#me: bro can u tell me what's going on

[obihoe]

naruto in that waterfall scene truly was like. the villagers have shunned me all my life and now they love me but its all fake cuz they just love me for what i have done to protect the village i HATE those fuckers, they can shove their autograph requests up their dumb asses and then he is like. well i got the solution. to solve all this hatred. to dissolve it and cure it. i'll just keep trying to become who they want me to be, if i manage to be the person THEY want me to be, they will love me and i'll keep their approval. this is the solution to all my problems ^_^ and then he like, hugs his dark self and it dissolves and the whole thing is done its like sfdfdgdgfs. okay, way to repress ur own feelings and do the exact same thing that youve already Been doing all ur life so far LOL. literally victim-blaming ur own self for what others have put u thru but alright. 👍

#naruto #posts #takes that are news to literally nobody here but yeah .. #its like 'i just have to be strong and be positive ^_^ just like that killer bee guy' #which like yeah cool that killer bee kept his cool all this time and just remained chipper but still. #its not his and neither naruto's fault that he was hated and ostracized all this time. lol #it shouldnt be Their responsibility to just be cool with it. and/or make it better #ANYWAY. this is all obvious but yeah #i also do have to say i kind of like the way killer bee's story of how he grew up was presented. nevertheless #cuz he's just like yo yo yo check out these cool rhymes 😎😎 while everyone throws like tomatoes at him or smth. asfsfdgds #like he just cannot be bothered #even when motoi his friend opens up to him abt hsving tried to murder him (which is like huh?? okay. youre scared #of the eight tails so youre just gonna ATTACK his jinchuuriki? w a silly little kunai as well like okay???) #anyway but his friend tells him he secretly hated him and wanted him gone and he's like whatever man 😎 give me ur fist #we are best bros forever like sfsdsfsfs #its kinda cool i think. like u COULD maybe frame this as 'ppl are going to treat u however they choose but if u just stick to urself #and know who u are. u have worth independent of them. believe in ur own strength cuz youre FUCKING cool and youre YOU #nobody can take that away from u. even if they throw eggs at u' or smth then that would be great!! #but no its framed more as 'well u just have to keep being nice and take it and believe that u can become better #so that they will love u' ... which is :[ like naruto bbygirl fuck those villagers .. u are worthy no matter what they say #ANYWAY. lol #killer bee

[chloecherrysip]

I'm telling you, everything's gonna be all right as long as we're together!

#mario movie #mario movie spoilers #super mario bros #super mario bros movie #super mario bros movie spoilers #cherrysip edits #i've seen so many screenshots and a few scattered gifs but it doesn't seem like anyone's actually done a proper gifset SO #I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS SCENE. SO UNBELIEVABLY NORMAL. I DIDN'T WATCH THIS CLIP 60 TIMES AND CRY EVERY TIME #YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING #but seriously it is unbelievable how sweet these brothers are. i am SO grateful that the movie is actually giving a lot of emotional weight #to their relationship! i just can't get over how mario is wholly focused on soothing luigi because that's what's important to him #and how luigi does relax and smile because he trusts his brother wholeheartedly #PICTURES TAKEN SECONDS BEFORE DISASTER :( :( :( :( :( :( #i also love how you can tell mario genuinely did not know that luigi was sucked in too (this is confirmed in the newest tv spot too) #and so he's kind of in quiet awe of where he is and then HE SEES LUIGI and PROTECTIVE BIG BROTHER MODE activates instantly #their reunion in the movie is actually going to end me. i will leave my mortal body behind and rejoin the sea. IT BETTER BE GOOD #but after this i don't see how it CAN'T be. this relationship is clearly the heart of the movie - if it's already emotional in this scene #then they've got to pay that off at the end!!! it's the law!!! otherwise things will just fall flat. i believe in u movie don't let me down

[eggwishing]

little peek at somethjing i am cooking up ...

#this is rlly rough but rn im just blocking everything out #i have like 6.5 pages sketched so far this is already going faster than last time i think..^_^ #im having a blast also #im tryna rewire my brain . every time i think Blehhh i hate drawing i just want to see it done i gotta stop n correct myself #like Hey wait you actually love drawing why are you telling yourself this The process is frustrating sometimes but that comes with art #i had to redraw this one page like 4 separate times and i still didn't feel like giving up #like yeah i was feeling pressed but at the same time i was being patient with myself #like this is part of improving Stop laying on the floor and wondering why you're even doin this you've always loved it #only drawing when u know it's gonna turn out good defeats the whole purpose of learning #also i added cal last minute to this comic and im gladi did he's so creeepy #im very excited to get this done Not impatient like i was before #im impatient for people to see it yeah lol but not w myself #and im not gonna be all like “yeah we'll see how long this lasts lol” bc i think that's already setting myself up for burning out #i have hope that i can keep enjoying art like this I just need to change the way i think #and accept the messy n ugly. the perfect is the enemy of the good #aaron blaise really inspires me. he sincerely loves what he does and i want to be like that #this is also gonna be more comic-like Panelwise i think #scott pilgrim n my bro inspired me #also the way cal's face cuts off on the right makes sense in context he's peekin from behind a chair

[heartoferebor]

On a scale from 1 to 'has been listening to Violent Ceasefire from the MGS4 OST on a loop for the last hour and sobbing haltlessly whilst baking gingerbread' how well did you cope with that cutscene at the end of MGS4 ACT III?

#bro the more often i rewatch it the worse it GETS #the way Eva searches for just the smallest hint of Ocelot of ADAM #the man she's known for half a century and probably one of her closest friends now #the way you can see that sth else lurks below that cuntycampy facade of Liquid Ocelot #those miniature moments of grief and rage and a glimpses of a brilliant mind slowly unravelling behind the facade #the way the only thing that Snake knows to do when in blinding crippling pain is to call out for Otacon his one light in the darkness #'the only choice left to us is death' bro that line...u cant tell me there wasn't some ocelot peeking through there #i can literally feel my brain breaking i am not going to survive the end of this game #i hate mgs. i love mgs. i could not live without it. #this game really makes you go 'what the fuck is this bullshit why am i playing this kojima no' #literally followed by 'this is the most brilliant game ive ever played and it will shape me as a person for decades to come' 5 minutes late #blob plays mgs4

[worstloki]

Thor would want to kiss Loki and then to make it less weird kiss evry1 else in his friend group.

#Thor would be like bro it's not sus at all see look im going to go kiss Fandral right now too haha!!!! #Loki is like omn (ohmynorns) did you actually just kiss me and Thor would be like uhh this is regular shieldbrother behaviour #Loki: you did!! it wasn't even an accident or anything was it?! #Thor: i respect you #Thor like my friends go with it I am just showing i love you and the warriors 4 are like Thor r u drunk or something but go along #Thor internally: Loki doesn't have his own friend group so in theory he wouldn't know what is and isn't regular friend behaviour #Loki internally: Thor's got issues but there is none I can tell without it threatening Thor's right of succession or earning him punishment #Odin's raven sitting on the windowsill having just seen Thor decide to go for another round with everyone with tongue: caw #thorki #Thor/Loki #crack #Thor: it's not gay if it's a 3way #Loki: unfortunately the warriors 3 and sif makes 4 others #Thor: just sif? #Loki: no #Thor: what about vols-- #Loki: we're still brothers. it's not the homo that's the issue. Thor. #Thor: i wish we weren't brothers :( #Odin's raven: *chokes on air mid-caw*

[jisungshotfirst]

it's always infuriating when I am pissing myself over something and then I turn around and people r crazy mad over it

#like babes can we stop assuming idols r straight and therefore anything they say that's remotely about gay people is homophobic .... #what gyubi said literally Sent me I laughed so hard #I did not assume malice at all like that was rly funny to me 😭 #if he's queer it's sooooo real of him to call the company out like that FJEJEJ #if he said it as a joke to be homophobic ?? bro he has hanbin to go home to .... and jiwoong... and hao...... #none of them would stand for it and that's how it should be #he was making a joke over the situation they r in where companies tell them to not come out - which will likely be told to every one of them #which is rly fucking funny coz he understands it's ridiculous #idk I hate when people get mad over this stuff coz they automatically assume homophobia #coz it's a reach and stems from assuming they r straight #and alsooo I said it before about Matthew .. just the fact that haobin are 'more likely' gay does not mean that the others are automatically #straight ??? #u can have a group of 9 queer people ... it can happen ... u don't have to divide them there's no maximum limit #let them live ... let them make gay jokes.. I personally live for them so SMOOCH for gyubi #zebi

[ronanlynchbf]

hell day today and i'm only two hours into my EIGHT HOUR SHIFT

#9 to 5 by dolly parton starts playing in the background.. #literally had to open up shop alone 2day and also was entirely alone for the first 45 min. of my shift so that was already a negative start #to the day + i heard that i can't have my break later than two thirty which is very bad for me bc 1) there'll be a lot of ppl all around me #when i'm eating which i already dislike and 2) like 85% of ppl taking their break around that time are VERY noisy eaters so even worse and #then 3) it'll be really loud in the room as well bc everyone's talking loudly and eating and the cutlery's clanging against plates and such #and also some ppl have actual full-blown arguments with each other in the break room bc half the ppl here hate each other's guts so more #negatives to the day and then on top of that we've had sooooo many annoying customers already today who r just. intent on making u stressed #out and upset and literally will tell u to your face to 'do your job better' like bro...i can easily tell you haven't worked in retail.... #also someone hung their clothes on the rack outside the fitting rooms which is where u hang ur clothes when you're DONE fitting them & don' #want them bc they don't fit or don't sit right or u just don't rlly like them after all so if clothes are hanging there we the ppl working #there WILL take them and hang them back in their original places what did u expect to happen?? anyway someone hung the clothes they had #tried on already and did want there and i reached out to take them bc like. that's what we do here..we hang the clothes on the 'discard #rack' back in the store bc else the rack gets stuffed and the woman literally grabbed my arm and said 'those are mine what do u think you'r #doing' LIKE?????? GIRL THE RACK'S THERE FOR A REASONNNN ofc i'm going to assume u don't want them anymore if they're hanging there that's #why it's called the DISCARD rack....also how am i to know those specific clothes are yours HONESTLYYYYYY STFU AND GET OFF ME #ALSO some dude was like (to his child but like. looking at me while he said it.) 'this guy needs a haircut doesn't he' bc my hair is kinda #long and apparently i passed today. LIKE 1st of all kind of a rude thing to say to a stranger innit 2nd of all setting a great example to #your child there just casually commenting on other ppl's looks like that👍 3rd of all jokes on you you wouldn't consider me a guy if #you Knew most likely. thanks for that little zing of glee much obliged <3 but also man just piss off will you. 4th of all my hair isn't eve #that long....like the ends of it are just shy of my shoulders wdym LONG if u knew the long-haired guys i know you'd faint. #anyway. great start of the day. i still have six more hours to go 🥴 #ALSO no surprise this always happens but my legs already hurt SOOOOOOOO BADDDDDD :((((((((((( #r.txt

[starlooove]

Y’all have got to stop recording and sharing every damn thing with the fucking internet.

#in what world is it appropriate to post a vid of u telling ur sibling ur dad was murdered #like genuinely what the hell #call me old fashioned or close minded or whatever but what the actual hell #Ur not a character. ur a human being. every aspect of ur life doesn’t need to be put out for everyone to see so they can analyze and fix u #i am speaking from experience bro that validation u get from ppl online calling u a good person or feeling bad for you #It’s not worth and it quite literally rots ur brain #the situation above is obviously more extreme but I feel the same way when y’all make custody battles into online beef #or call bigotry ‘discourse’ #like can we be serious #and idk I feel like the difference to me is when u do it #a video recounting how u handled a situation is fine to me #but smth grosses me out about taking the time to record edit and post a video like that as the situation is happening #in the middle of this grief you decided to record ur siblings grief out sad music behind it post it and like the comments saying they’re sad #whats going on

[welcometoteyvat]

"the narrow eyes of Asians would be true purely because of the region"

my good brother in christ, DIE.

#went into the zhongli tag. day ruined #'I had almost no experience drawing such an appearance.' YEAH I CAN TELL BY HOW U REDUCE BEING (E)ASIAN TO JUST MONOLIDS AND NOTHING ELSE. #im sorry but also fucking saying this about GENSHIN of all things get a brain idiot #every character in the game has big ole anime eyes #including every single character from liyue and inazuma #like idk what a way to tell me that you haven't met a single asian person in your life and still think of us as stereotypes #i hold a special place of hate in my heart for people who. draw characters from easian media in a ''''''''realistic'''''''' style #and then make their eyes the stereotype slit eyes or otherwise hella fucking ugly . and justify w 'realistic style' 🤓🤓 #bro just say youre still xenophobic and go #anyways whatever. killing and maiming but in my mind. #the other thing abt this that makes me angry is this is literally zhongli. he's the epitome of chinese coded in the game. and then ur like #'he MUST have narrow eyes' DIE! fucking why was that comment necessary FOR GODS SAKE . he's chinese in ways that are not phenotypical #anyways whatever idc if op sees this if it's ignorance theyre on thin fucking ice and if its racism then im glad if it ticks them off #ramblings! #the kicker is also i wouldve rbed that without thinking twice if i didnt read the fucking caption. it was decent art but never fucking mind

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#sometimes u just gotta have a cringe fail weekend. is what i tell myself bc i let the fact that i forgot to check my new #email completely obliterate me. also i haven't been sleeping enough. also just the normal thoughts in my head #by which i mean the part of my brain that demands consequences for inattention by means of suffering. devine punishment. #which is irrational and annoying but knowing that doesnt seem to help. so ive just been laying here in the hopes i come unspooled and start #to disintegrate. which is annoying bc ive got stuff to do #specifically bc i am supposed to b a TA this semester. which is what i figured but also feared #so. thats gonna b a lot. tho not as much as my old school bc they dont make TAs do literally everything here apparently #but. itll b a lot. and also i have to finish signing up for classes. bc i didnt do that back in April by my brain was melting. also i have #to keep doing my job and dealing with my data. ugh. well. being a TA isnt so bad. i do like to help ppl learn even if im not very good at it #like. i struggle with thr talking to ppl part. like the transition of ny thoughts to something thst makes sense #oh well. hope i end up teaching something im not too unqualified for. i could do soils. Ecology. uhhh. maybe intro bio but i never even took #university level biology. i just skipped upper level courses. that's probably it. anything else would b a lotta faking it #ugh. im tired. i should go to sleep at 9pm. thr sun hasbt even set and i should sleep #tomorrow i have to get my shit together. but also i wanna email my new professor like hey bro like what do u want me to do??? #like how do i start in this lab? when do we start talking. like just not to b pushy but whats thr procedure? #i like Structure but also its like weeks until the semester starts so we got time. im just a lil nuts #jesus. its gonna b an interesting semester. hopefully fun but uh it is sorta like taking a boat out when u can see big ominous clouds #like im sure ill b fine but also i might get dumped over into a watery grave. i just. i have a lot of papers to write #and its gonna b hard to b a student on top of that. partly bc what im gonna b doing now is almost completely unrelated #which is probably y ppl stick to the same track they stsrt on. that awkward moment when ppl ask u if ur gonna keep working with bi0crust #and ur like uhhhh no fuck that actually the work ive done in the past 4 years makes me hate myself✌️ #so we r back at square 1. well not 1 bc its sorta related but its a pretty big reset #itll b fine once things start. its just thr anticipation that kills me #unrelated

[daydadahlias]

your blog is basically an ashton worship feed that i scroll through sometimes. i’ve never come across someone with such an appreciation for that man’s tits, great. good job great fics keep being so cool

now THIS is a 5 star review

#this is going on my business card #i feel like i should pin this #pigeon #anon #bro when i tell u i read this and was like 'aw' #and then i got to 'tits' and i choked so hard i almost gagged #i just wasnt expecting it #and the bluntness with which i read this #i mean idk dude i just #really like them #i mean have you SEEN his tits??? #can u blame me????? #i love me a man's melons what can i say #i try my best to be cool so thank u sincerely for this #im giggling

[insertcoolnameherethanks]

My one fear is that ST5 does go back in time and no one remembers, therefore Steve is still King Steve and loses the friendships he's made with the kids and Robin

#Like dont get me wrong I love King Steve type media BUT THE CHARACTER GROWTH WILL BE GONE #bad ending right there v bad ending #“Well at least he's alive” no. Shut up #I am that no fear one fear tshirt guy #Robin walks past and Steve gets a confused look like SOMETHING is off but he doesn't know what #Then proceeds to let his friends bully her??? I actually will riot #“But that means they can save Eddie and Barb” BRO BARB GOING rip Barb IS NANCY'S WHOLE ARC #SHE WOULD NEVER BE THE BADASS BITCH SHE IS IF BARB DIDNT GO rip Barb forever will be missed #LIKE YOU THINK LIL MISS STRAIGHT A NANCY WHEELER IS GONNA HAVE GUNS IN HER ROOM AND GO AGAINST THE GRAIN? #NAH SHE GONNA BRING HOMEMADE STUDY CARDS #I LOVE EDDIE JUST AS MUCH AS THE NEXT PERSON and I do think it was unnecessary to kill him off #Because they can say “oh its growth for Dustin's character” we've already seen a lot of growth for his character #It made no sense to do it and didn't further the plot and literally everyone seemed to forget 2 seconds later (ya other things were happeni #But like you mean to tell me no one but Dustin told Wayne????) #Duffers said we originally wanted to kill Steve off and regret we didn't so we're gonna create someone JUST to kill off #Like every death makes sense to the plot and to further the plot except his and yes I can go into detail BUT I WONT #BACK TO STEVE BABY #This is quite literally the worst thing for his character if they make him grow so much snd become loved #Just to put him back into asshole douchebag status (of course I would still let him get it rip to u but im different) #Like honestly that's worse then death for him and if Duffers are doing that??? #Duffers its gonna be ON SIGHT #You will catch these hands #Steve Harrington #Stranger Things #Stranger Things s5 #Stranger Things thoughts #King Steve Harrington #Hello I'm speaking here

[milo-is-rambling]

Now why the hell do I have such intensely realistic dreams I had to wake up and stare at the ceiling for like ten minutes to make sure I was alive.

#me 🤝 having dreams where everyone is mad at me and also I'm having a near death experience and everyone is still mad at me #literally had a dream that I was riding a bike and got hit by a car and woke up in the hospital then felt like shit but was okay enough and #then in my dream I was like hmm I wanna go to a gas station to get snacks bc that's why I was biking in the first place and so I drove to a #random gas station and came back to my car after getting snacks and there was a fucking mountain lion inside my car that immediately pounced #on me and started trying to bite my face and no one would fucking help me at all #it was terrifying and I literally like argued with my mom in the dream and she said all this personal horrible shit and didn't care at all #that I was hit by a car and then I went to the gas station and millie was there and she was mad at me for not going on some trip with her #and her family even tho I was like nah dude I was like JUST hit by a car this morning bro I don't wanna go to Connecticut with u and ur fam #and even the gas station clerk was mad at me for some reason and he tried to charge me a hundred dollars for a pack of icebreakers and a #box of strawberries like dude what the fuck is wrong with my brain but I remember every fucking detail of it like why is my brain so evil #my brain will be like hmm time to dream... let's think about exactly how it would feel to almost die once and then be mauled by a big cat #like why in my dreams do I feel everything that happens to me. why did I feel my broken nose and he blood dripping down my face and the road #burn across my body why are my dreams like yeah u can smell the mountain lions breath as you're trying to hit it with ur purse and it's like #drooling on ur face cause it's trying to wrap it's jaws around your entire head #like bruh. hey brain. did I really need that today? did I really need two near death experiences in one dream? and also everyone hates me? #was that really necessary brain? my brain also had the audacity to set the dream in New Hampshire during winter. why would I be riding a #bike in the middle of winter and then be slammed into the road and then be attacked by a lion what message is that trying to tell me exactly #when I woke up I literally touched my nose to make sure it wasn't broken thats how fucking real my dreams are I hate it #anyways I'm mad at my brain for having hyper realistic dreams where I'm in pain physically and emotionally

[bobzora]

me and my brother playing p4a in the optimal way (not learning any combos, not knowing how fighting games work, just picking a different character each time and fucking around til one of us finds out)

#bobtalk #recently underwent the Teddie Challenge. in which he plays teddie and attempts to trap you in autocombo purgatory. #and you have to keep trying different characters until you manage to Destroy Bear (did it with labrys) #like this would not be challenging or fun to people who actually know how to play this game. but goofing around is sooo fun. #*starts match* bro can u give me oneee sec to figure out what these buttons do stand back so i dont hit u #*presses 4 buttons + checks what the aerials are like* ok lets go *gets ass kicked* #this is what being a gamer is about dont let anyone tell u otherwise. #i <3 playing games 'wrong'

[dnnsrynlds]

just finished the only book i ever remembered loving in hs. it felt so good i hope this jump starts me to reading more

#i bought my policeman so when i go to watch the film i can really enjoy it bc i know the plot #i will know then ending #and as anna kendrick said or something i can masturbate to ryan (harry) #anyways #i fucking love the catcher in the rye #idk what u bitches on tumblr have to say about it #i remember people complaining about how fucking annoying he is!!! #first of all he’s a young boy. yes they’re annoying #but jesus christ my man is going thru some stuff #and im gonna let him smoke his cigs and tell me what’s going on #it was so good that felt so fucking good #bro like i feel inspired as fuck

[yongseungkim]

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#literally such a big part of me wants to go like #okay well if you and xyz are just friends #like truly just friends and you arent in denial/omitting the truth from me #have u considered maybe just maybe that it looks like you could be leading her on #the amount of time they spend together is kinda nuts #and its so funny cuz yesterday she was like talking about how her brain doesnt make those connections like #two other ppl before they started dating were spending copious amts of time together and i was like dont u see that? #and she was like no?? to me its like what if they just enjoy spending time with each other #and honeslty more than her i looked at xyzs reaction #cuz she looked STRAIGHT at her when they were talking about all that time they spent together. #bro idk i know she doesnt like to think but man she kinda should like #sometimes i think im insane but other times im like yeah if this was any other pairing of two people would def think smth fishy is going on #spending this much time with ONE person bruh like im her roommate now and i dont even spend nearly as much time #and she doesnt really invite me to do things when its the two of them which to me feels slightly weird from time to time #cuz im friends w both of em?? so it unintentionally feels exclusatory but thats okay lol im trying to let go #i know i feel hurt because shes choosing to spend time with xyz person too instead of with me #i know they have a different relationship too where its like both are on the more active side of things so maybe for her shes just like #oh this is my workout friend/buddy can do all the phsyical exercise i want #bc this girl can also keep up with her athletic demands but dear lordie #if she is telling me the truth as she believes it shes either in deep deep denial or shes leading this girl on for real like #they are just always attached at the hip and like the amount of physical affection bw the two has like #skyrocketed in the past month or so its nUTS #bro honestly i need to stop thinking about this and move on i cant keep getting pits in my stomach when i know shes out and about #and prob with xyz person lol