Doctor Who: The Church on Ruby Road Review- A Nice Big Plate of WTF?
So… I have… questions? Many of them aren’t even things I can express in words- they’re just helpless looks of confusion happening in my head and a general, non-specific yearning for answers. I’m not saying I disliked The Church on Ruby Road. I’m not saying I liked it, either. I’m saying that it’s so bafflingly other that I’m not 100% sure how to process my feelings about it. Consequently, this is going to be quite a short review. I mean, when Wild Blue Yonder and The Giggle blew me away, I knew exactly what it was I was enjoying and why. When The Star Beast disappointed, I knew exactly why it disappointed me (it felt like a first draft). I don’t even know what emotions I experienced while watching The Church on Ruby Road or if those emotions even have names, so it’s kind of difficult to talk about.
Okay, let’s start with something easy. I like Ncuti Gatwa’s take on the Doctor. That’s something I’m certain about. He’s breezy and bright and- occasionally- a tiny bit bitchy. I think he’s going to be an interesting addition to the line-up. Also, I think it’s really cool and progressive that he’s the first Doctor… WITH A MOUSTACHE! So yeah, he’s a perfectly fine actor for the role. I could have done with a slightly stronger, more sure-footed introduction- something like Ecclestone’s “Run!” or David Tenant just straight up grabbing a Sycorax energy-whip by the business end and yanking it away… but I get that he’s meant to be the fun, easy-going Doctor and I accept that his intro has to suit the character, which means a gradual, laid-back sort of interweaving. So yes: nice work on establishing Fifteen, Ruby Road.
But then there’s the goblins in flying wooden boats. Doctor Who had goblins now, and that’s fine… but they’re never really explained. We’re told they can surf the waves of time, but we’re never told where they came from. Are they just on Earth all the time? Have they always been here? Are they from space? Another dimension? We’re just kind of asked to accept them and the fact that they regularly abduct and eat babies (yet this has somehow never come up before). I mean, I’m okay with goblins, but I’m not sure how I feel about inadequately-explained goblins in a sci-fi show. Doctor Who has every right to be extremely silly- it’s practically in the charter- but there’s a razor-thin line between ‘silly’ and ‘stupid’ and I’m not sure which side of the divide big-eyed mischievous goblins in flying boats fall on. Especially when they start singing.
Ah, yes. Maybe I should have led with that. The goblins sing. And I don’t mean unearthly, alien singing of the kind befitting their essentially inhuman nature, nor even the type of shanties that would match their outfits and flying, old-fashioned sailing ship. No, no. They sing a full-on, carefully-orchestrated and choreographed, extremely catchy pop song… about eating babies. It’s fucking mental. I mean, it’s obviously meant to be funny and it made me laugh… but I’m not sure I was laughing at the intended joke or if I was just having a breakdown in response to seeing something so fucking inexplicable. I mean, when the Celestial Toymaker interrupted The Giggle for a musical number, it made sense. The Toymaker was characterised in such a way that murdering people to music perfectly fitted his character- he’s bloody psychotic. But with the goblins it just comes completely out of left-field.
I thought the overarching themes of family being about more than blood and people forming intricate webs of connection that depend more on love than superficial genetic ties were pretty solid and universal. On the other hand, making new companion Ruby Sunday such an enmeshed part of an adopted family meant her personality didn’t get much chance to come through properly, despite her more-than-ample screen-time. She always felt like a part of something larger- particularly with the fairly extravagant and entertaining personalities of her other family members (one in particular).
I think what’s weird about this episode is that it’s meant to be the start of a soft-reboot with the potential to draw in new fans, yet if you’re not familiar with Doctor Who already, it presents a bit of misleading picture of what the show is. It centres mythic and magical creatures over the show’s more standard cosmic and alien fare or scientific-disaster-style stories, while previous events are referenced with little or no context. As a long-time Who fan (who even forced myself to watch the execrable Chibnall/Whitaker episodes necessary for an appreciation of the plot), I understood what was being alluded to and also knew to make allowances for this being a daft, knock-about Christmas episode that won’t be typical of the season to come. But new fans? They’re likely to be completely bloody lost.
All things considered, I quite liked The Church on Ruby Road- it’s a bit of fun and it’s a reasonably good palette cleanser after the heavier themes of the previous two specials. Plus, it’s just nice to see a new Doctor in action and know he’s going to be good in the role. Does it set out to do what it was meant to do, though (i.e. set out the stall for new Whovians and provide a real flavour of the show? Erm. No. And, however enjoyable it might be overall, its more confusing elements do make me worry about showrunner Russel T. Davies’ mental state. At least we only have to wait until spring to find out just how mad he’s gone.
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Checking Tenant Bank Statements
Checking Tenant Bank Statements One of the interesting differences between landlords and letting agents is in the extent to which they check up on a tenant’s bank statement to see their current credit and cash flow situation as part of their standard reference checks, says David Lawrenson of www.LettingFocus.com. Some landlords and some letting agents simply rely on a credit report score or a credit company bald “Go” or No Go” decision, possibly backed up with information on income / earnings from an employer (or via the SA320 from HMRC and / or an accountant’s statement, if the applicant is self-employed). These letting agents and landlords will simply look to see that the tenant’s income is currently at least 2.5 times the rent and as long as the credit report (from Experian or another agency) says “Clear” or “Go Ahead”, confirms the current address and does not reveal anything nasty, such as a County Court Judgement against the tenant, they will offer a tenancy. But in my view this is not enough, because it is possible for someone to be earning many multiples of the rental income and to have a clear credit report but to be in trouble financially. And the only way to spot this is to ask to see bank statements for each tenant applicant. So, for our tenants, we ask to see the last 3 months’ original bank statements on their banks headed paper, (not a simple print out of transactions from the tenant’s online account). If the applicant is self-employed, we ask to see 6 months’ of bank statements. Checking Tenant Bank Statements Having a proper printed statement will also validate each tenant’s address, which is useful in itself. If the last bank statement was more than two weeks ago, a simple print out of the most recent transactions since that statement, will suffice for a view of the most recent financial activity. The statements can be emailed to us, or if the applicant prefers, they can bring them to our offices for us to look at instead. We will not ask to keep copies of the statements, but we need to spend a few minutes going through them to establish what each applicant’s cash flow is like in order to assess whether they can really afford the rent. So what are we looking for from these bank statements? Well, we are looking mainly at incoming and outgoing money. We like to see the incomings be more than the outgoings! We look carefully at what the outgoings are for and, if it is not clear from the statement information what the outgoings are actually for, this may lead to us asking more questions of the applicant. So, if the applicant says that a big item of outgoing is into a savings account; that is good. If they say that a big item of the outgoing is for a loan; that is not so good. And it goes without saying that they should be in credit and certainly not overdrawn. If they are not in credit, then you should ask where will the rent will come from, if their income should happen to stop, which can, of course happen fast, if they lose their job. Checking Tenant Bank Statements – The Onus is on them! With this process, you have to have the right mind-set as a landlord and as part of this, it is your job to make clear to the applicant that it is up to them to prove to you, that they can afford to rent the property comfortably. Remember, you hold all the cards here. You have the property they want to rent! Sure, you can be pragmatic and flexible but they still have to prove to you that they can afford the rent. The onus is very much on them! If their cash flow, as revealed by their bank statement looks poor, it might be that they are putting a lot of money away to a savings account. In which case, great – and you should ask to see that too. You have to be sensible and pragmatic about all this though – and keep in mind that the average tenant might not have a lot of savings and / or too much of a cushion financially. After all, if they were that well off, they might have already bought a property of their own and not be renting! Low savings or zero savings will often be the case if the applicants are young and have student loans to pay. It helps if there is more than one tenant applicant, so if one loses their job, there still remains income for the other applicant. You can always take a view on things too and be flexible. So, if someone is a newly qualified doctor, they are not likely to be out of work very long, unless they kill their patients!, and their income should be quite reliable. In these circumstances, it might not matter if they don’t currently have any savings at all. As long as the bank statements show they are currently living within their means, then you can be flexible, in a way that many letting agents may not be able to be. If someone is not willing to provide banks statements to us, we would not let one of our properties to them. In my experience, only about a quarter of letting agents ask to see bank statements, though this figure being closer to a half of agents in London. Checking Tenant Bank Statements – and Guarantors If they cannot satify you that they can afford the rent, then you might be able to accept a guarantor instead. A key factor with any guarantor, alongside all the other checks you should do, is that they should be able to show, via their own bank statements, that they can easily afford the rent as well as meeting all their own financial outgoings. All guarantors must be UK citizens and they must own property in the UK, as this will make it easy to recover any outstanding debts or money owing. 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