#maybe with her crush

[midnightliar]

i LOVE the way aragorn is like everyone's friend. he's like the popular hot girl whos nice to everyone and you kind of wonder if maybe it's fake but then she offhandedly mentions some detail about you that she remembered or asks how your mom is doing and you can tell she really means it and cares about the answer. and she volunteers as a tutor after school also.

#did this metaphor get away from me? perhaps. #do i have a crush on her? maybe. #lotr

[artlyloser]

She looks like she could throw me over her shoulder ~~

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my art #fanart #shadowheart #karlach #shadowheart/karlach #do they have a ship name #i just think they're cute together #and you can't convince me shadowheart didn't immediately get a crush on her when she saw her #honestly i think everyone did #maybe i'm biased

[duckytree]

book jaime lannister is the funniest boy because from birth he’s constructed a grand narrative in his mind that he is the perfect knight to his sister-wife’s perfect maiden, a relationship that exists solely to fuel their mutual narcissism and help him cope with his chronic identity crisis/trauma, only to see a buff girl naked for the first time and come to the subconscious realization that it’s actually HIM who is the maiden to brienne’s knight and proceeds to spend the rest of their trip using preschool tactics of annoying her to death so that she can notice him and sweep him off his feet (it works)

#grown man behaviour #pulling on crush’s pigtail (this will make her love me) #covered in grime filth and blood and still trying to rizz her up #i like their dynamic but brienne seriously needs to have more self respect #she fell in love with a whiny little sewer rat that she’s walking home #maybe she likes pathetic men #all men are pathetic to her but this one’s funny #jaime lannister #brienne of tarth #jaime x brienne #asoiaf #got #game of thrones #so there’s this boy… (gestures to pile of trash with glitter on top) #duckytree

[xxcherrycherixx]

cupid's gals meet

#monster high #ever after high #c.a cupid #abbey bominable #blondie lockes #heartlockes #c.a cupid x abbey bominable #abbey x cupid #theyre both my proud poly queens #cupid is dating blondie but abbey is her ex who she still gets on great with- #-if you know what i mean 👀 #blondie is fine with it #in fact blondie encourages it- she encourages Recording it and sending it to her too- she just wants to make sure there's no funny business #thats totally the only reason! #also fuck it blondie is a monster fucker shes a big ol monster fucker with a big fat crush on her monster gf #and maybe a lil one on her monster gf's monster fwb- shh #abbey is happy to have open relationship. why waste time on relationship drama when you can communicate with your partner and agree to kiss #-whoever you want? she's dating heath and he definitely doesn't mind that way of thinking. long live the polycule! #im in a polyamory mood bby gonna blast the orion experience-cult of dionysus and chrissy chlapecka-affection brb #add space age bachelor man to that list because fuck yeah thats a polyamory song i forgot #my art

[the-greatest-magic-of-all]

Seeing as Fabian has an inability to keep his foot and The Ball's name out of his mouth, there are several ways for an argument between him and Sklonda about "The Ball" nickname to end. Some better than others.

On one end, there's an ending where there’s irreparable damage done to Sklonda's opinion of Fabian and his and Riz’s relationship. And on other, there's an ending where Sklonda comes to the conclusion that Fabian calling Riz "The Ball" is equivalent to the cliche of a boy pulling on the pigtails of his playground crush.

#it'd be so funny if she left that interaction thinking that her son's bff has the biggest crush on him #if feel like she'd gently try to guide fabian from there on out #like 'you should try vocalizing some of your feelings' and 'maybe bat your eyelashes and convince him to run for student government' #fabian seacaster #riz gukgak #sklonda gukgak #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fabriz

[ofswordsandpens]

I think the show is very clearly planning on having Luke only ever view Annabeth as a younger sibling which has me smiling, grinning, jumping for joy, but I think they may also be getting rid of Annabeth's crush on him??? Which is just??

#again im so worried they're girl bossing annabeth #Luke spoke to her and I was expecting annabeth to have a specific kind of reaction to it but she didn't #but maybe it was just this one instance? and we'll see it moving forward? #her crush oh him in the book was so funny and very sweet #I'll be sad if they just discard it #also as @beckendorph mentioned it definitely plays a key role in him manipulating her and her struggling to recognize it

[strawberrymilkfemme]

absolutely obsessed with abby with her hair down ;^;

#shes so pretty #shes always pretty but her hair is also pretty #personal #tlou #tlou2 #the last of us #the last of us part 2 #abby tlou #abby anderson #women #gaming #wlw #ok maybe she isnt wlw but i am and ive got a crush

[kimp05]

love you seven times (2023) : appreciation post | xiang yun / cang hai costumes

#love you seven times #七时吉祥 #yang chaoyue #cdrama #cdramagifs #hanfu #appreciation post #mine #edit #fashion #she's like a living doll #so beautiful #girl crush #lyst has the best costumes for all 2023 costumes drama imo #or maybe i'm biased since i love tang dynasty clothing lol #i absolutely love her heavenly realm looks #probably one of my favs #i love her looks in all her lives #chinese actors #costume drama

[n7punk]

what's the worst thing you watched and kept up with (at least for a while) because you were gay and begging for scraps? mine was probably pretty little liars

#what was her name? emily? whatever it was i was a simp for the lesbian character on PLL #and put up with three seasons of fucking Nonsense for it #words and things #i say 'probably' because there are worse shows i watched for various girls that i had crushes on over the years #but thats a different kind of simping. i didnt watch them for girl kissing i watched them for a girl who i knew was probably straight #gay #lesbian #bisexual #<- yall got it the worst half of these things were subtly biphobic too #oh god does anyone remember that show where the MC was a succubi but didn't know about monsters #so she thought she was just a freak and was always on the run until the monster world finds one of her kills and hunts Her down #and she ends up. idk working at a monster bar and helping her Monster Cop boytoy hunt runaway monsters? or something? #listen what i remember from that is how badly i wanted her and her simp (female roommate maybe?) to fuck instead #and i swear they queerbaited me a little. but i might have just been delusional tbh

[witchlingsandwyverns]

My life was a storm, since I was born How could I fear any hurricane? If someone asked me at the end I'll tell them put me back in it Darling, I would do it again,  If I could hold you for a minute

- Hozier, "Francesca" (X)

I did it! I finished a mermay before the end of May!!!!

#pearls instead of a white ribbon #hes a fisherman or man maybe a pearl diver #little does he know shes been leaving the best pearls for him to find #he swears she knows where the nets are AND YET #shes scheming for his attention #do you think pearls are for mermaids what pebbles are for penguins? #she gifts him this biggest one #she finds and she had to fight for it so like part proposal part trophy #he tells her he cant take it its too much #shes crushed and he immediately feels awful she looks so dejected #he takes it and sells it to buy her a private beach where they can meet maybe even build a place just for them #idk this got outta hand

[respectthepetty]

It's the compliments that hurt the most.

Queer angst, my old friend.

#cooking crush #cooking crush the series #I love Fire's mom #parenting has to be hard #and she truly wants the best for her son #which is why she pushes him #and compliments him #she thinks he is great #so it must be hard for Fire thinking he isn't living up to her expectations #but she'll love him no matter what #but that fear is always there #that maybe she won't

[reineydraws]

i have a soft spot for fics where billy sort of ends up adopting el and will alongside max. like, these are the kids that get dibs for rides in the camaro haha.

also im unfortunately not participating bc prev commitments but #harringrove for turkey is happening right now if yall want to donate to the earthquake relief funds for turkey & syria and get some art/fic back from harringrove fans! :) check out the tag if you're interested!!

#stranger things #stranger things fanart #billy hargrove #max mayfield #will byers #jane hopper #st eleven #eleven #eleven stranger things #obviously the ones where the party as a whole adopts billy are also very good #but i think it's cute when they end up getting split like this #it's precious when will asks billy for gay advice and maybe has a tiny crush on him #where billy and el bond over bad papas and containing anger and billy learning to find childish innocence again through her eyes #where max finds out about neil and stubbornly decides to get through to billy and when billy starts reaching back that's it. #theyre ride-or-die now. #i like those kinds of fics :') and steve gets the other half and then they co-parent together #billy's all right w the other kids too but whenever i interpret his relationships with lucas & mike #it always comes off more to me as 'these are the significant others of my kids so they are automatically on thin ice' #and with dustin it's always 'this is my boyfriend's little brother' #but will and el and max are billy's directly #i digress! #sometimes i dont post at all and then i post two things in a week! consistency who???

[vigilskeep]

if you took a bad enough hit while dao rock armour was active, could you have scars from blunt force trauma that spiderweb like cracks in stone

#i should be so fucking asleep right now but hear me out. minerva. landsmeet duel. loghain has shield bash. do you hear what im saying #i was thinking about magical scars for him actually #but that fucking armour. you have to cook him in it like a lobster in its shell #sometimes i think mages are overpowered for that fight realistically #and then i remember those close quarters and how fucking massive i think he is #he’s like a foot and a half taller than minerva. crikey #okay im saying fuck a lot but the crikey is a sign. need to sleep. need to sleep #but minerva literally cracked open during the landsmeet divorce #and only afterwards when nobody is watching letting her skin turn back from stone #holds it for so long that wynne can’t fix it clean #loghain SHOULD have a scar too for matchie matchies #its crushing prison she usually uses. crumpling that man like a tin can #that could fuck you up. less visible though. i’ll workshop #i dont think shed get enough of a grip to pull off something like #a handprint burn #maybe a slice across the cheek from a blade of ice #i’ll workshop. i’ll workshop. goodnight

[claratyler]

No i mean its actually so so so funny that they never tried for a second to push for or even lightly imply a merlin/morgana romance (which would be the formulaic thing to do, given that the other two leads were already paired up). They just couldnt do it. They had to be like ok we have to be real here.. not only is he gay and not only is she a lesbian, but they absolutely despise each other. Obsessed with their dynamic

#like even if theywere both in anyway shown to maybe possibly have a man/woman relationship it STILL WOULDNT WORK LMAO #merlin #morgana pendragon #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #imean yea i know theywere friends in season 1-2 dont get me wrong #BUT EVEN THEN #EVEN WHEN THEY WERE FRIENDS. they had to be like yea..thers no way this is going to work #theyre not a NOTP #theyre like the anti-otp #cause like in the first season theres some implied potential for merlin and gwen #and also morgana and arthur (before they were ahem siblings) #so its like. maybe the writers were exploring these dynamics and their potential? but never morgana and merlin #the farthest we got was when arthur thought for a second that merlin had a crush on her i think bc of something he saw taken out if context #anyway merlin is such a funny show #Magical Microagressions for Merlin #thats what its aaaalll about

[fridgrave2-0]

can we all acknowledge the fact what ghost!max was existing ONLY to kill nerds, it was his last words, his dying will, but still he was SO MUCH into grace that he put whis whole being aside to have sex with her

#holy ghost is killing me #i mean he was into her even after dying from the prank he knew she was a part of #he knew it was her idea to dismember his body #but even so his crush on her remained #like DUDE i don't even know if thats impressive or unhealthy #maybe just both #max jagerman #grace chasity #npmd #nerdy prudes must die

[astralalmighty]

I’ve seen plenty of modern aus where Nimona is Ballister’s ward/kid/adopted child. But I raise you: Nimona is the 20-something-year-old runaway who has definitely been on a few missing posters the last few years (and several blotters) but is also the only one who was interested in the roommate ad Ballister put in the newspaper and continuously comes home looking like she was in a dogfight but she always pays her rent on time and is always repairing the pipes and heating systems when their landlord ignores them and well Ballister has no idea what she does for a living and he’s not sure he wants to know but they’re on their fifth rewatch of that 80s zombie movie they’re both obsessed with eating pizza that’s half sardines half whatever Nimona likes and life is just a little too good to bother changing

#nimona #modern au #I have no idea where Ambrosius fits into this #self sufficient nimona au #maybe Ambrosius is the cute guy two doors down that Ballister is crushing on #nimona makes it her goal to embarrass Ballister in front of Ambrosius as much as she possibly can