#maybe it's a gemini thing but hey tigers are pretty cool

[gg-astrology]

Hi❤️ can you please tell how Garnet and Onyx affect a Cap? I’m a girl and I want to buy a ring but can’t choose which stone😭 I already read info on internet and it got me confused plz help❤️✨

Hey there! 💕❤️ Wow this is so interesting!! 💕❤️The topic of birthstones have always been so cool? 💕❤️ 

Crystal Shopping + Astrology?  ⬇️

For me, I think joining it in with astrology… you get to see that your ‘birth’ has to do with what’s happening on a different scale as well– thus why you get more than just ‘one’ placement for your chart! 💕❤️ 

Having your birthstones won’t hurt, essentially pulling it apart (like how we dissect your birth-chart) -- consider seeing what you resonate with and gravitate towards your own specific needs/purpose would also help as well because you’re more than just one element/energy right? 💕❤️  

This is just me btw, the crystals I gravitate towards helps with balancing my placements or boosting me up when I need it? 💕❤️It’s not necessarily because I’m a Capricorn that I picked them, buy those onyx/garnet if it resonates with you! 💕❤️ You can never go wrong with that, but also looking at your chart– what else do you have in there that can help you figure out what crystals could help you with balancing/boosting your energy as well? 💕❤️  

I keep a collection of them, but you said you’re buying a ring so I’m assuming this is like– ‘which one (out of all the crystals) should i buy’ situation? I’d say going into a store and seeing which crystals resonates with you would definitely help more. Remember that you can always cleanse your crystals, but getting that initial connection to it can be extremely helpful.

If you don’t have access to that, just seeing which ones does what you need it to do most or want help with or is pleasing to you can certainly help too (with online shopping, but I recommend going to a store to see how it fits/works out first so you can see different types of crystals as well)💕❤️

Me, with my 2nd house stellium (Capricorn/Aquarius) really likes Rose Quartz (Cancer, Taurus, both modern) bc really resonates with what I need. It’s protection, it’s soothing, it’s reassuring and it also helps with protecting/guarding my12th house stellium (Scorpio/Sagittarius) Venus/Pluto/Jupiter as well (*multi-purpose and hits my two main stellium? nice!)  

The Rose Quartz can symbolize different things, but one of the things I need most is protection and soothing/reassurance. I need it to be more pro-active/energetic, that I feel something that will knock some senses into me. But also chill enough that it doesn’t need a super-complicated charge-up (I’m no crystal expert but it’s pretty– it’s pretty solid.) 

I also keep Lapis Lazuli and Amethyst with me (Sagittarius, Ancient, Traditional and Modern, Aries, Aquarius, Pisces, Ancient, Modern) 

I have four Lapis Lazuli I bought for warding but then discovered I actually really like it for it’s ‘presence’ around me. To me, it has a ‘weight’ to it that I appreciate. The solidity of it’s presence and quality it has to it that kinda knocks me in my head/sound board as well. In this case, Lapis Lazuli to me is like– an open space for me to talk to, but then it goes ‘that’s nice but you’re paranoid.’ and I appreciate that firmness a lot? 

There are also other Capricorn crystals – Tiger’s eyes, Black Tourmaline and Smokey Quartz are the ones I gravitate to. Compared to the crystals above (Rose quartz, Amethyst, Lapis Lazuli) – these Capricorn crystals I usually used when occasion calls. 

I don’t necessarily carry or keep them with me, most of the time it’s because I don’t need to be 100% Capricorn full-powered all the time– I have other placements, other needs or maybe areas I want to fill up. Most of the time, I just want to get what I’m missing, maybe some of which I’m lacking or need to work on/balancing out. 

Honestly my only advice is probably to choose the crystals that helps ‘you’ best as well. What your body needs, it’s like a diet. 

If it helps my earth sun/moon + aqua mercury direct itself, note that my earth sun/moon + aqua mercury is working fine. It ain’t wrong but it could be better. The aspects to my venus/jupiter/pluto square also makes it tense up sometimes. 

So my interests are in balancing/helping that out, and thus the crystals I’d want to invest in, that I can keep with me and actually serve a purpose for me (and probably affects me and my placements) is something that can help with that part of my energy/life, y know? 💕❤️

The crystals are there kind of like a facilitator/reminder of energy that could potentially help you or help you help yourself. If it helps me gain some leveled grounds to stand/work on (i.e. say my mutables, Sagittarius and Virgo placements are acting up) — it’s more helpful for me with that problem assisted with. 

Like say, I keep Celestite (Gemini, modern) with me to help my Aquarius Mercury in 3rd chill tf out a bit. Also because my Virgo Mars rx (9H) has always been a little less pro-active, Amethyst (Aries, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces) helps with making my nervous Virgo feels like it’s ok to start acting/doing things as well. 

So!! 💕❤️Sorry for the long answer hhhHHH but I hope this is helpful and didn’t — make u anymore confused ;; 💕❤️ I can’t answer personally what you should get, I think that depends alot on you and what you resonate with/in your life and energy 💕❤️  BUT I hope this gave u something to consider/think about or get excited about!! I hope it doesn’t stress u out basically jsdnkjnks 💕❤️

Tbh Onyx and Garnet (as a cap as well) gives a lot of power, like innate power. I feel like it certainly helps a lot with ‘knowing’ I have It™️. And that definitely boosted my confidence when I need it (my Capricorn is in the 2nd – so self-worth, value, skill-sets and assets, etc.) I also find that I – my Capricorn in 2nd– always wants to colour-co-ordinate them with my outfit all the time (so sometimes I don’t have them with me). Plus I don’t typically carry them because that’s just not what I need or feel re-assured by. Sometimes I’m out and about and I  know I’m the shit, I just need something else instead.

So take this as you will!! 💕❤️ I hope it helps you!! 💕❤️💕❤️  

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[diy-punx]

all the space asks

ALL THE SPACE ASKS

ok you asked for this! here we go!

Comet: What are you currently frustrated about?

again I’m frustrated at the world because of my cat

BlackHole: What are you most afraid of? 

I was most afraid of losing my cat but that nightmare came true…

Galaxy:Do you have any nicknames? What are they?

I do! They range from punk-mom to emms, em and hey you bitch

Star: What song(s) do you feel describes you?

omg this will be a long one. let’s see…. American River by Destroy Boys, Awkward by Fidlar, Drown by Front Porch Step, Duck Eat Duck World by Destroy Boys… the list can go on but these are some big moods

Moon:Are you currently reading any books? If so, what book(s)?

I’m trying to read Harry Potter, because I never had the chance to read them as a child and I wanted to see if I would end up liking it! I still haven’t gotten past the first book, but I’ve also been very busy, so let’s hope I get some more reading done this coming week.

Planets: If you could go anywhere, where would you go? 

I would like to travel the world, but if I could just GO I’d want to go to Germany and meet my boi @mylanguageispunk​

Mercury:Describe your aesthetic.

oh boi let’s see

my aesthetic is in the words of my coworker Psalm is “punk-boy-mom”

I’d say my aesthetic is an artsy aries punk witch like really that’s all I am.

Venus: What’s your favorite tv show?

oh god, I have no idea uhmmmm. I greatly enjoyed Full Metal Alchemist, Voltron, Devilman Crybaby was pretty interesting and I got into Game of Thrones for a bit but I’m vastly behind.

Earth: If you could be anyone else for a day, who would you want to be?

I don’t really wish to be anyone but myself, but like I do wish I had a more attractive body and face.

my coworker Psalm wants to be the richest person and transfer their money to her account 

Mars: If you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change?

oh shit guess my earlier answer answers this too.

psalm also just wants to change her bank account balance

Jupiter: If you had to pick one color to use for an entire week, what color would you choose?

I do this all day everyday 24/7 my color of choice is BLACK DUH

psalms would be pink and I don’t even have to confirm that one with her I just know — addition she says she already does

Saturn: How far would you go for those you care about?

I’d go to the moon and back if I truly care about you. There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for someone I care for.

Uranus: What would you say is your greatest achievement?

My greatest achievement was being able to raise my baby kitty spoops and have her become such a wonderful and loving girl.

Neptune: Describe yourself in one sentence.

I am an angsty punk ass bitch.

Pluto: If you could meet anyone, alive or dead, who would you meet?

I’d want another chance to meet my grandfather, because I’ve always just grown up with stories of him and what an incredible person he was and I just wish I could have been able to experience that and learn from his experiences.

Constellations: If you could have one talent, what would you want it to be? (can be magical or not)

Psalm wants to be able to teleport so she can teleport fly?

Honestly if I could have a talent I’d love to be able to do musical things, but I just don’t have the voice or the skills otherwise I’d just want to upgrade my art skills.

Asteroid: When you die, what do you want to be done with your body?

Honestly cremation is fine just spread my ashes all over the world/places I enjoyed alive. IDK maybe if someone actually falls in love with me they can use my ashes in a new tattoo.. yeah.. that’d be cool..

Aquarius: What’s a topic you enjoy learning about?

I love to learn about art and history therefore my dream class is Art History.

Aquila: Do you prefer to read books or watch movies?

I prefer to read books and then heavily judge the movie

Aries: What is something you enjoy doing?

I enjoy doing artwork, going out with friends, being in nature and moshing in the pit to killer bands!

Auriga: If you had to pick one villain from any media, who would you rather have to face and why?

Both me and psalm looked and said Trump

Fucking cheeto ass 

Bootes: If you could have any animal, wild or not, fake or not, which would you want?

I would want a big cat like a Tiger or Panther or even a Wolf would be perfect, but really I’d give anything for my Spoops.

Cancer: How do you want to be remembered?

I want to be remembered as just some crazy punk ass kid who did all she could to change the world for the better

Canis Major: How many friends do you have?

I have actually a good handful and I couldn’t feel more blessed to have these people in my life!

Capricornus: What’s a song lyric that you relate to? 

No Respect by Destroy Boys is very relatable

“Isn’t it funny to know that other people exist?No no no no no respect!Good to know I don’t have to fix thisNo no no no no respect!Watch yourself, boysNobody cares, especially me!”

not even only implying men, just be fucking respectful!

Cassiopeia: What’s your favorite quote?  

I already answered this so I’ll put a different one

“the biggest lies we save for ourselves.” ~ Prince of Thorns by Mark Lawrence

Cygnus: f you could go back to any time period for a couple days, when/where would you want to go? 

I would want to go back to when my mom was in high school and going to Gilman shows and join her in that awesome time and experience. 

Gemini:  Do you have any siblings? How many?

nope it’s just me

Leo:If you could change the way any movie was made, which movie would you change?

I honestly at the moment can’t think of a movie I would change… let me know if you have one you’d change!

Libra:If you could talk to your past self, what would you tell yourself?

I would tell myself to cut your losses and just move on and say fuck you to the people who fucked with me and my self worth. I’d also tell myself to continue to do whatever the fuck I want and NOT GIVE A FUCK.

Lyra:Would you rather be feared or loved?

I’d rather be loved by my peers and feared by my enemies.

Orion:What’s your favorite type of weather?

I love rainy overcast weather and basically anything that isn’t hot out

Pegasus: What’s your favorite music genre?

Punk Rock DUH

Perseus:What’s your favorite movie genre?

I love horror movies and anything Studio Ghibli

Pisces: Describe someone you love without saying their name.

well they have an impeccable taste in style and the kindest heart in this town

He matches my fire as well as adds to it

Sagittarius: What do you do when you don’t feel well? What do you eat/drink?

I try and just rest up and take a me day, which includes a nice hot shower, a good movie and my sketch book.

Scorpio:If you had to pick someone to betray you, who would you pick?

I’ve already been betrayed multiple times so I won’t list names

Taurus: What makes you feel comfortable?

warm fuzzy blankets are my go to

Ursa Major:  If you had to pick any job to have, what job would you want?

I already answered this and I want to be an artist/tattoo artist

Virgo: What do you value the most- artistic ability/creativity, musical ability, athletic ability, intellect, or work ethic?

I value people’s ability to continue to practice and improve on abilities they have or may be beginning to developed!

Neutron:  Are you more of a leader or a follower?

I am a leader!Supernova: How do you feel about yourself? I feel that I have a lot to learn and grow from but that I am making acceptable progress for my situation.

Supergiant: What’s something you like about yourself? I like how persistent I am even if it gets me into trouble because a strong will is lacking now-a-days.Red Giant- Would you get into a debate/argument with someone if you heard them saying something you disagree with or know to be wrong, or would you stay silent?Depending on what was said I would interject if I knew more/ could explain better for them to understand more fully. Otherwise I’d say I don’t know all about this topic and give as best a stance as I could.Red Dwarf- What’s your favorite smell? What smell makes you feel most comfortable? I LOVE the smell of lavender and like a good fire. What makes me comfortable is like the smell of my friends and family. I’m very keen on personal scents.Protostar- Give a random fact about yourself.   Random fact # I don’t remember I got a new kitty named Sol and he doesn’t have a mean bone in his little body. He’s a 7month tabby male and he was supposed to be a companion for Spoops but now he’s only my new companion. Hopefully I’ll be getting him a friend soon too after he adapts to living with me.

[bowiebwe-blog]

Bowie’s Favorite Albums of 2017 Big List! (#40-21)

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40. Childish Gambino - Awaken, My Love

Huh. This album seems to get better the more I listen to it. Right off the bat though, it’s easy to tell how well-made it is. Definitely deserving of its Grammy nominations. The thing is just it doesn’t click with me super well yet. I dunno, guess it just falls into that “not exactly my cup of tea” slot. But don’t get me wrong, I still really like this one! It’s cool, cold, slick, and full of groove. There’s a lot to like here. And as a side note, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to see Donald Glover as Lando in the upcoming Han Solo movie the same after knowing/seeing this whole side of him. That guy’s got talent.

*Redbone, Terrified, Me And Your Mama

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39. Joey Bada$$ - All-Amerikkkan Bada$$

If you haven’t already gathered it, this is a very opinionated album haha. This guy’s not afraid to speak his mind on current social affairs and, political opinions aside, actually makes a really good rap album while at it. Tonally, think something like Kendrick Lamar’s “To Pimp A Butterfly”’s little cousin. So pretty good. To be honest I only recently remembered this album though, and I’m not quite sure yet if that’s more a diss on me or the album.

*For My People, Good Morning Amerikkka

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38. Alt-J - Relaxer

Alt-J’s weird. Obviously. Buuut they’re one of the few who do weird exceptionally well. This is one of those albums where I have to be in the mood for it to really be able to get into it, but there’s no denying it’s one great, strange, uber-alternative album. Maybe don’t start with it if you’re just starting out with Alt-J, but it’s at the very least a great vibe album worth checking out.

*In Cold Blood

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37. Macklemore - Gemini

Mack’s back! I loved he and Ryan Lewis’ last two albums, but I was skeptical when I heard Ryan wouldn’t be a part of this album. Well, it’s not quite as good as those two, but Macklemore came up on his own and now shows he can still keep up on his own too. Given, the production and beats aren’t as unordinary and extraordinary without Ryan working it, but they’re good enough to succeed and Macklemore still works his ways with words to make them impressive. So it’s more on the typical side of the rap spectrum this time around, but still a solid album. Well done, Mack.

*Good Old Days, Excavate

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36. Brett Eldredge - Brett Eldredge

Alright ladies, let’s get this over with. Take one quick swoon and then we’ll talk music.

…y'all ready now?

Brett Eldredge is definitely one of my favorite newer country artists. He’s got a certain enthusiasm and swagger in his songs that catches on real quick (and have you seen those videos of him nailing Sinatra songs??). Not all of his songs convince me of genuity (as opposed to being another cog in the pop-country music machine), but all of them are a good time. And I like the new sounds he worked around this time, using some added reverb and simple synths, especially so on “Castaway,” which might be my favorite country song of the year. There’s a lot to like here.

*Castaway, Cycles, The Long Way

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35. Foo Fighters - Concrete And Gold

I’m gonna say something bold here, and some of y'all might not like it. The Foo Fighters’ albums are largely insignificant. I listened to their discography (their entire collection) this year, and here’s the thing; their albums never really change. There never seemed to be any significant evolution between them or sounds thay distinguished them between each other (besides the first basically sounding like Nirvana). You could shuffle all their songs and basically treat it like one big album. But here’s the thing, it’d be a dang good album. They do what they do incredibly well, and it definitely works. There’s a reason they’re possibly the biggest rock band in the world. So it’s not what I’m usually looking for in my favorite albums, but it’s a great collection of songs.

*The Sky Is A Neighborhood, Dirty Water

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34. The Killers - Wonderful, Wonderful

Ya know, I’ve never quite been able to get into The Killers as much as I want to. They have their moments of greatness, but some songs just slide by for me. This album’s pretty much that for me. They still have that same punchy, charismatic sound, but, as with seemingly all artists that start to grow up, it feels like some of the edge is starting to be taken off a bit. But even so, the Killers deliver another solid album here and keep their title as one of the very best alternative bands of our generation.

-Wonderful, Wonderful, Tyson Vs Douglas, Rut

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33. Jay Z - 4:44

Interesting album here. Jay-Z’s growing up. For better or worse, he’s definitely not the same guy that was busting out “99 Problems.” His rapping ability and all that is still there and tight as ever, but the subject matter of these songs has definitely caught up with his age, which I personally actually dig seeing. He’s not grasping at the past trying to force where he’s at, he’s writing about life as it is, and it makes for a great, down-to-Earth honest album. And the production of these songs is fantastic (“The Story Of O.J.”). Great album by one of rap’s greatest-ever.

*The Story Of O.J., Bam, Legacy

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32. Drake - More Life

Drake just feels like classy rap. Or is that just me? Like, “Get It Together” is super classy, right? Anyway, I dig this album. Subdued synths under popping beats, auto-tuned chill vocals, night vibes, I dig it. It’s kinda on the long side as far as albums go, but it’s definitely enjoyable and creates some great vibes. What else can I say, Drake’s just Drake. Just watch how you speak his name.

*Get it Together, Passionfruit, Lose You

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31. Walk The Moon - What If Nothing

If you’re not raising you’re eyebrows with the “hey!”’s on “One Foot,” you ain’t doing it right. But this Walk The Moon again, and they’ve come right back to form with another fun, good/great album. I’d probably rank it ahead of their debut album but not *quite* as good as “Talking Is Hard.” These guys have such good vibes in their music, and that’s always more than welcome. Probably one of the most “fun” albums on this list. And on a side note, I’d recommend checking out their live show sometime. These guys always impress me.

*Surrender, One Foot, Tiger Teeth

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30. Brad Paisley - Heaven South

Oh, Brad Paisley. Easily one of my favorite country artists. He’s got wisdom, humor, has some of the best guitar work in country and always makes enjoyable albums. I was a bit skeptical of this one after 2014’s Moonshine In The Trunk, but nah, he’s back and killing it again. He’s one of the best at painting portraits of the South and what life is like among those folk (or at least at heart), and this album does it again. It feels like the Brad Paisley we’ve come to love over the past couple decades, and that’s always a good thing.

*Today, Heaven South, One Beer Can

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29. Queens Of The Stone Age - Villains

This was actually my first-ever QOTSA album I’ve listened to all the way through, which is kinda crazy when I think about it, due to the huge amount of songs I’ve heard of theirs in the past (thanks, Guitar Hero/Rock Band). It didn’t disappoint! They’ve always been a solid rock band, and they obviously still do their thing exceptionally well. I also dig the sense of groove in this one with the added electronic influences. Easily one of the best rock albums of the year.

*Villains Of Circumstance, Domesticated Animals

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28. Royal Blood - How Did We Get So Dark?

Why are Royal Blood not bigger than they are? I mean, they’re much bigger in the UK than America, but these guys make bleedin’ awesome rock albums. This one doesn’t make any big changes to the formula of their first album, but if it ain’t broke… you know haha. I still consider them to be one of the best rock bands out there today. This album is dark, gritty, powerful, but never overbearing or overstaying its welcome. These guys do rock music very, very well, and they’re worth knowing.

*How Did We Get So Dark, Hook, Line & Sinker

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27. Niall Horan - Flicker

While not as surprising as another certain One Direction member’s solo debut, this album was a pleasant surprise. It feels like a dark night chilling by the warm fire. Niall seems to have had a very clear direction in his mind of where he wanted to head after breaking free of 1D, and he made a great album with it. The most stripped-back songs are the standouts to me here (“Flicker,” “This Town”), and it definitely seems like him pulling his music back down to Earth after the bigger-than-life years with 1D was a great choice. It feels like he’s very comfortable with this new direction, and it makes it a pleasure for the listener. My only notable complaint here is that “On My Own” should’ve been kept as a B-side instead, but pish-posh! I enjoyed this album thoroughly.

*This Town, Flicker, Since We’re Alone

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26. Khalid - American Teen

Good Vibes! Good vibes! Some artists preach it, but not all truly radiate it. Khalid just feels good to listen to. That’s not to say all songs on this are upbeat, fun songs, but Khalid seems to give the vibes of feeling good and keeping it even during the down moments. It’s a cool thing. And tonally, it’s a very cool album as well. Mixing 80’s with modern, throw some chill reverb on there and Khalid’s mellow, feel-good vocals and you’ve got yourself a great album. Keep an eye on this guy, because he’s just going to keep getting bigger. My favorite new artist of 2017.

*American Teen, Angels, 8Teen

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25. Halsey - Hopeless Fountain Kingdom

Halsey’s first album kinda blew me away a few years ago. It was definitely unique and a bit inventive, but it came at at the cost of not really having a place on the radio. Well, she fixes that here, but at a cost. These songs sound bigger, pop-ier, catchier, all that. She uses more typical trendy beats and production this time around. But it’s still the Halsey that made her debut album. Her she reaches out of the pop box often but keeps enough in to make the everyday music listener be able to know her by more than just her growing image. Love or hate it, she did it pretty smart and walked the tightrope presumably exactly how she wanted to (and is now able to headline arenas because of it). Not as solid as her first album, but I still really like it.

*100 Letters, Sorry

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24. Kelsea Ballerini - Unapollogetically

Props to Kelsea for taking a big step up from her last album with this release. I wasn’t all that impressed with more than a few songs on her debut album, but she came back around on this one to make a pretty dang good country album that I thoroughly enjoyed. She’s probably sick of the comparison, but it seems like Kelsea Ballerini’s finally starting to fit pretty snug in that void that’s been open ever since Taylor Swift decided to hop the fence and go full-on pop. The songs are definitely on the pop side of country, but they’re actually pretty dang good. I dunno, I just really liked this one. If she keeps moving up from here, big things might be in the future for this girl.

*Get Over Yourself, I Hate Love Songs, Miss Me More

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23. LCD Soundsystem - American Dream

This one’s gonna have to marinate with me some more haha. It very could be the most “intriguing” album to me on this list, partly because I have no idea what I’ll think about it in a year. I could love it, I could think it’s okay. Don’t think I’ll hate it. But right now there’s a lot to like. Sure, each song is probably a little long, but they’re good songs with a lot of spunk and life in them. And there aren’t any great melodies to speak of, but there are enough catchy licks to make these songs come together. I dunno. It’s interesting. Very different, but very good. I’m interested to see how it holds up.

*Oh Baby, Other Voices

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22. G-Eazy - The Beautiful & Damned

Young Gerald doesn’t let up. He’s a master of his “late-night drive” raps. Cool vibes all around. His flow is better than ever, his beats are better than ever, and I’m thinking this album takes the cake for my favorite album of his (probably his best too). Maybe it could have been shaved down a few songs, but it’s a solid, solid album. I’d be surprised if none of these songs take off more than “Me, Myself & I” (“Sober”). Some of the beats and production here were actually a pleasant suprise too, like him using heavy themes from Halsey’s “Hold Me Down” on “Eazy.” G-Eazy once again continues to impress and earn my professional respect as an artist.

*Him & I, Summer In December, Fly Away, Eazy

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21. Lorde - Melodrama

The thing about breakups is that they can make great albums. This was one of my most-anticipated releases this year, and it largely didn’t disappoint. Lorde continues to push her sound further and deeper here, and opens up about the pains about an ended relationship. She seems to get really honest here, and it makes for some great, emotion-filled tracks. And though not every song clicks with me 100%, the production on these tracks is fantastic. Rightfully in the running for best album of the year.

*Supercut, Liability, Hard Feelings

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[gryffindorpawprint]

Talons and Tea Leaves

By Prof. Hailey Potter

Parvati: We’re baaaack!!! Lavender: Yes, it’s time for another round of Talons and Tea Leaves! Parvati: Yaaayy!!!! We can find out our horoscopes! Lavender: What the future has in store for you. Parvati: Let’s get started! I can hardly contain my excitement. 

Aries *swish*

Lavender: Do you have somewhere to get to? Parvati: What do you mean? Lavender: You didn’t let me talk. Parvati: No one wants to hear you talk. They want their horoscope. Lavender: HEY! Parvati: It’s... 

A Mountain

Lavender: You’re going to be sturdy this month! Parvati: Things are just going to stay the same. Lavender: Nothing amazing will happen, but nothing bad will happen, either. Parvati: Lucky Aries! 

Taurus *swish* 

Lavender: I think this month will be good. Parvati: Why?  Lavender: Because school is ending! Parvati: Oh yeah! Lavender: I’m going to the beach! Parvati: You didn’t invite me… It’s... 

An Alphabet

Parvati: Aww, school must not be over for you. Lavender: You’re gonna learn a lot this month, Taurus. Parvati: Like the alphabet! Lavender: Definitely! And other things. Who knew? 

Gemini *swish* 

Lavender: What are you doing for vacation? Parvati: Staying at home. Lavender: That’s boring. Parvati: Why are you always so mean? It’s...

A Goatherd

Parvati: Huh? Lavender: You’re herding some situations this month. Parvati: Like goats? Lavender: It could really be anything. They’ll figure it out. Eventually. Parvati: Good luck, Gemini!

Cancer *swish* 

Lavender: Eww, I am not going to be seeing any crabs at the beach this summer! Parvati: Although they’re pretty yummy to eat. Lavender: They ruin the beach though. I would rather have them on my plate… It’s... 

A Zipper

Lavender: Things will be put back together for Cancer this month. Parvati: Zip, zip, zip! Lavender: Yeah, something like that. Parvati: Just wait and let it come together! 

Leo *swish* 

Parvati: Maybe I’ll go to the zoo this summer and see some animals. Lavender: Maybe… Parvati: Some super cute animals! Lavender: You do that… it’s... 

A Puddle

Parvati: Oh, no!!! Lavender: Sorry, Leos. You’re gonna be in a mess this month. Parvati: Maybe wear some rain boots. Lavender: That might help...

Virgo *swish* 

Parvati: Lav, I’m hungry. Lavender: We can go to the Great Hall after this. Parvati: Yay!! Food would be good!!! Lavender: We’ll feed you, I promise. Parvati: Too bad we can’t take a visit down to Hogsmeade. I’d kill for a butterbeer about now. It’s... 

A Dog

Parvati: Cute! Lavender: You’ll have great friends to spend time with this summer. Parvati: Friends are awesome. Lavender: You know, Parv, you kinda remind me of a dog. Parvati: What are you trying to say? 

Libra *swish* 

Lavender: That you’re loyal and are easily distracted. Parvati: No, I’m… hey, what’s that? Lavender: It’s... 

An Elephant

Parvati: Don’t get stomped on! Lavender: You’ll be big and majestic this month, Libra. Parvati: What does that even mean? Lavender: People will look up to them. Parvati: Oh, that’s pretty cool!

 Scorpio *swish*

Lavender: And… moving along. Parvati: You know what else would be good right about now? Butterbeer ice cream. Lavender: You just want butterbeer. Parvati: But it’s soooo nice and yummy… Lavender: I can’t disagree there. It’s...

A Kite 

Lavender: What a great month you’ll have! Parvati: Everything is looking good for you! Lavender: You’ll have a great month. For sure. Parvati: Just don’t let the wind ruin it and get you stuck! Lavender: Is it just me, or are we having good predictions this month? 

Sagittarius *swish* 

Parvati: My, my. Almost done already. Lavender: Yep. Parvati: The better for me get food! Lavender: That’s really enough, Parvati. You’re making me hungry. Parvati: It’s... 

A Bike

Lavender: You’re riding to new places this month! Parvati: Vroom, vroom!! Lavender: Are you five? Parvati: No… are you? Lavender: Ughhh…. 

Capricorn *swish* 

Lavender: I don’t know why I’m still friends with you. Parvati: I make you laugh! Lavender: You make something, that’s for sure. Parvati: You’d be lost without me! Lavender: I don’t think so. It’s... 

A Rascal

Parvati: A rascal? Lavender: Oh, no, Capricorn, you lost the horoscope  this month. Parvati: They did? Lavender: You’re going to be tormented by a rascal this month. Watch your money. Parvati: Watch yourselves! Lavender: So true.   

Aquarius *swish*

Parvati: Fishies!! Lavender: See? You’re like a dog. Parvati: That’s not really nice, you know. Lavender: Have I ever been nice? It’s... 

A Tiger

Parvati: You’re like an Aquarius. Lavender: Aquariuses will have a lot of energy this month. Parvati: Okay. Lavender: And don’t make your Aquarius friends angry! Parvati: They’ll roar at you! (Like I currently want to do to Lavender.) 

Pisces *swish* 

Lavender: Last, but not least. Parvati: I can finally get food!!! Lavender: Yes, you can. Parvati: So…. hungry. Lavender: It’s... 

A Juice 

Parvati: You’ll be refreshed this month! Lavender: You’ll certainly be enjoying yourself. Parvati: Can I have a juice? Lavender: We’ll see. Parvati: Yay! 

Lavender: Well, I’ve got to go feed Parvati. Parvati: Thanks for coming! We’ll see you next time! Lavender: Have a great month!

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