#mcsm rob

[confettiswirling]

Mcsm Joke Headcanons

•Ivor struggles with modern technology

• Romeo has a bedwetting problem because he's not used to having a bladder.

•Radar gets loopy when he's up past his bedtime.

•Xara at one point filed a restraining order against Romeo when he suprise hugged her to make up.

•Radar can't handle a lot of sugar and has a weak stomach.

•Axel always tells the others that he does "Guy Stuff" with Stampy and Radar when in reality they're playing with stuffed animals.

•No one is allowed to swear in front of Radar.

•Romeo showers with his clothes on

•Carmine is a conspiracy theorist.

•Brick and Rob still keep their demeanor even while arguing.

•Oxblood spoils Geoff

•Petra babies her sword, Miss Butter and even married it off to a wooden sword named Mr. Peanut Butter .

•Radar once got hurt when Axel pushed him on the swing.

•Nell has somewhat of a dislike for Stampy mostly due to: °The fact that when she got tangled in vines, Stampy abandoned her to chase the ice cream truck. °The time he threw up on her during a minecart ride. °Stampy's ditzy and cowardly personality in general.

•Petra is still learning how to behave in society.

•Radar one time accidentally crashed Jesse's car into the temple. He wasn't even trying to drive it, he just wanted to sit in the front seat and pretend.

#mcsm headcanons #mcsm romeo #mcsm radar #mcsm petra #mcsm jesse #Mcsm Oxblood #mcsm stampy #mcsm ivor #mcsm xara #Mcsm Carmine #Mcsm Rob #Mcsm Brick #mcsm nell #mcsm axel #Joke headcanons

[chubbletea]

I'm bored. mcsm hcs time

jesse (any prns, bday dec 31st)

genderfluid

reuben helped them sleep, so after they lost him, they had trouble sleeping for years upon years

their music taste is anything and everything. they will go to listening from k-pop to death metal and be unfazed

jesse was fairly little when they met reuben (thinking abt 4-ish??)

they have brightly colored highlights in their hair, and it's style is short and fluffy/messy-looking

only child

doesn't want to get gender surgeries or take hormones or anything

played trumpet in middle school marching band. I'm so sorry for doing them dirty like this but it's the vibes

probably survives off of caffeine. however, this habit got better after they got radar to help

they couldn’t sleep for at least a week after reuben's death, but then they started sleeping with a plushy (probably of a pig), which slowly helped them get back into a semi-regular sleep schedule

they have a nametag necklace with reuben's name engraved on it

petra (she/her, bday feb 20th)

girl kisser. likes kissing women on the lips.

deathly terrified of getting sick. if she got lethally sick before the witherstorm event, she would be like "I'M FINE IT'S NOTHING" but after the witherstorm event if she gets a small cold she freaks tf out

she's a system bc I'm a system and I said so. she has abt five members and has rare splits

her childhood was all over the place

she likes heavier music like green day, blink-182, rob zombie, babymetal, etc.

bassist

did several martial arts and sports as a kid bc she couldn't find one she liked

Idk if I can see her doing marching band but if she did she would be an alto sax player, but like angry section leader alto sax player

lukas is her cousin. she's the only one who gets to call him luke bc that's what he originally went by before changing it to lukas

she's abt three years older than lukas, and she was very present in his childhood. they basically did everything together bc their parents were either fuckasses or straight up not there (L + ratio tbh)

lukas (he/him, bday july 24th)

trans guy. just the vibes

he's a writer. he's into WEIRD GROSS GRAPHIC SHIT. he does not faint when he sees blood or whatever.

while writing his memoir(?) abt the witherstorm journey, he writes so many graphic descriptions abt stuff like petra's illness, inside of the witherstorm, the endermen and other mobs, etc. and asks jesse to read it for criticism and such and then they end up scarred and are like "HUH?? WHO HURT YOU????"

he likes holding his cat like a baby

he's the certified "music nerd" of the group. he thinks his taste is the best

speaking of, he likes stuff like will wood, tally hall/miracle musical, lemon demon, etc. and if anyone ever asks for music recommendations he just fucking appears without warning and talks abt music for three hours

whenever lukas is handed the aux he's like "YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR A BANGER?" and plays 2/3 of a song and talks abt it for another half of it and just does it over again with several songs in a row

played clarinet in middle school-high school band and never wanted to switch bc he was very attached to his instrument

he was also probably a theatre kid. and DEFINITELY a creative writing kid. maybe an art kid too

eventually he started playing electric guitar after school

he used to be *extremely* asocial and introverted, only willingly interacting with his cousin, petra, until he met the ocelots and slowly opened up in his late middle school/early high school years thanks to them

his parents weren't very present in his childhood

throughout most of his childhood he experienced lots of autism related speech loss and was nearly completely nonverbal, but after he started becoming friends with the ocelots, he slowly gained the ability to speak. he still experiences the occasional speech loss to this day, but he's much better than he was a while back

he's the youngest member of the order

one year on t

took a few classes with olivia at one point, but they never rlly talked. he might've glanced at her one or two times tho

picked up traditional art as an extra hobby, still mostly focuses on writing

he has severe gender dysphoria and has had top surgery, but refuses to get bottom surgery, simply bc he doesn't want to.cdespite this, he stills makes jokes abt having a cock

axel (they/he, bday may 7th)

met jesse before olivia met jesse

his music taste consists of only meme songs. the first time he was handed the aux, he played two trucks. the second time he was handed the aux, he rickrolled everybody. he is now banned from the aux.

he's the oldest member of the order

has no idea how sympathy works (real!)

olivia (she/they, bday apr 12th)

former gifted kid vibes. definitely went to a private school at some point

has always looked up to ellegaard since she was little

took a few classes with lukas at one point, but they never rlly talked. olivia prolly thought abt trying to talk to him at one point tho

major art kid vibes

3-4+ years on e, got bottom surgery a little more than a year ago

she drew jesse a picture of reuben shortly after his death to try and cheer them up

radar (he/they, bday oct 16th)

bisexual and questioning if he's non-binary

it's said that he is both jesse's assistant and and intern, so that could mean he's in high school. I debated for a little bit whether he would be a junior or senior but I decided that he would be one of the older juniors (around 17 years old)

sometimes he has to miss/be late to help jesse with work or whatever bc he has schoolwork to do

definitely a hardcore theatre kid.

it's also sorta implied that radar has some sort of crush on jesse so I like to imagine that jesse is like his celebrity crush or whatever. ofc that's never gonna go through as an actual relationship or whatever

radar does mention at one point that he loves seafood so I like to imagine he encourages jesse to try seafood with him and stuff. he also definitely isn't scared to try and actually likes some of the "weird" stuff (ex. tako)

he rlly trusts jesse and likes talking to him bc he doesn't rlly have a good outlet. I like to think jesse just listens/lets him vent

he tries to go help jesse as much as he possibly can bc his home life isn't particularly great (by that I mean it's terrible)

he's the type to go "SO FUNNY STORY-" and then traumadump like it's nothing (srsly get him some therapy)

definitely has a squishmallow collection AND keeps all the tags

#if anyone is curious on lukas/petra backstory stuff PLS PLS PLS ASK ME #jesse mcsm #petra mcsm #lukas mcsm #axel mcsm #olivia mcsm #radar mcsm #mcsm jesse #mcsm petra #mcsm lukas #mcsm axel #mcsm olivia #mcsm radar #minecraft story mode #mcsm #🎷.hcs #🎷.txt

[m-c-s-m]



 Good morning!

 Welcome back to my surrogate livejournal. The kids just ate very well.  I have slept in constantly the past few months.  It has been a good if distracting morning. I am up at the same time as them these days, but that is because I stay up till 1, 2 3am for no good reason… It has been a stretch of stasis which is annoying.  

 I of course spoke too soon because I just broke up a fight over a toy. That’s kids for ya. The dogs are barking their fool heads off outside, the tv is on. The toy is needlessly noisy. As are the kids. Ah well. At least the coffee isn’t shite. I made the coffee. Aldi’s finest.

 Man I need a shower. I need a lot of things. I put on several several pounds the past 2-3 months. Maybe there is a correlation. I am working on it.

 Priorities:

 *Fix keyboard to my laptop.  

 *Clean myself.

 *Get the house in better order–> I have a good thing going finally after 5-6 days of my wife being so sick that we can’t obliterate our lives for the sake of an end-of-year holiday fest.  So I’ve caught up on dishes but not much else. I’m sitting here typing instead of cleaning, but I think that’s okay.  I am claiming my time, I’m claiming my time.

 Fack, so many memese, what the hell was that?

 Anyway, I’m looking around my house at the little discarded things and doghair and pieces of detritus and lint on the corners of the floor. Wondering how to be a passable father, much less a good one. Wishing I had a modicum of self-discipline and organizational skills to pass on to my kids. Part of the reason they have not spent a lot of time outside in the snow, where in my opinion they should be is my own procrastination, reluctannce, and organization. They’ll just get the house wet/muddy when they come back inside, and will they be warm enough? Won’t it just be even more trouble than it’s worth? It won’t buy me time, and anyway these dishes need done! And the table. And the floor. And the kitchen.  

 I took jukai several months ago. I need to remember why. The reason I did it was to sort of arm myself or at least clarify what my life should be about. It is hard to remember, especially when my meds are, uh, variable. Maybe that’s something too.

 I dunno about any of this, but I’m gonna just keep posting/typing through it. I really miss my old crew. Cherie, Rob…where you guys at, man? Rob I know where you at, but Cherie, where’d you go, hon? I miss you.  I need someone to just throw my depression at before getting on with my day. Want to play Soulcalibur?

 I do. I miss games. I saw a meme recently that the reason peopel miss their 20’s is because they sucked but they had no skills and nothing going for them. That’s fine, and I agree, but man that didn’t make staying up till 5am playing video games and going to Waffle House any less fun. That still seems like The Life.  I think my dreams were different. I haven’t dreamt in awhile.  

 I’m okay, but the inertia is enough to power-blog through here and throw out any mememes in my head that are taking up residence.    That’s good for now. Peace

–mcsm

[materialjean]

the fact that jesse mentioned chiaroscuro in jailhouse block when they "compliment" rob's blank painting cannot leave my mind. jesse is an art history nerd what normal person knows about chiaroscuro from the baroque period... what a nerd... /pos

#mcsm jesse #can you tell im an art major #mcsm #mcsm rob #i think more people might know about it #but idk #just wanted to point it out

[popfizzles]

can we see rob the little bastard

he’s a punk teen who wants to be an adventurer but has no sense of self preservation

#Minecraft #Minecraft: Story Mode #MC:SM #MCSM #MCSM oc #MCSM Finnis #MCSM Rob #fizzles answers #anon #anonymous

[rubencondrai]

If you don't like Robs painting he will call you a scumbag in the German dub

#fun fact #i'm shook #mcsm #minecraft story mode #mcsm rob #shitpost

[gabriel-the-warrior]

“Now I like you. You’ll be spared when the bad thoughts come”

Oh

#gabe plays mcsm #mcsm rob

[cold-lilies]

Telltale writers after s1 ep 4

#mcsm #minecraft story mode #mcsm soren #we were robbed

[howlingcliffs]

every day i think about how axel almost had a pet bat but it was cut for budget reasons

#they robbed my man of a bat.. #mcsm tag

[radioaktivskwerl]

L8r, t8r...

#mcsm #This part killed me #mcsm rob boss #later tater #skwerlart

[stirpicus]

Do you know who put in the Mortal Kombat reference after the snow golem boss fight in episode 2 of mcsm bcuz that was adorable

Ha, that was Grady Standard, one of our fight sequence/combat guys. Like Brick being a Morgan Freeman reference and Rob Boss being a Bob Ross reference, it’s not 100% my taste to have direct references to pop culture but Yuri Lowenthal’s delivery of the line as Radar was so freaking cute we had to keep it.

[edameee]

I swear the painter in the Mush Room is fucking Bob Ross

#mcsm #mcsm rob #mcsm season 2 #honestly

[popfizzles]

Do carrot and Mason take care of Rob? Or is he a feral child?

Actually, Rob tries his best to exist in the town, but the Cleric won’t stop trying to “study” him and the other few zombie villager’s we’ve cured and brought into the village

#Minecraft #Minecraft: Story Mode #MC:SM #MCSM #MCSM oc #MCSM Finnis #MCSM Rob #MCSM Clay #fizzles answers #anon #anonymous

[radioaktivskwerl]

I really liked my Happy Little Mushroom.

#mcsm spoilers #mcsm #happy little mushroom #also #Rob Boss was freakin' hilarious i love him