#maybe i will stoop to sending a passive aggressive message on the group chat

[beoneofus]

A Lost Boys group chat, featuring: dumbass nicknames, quotes, and youtube videos the guys would share.

David - dude, despite David being the one that's supposed to be intimidating and for the *most* part, serious, I feel like he'd have a genius ass nickname like “ The Vampire Diaries ft. King David ” or something relating to the fact that he secretly is obsessive over Michael, such as “ Emerson's Queer Fiancé ”. as for quotes he'd say, he'd definitely be the one to be overly sarcastic and passive aggressive, along with a bit of narcissism ( and maybe some sexism ) thrown into the mix; “ didn't know you were the type of guy to write out a text message like a preppy cheerleader, Michael. ” and, if he were to send any youtube videos, I guarantee it'd be ones of car/street races or street fights.

Dwayne - this fucker definitely would definitely not even know what to put ass nickname. he may have the same humor as the other three vamp kings ( queens ✨ ), but I feel like he'd be less creative when it'd come to things such as that. I think, full heartedly, marko would be the one to give him a nickname, such as “ that one guy from pocahontas ” or “ breaking news: shirtless guy spotted in santa carla ”. maybe something even dumber than that, that doesn't fully make sense, but I'll give marko enough credit to where he won't stoop too low. when it comes to quotes, I'd feel like he's the one who'd be so blunt and dry with a statement ( or joke ), that it'd be very unexpected, so it'd be incredibly funny. like come on, dwayne can be a sweetheart, but this is a group chat between him, his idiot brothers and michael emerson - don't really think he'll try to be a peach to them. lastly, youtube videos; he'd definitely send vevo music videos ft. falling in reverse, metallica, alice in chains, shit like that. rarely, he'll send an old vine video that he found amusing and suddenly, out of no where, remembered.

Paul - this lovable jackass is definitely the one that loves changing his nickname every four to five business days. I feel as if he'd call himself " Lethal Warrior Of Vampires United ” or something dorky as fuck like “ All Hale King Paul ”. some stuff he'd say in the group chat would consist of “ your mama " jokes, sending the most random words in the middle of a serious conversation, forgetting what he said ten minutes prior if no one responds right away and then saying “ what? ” because he doesn't feel like back reading, and typing " lmao " after every passive aggressive statement. as for the youtube vids, I definitely feel like he'd send twilight crack edits into the groupchat, along with stupid videos like “ the duck song ” and “ llamas with hats ”. just - no thoughts, head empty type of vibe.

Marko - this menace to society would either have the most ridiculous nickname(s) or the most sexual and/or atrocious one(s). I think “ Pussy Charmer 3000 ” and “ That One Blonde Kid That Said ‘ YEAAAAH ’ on vine ” would most likely sum that nightmare up. as for quotes, he'd most definitely make sneaky remarks, sexual/dark humored jokes, and straight up flirt with whoever because let's face it, he's a pansexual king ( queen ✨ ). the youtube videos marko would send would consist of the cat that plays the piano, the shrek is love shrek is life series, random 6-10 second meme reaction videos, and random shit that could most likely traumatize anybody.

that is all, thanks for listening to my thesis.

#the lost boys #slashers #the lost boys 1987 #tlb 1987 #slasher community #slasher fandom

[in-a-trans-like-state]

i know the healthy thing to do would be to explain why i am so mad at the other people living here BUT that would involve being what my mother would call “rude” and so i cannot

instead i will daydream about snapping and swearing at them

#HELLO I CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEOS #INVEST IN A PAIR OF FUCKING HEADPHONES AND LEARN TO TALK QUIETLY #DO THE FUCKING DISHES #AND STOP SMOKING OUTSIDE MY BEDROOM WINDOW #(im also pretty sure this is a competing access noise of me needing quiet and them needing input #but i am ALSO pretty sure they have not even fucking considered that their behaviour might affect me) #(also the problem is this behaviour has been going on FOR YEARS and while i am nearing the end of my rope they are continuing as normal) #maybe i will stoop to sending a passive aggressive message on the group chat #OR i will ask someone else that lives here to be the go between #seeing as they are actually quite considerate #i speak