Bucky Barnes Doesn't Pull Out in Time
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Fem!Reader
Tags: nsfw, smut, accidental creampie, cumeating, aftercare, kissing
A/N: Feeling a certain type of way today. That way is soft but messy.
Bucky is usually the pillar of discipline and is undeterred by silly distractions, emotional or physical for that matter
In this case you were already physically engaged, bodies pressed against each other, legs spread, pushing each other apart, hips slapping against each other in a frenzy
As much as the voice in the back of his mind screamed at him that there are risks to not pulling out right now he chose to ignore it
There's still time, he can still stay inside your pussy for a bit more
Feeling it ripple and dance and squeeze around his cock so perfectly he smiles down at you
Perfect for him, your pussy was all but made for his cock
Everything he's been through feels forth it just for moments like these
Where you hold him close as your voice is on the verge of breaking from screaming his name
His cold fingers don't neglect your clit, rubbing it with each thrust, making you beg him not to stop
Your pleas, how you're so close, how you love his cock, you love him, you can feel every inch of him inside your sensitive walls
Sweat gathers at his brow, he gives it one final push
Balls deep inside of you hot cum is pushed deep inside your pussy
With his pussydrunk state over his eyes finally clear and the sight before him is mouthwatering
His cum trickling out of your well-fucked hole, he almost wants to go again
But he knows it's not good to overdo these things, your legs, your whole body is shaking already
He even skips his usual routine of kissing your pussy to kiss your lips instead
You need aftercare, you need a bath and wash away all that sweat and cum
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Jessica Jones, who has Google Alerts set up for things like "devil vigilante", seeing a picture of Matt's walk of shame on Reddit:
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Bucky and Steve both hate the cold. Bucky because of the fall and cryo, Steve because of the ice.
Steve sleeps under several heated blankets, and thinks they're the greatest invention in the past 70 years, with the exception of the polio vaccine.
Everyone thinks that Bucky's coffee addiction is somehow related to the fact that he always looks exhausted, but it's really because the warm mug feels good in his hands, and the drink heats his chest.
Steve keeps the apartment unreasonably warm, and even though he constantly complains about the cost of utilities, he refuses to turn the heater down.
Bucky regularly sticks his hands under Steve's shirt, resting them on his stomach or back when he hugs him, because Steve's metabolism makes him run hot. Steve couldn't mind less.
Steve and Bucky regularly sleep in a sort of tangled heap on the couch or in bed, sharing body heat.
A good deal of Bucky's closet is jackets, partially to hide the metal arm when he doesn't feel like being stared at by strangers, and partially because they're life savers in the cold New York winter.
Steve avoids going outside for runs in the winter, and instead ends up in a local gym, which is significantly more inconvenient but a helluva lot warmer.
In the summer, Bucky will sit out on the fire escape and just let the sun soak into his skin. Steve joins him sometimes.
Steve is constantly looking for new ways to keep Bucky comfortable, whether that's by keeping the coffee maker full, slipping new sweaters into his closet, or adding a new blanket to the pile he uses as a sort of floor nest on bad nights.
Bucky inadvertently trained Alpine to sleep on his chest, because she's warm and keeps him warm. Steve's camera roll is full of pictures of the two of them like that.
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I don't think you've been asked- but what's your opinion on the accords?
I briefly touched on the accords here, in my post where I hate on Steve.
Now, I have to give the caveat of "in the MCU films" as that's what I'm familiar with and if I don't someone will invariably come to my comments and say, "But Muffin, you didn't read the comics, in the comics this made sense, in the comics this is different".
So, we're talking about the films.
In the films, they were a completely reasonable and legitimate international law that Steve and friends look... not quite bad but short sighted for fighting against it so hard.
Given what we're told in the film, this is an international agreement, agreed upon by pretty much every country, which is just "superhumans who play vigilante should be held accountable to international laws and should not be directing themselves". That's it.
The laws in and of themselves are not only not an inherently bad idea but probably a good one. The reason it seems they may not be justified is that, thus far (sans Tony in Age of Ultron when he made an evil AI and nearly destroyed a country), is that the Avengers as we've seen them in the film have reacted reasonably to threats and were unquestionably the good guys. They never threw their weight around, abused their powers, didn't seem to be picking and choosing of who they would save and who they wouldn't, and worked fairly cohesively as a relatively independent organization. This makes it seem more like a "Tony" problem in that he's the one who fucked up big time and should have had oversight.
The problem is, that's right, it is a Tony problem, Tony was an Avenger who had no oversight and was deciding where and how he should use his talents with no one to say "no", and there could be another Tony in the future and maybe someone should be able to check in and say when the Avengers should and should not be going.
Now, if it was just MCUsa, e.g. Ross who we know is a baddie, that'd be quite bad as the avengers can be sent out as tools of war between whatever countries except that we're told it's explicitly an international agreement and that it's internationally decided on when and where the Avengers should be deployed. In terms of politics, that's about as good as you're going to get, and a lot more justified than "six/seven people with mostly the same background decide when and where they should go without necessarily having a full understanding of the situation/place they're being deployed into".
Oversight is not a bad thing.
And the film completely and utterly fails to bring up any legitimate and convincing arguments against it. Arguments seem to boil down to: we as an audience know from general Marvel things and The Hulk that Ross is very bad and him being for the accords is bad, Tony was the bad guy in the last film and is clearly letting his fear get to him here and is afraid of making his own decisions, Bucky, and we know the Avengers are good and always will be.
It's just.. yeah, what else is there to say?
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Does anybody else fell like that Steven is younger than the body, Jake is older and Marc is about the same age? I get that vibe so much that I forget it's not cannon! And I KNOW MOST OF US DO DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME!
But how old are the others?
32 and 45?
More?
Less?
idk
help!
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𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐆𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐋𝐨𝐤𝐢 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞
⤷ female, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!
a/n: Frost Giant Loki doesn’t get enough attention and HE DESERVES MORE.
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・Jotun Loki has had a much better upbringing than the Loki raised by Odin.
・He has so much more vigor for life, and is much nicer to the general public. He wouldn’t dream of having to prove himself, or by taking over any cities or realms.
・Frost Giant Loki is actually one of the sweetest beings alive, you just have to get past the lingering arrogance of a prince.
・Likes to show you off; “Hey Thor, have you met y/n?” “Yes Loki, we have had the pleasure of meeting.” “How amazing is she? I mean -”
・He makes sure that you’re always safe, because you are very very small compared to him
・Always making sure you’re having a good time, no matter where you are “We can leave if you no longer desire to be here, my love.”
・Fun-loving and always wants you to have a smile on your face
・You met at a wedding you were working at. Thor and Jane (in this universe) were getting married and you were employed to serve the food and drinks.
・It was verging on ridiculous, how much food had been prepared. Even though Loki and only a few of his close companions were the only frost giants at this event, they had overcompensated for their food and drinks.
・Your first encounter with him was surprising; he was flirtatious but mindful. Knowing that humans were much more fragile than he.
・However, he was a prince, and you were expected to treat him as such. But there was something so enticing about him that you wanted to be in his presence more and more.
・The venue where the wedding was held, also fronted as a restaurant. And whenever Loki visited Thor, that’s where he insisted on going. “Loki, why is it always this place? There are many other food vendors we can try!” “I ... really like the pasta...”
・Jane caught on, Thor was oblivious. “Ask. her. out.” Jane had prompted. Loki’s cheeks darkened; a prince embarrassed.
・He did not want to scare you away, but Jane insisted he needed to be the one to talk to you.
・And he did, somehow getting your number but not being 100% what to do with it. Since the technology wasn’t the same in his world. And yet, that was the great thing about having a scientist friend. Jane made a way for you to communicate from your differing realms.
・You were stunned; caught off guard that you would even be considered. Since you came from two COMPLETELY different worlds. But it worked. Somehow, weirdly enough it worked.
・You usually sleep on him. It’s like having the cold side of the pillow always. And it actually helps with headaches
・Likes it when you stroke his face
・He makes a lot of inappropriate jokes
・Likes to take you to his realm, his home. He also likes showing you the other realms; making you feel so amazed at this life.
・Teaches you about his culture and how he grew up “Yes, and they actually throw you over the cliff to see-”
“Loki! No! Did they really?”
“No, but I do like seeing that look on your face darling.”
𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾🔞
・You guys get creative ... you have to, I mean Jotun Loki is huge and it is physically impossible for him to be inside you.
・BUT, I do think that Jotun Loki would approach a witch or wizard/warlock, maybe even Doctor Strange, to make him a potion that allows him to shrink to human size. He still has his physical attributes of blue skin, red eyes etc. But the potion allows him to shrink as much as he can (which is to 6′9, compared to his usual 10′)
・The potion worked for only a limited time...but that didn’t matter. Even though vaginal sex was great, you and Loki came up with ideas to keep both of you satisfied.
・There’s a lot of rubbing, humping, and toys involved.
・Frost giant Loki likes to make you laugh during sex - you’ll be in the heat of the moment and he’ll lick inside your ear.
・Oh he does like licking though, just licking everywhere ...
・Everything feels amplified because not only is a giant, but his temperature is also cooler. It makes your nipples so hard, and he loves playing with them. Sometimes it feels torturous, how hard and sensitive your nipples get.
・Loves dirty talk; he’s very good at it. Sometimes he can get you to cum just by talking
・He’s a louder moaner, and it’s so awkward when he’s at your place. Your neighbours give you weird looks - well even weirder looks as your boyfriend is blue
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how ab peter dating a s/o with witch-like powers? like they can control fire and bring ppl back to life (basically ahs 3 witch powers)
Omg this idea sounds really cool 😯 they'd literally be a power couple hehe (ignore my awful joke sksksk) also I decided to write headcanons instead of a fic, so I hope that's okay <33
Peter Maximoff with a s/o who's a witch
Warnings: swearing, brief mentions of violence/fighting
Peter first saw you one day when he was out taking a stroll in the park
He noticed you kneeling down beside a bird who appeared to have a broken wing
He was about to go over and help when he saw you pick the bird up and cover it with you hands
Once you reopened them, it flew away as if nothing happened
He was bewildered by what he'd just witnessed
Thinking you were a fellow mutant, he approached you and introduced himself
You were a bit wary, having heard stuff on the news about people with your abilities being harrassed, assaulted, or killed, but after he started talking about his mutation and stuff you relaxed a little bit and began to trust him more
He found out that you were essentially homeless; your parents had kicked you out of the house after learning about your powers and you had no place to go, so now you just sort of wandered around, using you abilities to help people whenever you could
After you said this, he blurted out, "do you want to come live with me?"
It took him a couple of minutes to explain the place he was talking about wasn't just his home necessarily, but a place for other people like you who had powers the world was too ignorant to try to understand
You agreed, figuring it'd be worth a shot to try it out
Besides, what left did you have to lose?
Once you arrived, everyone immediately welcomed you with open arms, making you feel at home there
You excelled at your classes and made tons of new friends, too
Not only that, but you and Peter started getting closer until one day, he finally asked you out (you obviously said yes)
He's constantly bragging about you and how cool you are to anyone who will listen
Sometimes you'll have races to see who can get to places quicker, him with his super speed or you with your teleporting
Spoiler alert: you tie every. Single. Time
Speaking of teleporting, sometimes you use it to sneak up on him so you can scare him
*pops up out of nowhere* "Hey Peter"
"JESUS CHRI- WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM?!?!"
You like making random objects (specifically stuff that belongs to him) fly across the room just to mess with him
He tries to get you back by hiding some of your things, always forgetting you can easily find them with divination
Actually, he probably does it on purpose, because sometimes he'll hide things just so he can watch you find them again. It never fails to amaze him
"How the hell did you find that so quickly?!? My hiding spot was really good!"
"I used magic, duh"
Occasionally he'll let you use mind control on him (with his consent, of course) just to see what it feels like
"Woah! It's like I'm still conscious and know what's happening, but my brain doesn't have any control over my body. So cool"
You don't get mad often, but when you do it kinda scares him, because he knows just how much power you truly have that you don't let on
Let's say you're on a mission, for example, and somehow he gets hurt
Hell hath no fury like when someone injures Peter, because the next thing he knows the bad guy is writhing on the ground in pain and you're standing over them, victorious
Afterwards, you check on him and make sure he's okay, but not until you're certain the bad guy is down for good and won't be getting up again anytime soon
You do not mess around when it comes to your boyfriend's safety
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i want writers to make mr grumpy james bucky barnes even more grumpy. unhinged even.
still a good, caring guy like we know he is, but also definitely embracing all of his abilities in a sort of “hydra gave me the serum and this combate knowledge and these abilities to make me a monster now watch me use it on them” way.
like sorta “i know a crazy when i see one ‘cause i am crazy” insane. maniacal laugh. sarcastic little shit. insufferable. mad hatter type yk? MAD HATTER TYPE OF CRAZY. MAD. do you see the vision? and i want him dressed like this:
[seb played the mad hatter once. he can do it]
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Yandere Bucky Barnes
TW: Yandere themes
He has been through a lot.
he had a dream in which he would be peaceful with his partner and his partner will only love him.
he trusts you not to hurt him.
at first he will be very distant but after some time he will open up.
any small sign of caring can be taken as you love him. Like being polite and not treating him like a monster as he believes he is.
he loves helping you in anyway you would like.
he is soft for you but not for others.
He might think that someone will take you away from him no matter how much you comfort him.
he is very afraid of losing you. You are what keeps him sane after what he has done. He cannot afford to lose you too.
he will open up but don't expect him to open up about Hydra and stuff because that ways he will think you hate him.
once he does that's a different story altogether.
He is not afraid to kill for you as he thinks that people are a threat to you.
well let me explain if a person harms you in some way or does some things to you which are very traumatic he is not afraid to throw hands. Even when you tell him that you are over it.
Though he will never hurt your family and friends if they did not do anything wrong to you.
also he is very insecure so you have to always tell him that you love him and only him.
he does trust you but don't ever break that trust. Things might get worse for you.
he will not kidnap he wants you to love him truly rather than forcing himself upon you.
if somehow by some miracle some chaos breaks out then he will kidnap you. He would try to reassure you that this is for your own good.
he will sometimes guilt trip you by talking about his past. To make sure you stay with him.
Oh he does stalk you, he needs to make sure that you are ok.
He is very over protective. He thinks that you might get hurt also he treats you like a child. He thinks you cannot defend yourself.
he would love to repay you for your kindness which you have showed him so expect a lot of gifts from him.
he knows and observes what you like and what you don't so he won't have a hard time picking up on what you would like.
he will try his best to not have any fights with you. he does not want to fight with his loved one.
In a nutshell not a very bad yandere to have.
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Loki & Thor Reunion Idea
After seeing how much Loki's grown in his series, I really hope we see him return to the movie series. He doesn't have to be the main focus for a whole film, but a few scenes where he's important would be good.
Maybe, there can be a movie where Loki and Thor reunite. From what I remember, the original Loki (the one killed by Thanos) and Thor didn't outright say they loved each other. Of course, you can still express love without saying it but, after seeing them fight for years and resolving it right before Loki's death, seeing them say that they love each other.
I imagine that they see each other, and freeze (Thor because of shock and Loki feeling nervous about what to say), but Thor immediately snaps out of it, runs towards Loki, and bear hugs him. Though shocked, Loki hugs him back, and the brothers start crying. Loki starts apologizing for all the pain he’s caused Thor, to which the latter responds, “I’ve already forgiven you, brother. I missed you so much.” Loki smiles and says, “I missed you too brother.”
Later on, when he has to return to the TVA, Loki and Thor say their goodbyes. Thor tells him that he’s proud of how much he’s changed and is happy he has friends there for him. In turn, Loki tells Thor that he’s proud of him too and jokes about how they are no longer the arrogant fools they used to be. They wish each other happy lives and say, “I love you.” Then it flashes back to them playing as children and being happy.
I think this would be a very sweet way for Thor to move on from the pain of losing Loki. I wish it was acknowledged more in Endgame and Love & Thunder, but his depression was mostly played for laughs instead of developed into a full character arc. It also gives Loki the chance to apologize for some of his mistakes and have a nice reunion with Thor, unlike in his timeline where he was still a villain and Thor disliked him.
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One of my many time travel headcanons slots into the irondad—spiderson corner of the Marvel fanverse. I love Spider-Man and his stories, but I also suffer from visceral second-hand embarrassment and second-hand pain of seeing someone neglected or abandoned or alone, so most of my voluntary interactions with the Spider-Man/Marvel fan sphere come from the warm and fuzzy and emotionally rewarding sections with Tony and Peter becoming family. I know there are some arguments about how realistic that may or may not be to the movies, but I don’t really care. I love that those fan fictions and fan arts exist and I embrace them because they’re my favorite way of intaking that particular corner of media. So if you’re on that same page with me, enjoy my little private time travel headcanon:
In a Universe where Tony survives, Beck would have to curb his plans. They wouldn’t have formed the same way. For one thing, the drones and the glasses wouldn’t have been accessible through Peter / Tony’s will. For another, Peter would have been immediately more obviously tied to Tony, because Tony wouldn’t want to let him out of his sight after saving the world for Peter. In this version Tony and Pepper essentially adopt Peter and share informal joint custody with May. Peter gets to be Morgan’s older brother and he eventually sees Tony as his dad. They take their time to adjust: Peter has time to settle after the snap and find a new equilibrium, and the group of them develops a normal family routine. There’s definitely an optional version of this where Harley’s there as well because I have a soft spot for that, but this is mostly about Peter and Morgan (sorry Harley. You’re awesome, I just didn’t imagine you in the bulk of this story).
Beck’s team takes longer to get their shit together—partially as a plot device to allow Peter to adjust enough to call Tony “dad” and partially because Tony isn’t dead in this version, so their plans have to be different.
When the public figures out that Tony has a ‘son’—one that’s just as smart as he is—Beck and his crew decide not to go directly after the drones. They go for the kids instead. They figure ‘hey, if the rumors are true and the brat is just as smart as Tony, he can build whatever we want him to. If not, we can use the kids as leverage to get what we want.’ They go after Peter and Morgan and steal some of Tony’s super-secret-recently-invented time travel technology and hop around the space time continuum for a little bit. They don’t realize that Peter is Spider-Man because they’re convinced he’s Tony’s son and have fixated on that rather than on the fact that Peter might be a superhero (since Tony so obviously considers him a son they didn’t do as much digging into ‘why on earth would Tony Stark take interest in this random kid?’). But Peter doesn’t know whether he should play his hand as Spider-Man. They keep him separated from Morgan most of the time and he has to keep her safe because they’re threatening him with her. Peter doesn’t want to take the risk that he’ll escape and they’ll portal away with Morgan somewhere/when where he can’t find them.
Beck and his crew haven’t tried to reach out to Tony yet. They’re pretty confident that they can use Morgan to get whatever they want out of Peter instead. And besides that, Beck really just wants to make Tony suffer, so he figures taking his kids somewhere unreachable is the best way to do that. But he also wants to be able to watch Some version of Tony, just to remind himself of whom he’s torturing. So after hop-skip-jumping their way through the time stream, Beck takes them back in time to just after the Avengers saved the world from Loki—or some other convenient time within the span of movies. There’s some flexibility there. (The watches work for all of these trips. It’s possible that Peter and Tony revisited the tech to eliminate Pym Particles as an energy source. Maybe Beck’s team of engineers found another power source. Or maybe they just have a huge stash of particles. I don’t know. I didn’t really think about that part of the story. This is really mostly just background.)
Peter wants to lessen the risk of being more permanently separated from Morgan, he wants to make it easier for Tony to find them, AND he likes that they’re in a time period where he can reach some version of the Avengers. So he sneaks out while they’re trying to make him build something and he sabotages all of the time bracelets so they can’t be used again.
The real meat of the story comes with the back-in-time Avengers. Tony gets an odd transmission that he can’t open (because Peter sent it to JARVIS in the hopes that His version of Tony would find it and see it in the future and would know when and how to come back and get them). Then the Avengers run into the future version of Tony who shows up in the past. Younger Tony gets super suspicious, and he and the other Avengers assume that this is some super villain using a copy of the Ironman suit.
Beck’s crew may also have done something to get them on Team Cap’s radar, and Cap may be investigating some of their movements as potential remnants of Hydra or something else equally suspicious. Especially since Beck’s crew may have been too bold entering into this part of the timeline when they assumed they’d have access to an escape (before Peter broke the bracelets).
Finally the Avengers have a run-in where they see Tony’s face. Maybe they even catch him and drag him back to Avengers Tower (which of course he would know how to control / escape). He won’t tell them what’s going on because he takes one look at his younger self and sees a traumatized man with narcissistic tendencies who is Not ready to be a father. So he just tells them that Beck “stole something from me” and to “not get involved.” He plays up some of his familiar bravado and ego so they won’t dig too far into what exactly Beck might have stolen.
Meanwhile Beck is getting fed up with Peter, for obvious reasons. They’re trying to get him to fix the bracelets on Top of everything else they wanted him to do, but he keeps stalling for time. Beck keeps almost catching him recording covert videos, and before Peter has the chance to upload and send any more of them, the crew packs up and ditches the base where they were originally holding the kids. Peter and Morgan are now stuck in the past together, but Peter’s finding fewer and fewer opportunities to escape with her without revealing himself, and now that they’re in the past he’s afraid that Beck might discover his identity and go after Peter’s younger self as well before he even has the spider bite. Besides that, none of Beck’s team realizes how much food Peter needs to eat to stay functional. And when he’s difficult they do things like withhold food (which is a problem for his metabolism), withhold heat (when he can’t thermoregulate, so it’s basically like drugging him because it makes his body think it has to hibernate), actually drug him, etc. He’s hedging between causing problems to make life difficult for Beck, playing at good behavior in order to get more time with Morgan, actually practicing semi-good behavior to buy some time for Tony to come get them, and trying to formulate a better escape plan. And when Beck relocates them to an old Hydra base, Peter decides not to take any risks about showing off his spider powers.
The Avengers team breaks into Beck’s old base after the relocation. Cap is convinced that Tony made some stupid world-ending tech that’s going to get them all killed and that That is what Beck stole. That, or it’s just the time travel tech. To be fair, Tony is also pretty convinced that it’s some sort of tech, and he’s fairly invested in finding out what future-y stuff his older self is being so cagey about. They find evidence of a lab with mechanical parts (tools and pieces that they gave Peter to try and get him to build things, etc.). But Nat comes across a room with a blanket in the corner and a couple crayon drawings and does the whole “Guys, maybe we’re on the wrong trail here” bit about how maybe they don’t really know what’s been stollen. Tony gets what he can out of the computer and takes it back to the tower to decode.
A week later he’s de-encrypted the files enough to access some of the videos that Peter made and saved behind some walls of coding.
There are little snippets that show Peter stalling for time, ones that show some of the repercussions of his sabotaging the watches, etc. There are videos that show how much Beck’s team is treating him as a stupid normal kid and trying to manipulate him in a variety of ways—sometimes with Morgan, sometimes with violence or bribery.
A video where Peter wonders if he should be building something to appease them because they’re not feeding him and he needs to see Morgan, and how he wants to hold out, but Dad he’s not sure he’s going to be able to if it means Morgan might get hurt. How he promises to take care of her.
There are videos of Peter being a little shit and pulling tricks behind Beck’s back to mess with the tech.
A video of Peter looking a little better and Morgan sitting there assisting him and handing him the right tools before he can finish asking for them. They sing a little Italian at each other (in this version May taught Peter some Italian and Tony taught Morgan and Peter some as well). Morgan tells Peter “that’s not the way Daddy builds it.” And Peter has to tell her that they don’t have dad’s stuff at their disposal. (They’re sneakily building an E.M.P. instead of whatever Beck wants. That’s why Peter had to stash the thumb drive so it wasn’t hooked up to the computer system. Unfortunately Beck gets wind of it and figures out what they’re doing before they can use it. He’s noticed the Avengers sniffing around which is why they ditch their original base.) There’s definitely a moment in a video somewhere where they’re talking about Pepper (calling her ‘mom’) and how she would be able to stop Beck maybe even more easily than Tony—Peter says it as a Half-joke to make Morgan feel hopeful—and Peter says “can you do your mom impression?” And Morgan’s face transforms into this little deadpan look and she goes “No, Tony.” And they both laugh and joke about how Pepper would just tell Beck “No” and take them home. And then we see Beck storm in and discover the E.M.P. and throw it into the corner where it smashes (which is how the Avengers find it when they investigate), and we watch Morgan get dragged off screaming and Peter screaming back for her and trying to talk down Beck while Beck is pulling the whole ‘I thought letting you work with your sister would make you behave, but obviously I can’t trust the two of you together’ bit. He says shit like ‘you’re a worse brat than your dad’ and insults their whole family and says some nasty things about Tony and then about Peter and Morgan all while he’s ordering his people to shut the place down and clear out. Beck figures out that Peter’s been recording all of this after his team drags the kids out and he leaves a nasty message for Tony about how he’s going to pay, blah blah blah, how he’s never going to get his kids back. Something dramatic.
Obviously there’s some backlash in the team to Tony finding out that he’s a dad or that he’s going to be. They try to do some calculating to figure out when he’s going to have Peter (since they assume he’s a bio kid), but some of that is messed up by the fact that they don’t know about the snap or the five years that Peter lost. It’s generally chaos. They’re also a little more rushed to figure this out now that they know that there are kids involved. (They also don’t realize that Peter has powers, but it shouldn’t really matter because he’s a kid anyway.)
(At some point there would also be a conversation later when they meet up with Older Tony where someone suggests that Younger Tony just deal with Beck in the present time to avoid all of this so that Older Tony can explain how time travel doesn’t work like that and that This future version of Beck is already set the way he is, likely on a deviant path from their own Beck.)
Beck super mad that the time watches are broken and that the Avengers are on their tail. He rigs up the Hydra base and uses some of his hologram tech to manipulate the kids into thinking they’re being rescued when they’re not (either just to be an asshole or to try and get Peter to fix the watches through manipulation), or to show Peter a hologram of Morgan when she’s not in the room and vice versa to mess with them. At one point he possibly makes Peter think he’s shooting Morgan or something as a form of punishment for Peter not cooperating. There’s a large variety of evil that Beck is frankly willing to dip into to psychologically mess with these kids (and Tony by extension).
Older Tony and the Avengers end up working together to go save Peter and Morgan, which could honestly go a variety of ways. But I like the idea that Peter and Morgan are integral to the escape somehow, by building something or by Morgan remembering something important or by Peter using his smarts or his powers just a little. Younger-Tony gets handed Morgan (by another hero, against his will) at one point while Older Tony is in another room on the other side of the base trying to negotiate with Beck who’s threatening to kill Peter (something like that), and Morgan calls him Mr. Stark or Tony instead of Dad or Daddy because “You’re not my Dad yet” and makes a comment about how there isn’t enough gray in his hair. And he’s not really sure how to respond to her so they’re kind of strangers to each other.
Morgan possibly mentions something about ‘why didn’t you bring Uncle Bucky?’ and Steve just about has a heart attack, and Peter has to defuse it like ‘I don’t think they know about Uncle Bucky yet.’
Beck and his crew are taken into custody. Peter and Morgan get some time in the med bay for recovery. We get to see them interact with JARVIS (which is a little odd because they usually just have FRIDAY). The Avengers get to see Tony being a dad—even if he’s a little cagey about it around the super hero team. There are allusions to him being married to Pepper (without them directly saying it). Peter and Tony fix the time watches (without letting JARVIS see the schematics, because we can’t have an earth-conquering robot knowing how to traverse space-time), and they go home. (Either that or we involve Harley, who’s possibly been home with Pepper this whole time and did not get kidnapped because having all three kids would have driven Beck over the edge. And Harley took care of the technology from his end and ended up altering the tech to open a doorway instead of just using the watches. Not canon compliant, but I don’t know that I mind it as an option. Because, again, The Feels are more important to me for this particular story.) There’s definitely a little moment somewhere in their stay at the tower in the past with the Avengers where Peter wants to drink coffee or something and Tony tells him ‘thanks, no, I’ll take that’ and then asks Morgan to do a Mom (Pepper) impression, so Morgan turns to Peter and goes “No,” and Peter responds with “traitor” or something. I don’t know I think it would be cute.
And then there’s just the aftermath. Peter has Aunt May and MJ and Ned waiting for him when he gets back home. There’s family time with Pepper (and maybe Harley???). All those good vibes. Back in time there’s an acknowledgement of the fact that Tony is a whole-ass person who will grow and develop. Cap wants to go look for Bucky. And the seed has been planted that something is going to go wrong with JARVIS. Tony wonders if Peter’s out there somewhere and was possibly a child of one of his one night stands. Things like that.
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Foggy Nelson watching She-Hulk literally kick ass in the courtroom on TV: Now, that's a real avocado at law!
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"If they didn't want me to break the law, they should have made better laws." -Steve Rogers, probably
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I'm just going to take this as a tease of Natasha also being a super soldier, but the MCU never addresses it directly. Cuz what amount of training would cause you to land on your feet after hitting every protruding metal object on your way down from a 5 story fall?
Granted, by comparison, Steve jumped from much higher than Nat, but still. The other widow's leg is visibly snapped like a twig, and Nat just has a limp and a side injury that might not even be broken, just in pain.
So I say Natasha is canonically a super soldier. Not perfectly like Steve since the serum hadn't been perfectly recreated (up until TFATWS) but still, I'll take a sliver of the comics referenced.
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What do you think the MK system would be like if they were on tiktok?
I think Jake and Steven would prank Marc constantly and Steven would be the first to try a trend. He would also do some "cool archeology videos" or talk shit about Khonshu. They would all try in separate times to educate their audience about DID but they find it hard to do something serious and Marc got triggered way too easily.
Jake would post a lot of lipsing videos and Marc on the other hand would post occasionally about baseball.
They would all out of the blue do storytime videos with the craziest stories but acting so casual about it.
PLEASE DO REBLOG WITH YOUR IDEAS AND #moon knight tiktok
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Okay, so two little headcanons I thought up in the last few days;
1. Clea's favorite Earth thing (besides her friends and Stephen) is the Disney Beauty and the Beast movie, but she also loves slasher fics. Stephen is endlessly amused by this, mostly because her contradicting tastes is something loves about her. Plus, he just thinks it's cute.
2. Clea really gets into Games of Thrones and, upon finding out her favorite character is Daneryes, Stephen warns her about the the last season, saying she won't like it. And he turns out to be right.
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