected to borrow a few medics for this so shoutout to @lost-on-kamino @ermakeys @purgetrooperfox @kkrazy256 and @gaeasun . I assigned your ocs some silly chat-handles for my own entertainment.]
THIS STORY IS ALSO ON AO3
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The private medic comm channel was full on chaotic that day. Not that it wasn't generally chaos most other days, but this time it was for more than just info dumping or even venting one's frustrations over medical limitations or mishaps.
The 104th were back from a two month long campaign, and the on duty medics were besides themselves with worry.
All of the vode had come back severely addicted to the stimpacks.
Stimpack usage out in the field was useful for keeping troopers going no matter how tired, hungry or stressed they might be. The problem was that sometimes campaigns lasted months on end, which meant troopers who were regularly using stims to keep functioning, tended to become dependent on them even outside of battle.
Going through heavy drug withdrawal was not an easy process.
The symptoms made the vode volatile and somewhat unpredictable, and having an entire battalion going through it at the same time was beyond hellish.
The bouts of insomnia and irritability, mood swings, instances of depression and anxiety, full body aches and pains, constant cravings, fatigue and hallucinations, and the nausea spells came in waves. There was no resting for the medics.
But at least they had the medic comm channel to rely on.
---HyenaDon't has connected to The Hospital Clubhouse---
HyenaDon't: One of the vode I'm currently treating has gotten to the later stages of withdrawal.
HyenaDon't: His hallucinations are so bad he needs to be restrained.
HyenaDon't: Problem. He's allergic to the materials of the restraining straps.
RemRemRemRem: What are the straps made of? Leather? Polyester?
CMOric: Have you tried sedation?
HonHonHonCroissant: Have you tried sedating the vod?
HonHonHonCroissant: You owe me a drink.
HyenaDon't: I think they're polyester but I'm not sure...
RemRemRemRem: Swap out the straps for something else. If not just sedate and hope for the best.
HyenaDon't: Aite. We also have another vod that keeps vomiting.
HyenaDon't: None of the nausea medication is working.
PhylumPorifera: Are they on methadone or buprenorphine? A lot of the vode have weird reactions to buprenorphine.
HyenaDon't: He is. I'll swap the medication.
JackOfAllTrades: Besides the obvious how's everything going your side?
GoodnightMoon: Probably not great. We've had our fair-share of vode coming off stims after riots, raids and galas. Always sucks.
Twitch'ika: Oof...
HyenaDon't: Oh no yeah it's bad. We're down an entire battalion :(
KixxyCatDoll: :O
PitchlessWhisper: Just reminds me we're off to Umbara soon. Not gonna be a quick one either...
HyenaDon't: Join me in my misery Blue Boys :')
CMOric: We'd rather not.
JackOfAllTrades: :|
Optimist: Least your men are all intact. Withdrawal's a bitch but they'll live.
NotAThief: Way to set the mood Hopeless.
Optimist: Am I wrong?
MotherHen: Well no but that kind of killed the mood...
HonHonHonCroissant: What mood? We were already talking about allergies and hallucinations...
HyenaDon't: Gotta go, one of the boys just broke off into a sprint and my CMO is gonna have my shebs if I don't keep things in check.
MotherHen: Oh? Who's doing a runner?
HyenaDon't: .... Commander Wolffe...
GoodnightMoon: Isn't that one of Fox's ori'vode?
RemRemRemRem: Send holos. I need something to lure Fox in for a checkup.
HyenaDon't: Lmao will do.
Twitch'ika: Are we allowed to blackmail our superior officers into checkups?
JackOfAllTrades: When they're as stubborn as a CC?
JackOfAllTrades: Yes.
Twitch'ika: :O
PhylumPorifera: You're corrupting him...
JackOfAllTrades: Nah, just opening up new horizons for the kih'vod :)
PhylumPorifera: You're corrupting him!!!
Twitch'ika: I have seen the light.
PhylumPorifera: Twitch no!
KixxyCatDoll: No...
CMOric: We lost another one boys :(
Optimist: Alas they grow up too fast.
MotherHen: We shall miss your innocence Twitch
NotAThief: Lol what innocence? Twitch is a little fiend.
RemRemRemRem: Someone who smiles that much has got to have a dark side to them...
-HyenaDon't sent I_wasnt_decanted_for_this.png-
JackOfAllTrades: AHAHAHAHAH
KixxyCatDoll: Where are his clothes????
Optimist: Ah.
PhylumPorifera: MY EYES
Twitch'ika: How did he get up there?
GoodnightMoon: :O
CMOric: :O
HonHonHonCroissant: :O
MotherHen: :/
NotAThief: Oh I didn't need to see that.
RemRemRemRem: Uh, guess it runs in the batch.
PitchlessWhisper: What the kark does that mean?!
RemRemRemRem: Wouldn't you like to know.
HyenaDon't: I'm going to have to get him down somehow.
HyenaDon't: Force help me...
JackOfAllTrades: Lmao good luck!
---HyenaDon't has disconnected from The Hospital Clubhouse--- Yeah the medic comm channel helped cope with the horrors of having to deal with several hundreds of men going through different stages of withdrawal. It still didn't save the medics from having to deal with the shenanigans that came out of it, however.
Now how Hyena was going to get Commander Wolffe safely down from the rafters, he did not know...
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Did you know there’s an Australian Basketball team named Carins Taipans
Australia has 8/10 of the worlds deadliest snakes I read once
Are you able to confirm if that is true?
Mind you the Australian state I live in the Basketball teams mascot is also a deadly Australian bird (Magpie)
That's cool! I was never into sports but snakes are awesome mascots!
Here's the thing about Australian snakes, though. It's true that if we measure venom potency in a lab by testing it on standard sizes of mice, Australia has a lot of snakes that have unusually potent venom. The inland taipan blows everything else out of the water in the LD 50 test.
But. And this is a big but.
Real-life snake bites do not happen in a lab on standard sizes of mice. In real life, Australia's venomous snakes are not at all that exceptional.
Yes, inland taipan bites are extremely potent and can become an emergency very quickly! But that's not unusual among elapids in general; the same is true of king cobras and black mambas. King cobras are actually the snake whose venom can kill a healthy adult human the quickest.
All of Australia's venomous snakes have bites that are manageable when given medical care, such as antivenin and supportive hospital care. This isn't universally true; with Malayan krait bites, for example, even antivenin and supportive care does not guarantee recovery.
Snake bite deaths are very rare in Australia. About two people die from snake bite every year in Australia; that's lower than the average of 5 per year in the US. In India, in contrast, where medical care and antivenin can be difficult to find after snake bites, it's estimated that about 50,000 people die of snake bite every year.
We know the four deadliest snakes in the world, and none of them are Australian. They're called the big four and they're responsible for the most snake bites in the Indian subcontinent. They're the Russell's viper, the common krait, the Indian saw-scaled viper, and the Indian cobra.
So, yeah. Australia's venomous snakes stand out in a lab, but in realistic terms they're nothing special.
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mischiefmagpie · 10 months
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Just got paid yesterday. Already broke again :)
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drarryspecificrecs · 5 months
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2023.11 ~ Top 5 longest fics posted on AO3
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►Alternate universes never seem as real as our own. Draco felt no differently. He never questioned whether, in a far-off knot of space, he started hating Harry Potter at eleven and never stopped. All he knew was that here and now, it was unthinkable not to love him. /// This is Draco’s story from eleven to seventeen, should the flap of a butterfly’s wing change fate just enough to coax him down a different path.
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