#me: *surprised fucking pikachu*

[ufolane]

i totally forgot i had an adder on deck when this boss showed up but then i actually gasped when it insta-killed the FUCKING MOON

#inscryption #inscryption spoilers #i was sitting there for a full 3 minnutes plotting how i was gonna do this and then i ring the bell #and the adder just fucking. kills the moon. immedietly #leshy when my little slithery dude one-shots his moon: *surprised pikachu face* #i only felt a little bad. only a little #maybe i'd feel more bad if i hadn't died like 15 times before reaching him #cawing #i am NOT good at this game #it is not stopping me tho

[imminent-danger-came]

If you're right about eamk then, for Wukong, seeing the ink curse use MK's voice and form to beat them all down physicaly and verbaly must have been 😬

You get it.

Look at his face here:

And while not the same, SWK's "oh shit oh no" expression from 4x07 in response to the curse reminds me of this expression from 1x09:

Like. "Hey! Nice of you to join us bud—you know none of this would have happened without you, right?" (+ "We're just like Wukong. A fraud! A trickster! Destructive!") from the curse VS "I just wanted to be good enough, like you." from MK (MK being just like Wukong in all the wrong ways).

#Wukong when he knows he done fucked up: *surprise pikachu face of misery* #Can't 'MK hype-man' your way out of them all Wukong #sorry #truly why 'History Has It's Eyes on You'' is such a them song #asks #lmk #lego monkie kid #eamk theory #BUT. If just like Wukong MK changed...if MK was put on a different path...the ''path of the good guy'' vs what he was before... #Do you all understand me #EAMK is so narratively good. HMMMMMMMM. #When every antagonist thus far has been sealed and then released prematurely...and once released they continue their previous plans... #And Wukong almost followed this pattern but he was put on a different path...And I just think it would be neat if MK was the same #If MK was put on a different path. Because of the reincarnations of the pilgrims. The people who changed Wukong #*grips shoulders* Do you see it do you understand

[front-facing-pokemon]

#azurill #okay let's see if i can be functional for this set of tags. azurill is a retrofit baby prevo for some fucking reason #i was under the impression that these mostly happened in like gen 4 but here we are. i've been surprised multiple times #and this experience has been showing me that they're spread out everywhere they feel like being for no reason #and natdex ordering makes no sense forever and ever #i am currently very cold and i woke up earlier than i should have and did not get enough sleep because my body decided it wanted to #which i think is a pretty shit reason but it wouldn't exactly allow me to go back to sleep so now i'm up. and. well. i am not liking it #azurill is like cute. it's like. cute. it's blue so i always thought it was a water-type. it has the pikachu cheeks. ummm #it used to be a normal-type until gen 6? and then boom. fairy-type. the azurill kid in pmd sky who drops his apple #shouts to that kid. end of sentence

[stevethehairington]

first book of 2024 = finished woooohoooo!!!!

#i read the abominable by dan simmons! #it was VERY good omg #started out exactly as i expected and then about 2/3rds of the way through it took QUITE a different turn than i expected it too!!!! #but it was SUCH an enjoyable read #like i could NOT put it down #its the first book ive read by dan simmons but i loved the way he writes so i am FULLY intending to read more of his stuff #in fact i have the terror on my bookshelf rn and i think that is going to be my next book! #(i will say tho i WAS a little bit bummed when there were no actual abominable creatures (yeti or otherwise) involved fjsjsks) #OH ALSO THE FRAMING NARRATIVE AT THE BEGINNING AND END!?! FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!!!! #i will not lie he totally got me with it #i was FULLY convinced that part was actually true until i got to the last page of the book where the discussion questions were #and one of them was like 'how did the framing narrative work? did you believe it?' and i was like [surprised pikachu] fhsjska #there is SO much technical stuff about climbing and how that works and the tools and techniques involved #but omg its so easy to follow along and its SO incredibly fascinating to learn about!!!! #anyways i HIGHLY recommend this one!!!! #mack reads

[the-veronica-speedwell-blog]

Yk how during a dangerous collaboration stoker fucks with Veronica through the whole thing? Yeah he ate that

#good he’s so fucking funny #stoker: yea you’re like a man to me. my best friend #veronica: surprised pikachu #veronica speedwell #vsm #veronica speedwell mystery #deanna raybourn #a dangerous collaboration

[iero]

Man, I need a new job so fucking bad...

My boss's boss came for a surprise visit this morning and MY boss is now crying and complaining to me about how they got in trouble because... they don't fucking do anything when they're here... At work... Where you're supposed to do *gasp* work...

#personal #I hate surprise visits as much as the next person but my boss is really pulling a fucking surprised Pikachu at this. #My boss literally sits in their office all day on their phone a good 90% of the day. #While I and everyone else do all the work... #This is coming from someone who has me pulling 12's twice a week AND I worked one of my vacation days back in June... #They asked me about the June one but if I said no it wouldn't have got fucking done... I'm just so tired.

[godofsmallthings]

"recovering gaylor" in your bio is so fucking annoying lmao ooohhh should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite joe alwyn?

please invite joe alwyn to the party so i can steal his lighters <3 also maybe his watch (which i will give back to taylor so she can get her money back)

#it's literally just a description of my blog so that swifties don't follow me and then get surprised pikachu when i post about gaylor thing #and gaylors dont follow me and get surprised pikachu when i post about taylor dating men #also respectfully fuck you <3 #ask

[damnprecious]

if I had a nickel every time I got asked to become a manager against my will I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

#noopa rambles #me: is generally capable and flexible and does my job well and without complains and showcases initiative #them: heeeeeey wanna more responsibility we noticed u good at ur job #me: *surprised pikachu face* #ngl I did lowkey suspect this might happen #doesn't mean I wanted it to happen sjsjdksk #I got time to think abt this but uh fucking oh

[foxgloveinspace]

lmao i sent a photo of iii to my cousin being all like “i need him” and my cousins response-

“exie… he’s scary. you did not need to jump scare me on christmas eve” 😂😂 she doesn’t get it, which i suppose is nice because it means we’ll never fight over a guy ever. polar opposite tastes lmao

but i can’t stop laughing at the jump scare comment like he’s not even scary (i say as i was literally terrified of him in person)

Literally my sister has a phobia of masks, and I have a mask kink🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so I get this, haha.

Also, like. Irl I know I would scared so bad of them? I would be SO freaked out😭 but on screen that’s just them ya know? I just know it’d be different irl, haha.

#hihi!!! #friend exie!! #sorry if I’m not making a whole lotta since my brain is so fried right now cause of my period����. my adhd is so much worse on my period holy #fuck dude. #this is so freaking funny tho. #I could NEVER imagine being this close to my cousins haha. to be fair the only cousins I have my age #traumatized me (just gonna. drop some lore there I guess) and then all the other ones are 10+ years older then me or they live 3 hours away #and never bothered to want to be part of my life so. when other people are like #‘yeah I’m super close with my cousins’ I’m just legit the surprised pikachu meme😅 #no jump scares allowed it’s Christmas Exie what where you thinking!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣 #oh I saw a video on insta of Vessel like…. he was moving his hand to the beginning of Alkaline instead of doing the stomps would you like m #to send it to you? do you have insta? or have you see. it already haha #edit: was Aqua Regia not Alkaline…. I was listening to Alkaline haha

[coockie8]

ur right tho the storm hawks fandom rlly is quieter now imho

Oh yeah? And here I thought it was just because I had like half the fandom here on tumblr blocked lol

#and it was never particularly *loud* to begin with #purity culture and anti mindset literally decimates small fandoms #like there were maybe 500 people posting about this show #and now you're dictating who can and cannot post about the show? #hope y'all realise you have no right to Surprised Pikachu Face when the fandom inevitably fucking dies #this is a fandom that has 314 works on AO3 #there's only 2.1k on fanfiction.net the vast majority of which are probably over 10 years old #this is not a fandom in which you get to be fucking picky #it's also important to me to note that most of the newer fics on AO3 are by literally one person

[starrypawz]

Apparently someone else has decided I'm in my villain arc I guess better lean into it and develop my maniacal laugh and get a leitmotif I guess

#like I sound flippant but also I'm just... not surprised as yeah former friend has done the whole.... #IF YOU DARE TO CUT SOMEONE OFF WHO IS MENTALLY ILL BUT TRYING TO GET BETTER UR GARBAGE ROUTINE #and it's just like 'actually no fuck you we (as in me and my friends) had to do that because you kept hurting us and just #no sorry you don't get to do that and then act surprised pikachu when people bring up multiple times why you're being shit #and then you don't make the bare minimum effort to stop treating people like shit that yes they might leave you and we're not in the wrong #like we tried ok WE FUCKING TRIED #also yeah apparently they decided we 'broke promises' we never actually made as apparently it's bad to say 'we want you to get better' #and that 'we care about you' if we weren't going to stay friends and just #that's not how things work dude not how things work #for the love of god please learn how this shit works before you fuck things up again for whoever you befriend next time

[leverage-ot3]

Who did you see in concert?? But also aw man that sucks so bad, I hope you’re ok and that the repairs don’t completely destroy your finances 💖

I saw zolita, wlw music queen

#I’ve tried to post this like four times #she did a star chart compatibility with me wtf i love gay people why are we like this #gay people are wild #I love us sm #I kept trying to put a video in this post but it isn’t working 😭😭😭 #anyways I sincerely HIGHLY check out y’all check out zolita esp sapphics #she recently came out with a song ashley that’s the hey there delilah wlw childhood friends equivalent #also she does god tier music videos #I highly suggest you take 15 minutes and watch the somebody I fucked once mv trilogy you will not be disappointed #it’s so good #also wtf was that about her telling a story and possibly implying she had two girlfriends??? I was surprised pikachu fr #she was telling a story about how ‘both her girlfriends exes live in la where she lives’ and the people around me looked at each other like #👀👀👀👀👀 #the lesbian with her gf behind me was like ??? girlfriends as in two ??? and I was like huh yes maybe she’s poly ??? she she was like #is that a thing??? and I’m internally like oh you sweet summer child #I was like yeah poly queen!!! #asks #answered asks #jackie talks #about me #mine zolita #not leverage

[troycattribunny]

Me: I wonder why i like Yuu x Lilia so much, even though I know I am projecting onto Yuu, I would still usually use my own OC.

Rational brain: Long black haired older man with a 16 year old. You're projecting a romantic version of your grooming using Lilia because its ultimately safer since he doesn't actually remind you of Tensa. And the idea of him getting with someone younger than his son is hilarious to you

Me: Is that what it is?!

#twst #lilia vanrouge #everything I do goes back to fucking Tensa #Me when my trauma makes me traumatized: surprised pikachu #grooming tw

[leviathanswingman]

how did nobody tell me childhood asthma can make a return once you’re in your twenties. bc i think that might be happening based on the fact that i almost passed out on the train today after having done a little sprint. 

#me on the train: oh this feels like asthma #me remembering i used to have really bad asthma and it just randomly fucked off #surprised pikachu face #anyway imy breathing's been weird for a while again no idea how i haven't connected the dots just yet #next time i go to the doc i'm gonna throw that idea in the room

[swankpalanquin]

there is that weird nobleness from a certain type of self-hatred that lets you do things like give up your own happiness for the well-being of the person you love

#its always nice when movies that are always called 'the best ever' live up to the hype and completely fuck you up lol #adding to my criterion wishlist #eta: me making surprised pikachu face seeing that it is Not in the collection :o

[bahrmp3]

so we went to visit grandma and as always dad gets lost driving to the right lot, finally we get to the guy and he tells us the direction so dad parks

I go to grab smth from the car and when I return dad and joe have left me behind

#it's a cemetery but think it's all small buildings with street in between and it's generally not safe to be walking alone #doubled when you present as a woman tbh what pissed me off is joe told dad to wait for me but then went with dad anyway like fuck them both #for this??? the ease of smth happening to me? hell even by the car? and when I told dad about it was like pikachu surprise bc wait really? #personal