Tumgik
#me😭😭
theriverbeyond · 7 months
Text
i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
118K notes · View notes
sparebutton · 11 months
Text
(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)
Tumblr media
142K notes · View notes
cactuseri · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
collection
53K notes · View notes
hjartasalt · 3 months
Text
Asked for a doctor's note to show to the airport staff if necessary for an upcoming flight where I need to bring my T with me and they were like "yeah sure no problem" and then sent me a note that makes it sound like I will literally die if I go one day without my testosterone LMAO
44K notes · View notes
astronomical-bagel · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
38K notes · View notes
softwaring · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media
81K notes · View notes
starbuck · 5 months
Text
i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’
51K notes · View notes
ruushes · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)
plus:
Tumblr media
42K notes · View notes
wariocompany · 1 year
Text
I feel like the only person not tempted to use ChatGPT like it doesn't even occur to me as an option
I DON'T CARE THAT YOU HAVE SOME EXCEPTION AND ABSOLUTELY MUUUUST USE CHATGPT THIS ISN'T A CONFESSIONAL BITCH!!!
HI!!! READ OBÉLIX ET COMPAGNIE
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
You thought it was gonna be Gaylois?? NO. I've had a change of heart.
Tumblr media
117K notes · View notes
artkaninchenbau · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media
Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Bonus:
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
22K notes · View notes
nipuni · 7 months
Text
Tumblr media
the snake of eden 🥰
36K notes · View notes
meowydoe · 8 months
Text
FORTY THOUSAND NOTES OLIVE OSTROVSKY????
Tumblr media
46K notes · View notes
snoopylovessoup · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media
21K notes · View notes
yennefer · 10 months
Text
"i don't like this thing and i wish i didn't have to see people talking about it all the time"
girl (gender neutral), you are on tungle dot com:
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
choose your fighter.
60K notes · View notes
dorindameddler · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media
21K notes · View notes
mfshipbracket · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
76K notes · View notes