#me: No.

[wmnylander]

Jan 27, 2024

#you: megan stop making gifs of ryan reaves. #me: no. #this is for me and me alone #ok. #ryan reaves #toronto maple leafs #mine #reavo.gif

[horsegirlwarcrimes]

sooooo bold of me to think that my sparkly new chapter count will be accurate when I've written 1k for one (1) bullet point of a 10 bp chapter

#i have a disease ;-; #the way this fic might go over 100k #me at my fiance: i cant believe i have to write another 42k at LEAST #fiance: are you sure you cant just. trim it down #me: no. #fiance: but-- #me: the sexy leopard seal slaughter scene is ESSENTIAL #fiance: and the-- #me: the marriage plotline too #my fics #fic writing #WINRN #buryspeaks.mp3

[randomthingsthatilike1]

just. when you become the person that everyone cites as yes I have a family history of this

#guess who may have cushings #me #🙃 #drs asking hey do u have a hostory of this #me: no. #me: i apparently am becoming the family history

[emkini]

The sexual tension between me and the nyquil in the medicine cabinet that I definitely shouldn’t take

#me: no. #my brain: please I can't take this anymore #nevermind em

[usermarquez-moved]

why is marc tag so dry...........................

#brain: maybe u should post smth then if u want it bad #me: no. #nadya.txt

[ravenkings]

#making big purchases on my phone gives me anxiety ngl #i think i find it less trustworthy for some bizarre and irrational reason #twitter

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

#mine #tumblr #boop #don't get me wrong I love booping but. hm

[blueboxbeagle]

By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

#Tutorials & References #Gemstones #Jewels #Art Reference #Writing Reference #Gemstones Reference #If the original marker wants me to take this down I will

[callmebliss]

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way opened to it?

#calculus #understanding #integrals #let me sum up

[cemeterything]

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

#🐉 #save me morning mist and sunrise

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

#i cannot tell you how much this made me smile just bc it's so full of love #moon #venus #zoozve #long post #sorry about that it's very long but it's very entertaining i hope you enjoy this lil zoozve gem haha #astronomy #astrophysics #space

[knifefightscene]

#this is so funny to me #from textpost u came to textpost u shall return #7

[sirompp]

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

#me tag🍭 #i might make more if anyone asks for them #EDIT: no im not lol #aro #aromantic #aroallo #alloaro #aroace #aromantic asexual #ace #asexual #<-WOWIE!! thats a lot of tags!!!

[bookslutskye]

so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication

#me and my family have been laughing about this nonstop #transmasc #top surgery #book talks

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

#:3c #pho.posts #april fools #boop #april fools day #1k #5k #10k #20k #50k #75k #these numbers mean Nothing to me anymore...

[mandycantdecide]

#seems like a good deal to me #boop #boopometer #april fools day