Words cannot describe how much I want to ride this
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Steve, has a seizure and passes out
Steve, wakes up in the hospital
Steve, immediately clocking the worry on Eddie’s face and unable to look away
Steve, forcing a smile: “sorry for being so dramatic. I was just bored and wanted out of the house.”
Eddie, making a choked sound
Eddie, glancing at Dustin who has very red eyes
Eddie: “you know you could have just asked me to take you on a drive.”
Steve, snorting: “we do that all the time. I wanted something different. This car made a cool noise.”
Dustin: “Seriously, Steve?”
Steve, pouting: “I just wanted to go in the wee-woo wagon.”
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Happy [EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER] day and “FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR TRAIN” Friday to all those who celebrate.
Have a morsel
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The mechanisms fandom lives in the walls of the tma fandom but they have a three story house made out of garbage and drywall. The mechs fandom, when found, will act as if the tma fandom is living in the walls of their house.
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Muriel: Maybe you shouldn't use pick-up lines for Mr Crowley.
Aziraphale *stops highlighting 101 Pick-Up Lines*: I beg your pardon, my dear?
Muriel: I've been reading more about humans, they usually advise a 'more personalised approach'.
Aziraphale:
[later that day]
Crowley: Hey angel could you hand me the wine bo--
Aziraphale: I may not have Azira-fallen from heaven...
Crowley:
Aziraphale: ...but I sure Azira-fell for you.
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I think we should approach flat earthers with "actually, a vastly more common and alarming misconception is not that the Earth is a sphere, but that the Sun is a sphere. That’s a lie. The Sun is actually a tube, and you’re only ever seeing one end of the tube"
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sorry i didn’t text back, i was dissociating from reality
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Mom can we get The Mechanisms?
No we have The Mechanisms at home:
Mechanisms at home:
Thanks to @bluishtones for letting me use their art in this shitpost
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req'd by @sun-shadowscast
man i'm due for an once upon a time in space re-listen huh
text: I'm not gonna kiss a sleeping stranger that's really fucking creepy.
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