#me.cpp

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fly high dream smp.

#mcyt #dream smp #dsmp #tommyinnit #me.cpp

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gaslight gatekeep grian is OUT, babygirl bad bitch bigB is IN

#credits go to my friend cheese thank you cheese you are amazing and intelligent please dont sue me for plagiarism #mcyt #life smp #grian #bigbstatz #bigbst4tz2 #me.cpp

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look at what my friend bear made. smile :)

#mcyt #empires smp #esmp #joel smallishbeans #empires lizzie #ldshadowlady #me.cpp

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it is my theory that bdubs is already on tumblr and is simply lying in wait for the perfect moment to strike. in fact, you could say that there is an impostor among us,

#bdubs #bdoubleo100 #hermitcraft #mcyt #me.cpp

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i want to see a romcom style fanfic where joel and sausage are divorced dads who keep attempting to ostentatiously one-up each other on who is the better dad. like "oh, god daddy took you to the zoo? well daddy sausage is gonna buy you a panda, hermes." and then joel gets him two pandas and then sausage hand-builds hermes a petting zoo full of pandas, goats, horses, cats, wolves, phantoms, etc. in return joel makes an 11-ft solid gold statue of hermes surrounded by animals....... hermes just wanted to go to the zoo.

#empires smp s2 #empires smp #mythical sausage #joel smallishbeans #empires hermes #mcyt #me.cpp

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ummm the council convened and we've decided bigbstatz is an honorary lesbian. yeah it's irreversible. youre welcome

#life smp #bigbstatz #bigbst4tz2 #me.cpp

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dream literally looks like if a younger goodtimeswithscar and the moon face emoji had an mpreg baby

#dream #dream face reveal #mcyt #dream smp #goodtimeswithscar #me.cpp

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Mk used to write adopted by/sold to the Monkey Kid fics whenever he and Pigsy got into an argument

i'll do you one worse: mk used to write self insert fanfiction where his self insert was kidnapped by evil ninjas but saved by The Monkey King, who declared his self insert character The Chosen One and secretly trained him in super cool mystic monkey magic kung fu kickassery. mk's self insert trained for a year to kick the asses of all the evil ninjas who kidnapped him, but got an epic anime scar which impressed monkey king so much that he adopted mk's self insert. then pigsy (name changed to pogchampsy for plausible deniability) found the two and tried to take mk's self insert back home because he loves his son but monkey king fought him off thinking he was secretly another evil ninja. mk's self insert jumped between them, begging them not to fight, a single silent tear rolling down his face all manly-like and emphasizing his kickass anime scar. then pogchampsy and monkey king had a whirlwind enemies to lovers romance and got married and it turned out that tang was actually the leader of the evil ninjas and he kidnapped mk's self insert so he could have pogchampsy all for himself and

#and then it was left on hiatus for 5 years #i came very close to writing mk's fic so youre welcome for not doing that i guess #lego monkie kid #lmk sun wukong #lmk mk #lmk monkey king #lmk pigsy #lmk tang #lego monkie kid spoilers #i guess??? #me.cpp

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macaque doesnt know what the internet is but the moment he finds out he becomes one million times worse. within three months hes at the top of the monkey king tag on ao3 sorted by kudos and his authors notes are always insane like "thank you to the commenter who told me how to put italics in my fanfiction. i just learned about the internet two weeks ago, so it's been a steep learning curve"

#lmk macaque #lego monkie kid #me.cpp

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its all fun and games while bdubs is stomping about in the delicate slabtwt ecosystem but the moment he overturns the wrong rock in there and finds out about tumblr we will be singing a much different tune

#apollo dni #bdubs #mcyt #me.cpp

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oh youre rotating him in your mind? pathetic. i'm centrifuging him at terminal velocity. we are not the same

#clownpierce #branzy #im so unwell #mcyt #lifesteal smp #me.cpp

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"i want to study him" well i want to thinly slice him and put him on a glass slide with a drop of water and a drop of ethylene blue and put a cover slip on top of him and look at him under the high power objective lens on my microscope. we are not the same

#branzy #mcyt #lifesteal smp #me.cpp

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#thanks @branzy-but-everywhere for the image #branzy #echocraft #lifesteal smp #me.cpp #mcyt

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oh youre microwaving him? youre microwaving your blorbo?? well im denaturing his proteins. get on my level

#branzy #me.cpp

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fwhip said that "the three of us [him, gem, and sausage aka wither rose alliance] are a pretty good trio, we should think about doing this"

please sir the CRUMBS,,,

#mcyt #empires smp s2 #empires smp #fwhip #mythical sausage #geminitay #empires sausage #empires gem #empires fwhip #wither rose alliance #me.cpp #MY BLORBOS......

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joel smallishbeans in empires s2 is the most pathetic chihuahua of a man. im putting him in the middle rack of my oven on 325F for 90 minutes, for my own enrichment,

#joel smallishbeans #empires smp #me.cpp