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millenialfanfictionaddiction · 2 years

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Being Team Japan's Manager:

🦉 Bokuto Has a HUGE crush 🦉

*I know this isn't "technically" Team Japan Bokuto but it's close enough 💅🏼

Bokuto Kotaro featuring Team Japan x Gender Neutral Reader (they/them pronouns)

Warnings: NONE ! Pure fluff 🥰

A/N: Only the best for our sweet angel 🥰 Happy Birthday Big Owl 🥺🥺

How you managed to become Team Japan's Manager still baffles you to this day

It's one of the many mysteries of the world honestly

When you interviewed for the job, you knew immediately you wouldn't get it

There were like 500 people interviewing!

Seriously the odds were not in your favor

Actually, come to think of it 🤔 you getting hired might have had a little something to do with a certain interaction you had by the bathrooms prior to your interview

You see, you were washing your hands when suddenly you heard a loud commotion coming from outside the hallway

You dried your hand and peeked out the door to see four large men arguing

"Keep it together will you!"- a tall, untoned blonde yelled

"Seriously Bokuto, what's wrong now? This is kind of important!"- a man with spikey hair said

"He's just upset because Kuroo teased him about not making the starting line up"- a red headed shorter man said

You figured you shouldn't interrupt their conversation so you wanted to quickly sneak out and head back to the interview

Unfortunately you opened the door and ran smack into the chest of the owl-haired man

"Oh my goodness, I apologize!"- You said, bowing to him a little

He was bigger than you but he was a professional volleyball player

The man looked at you, eyes wide and mouth open 😲

You 👉🏻👀😅😬 umm hi

The tall owl 👉🏻😳😳😳

"Bokuto for God's sakes! I'm really sorry about him! I'm Iwaizumi, the teams athletic trainer"- The spikey haired man said

"Oh its not worries! I'm YN LN, I'm interviewing for the managers postion!"- you 🥰

"Damn you're hot"- the untoned blonde says as Iwaizumi turns, staring daggers at him

"I'm Hinata and this is Atsumu! I'm a wing spiker and hes our setter!"- the red headed man says joyfully

"And this is Bokuto, he's a wing-spiker as well"- Iwaizumi says, smacking Bokuto's back

Meanwhile Bokuto is still just standing there, mouth agape 😳😲

"It's very nice to meet you! Again I'm sorry for running into you, it was very nice meeting you all!"- You said, sliding past them and waving a little

Bokuto is still staring 😳

Literally, everyone starts walking away and Bokuto just stands there 🧍‍♂️ 😳

"Oh my god, come on ya idiot!"- Atsumu says finally dragging Bokuto the other way as you laugh a little

You head back to the waiting room just as your name is called

You interview, thanking everyone as you head out to leave

Suddenly Iwaizumi appears next to you

"How did it go?"- He asks as you stare up at him

"Umm I think it went well? I mean I have some experience. I use to play volleyball in high-school and college"- you say as Iwaizumi nodds

He opens up Kuroo's door, the Kuroo you just interviewed with and says "Kuroo we found our manager no need to do more interviews!"

"Thank God! I'm exhausted"- Kuroo says as you just stand there 🧍‍♀️

"Ummm what?"- You say looking at Iwaizumi 👁👄👁

"You will be a perfect fit YN, now come on let's go meet the team"- he says as you still stand there

Sir, YN is in shock you must help them

Iwaizumi 👉🏻🙄 come on YN let's go

And thats the story of how you ended up managing our precious Tean Japan 🥰

Wait, did I say precious? I meant demonic 🙃

Because YN, this job is not for the faint of heart

Seriously it's like managing a kindergarten classroom with the least cooperative kids

Kageyama and Atsumu are constantly fighting over who gets to be the starting setter 🙄

Sakusa always has a complaint

Yaku and Komori are always rolling around on the floor

Hinata and Hoshiumi have a daily battle of "who can jump the highest"

Hakuba and Hyakuzawa are constantly teasing Hinata and Hoshiumi

Aran and Iwaizumi are stressed

Ushijima literally has said hardly two words to you

And most of all, Bokuto has been hanging on you since day one 😅

Literally this man has clung to you like glue YN

The first day of practice, he dragged you everywhere just to show you around

Then you watched him shoot liners and cross court shots for what seemed like hours

"Bokuto you are so amazing! Those are some wicked hard shots to pull off!"- You, praising our owl angel 😇

Please Bokuto is already smitten with you YN lay off 😅

Literally this man is already in love with you YN and you've barely started working as the team's manager

Everyday, he runs up to you and greets you with a big hug 🥰

You love your Bokuto hugs because that man can hug like no other 🤚🏻

The other guys get jealous that Bokuto is hogging you all the time

"Hey Bokuto, let YN go!"- Atsumu

"YN, can you help Atsumu and Kageyama with their sets today?"- The coach asks

You 👉🏻 oh of course 🥰

Bokuto 👉🏻 instant deflate ☹️

"But- but YN always helps with spiking drills?"- Bokuto

"YN is really good at helping Kageyama and Atsumu adjust their sets so I want them working with the setters today"- Coach

Oh boy 😬

Iwaizumi sees it coming from a mile away and so does Hinata

Hinata develops a Bokuto sense 😅 not unlike Akaashi's but Hinata is way less proficient at reading it

"Bokuto I'll help with spikes"- Iwaizumi says, trying to save this

"Yeah! I want you to teach me that wicked cut shot you did last week!"- Hinata

Bokuto 👉🏻☹️🥺 ok 😔

Now, you've gotten a little use to Bokutos Emo modes, having seen one happen the week prior

However seeing Bokuto sad still hurt your feelings

"Come on YN! Let's go!"- Atsumu and Kageyama yell

"I'll be right there!"- You say running up to Bokuto, who is now standing in the center of the gym deflated

You literally run to him, and give him the biggest hug ever 🫂

You 👉🏻🥰 🫂

Bokuto 👉🏻☹️😐😳🥺 🫂

"I can help you with individual practice tonight Kotaro. How about that?"- You

Bokuto 👉🏻😳🤯 YN said my name 💀

"HEY HEY HEY!"- he shouts as he spins you around, you laugh and hug him back

Please Yn the team is so thankful for you

But honestly, you had no idea Bokutos love of you extended beyond that of friendship

The entire team could see it but you must have been completely clueless YN 😅

You actually become a topic in the locker room after practice 👀

"Bokuto! You need to stop hogging YN all the time!"- Atsumu yells

"I can't help that YN loves me more than they love you"- Bokuto 💅🏼

"No Bokuto, you just have a huge crush on YN and you only want them to help you"- Sakusa

"I DO NOT!"- Bokuto

"Do too"- Kageyama

"NAH UH!"- Bokuto

"Dude you are down so hard for YN!"- Hoshiumi

"Bokuto and YN, sitting in a tree!"- Atsumu

"K I S S I N G!"- Yaku, Hakuba and Hinata in tangent

Aram, Iwaizumi, Komori and Hyakuxawa are all like 😐🙄

I present Team Japan Men's Volleyball 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

"Why don't you just tell YN you like them?"- Ushijima 😐

"I CANT DO THAT WHAT IF YN DOESNT LIKE ME BACK"- Bokuto 🥺😭

Please for the love of God 🤦‍♀️

The next few weeks continue, much like they normally do

Bokuto occupies 99.99997% of your time in and out of practice

He's taken to making sure you get home ok, having coffee dates and even having dinner

However it's one night when you have a movie date that you "accidently" fall asleep on Bokuto

Please YN, he's dying 😫

He's taking all the pictures and sending them to everyone he knows

Team Japan ✔️ Akaashi ✔️ his doctor ✔️ some random person he barely knows ✔️ ✔️

Bokuto is so in love YN 🥰

And what he doesn't know is that you are falling for him too 😍

That's right, as annoying as he might be, he's freaking adorable and WE LOVE HIM!

However you don't know how to tell a giant owl man you care for him

Like you don't know his reaction so it could go one of a few ways

1) he could literally just due on the spot

2) he could scream

3) he would cry

4) he would break you and/or himself

Literally the possibilities are endless

However it's a good thing you don't have to worry about confessing 👀

Because you see, a certain someone has been noticing Bokuto's feelings towards you...

A certain tall haired rooster 😏

At a press even for the olympics, you are busy running around trying to keep all the boys on schedule

Thankfully Bokuto is busy with an interview right now so it's giving you time to catch up

"Hey Yn! How's our favorite manager doing?"- Kuroo says, he's evil smirk crossing his face

"Oh hi Kuroo! I'm doing great just waiting for the guys to finish up!"- You, our clueless angel 😇

"Say I was wondering, I wanted to talk with you about another opportunity after the olympics, maybe we could have dinner?"- Kuroo

Ok he definitely put you on the spot there

You rn 👉🏻😳😅 oh ummm-

Luckily or Unluckily (?), a certain someone just happened to overhear said conversation 👀

"KUROO!"- Bokuto shouts going next to you and pulling you behind him 😬

Possessive men am I right 😏

"What the heck do you think your doing with my YN?"- Bokuto

Wait a minute 😃

"I was just talking with YN about an opportunity for after the Olympics Bokuto"- Kuroo 😇

"Yeah well, stop!"- Bokuto

Kuroo 👉🏻 stop trying to advance YN's career 🤨

"That's not what I meant! You know I like YN so stay in your lane rooster head!"- Bokuto 😠

You 👉🏻👁👄👁 whet-

Kuroo 👉🏻😏😏😏

Bokuto 👉🏻😃 crap-

"Bokuto you like me?"- You

"Umm well- yes...."- Bokuto blushing and rubbing the back of his neck

You 👉🏻😐🥺 I like you too!

Please YN you literally give him the biggest hug and he all but dies on the spot 💀

We probably won't have to worry about emo mode for several weeks YN thank you for your service 🙏🏻

"You two crazy Kids!"- Kuroo says

Bokuto 👉🏻 😑 what did you want to talk to YN about?

"Well I wanted to see if YN would be interested in taking over an manager for MSBY but if they aren't interested..."

"YES OH MY GOD YN WILL DO IT!"- Bokuto screams

You 👉🏻 umm sure 😅

Please YN he's so happy right now 😭

Bokuto will parade you around to the team telling them how you returned his feelings

"YN LIKES ME ATSUMU SUCK IT"- Bokuto 😜

Atsumu 👉🏻😐🙄 whatever

Have we told you how thankful we are for you YN 🤣

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raven-at-the-writing-desk · 1 year

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episode of savanaclaw chapter 1: the importance of visuals in conveying character

ADDEDUM: Sorry if you experience weird formatting and/or see repeated paragraphs when viewing this post; for whatever reason, Tumblr gave me a really hard time editing, formatting, and saving this OTL It looks totally normal on my end, but I’ve heard from some people the post looks wonky to them 💦 I’m not sure how to fix it…

The turtlesoupscans team has the first chapter out! ^^ (This is also the scanlation from which I borrow the images used in this post!)

Something I noticed when taking a closer look at the Episode of Savanaclaw is that the new mangaka is really good at drawing eyelashes 👁 👄 👁 There were so many times when I actually made a full stop while reading to admire the eyes and the lashes on like. EVERYONE especially on L*ona. I really enjoy that aspect of the new artwork! (I don’t know if this is just me, but Leona’s tail and hair also seem much longer in the manga adaptation than in the game…?)

… OKAY I NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS NOW

I mentioned before that the manga has the advantage of using visual storytelling to help convey character in a way that the game can’t. I previously explored this concept as it applies to Cater’s general character in the Episode of Heartslabyul. But but but— (and I cannot stress this enough 😳) just from the first chapter alone, I think that the manga’s visual storytelling is going a long way to enhance episode 2.

So like in the game (2-6), there is a dorm leaders meeting in which they discuss the upcoming Magical Shift/Spelldrive tournament. It is here where Crowley suggests inducting Malleus into the Hall of Fame in order to take him off the field and give the other dorms a chance to shine. Leona interrupts and gives a brief speech about how doing that is admitting defeat before the game has even begun. He uses the story of the King of Beasts to remind his fellow dorm leaders that it is cunning, not brute strength or magical ability, that allowed him to triumph. This inspires the other dorm leaders to disallow Malleus from entering the Hall of Fame, as they all want to do their best to try and outwit him.

Now, there's nothing wrong with this scene in the game. It serves its purpose just fine. However, because of the game being a visual novel style, the story is mainly told via dialogue and 2D character models. The manga is able to greatly expand on this scene because it is not constrained to just dialogue and a few animations. Case in point, this:

In the manga adaptation of this scene, Leona gives basically the same points, but the art is a lot more dynamic. For example, when he first hears Crowley’s proposal, we get these shots which show us Leona’s obvious displeasure. There’s the slight frown, the ominous shadow over his face, and even a close up of his fingers laced together (a pose which already implies he’s a schemer):

Compare this to the limitations of Leona’s in-game model; he looks so obviously and overtly angry, which doesn’t sell him as a calculating character as well. Meanwhile, in the manga, you can still tell just how much the idea Crowley suggested has pissed Leona off, but the feelings come across on his face in a much more subtle way.

Then when manga!Leona begins his appeal proper, he physically STANDS UP from his seat at the table. This draws the other pairs of eyes in the room to him; you can see in the next panel that everyone, including Crowley, is looking at Leona. He commands the attention in the room.

Another small detail here is that manga!Leona slams a hand down on the table; previously, they were folded together. Without saying a word, you understand what this conveys: that, in addition to his intelligence, he also has power and influence in this situation, and he knows exactly how and when to use those boons to his advantage.

Actually, manga!Leona does a lot of small yet noteworthy things with his hands. Take, for instance, these next panels.

When bringing up the importance of using one’s brain, manga!Leona actually taps his head. In the game, Leona is limited to his general sprite where he lays a hand against his temple. This is the closest approximation to what the game can do to simulate that tap tap of the head, but it doesn’t really carry the full weight of the motion, especially not when paired with Leona’s annoyed in-game expression.

But then look at manga!Leona, who looks so smug and self-assured as he does the gesture. It really speaks to his own confidence—and, more importantly, we’re getting a more accurate image of what the other dorm leaders and Crowley are seeing. They’re witnessing Leona at the height of his strength, someone who uses his words to persuade and to inspire the downtrodden masses into following his lead and to make better lives for themselves. Leona now curls his hand into a fist—so now we’ve gone from the cunning laced fingers to the powerful slam of a hand on a table to a clenched fist, which, in this context, is meant to be encouraging and victorious.

Note that this is all a parallel to Leona’s Disney counterpart, Scar, who made promised the shunned hyenas a place in society. Said parallel is made even more apparent in the following page; manga!Leona literally raises his fist up, and there, right in the background, is the statue of Scar himself, haloed by sunlight, and clouds parted for him. Scar—and, by extension, Leona—appear almost “God-like” because of this deliberate composition.

At this point, Leona speaks about the King of Beasts’ great accomplishment: obtaining the crown through perseverance and wit, in spite of the odds being stacked against him. Look at how this page is framed; it’s nothing BUT Leona. He’s dominating not only the page itself, but also the discussion surrounding Malleus’s induction to the Hall of Fame. He is winning his audience over.

Again, the same lines play out in the game, but the impact just isn’t there. We just have a lot of Leona crossing his arms while looking mad and Leona with his hands on his hips. At best, he looks neutral or slightly bored by what he’s saying. At worst, maybe too angry or even pouting about the situation. It definitely doesn’t feel nearly as inspirational as him standing and raising a fist as he extols the values of the King of Beasts.

(Side note: why is Leona built like a god damn DORITO 🤡 Why’s his waist so TINY???? What is the purpose of that………………….. ….. …. . .:: … . … . . … . . .. . . this is not me simping THIS IS NOT I swear it’s not)

This next page characterizes Malleus more than it does Leona; Malleus is small here, shown with his back turned away, turning to “glance over his shoulder” at the others. This comes off as isolating, putting distance between himself, who is on such a high level, and his peers. It matches Leona’s dialogue, implying that Malleus truly is a “monster” out of their league, and they must find a clever solution to take that “monster” down.

Leona’s profile now shows slight signs of irritation right as he’s delivering the conclusion to his speech and thesis. His eyebrows are arched, he’s frowning, and he’s slightly looking down at the people he’s addressing. The tension here is palpable; you can feel the force behind his words, how strong his final statement is. It is the responsibility of everyone present at this table to find a way to defeat Malleus, not kneel over and accept defeat.

And the crazy thing is???? You can SEE in the faces of every single dorm leader how Leona’s words have affected them. You don’t need anyone to say a single word to understand what’s going through their heads. They’ve all been charmed. Look at how wide-eyed Kalim is, how Vil has his eyes narrowed (like he has realized something), Riddle is staring DIRECTLY at Leona (implied by an earlier page), and fuck Idia; the tablet’s screen tells us nothing Azul smiles knowingly.

We automatically know what the outcome is, and we know which way they will vote. This is conveyed so well, so clearly, that the manga doesn’t even bother to give us dialogue from the other dorm leaders opposing Crowley’s suggestion. The manga just immediately cuts away to a mob student being injured. (This is different than in the game, which had to show Vil, Riddle, Kalim, Idia, and Azul verbally agreeing with Leona to get the same message across.)

Anyway??? I had to get all of that out of my system 🤡 I just. Can’t get over???? How good the visual storytelling is for the manga adaptation??????

Entire lines from the original script could be scrubbed out and we still understand what is being said without them. So much character oozes off the page in the dynamic camera and composition. Scenes that I paid zero mind to in the game are sooo much more interesting when told through the manga, my eyes are glued onto the pages.

There’s so much nuance in the gorgeous artwork and the story that it’s trying to tell, and I think that’s a real testament to how talented the mangaka and the team behind Twisted Wonderland (the manga adaptation) are!! I’m by no means a fan of episode 2 of the main story, but 👀 the manga has definitely done a great job making Leona’s introduction to the audience memorable, and he feels like a much more charismatic and threatening “villain” for this episode because of that.

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why-am-i-here-someone-save-me · 2 years

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Okok- I have had this Sagau idea for some time now. What if the reader used to be a legendary cosplayer? Like everywhere anime-con they go people thought the character was real- not only that. But the reader is also a good VA? Bonus points if they are a prankster too.

Jean: alright, their grace is resting in the cathedral after the accident.

Kaeya walking out of the room: Jean, I must excuse myself. I have to go out for the expedition

-10 minutes later-

Barbara opening the door, panicking: Sister! Their grace is nowhere to be found!

Kaeya: Sorry for coming late to the meeting-

*Everyone looking at kaeya*

Kaeya: what's wrong?

Lisa: didn't you say you'll go out for the expedition?

Kaeya: no! Didn't Amber tell you about me being late before the meeting?

Eula:Amber? I saw her clearing hilicurls camp before the meeting!

Albedo: oh no....

(meanwhile the reader laughing their ass off as monstatd blew up)

It can be any character you want btw

Brooooo i absolutely LIVE for gremlin reader and this prompt is delivering the good shit- 👌👁👄👁

Also I can’t not do this okay. Like it’s so perfect to have [Name] pretend to be Rubedo in front of Albedo-

Misunderstandings

When you had been coming up with the idea for this little prank, it had been much funnier. Frankly you still found it hilarious, but judging from the sword that was being pointed towards you, that sentiment was obviously not a shared one.

“I can explain!”

“I have no intentions of listening to your attempts to deceive me.”

Okay so maybe using your cosplay talents for the chaotic purpose of pretending to be Subject 2 was not one of your brightest ideas. But at least the look of shock on Albedo’s face had been arguably the best thing you’d seen since waking up in Teyvat.

‘Wait! Hold on! Priorities [Name]! First thing is first; trying to not get stabbed!’

“Okay then, what do you want me to do to prove to you that I’m not here to ‘replace’ you?”

“You’re past actions have already ruined any chances of diplomacy between us. Now why are you here? Intending to steal my research again?”

You hear footsteps rapidly approaching and a sigh of relief escapes you as the familiar blonde hair of the Traveler graces your vision. Your saviors had arrived! About time too. Paimon registers the sword pointed at your chest and quickly yells out in protest.

“W-Wait! Albedo don’t hurt them! That’s [Name]!”

The alchemist’s eyes narrow slightly as he looks at you a bit more closely. After what feels like an eternity, the sword disappears as he dismisses it. The traveler walks over to you and lightly flicks your forehead, unamused with your little stunt. Albedo meanwhile, is muttering something you don’t quite hear, though you are able to make out a few words, like ‘reckless’ and ‘unbelievable’ and- oh. Oh he’s muttering about you isn’t he.

Well. Okay you did kind of deserve it after this stunt.

“Your Grace, your mimicry is as impressive as your ability to get into trouble.”

“Why thank you Albedo!”

“It was not a compliment.”

“I’m choosing to take it as one!”

You laugh at the look of exasperation on the chief alchemist’s face as he sighs and shakes his head.

Yet another shenanigan successfully pulled off! You could get used to this! Just hopefully with less swords pointed towards you next time…

#luci writes #luci answers #genshin impact #genshin x reader #sagau #genshin albedo #genshin sagau #primordial albedo #genshin rubedo #genshin subject two #genshin traveler #paimon #genshin sagau cult au #gremlin reader #albedo x reader #platonic

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strawberrykake · 2 years

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🎓 When you’re crying at your graduation 🎓

notes: requested, reader is graduating and is emotional, congrats class of 2022!

tsukishima, semi, bokuto

➛ tsukishima ࿐ྂ *ೃ༄

you were talking to your friends and family as they gifted you leis and balloons

you couldn’t help but feel overwhelmed by so many emotions: relief, happiness, nostalgia, sadness

meanwhile, tsukki was still swimming through the crowd, searching for you

it’s a good thing he was a tall tree bc he could overlook the swarm of humans and find just right where you were

when he sees you wiping your face with the large sleeve of your gown, he sprints

just full on charges through the crowd and people had to swerve aside to let the man go

then, you feel a tap on your shoulder

turning around, you find a worrisome Tsukki who pulls you into a hug

it felt nice finally being in an embrace with the one you’ve been waiting for most throughout the night

When your teary eyes met his in the audience, Tsukki felt a sudden urge to jump down and cradle you in his arms

it was a good thing Yamaguchi was there to calm him down

“Congrats, graduate.” Worry fades from his eyes when he sees you smile.

“Enough crying,” he scolds, wiping your tears with his hand.

you nod, despite the sobs that continue to release from you

A bunch of cameras flash around you two as your family took photos of the moment to commemorate it.

But you both ignore the flashes, bringing each other into another hug.

➛ semi ࿐ྂ *ೃ༄

when they announced your name, you walked up the stage

you hear all your friends cheering and hollering for you

semi sends a loud whistle your way

getting all caught up the moment, you can’t help but be emotional, tears pricking your eyes as you receive your diploma and wave at the section where your loved ones were

you blow a kiss over to a particular silver-haired person who smiles back and sends you a hand-kiss back

Even from a large distance, he could tell you were crying

And he wanted to jump over the gate and run to you, but he waited patiently until the ceremony was over when graduates could finally meet with their families and friends

In fact, he was the first one you saw

Taking you in one huge hug

And you felt your tears pool even more

his hand smooths over the back of your head, another soothing your back

“I’m so damn proud of you,” he says. “Congrats.”

Then gives you a kiss on the forehead.

It doesn’t take long when your family and some friends catch up

Semi moves back, bringing his camera up to take a bunch of photos

➛ bokuto ࿐ྂ *ೃ༄

doesn’t notice you crying

he’s too busy screaming your name as you receive your diploma

it was during the lei ceremony when Bokuto jumped on you, giving you the largest hug that he noticed your emotional nature

And he’s kissing your tears away

“Aw, don’t cry, baby…” Brings his arm around you and attempts to calm you down

everyone is waiting to hand you their gift for you like: 👁👄👁 are they gonna stop? *checks watch*

Akaashi had to tap Bokuto’s shoulder to bring him back

“Hmm?” the volleyball captain opens his eyes, cheek pressed against the top of your head and still hugging you.

It takes him a moment to realize the amount of people staring and he pulls away. “We can continue this later,” he whispers to you before moving aside and letting others greet and share their congratulations

he stands next to you like a bodyguard the whole time, holding heavy bags of gifts for you.

i wanna specially tag this to class of 2022 loves who read this <33

#as a 2020 graduate i never really experienced a real ceremony lol so i tried to imagine #🥪—requests #tsukishima x reader #semi x reader #bokuto x reader #haikyuu semi x reader #semi eita x reader #bokuto koutarou x reader #tsukishima kei x reader #haikyuu bokuto x reader

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itcouldbemia · 1 year

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Idk if you do creator au but if so here’s one

Creator’s reincarnation! Reader having their phone and playing music on full volume singing along while attracting a crown while strutting to the Akademiya. They have on 2 waist belts, one garter belt, one belt as a choker, a bag (y’know those ones where you can take the strap off and it’s basically a belt), going right to each and every sage that mistreated Nahida, and saying “I have several belts on me right now, you each get to pick a belt that I’ll use to teach you what your parents did not.”

Meanwhile everyone is like 👁👄👁

Meanwhile Tighnari hearing belt sounds like 🤨

Oh gods I love this idea!

I am sure that the Grand Sage would have a belt specially chosen for him, I don't know if it would be tighter or what but he would (I hate the Grand Sage).

Also creator!Reader being like "you are my bitches now" to the sages.

And imagine the punishment from creator!Reader (obviously not the whole punishment, this would be too light) being basically the reader going around Sumeru City with the Sages who mistreated Nahida on leashes made out of belts. The public shame just before loosing their positions as Sages.

Also everyone being confused why is music coming out of this small weird machine.

#shitpost #genshin shitpost #genshin impact #genshin #genshin impact shitpost #genshin impact sagau #sagau #genshin sagau

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sewercentipede · 5 months

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Wait do you care to go on about why u hate rob 👁 👄 👁 I’m curious always been an always sunny fan but it doesn’t surprise me that he would suck irl

im too lazy so I’ll just post these screenshots of original Dee’s story (basically despite her being part of the gang from the very beginning, she and rob broke up IRL (they were dating) so he punished her by kicking her off the show, which calls into question whether Kaitlin Olson was dating him solely to make sure she didn’t get written off too—remember as part of his condition on signing to FX he was to have complete creative control, along with glenn and Charlie, so this is a condemnation on those two as well. they’re all “RCG” but only because they betrayed the only female member first to become so.) also he’s the weakest actor and every sucky decision they have made in the later seasons has been bc of him and his giant fucking ego needing to steamroll everyone especially Charlie who actually has good ideas and is the best writer of the 3

like if that isn’t sexist predatory ego driven behavior idk what is. why do u need to date the one female costar. why is ur dating life with that costar affecting whether they stay ur costar or not. you are the showrunner and credited as the creator meanwhile she has no power and isn’t credited as anything (as Kaitlin is not). like what the fuck

#iasip #also fucking lay off the testosterone and weird plastic surgery you look disgusting rob

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skywarpie · 4 months

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Hmm, well like what your favourite dynamic is between them as a pairing based on your own personal headcanons!

for instance, who is the little spoon? do they alternate? how are they as a couple? are they horny 24/7 or more domestic?

also, why you ship Copia/Aether over Copia and any other male Ghoul? (no judgement, just curiosity!!)

Oh I'm a real big fan of idiots in love trope. Both being too stupid to realize the other one is flirting with them is 🤌. Meanwhile everyone around them is just 👁👄👁

Copia likes being the little spoon (bc he is touch starved) but tbh I feel like half the time he ends up literally just laying on top of Aether and passing out bc I feel like aether is a very good pillow.

They have their moments but as copia has gotten older they're more domestic now (not always tho) bc Aether's terrified he'll break him or smth

I hc that it took copia a pretty decent amount of time to actually feel comfortable enough around his ghouls to let his guard down and literally just be able to act like himself. I think aether although massive and intimidating kinda carved out a safe space for him and he just ended up feeling the most at ease with that ghoul in particular. He loves them all but I think aether gives him that affection/reassurance that he's always needed/never got.

Plus he can toss copia over his shoulder and copias a real big fan of that

#the band ghost

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ladyqahnaarin · 2 years

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Today I dreamed that I was the Tarnished and I was in Radahn's Festival, but it was not like the usual one. Everyone was there, even Malenia. A little detail: I was hidden behind her all the time while we were charging at Radahn 😂😂

Meanwhile Ranni was drinking tea with Blaidd 👀

I remember that I used a bow and arrow like Radahn's to fight him and even his soundtrack was playing during the entire fight. And at the end, when Radahn was defeated, I bowed my head at him, like thanking him for the awesome fight.

Oh and I was wearing the Rotten Duelist Set 👀

When I woke up I was like "👁👄👁 what happened here hehsjshehehjs"

#elden ring #elden ring game #elden ring radahn #general radahn #starscourge radahn #elden ring malenia #malenia blade of miquella #malenia the severed #lunar princess ranni #ranni the witch #blaidd the half wolf #radahn festival

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emmacreatures · 1 year

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PET PEEVES

I'm BACK! With a follow up on "STARED AT".

https://www.tumblr.com/emmacreatures/712528431623110656/stared-at

I'll possibly do more of these follow ups, not sure how many will follow!! Featuring Ka'am, mainly Lyle and Ter'ran as well, HOPE YOU ENJOY✨ after this, a lot more will happen in detail with Ka'am x quaritch 👁👄👁

For the recoms headed back to their base.. Prager frowned as he watched it all happen along mansk and everyone else.. "Where is lyle going?" Zdog asked as she chewed her gun, almost rolling eyes for Quaritch kept moving back, being a bit pissed at Lyle who of course had to start an argument with him. "possibly butting heads with his own ego. he'll be back in a bit after he's cooled off" Quaritch said as he was more focused on which eyes he had just met rather than all that happened with his best friend. As they kept moving back, Mansk, who always was the silent guy, was rather intrigued by the whole occurence with the natives. "How did you figure that we couldnt go any further" He asked, carrying the large weaponry like it was easy, for Quaritch sighed. Mansk didnt annoy him at all, but the man had his thoughts elsewhere, which made his ego pop up. "Any great minded man could tell that it was a trap if we interacted more. Now come on. We have to be back. Ardmore already made an exception for us to leave after the dark" he said, telling Zdog as well to get Lyle back or at least keep an eye on him..

Meanwhile as everyone else made it back, Quaritch changed his shirt to a new one before he finally knew for sure who he met as his mind was spiraling. Deep inside he knew it from the start, but he had to be sure. It was the damn Na'vi the RDA had captured years ago.. He was younger back in the day, chained.. For Parker wanted answers as the rebellious navi was attacked, in which most of his possessions were taken from him. Quaritch rememberd loud and clear the navi hadnt said a word to him, and neither had he.. But the eye contact they made was special to say the least. He sensed almost that the navi wouldnt attack him if it came to him. Throigh the days that Ka'am was stuck there, the two hadnt said a single word, but it felt like they communicated whenever their eyes locked. Of course in that time, Quaritch was weary around them.. By all means he'd try to kill them on sight if they did too.. But for some odd reason.. That one na'vi almost changed his view. Not to all of them. Just to that one..

While Quaritch was in thoughts, Alexander entered the room, seeing the man was thinking. "You're alright colonel? something we need to be informed about as well?" he asked respectfully, making Quaritch snap out of his thoughts.. "Yeah I'm fine. Thanks for your concern. You want to sit at a table, talk about our feelings?" the man said rather sarcastically, for he was a little vulnerable mentally due to the sudden similarity he met. Just as the man wanted to stop their conversation, Zdawg entered the room, running. "Colonel. Its lyle, he's nowhere near".

a few hours later~

"Jesus.. My head" Lyle groaned as he slowly opened his eyes, noticing he was in a.. Where the hell was he, he thought. Things seemed rather old.. There was some metal here and there.. it loojed like an old dead tree, being on the inside, something way smaller than what they shot down years ago back when they were human. The second Lyle became more conscious, the man tried to get out of whatever he was stuck with.. It wasnt like a normal rope. It hurt against the skin too.. 'son of a bitch..' he thought, looking around as he eventually noticed some navi looking at him from a distance, but they easily did their own thing. "Am I not too amusing for you guys.." he said with a glare, feeling like the fact the focus was not on him while he was captured hurt his damn ego. "I wouldnt worry about that" A female navi passed him while speaking in na'vi, holding a spear in her hand as she glared. "You think I'm supposed to follow that dumbnuts? We'll hurt you one way or another.. Just you wait when my buddies come around. You'll get your ass whooped-" Lyle said unfiltered, making the female hiss at him before wanting to step closer "Naraya." Ka'am called for the women raised her head, hissing before stepping back as her spicy energy definitely was one of the largest.. "I want to rip his lungs out" she said in na'vi, glaring for she listened.. Making the rest of the clan approach him.. "So who tf are you huh.. You're their puppeteer?" Lyle said towards Ka'am who was slowly coming out of the shadows, exhaling as smoke came out of his nose and mouth.. Before walking around the man who was tied up.

"It seems this alien has proved us wrong.. You can be more bald than a newborn, they have more hair than him" Ka'am said in Na'vi as everyone else laughed low, for Ka'am stayed deadly serious. Meanwhile as this was happening, the one usually having the biggest mouth of all, Ter'ran, was rather hidden away, laughing along but not meaning it.. and Ka'am could immediately sense it.. Being the leader that he was. "I dont know what the fuck you're saying but I feel like it aint cool bruh. Dare to speak to me in english, I bet you dont, you dick" Lyle had a big mouth.. Which wasnt the smartest thing in the world.. especially towards that one na'vi. But Ka'am could understand exactly what he was saying, and as he previously expected. This man was nowhere near respectful. Ka'am eventually kneeled down close, pulling out a dagger as he held it against lyle's neck. "We dont lower ourselves to your level." Ka'am said in english for once as his brain wanted to say much worse, even making Lyle uncomfortable.. And swallow to see these devillish eyes. Being quite silent for just a little bit.. "You think you scare me.. Think again" Lyle said a little hesitant, making Ka'am put a cut right at his throat as the man hissed.. But Ter'ran couldnt help but wince the second it was happening.. Ka'am sensed Ter'ran seemed uptight.. or merely worried, making him stand up after having kneeled down to Lyle to give him the warning.. Which made him go dig deeper.. "Naraya, Tsu'to-" "No, I can do it" Ter'ran suddenly said, knowing where this could go.. He knew Ka'am wanted Lyle to get some rather.. Brutal treatment to teach the man some manners and give him another time out. And its exactly what Ka'am didnt hope for. Because now, the secret was out for him already... Ter'ran fell through. "Let us alone" Ka'am said as he raised his head, seeing everyone left for Ter'ran swallowed.

The second Lyle was captured.. Ter'ran was dying inside to realize it was the man he met years ago, and lost for a brief time. Oh.. How badly ter'ran wanted to have him for himself the second he even heard his dumb talking that Lyle would praise himself for. But he had to pretend they had no connection.. Or ka'am would fry him up.. Or well, that was his thought. He couldnt tell if Lyle pretended as well, or couldnt recognize the man just yet, but at the exact moment where Ter'ran volunteered, Lyle's brain started to swirl as well.. Putting the puzzle together.

All Ka'am did at this point is look directly at Ter'ran, stepping closer as his tail was swooshing rather trickily. He could sense the man tried to lie, and it only took one single difference in behavior for Ka'am to notice something was going on. "You never volunteer for anything." Ka'am said with a voice so low, making Ter'ran almost turn away as he knew he was in trouble. The second Lyle noticed the discomfort of Ter'ran, realizing it has to be him.. he tried to figure what he could do. "who tf do you think you are huh??? Handling your own group like slaves?" Lyle started to yell, trying to get loose.. For Ka'am turned to Lyle with deadly eyes as a final warning.. Lyle was lucky he was still alive. But in that exact second, Ter'ran nonverbally signaled to Lyle in a 'plz dont' as a warning for him trying to protect Lyle from doing anything further.. and himself, But of course.. Lyle being lyle.. "Tf you doing.. waving and shit, you think I can follow??" he said casually with a frown, But that exact sign was caught by Ka'am again, grabbing Ter'ran's arm he narrowed his eyes.

Staring at him, Ter'ran knew already this was going to become a nightmare. Ka'am let go of his arm, slowly walking away, inbetween Lyle and Ter'ran. As the silence was so bad.. It cut wounds. "You know each other" He said, as their entire conversation had been in na'vi. as Ter'ran closed his eyes, pushing them closed as he swallowed, trying to patch up his fallthrough.. "And you'd assume I wouldnt notice?" Ka'am said tricky, for Ter'ran tried to stand strong, still 'willingly' wanting to pretend he would torture Lyle which is what Ka'am wanted to 'plan'. "I dont know what you speak off" Ter'ran dared to say... Making Ka'am lure it out more as he raised his head, being already dissapointed his friend wouldnt be honest.. But he seemed so weakened by the bald alien. "Mmm.." Ka'am only led out, seeming rather 'easy' about this all the sudden. "Alive or dead.. They'll come for him. Considering he doesnt want to speak what we want to hear or keep his mouth shut, I've had enough" Ka'am said casual, being done with the behavior Lyle showed.. But especially wanting to get Ter'ran to spit it out, how he knows this damn alien. Without much of a warning, Ka'am snapped his fingers, for Lyle's ears all the sudden perked to hear a rather... Unpleasant noise coming closer. "who the fuck do you think you are? Like WHO do you think you- Oh fuck me-" Lyle all the sudden said to suddenly hear heavy thuds coming closer, a rawr so raw it made his heart sink.

The thanator came out of the shadows, growling at Lyle for it lifted its odd 'cups' at the front of its muzzle, knowing its about to attack. "How about we save you the trouble of having to do that work" Ka'am said with a threatening voice towards Ter'ran, meaning that Ter'ran no longer would have to volunteer to hurt Lyle as a prisoner.. But this was far worse, Ka'am was about to feed lyle to his thanator, knowing he has no mercy. "A little help here.." Lyle whispered, swallowing as his words had definitely lessened.. He knew this beast could not be stopped.. "you know my petpeeves Ter'ran. Some you always seem to pull out.. But you know what I hate most." Ka'am said as the thanator came closer and closer, about to bite Lyle, making an end to it. "Disloyalty. Liars." he said as the silence hit.. Before he continued, seeing Ter'ran was fully focused on Lyle and the thanator. Glaring with his eyes towards his friend. "but since you're not like those.. You wouldnt mind to get rid of him, do you now" Ka'am said before Lyle couldnt hold it back anymore.. Seeing the life flash before his eyes "TER'RAN" He yelled out of fear, making Ter'ran break. "PLEASE STOP- STOP I BEG YOU. I'M A LIAR. I ADMIT, BUT DO NOT KILL HIM, ANYTHING BUT HIM" Ter'ran yelled with the fear in his voice, making Ka'am who glared at him.. Snort before snapping his fingers to make the Thanator stop right before Lyle, the drool of the animal was sliding an inch away from the recom.

If it had been a tenth of a second longer, it was game over but Ka'am had complete control, and knew exactly what to do. Ter'ran was the more emotional of the two.. As the man's tears were sliding down, the thought of having lost Lyle again felt like a stab theough his heart.. Without holding himself back this time, allowing his emotions to come through, Ter'ran ran up to Lyle the second the thanator was told to back off, holding Lyle's head as his tears kept flowing down.. But he knew now.. He was in deep trouble. Having had a moment to look at Lyle, Ter'ran slowly dared to turn to Ka'am, who glared with fury at the man. 'and here I thought I could rely on you' ka'am thought as he kept thinking.. He wanted to know how they knew each other, but right as he saw their connection, he rememberd the own eyes he met back in the deep forest of pandora. The eyes were so familair, but he hadnt given it much space to process, as it made its own entrance now.. Just by the thought of that, he called his thanator to himself, for it hissed loudly at Ter'ran and Lyle together now.. Before walking up to Ka'am. Having told the others to keep a close eye on them, almost wanting to tie Ter'ran up as well.. Despite he was part of their clan. The behavior he showed, felt like betrayal, but Ka'am was smart enough to figure something major was behind this. How could he know this alien, that they had never seen before... He decided to go back out there, see if those aliens were around. Normally he wouldnt do this by himself but let his clan do it for him.. But something peaked his curiosity again. He wanted to know how the eyes he saw were so familair as well as all seemed to pile up, being something huge. Something he wanted to know right away. His fascination to humans had never failed him, but this.. This was a bigger mystery he wanted to know.. How it was possible or why he even thought it. sooner or later he'd figure, or at least get told that.. The human he got in contact with so close.. Has returned in a new life and skin.. Back on pandora. But how..

TO BE CONTINUED

#emmacreatures #niku30 #avatar #avatar oc #quaritch x ka'am #avatar fanfiction #avatar ships #lyle wainfleet #lyle x ter'ran #ka'am #recom quaritch

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millenialfanfictionaddiction · 2 years

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🪶Being Karasuno's Manager 🪶

Polyship with Asahi and Nishinoya

Asahi Azumane and Nishinoya Yu x Female Manager

Warnings:Swearing, polyship (i kept it PG)

AN: This is an Anon request!

🌠 Please Like, Reblog and/or Share to help support my writing 🌠

Hear me out ⏸️

Not the most compatible of couples for you YN

Capricorn and Libra don't really mesh well

but ✋️ BUT

I think if anyone can make it work, it would be these two

Seriously tho, Noya and Asahi are such a great team

They work well together, don't really get jealous of one another and their personalities are compatible

Noya is outgoing and strong-willed

While Asahi is more reserved and well mannered

So of course, they would both be attracted to you 😅

You are a mixture of them both YN

You can be loud and outspoken but also calm and collected

That's how your friendship begins

You are one of the only people who can chill Noya out and encourage Asahi

Please you totally help Asahi with his serves and Noya with his receives daily

You guys are like a power team ✊🏻

After you practice, you often hang out and eat together

Seriously it's lile two parents taking their kid to a restaurant

You and Asahi being mom and dad

And of course Noya being well... Noya 🤣

You being out the best in both of them 🥰

Surprisingly, that's what attracts both of them to you

Noya needs someone to calm him while Asahi needs someone to bring him out of his shell

Never fear, YN is here 🙌🏻

Now, both of their crushes on you start immediately

It's just that Noya is way more blunt about it than Asahi is

Noya will go out of his way to ensure you pay attention to him

Meanwhile, Asahi will just watch from the sidelines and wait patiently

You have a huge crush on both of them 😍

But you can't see living with one and not the other

It's like peanut butter and jelly

You can't have one without the other

Ok you can but for this purpose you can't 🤣

Anyways, dating starts out kind of slow

Both guys start to show interest in you

And at first, you think you'll just see which one you like more

But alas, you like them both 😭

When you tell them this, it's an easy solution for Noya

"Well then date us both"- Noya

You and Asahi 👉🏻 👁👄👁 whet-

"I mean, I like you Asahi and you like me and we both like YN!"- Noya

I mean the math maths so like 👍🏻😅

Seriously tho 👀 as a throuple you three are unstoppable

It's a bit awkward at first but you guys get the hang of it soon enough

There's also no keeping it a secret because Noya is going to blab to everyone

"Hey Suga, did you know Asahi and I are both dating YN?"- Noya ✨️👄✨️

"Uhhh I didn't but good for you"- Suga

"As long as you dumbasses don't mess around during practice I have no problem with it"- Daichi

"Don't wordy YN I wasn't talking about you. You're perfect"- Daichi

As it should be 💅

"Don't worry Daichi I'll keep them on track"- you

"Yeah YN will spank our asses if we get out of hand. Right YN?"- Noya

"I absolutely will not be doing that"- You

It's going to be chaotic Yn

But nothings more chaotic than tournaments 👀

Especially if you are Karasuno

Like they seem to be a magnet 🧲 for all things bad luck

So it's not a surprise when you and Yachi are up in the crowd and you hear some guys from another team talking

"Man Karasuno just can't get in it today"

"Yeah. That little libero and big scary #4 really aren't playing well at all"

Oh no they DID NOT 👏🏻

Your head whips to glare at the boys are are watching the game

Meanwhile our YN is shooting freaking laser beans from her eyes

"Yn just ignore them"- Yachi

Too bad those boys have a dead wish 🙃

"Man out again!! That #4's serve is hard but he can't even get it in bounds!"

"Yeah and even if he could, it's not like their Libero could even dig up a return"

Yachi is panicking now 😵

🔥 👄 🔥- you

"What did you say about my boys?"- you, stomping up to the guys

"What? About Karasuno?"- stupid boy #1 asks

"No about Santa! Yes you imbecile!"- you, now dramatically raising your voice

In fact, two certain people in particular can hear you 👂🏻

"How DARE you talk about my boyfriends like that!! Asahi and Noya are two of the best players on Karasuno, if not two of the best players here! You got alot of nerve talking about them when you ate up here sitting on your high horse"- you

Yachi is now training to contain you

Asahi and Niya are staring at you 👁👄👁

"Look lady we are sorry!"- idiot #2

"You better be! And if I ever, and I mean EVER catch you talking about my boys again, I'll hunt you down!"- you, walking away pissed off 🚶‍♀️ 😤

Pls Noya and Asahi are on their game after that

You lit a fire under them YN

No balls will touch that floor on Karasuno's side

Asahi will channel his inner Ushiwaka and probably dent the floorboards 😅

After the match, you run down to hug your boys

Noya leaps into your arms and Asahi patiently waits for Noya to chill

"YN I'm going to need you to do that at all our games ok?"- Daichi

"Can do sir"- you, smiling and hugging your boys 😍

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I just realized something about Herme and Seig’s dynamic. Seig is a slut but he is self aware and has some impulse control. But Herme is such a dumb slut with zero self awareness that I feel Herme would berate Seig for acting like a whore without realizing the double standard. Meanwhile Seig’s just looking at him like…👁👄👁 Bro…you publicly stripped naked yesterday….

That's exactly it though!! Sieg is doing his best to be decent, but he's incredibly unlucky and so naturally whorish that accidents happen. But even then, he has shame.

Herme, meanwhile, has no idea what he's doing. I'm pretty sure Dreyse is the only thing keeping him from public nudity, and he's just so fucking stupid that he doesn't realize he's every bit as slutty as Sieg, if not worse. I'm not sure if Herme has had any form of sex-ed tbh. He might legit not know what horny stuff is.

And yeah, Sieg is perpetually somewhere between frustrated and disturbed about how HE'S the one who gets bullied constantly. His inferiority complex never stops, but like?? He's not the stupid one here??? In whatever moments of self-confidence he has, he seriously wonders how and why Herme is the one who gets everyone's respect. There's nothing he can do about it, though, so he just has to sit there and watch his brother obliviously whore it up.

#Siegblut #Herme #Headcanon

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I thought the pain of Natasha's death on Endgame was something I would never have to watch again. And then... well... savage americancowgirl appears with a new chapter and seriously I should have seen it coming wink, wink. You killed me... And It Was Awesome ASDFGHJKLÑ

I just saw the pics of Nat and T'Challa and I was like.. naaah, she wouldn't.... wouldn't she???? 👁👄👁

The rhythm of your story is so sooooo hyping!! Did I just read a wink to a certain series? In the part when reader is trying to anger Killmonger??? ASDFGHJKLÑ

When T'Challa said he was gonna win, I just looked at a point in my room and stared like I was in The Office cause no, motherfucker, you won't.

T'Challa: I will win.

Narrator: He did not win, he died, actually.

Now I'm gonna go lay back for a while an cry meanwhile I wait for the next chapter.

Thank you for sharing your work!!!! ASDFGHJKLÑ 🥰🥰✨✨🫶🏻

Omg! Killing Nat killed me! I didn’t want too but I have to admit I love bringing chaos and heartbreak 😈😈🤣🤣

I’m really glad you picked up on references and are enjoying this! I’m working on the next part now! There’s hell to pay for sure…

I literally did the same thing as you when I had T’Challa say that line knowing that he wasn’t going to win. I just stared off and smirked knowing everyone would see what was about to happen.

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I made it (aka finished Bodyguard last night - I almost didn't but I had to I told myself "you're not weak, it won't take you 3 days to finish one fic PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER") and MISSSSSSS MISSSSSS BAEK 😭😩🤧 this is perhaps my fave fic of yours, please! I still think real Hwa would be a pretty useless (yet enjoyable) bodyguard, but you convinced me that this lil meow meow can kick ass <3333 I loved how fun Y/N was, I loved reserved yet soft Hwa, they were a perfect match. But when he pulled that cliche "I don't like you" shit I was like??? Ofc the others gave him this idea, smh... I'm glad the old man realised his mistake, but poor Y/N went through so much 🤺 Also obligatory Kai appearance lmao, we love to see him as another supportive bestie!

NOW TELL ME did Y/N close the mafia, did she and Seonghwa live happily ever after?! Did he stay as her bodyguard or just as her boyfriend? Honestly I expected more angst, thought you'll destroy us with either Hwa or Y/N getting seriously hurt, but I'm glad you spared us 🤗 My only complaint? Not enough Dumbles, hellooooo!!!

And I wanna know more about Bodyguard Hwa, what does he like, what's his story, why was he about to be killed before Y/Ns father saved him??? Please, I need to have a talk with him

About the concerts, I think it's also the culture, people in Japan as well as South Korea aren't as wild during the gigs, which is great sometimes, and yeah they're strict with the cameras, but it also depends on the security

Your Bodyguard Woo and Love is Gone Woo need to meet, who would win? I mean your Woo is trained to punch and possibly kill, BUT he's a dumb dumb too...I want fuck boy Hwa to be devastated by Y/N's life story and to feel guilty then beg for her forgiveness 🤗

I'm gonna be honest bestie... I'm not sure about Guerrilla so far 😭😭😭 I love the guitar and screamo HJ, the chorus is... kinda catchy, but it's giving NCT (in a bad way because I dislike most NCT songs, oops) so I'm a bit underwhelmed? Which is crazy, cause the song has a lot going on. Hopefully I find the whole track okay, I don't wanna dislike it and tbh I'm saaaaad I'm still looking forward to the cb obviously, but idk how to feel about the title track 🤧 It's like Turbulence all over again, everyone's loving it meanwhile me and a few of my friends aren't loving it. I love noise and I wanted Rockteez, but I feel like me and my flatmate are gaslighting ourselves into liking it like we did with Maniac lol

I've been staring at photos and videos of sweaty Hwa in a tank top for a bit too long... people need to fucking stop putting him everywhere 💀

Can you believe I never dreamt of Soo Hyuk?! We need to change this. I need a good drama with him as the lead 🤲🏻

Omg you got San that's so fucking funny and Tuxedo Mask - I used to love him as a child, always liked dramatic ass men. Uhhh I got ecstasy 👁👄👁

Also, omg I need to tell you (maybe I already mentioned it, can't remember) I accidentally found a Twitter account of one of my mutuals on Tumblr and... they're so fucking cringe I had no idea? They're kinda an Ateez shooter tbh, pretty obnoxious with their takes, they're not like this here and we had a lot of deep and fun conversations, but this is such a fucking turn off. They literally liked a tweet that said "if you dislike Guerrilla you're not an Atiny, you're a fucking weak ass pussy stfu and be grateful for REAL music" and other similar ones. Their Twitter is full of dumb and embarrassing tweets like "yasssss kingzzzz what a cock-banging song Ateez main slayers outsold your stupid faves their visionis immaculate!!!" and I'm like, huh??? That's so unexpected, help 😭 now I'm glad they're not on tumblr as much so we don't speak that often - DV 💖

hi hello!!!

HELLO 😭😭 IS IT??? ALL TIME FAVOURITE?? EVEN MORE THAN TTWHY??? IM SO SURPRISED HELLO??? JVDWNDJS IT WAS THE “inspo” THAT WOOYOUNG HIT WATCHING A SHOW 😭😭 yes. kai. my best man. glad u like their pairing and that yn wasn’t annoying fbwndhdj the actual bodyguard in question this vid reminds me of him in bbhwa 😭😭 😭😭

SINCE ITS AN OPEN ENDING! yes! y/n did. close the mafia bc ain’t no way bestie about to be disturbed,,, seonghwa returns more as her boyfriend and the bodyguard part is just saying he still does the thing he did as a bodyguard but in boyfriend form! AYO FBDBDH IF I WROTE MORE ANGST UT WOULD’VE GONE 40k+ also bc angst is yn dying so idk if anyone would want that fbfbf YES IM SO SORRY I REALIZE I DIDNT ADD DUMBLEDORE IN IT AS MUCH AS I SHOILD HAVE 😭😭

And I wanna know more about Bodyguard Hwa, what does he like, what's his story, why was he about to be killed before Y/Ns father saved him??? Please, I need to have a talk with him

yes, he likes y/n & ice cream <3 his story is basically rmr when yn was looking thru his profile? it said he was an assassin for this italian mafia thing and how that same mafia was out to kill him bc (he tried to leave and they don’t allow that but her dad helped bc he was an ally <3) PLS DO HAVE A TALK WITH HIM ILL SCHEDULE THE APPOINTMENT FOR THIS FRIDAY!

AHHHH makes more sense, it seems a bit more reserved there! surprising but also kinda cool but then u can’t see them 😭😭

LMFAOOOO I THINK BOTH WOULD BE FRIENDS 😭😭😭 omg absolutely i want that man to be on his knees, sobbing hands clasped and asking for forgiveness while she stares at him blankly she better 🔫

LMFAOOO NOT NCTBDBDBDBD no but that’s completely understandable if u don’t like it bc not everyone has the same music tastes, you’ll probably find yourself liking a different track from the album or maybe the title will grow on u once u hear it!! love the concept and tbh the beat in the chorus like except the noise is rly good! showed my kpop hating brother that and he was like “ayo ayo???”

BUT FBBFB NAURRR NOT THE GASLIGHTING MANIAC 😭😭 i didn’t like manic at all except when they say “manic dhdhdh im a maniac” that what was rly cool! skz songs for me have been a hit or miss! tho if u have some rec pls do let me know! also did not like that christmas noel song idk what it was idk what jyp was doing 😭😭 trying to pull a got7 confession song redo??? also um, garam out?

I've been staring at photos and videos of sweaty Hwa in a tank top for a bit too long... people need to fucking stop putting him everywhere 💀

imagine being an idol and u wore a tank top once and it went viral and now u see it everywhere and anywhere, deserved, but also let’s move on quick! ✨but

Can you believe I never dreamt of Soo Hyuk?! We need to change this. I need a good drama with him as the lead 🤲🏻

YOUVE NEVER?? ITS TIME ITS TIME omg have u watched his handmade love kdrama?? where he’s the lead, he’s so cool 😩

Omg you got San that's so fucking funny and Tuxedo Mask - I used to love him as a child, always liked dramatic ass men. Uhhh I got ecstasy 👁👄👁

“always liked dramatic ass men”

ECSTASY??? 👄👁👄 well damn i got curiosity,,, polar opposite’s

"if you dislike Guerrilla you're not an Atiny, you're a fucking weak ass pussy stfu and be grateful for REAL music"

oh…..

man i can list some REAL music gimme her @ 😭😭😭 no bc that’s so??? forcing ppl to like something won’t make them like it better tf 😭😭😭😭 ISNT this bULLŸING 😭😭

“yasssss kingzzzz what a cock-banging song Ateez main slayers outsold your stupid faves their visionis immaculate!!!"

im so,,,

here’s a quiz!

is this man ok 😭😭+ this baldie

BESTIE

WHATS GOING KNDGEBDBNED

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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