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worstloki · 3 years
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hi so quick question what if I make Loki aroace in every one of my WIPs. like not even as an actual plot point just as a side note where he maybe makes puns about it (in the more lighthearted ones) or by having Asgard's aphobia contribute to his heap of self-esteem issues (in the angstier ones). what if I just. do that
well i mean i’m going to be reading it either way but that’d be??? real neat??? considering the blatant lack of ace loki fics??? and good aroace Loki content would be fabulous??? more people should realize they just. can. and it only takes a few lines to do it so go for it??? i don’t see any downsides here??? 
#I fill in gaps to the MCU with Comic Asgard so yeah I assume the casual drinking/sex culture would throw Loki off SO much#like#suppose people hold feasts and Fandral has three women perched on his knees and Thor is telling women of their battle today#and Hogun is drinking and correcting Volstagg as he tells the children stories but that's because it's Hogun and Volstagg is married (??)#and then I just imagine Loki age 15 realizing he doesn't like when people touch him#he doesn't see anything 'special' about kissing or sleeping with women or men or anyone#I just imagine Loki spending more time learning to be silent during feasts unless telling children a story or arguing with Thor's#I imagine he didn't show much skin before either but now he's always attending with sleeves and a higher collar#I imagine he notices eyes on him when he walks around perfectly fine on his own but  it's a celebration and everyone is pairing off to leave#I imagine he'd just think about trying a relationship but not bringing himself to do it and then not even knowing why#because I doubt a culture that glorifies violence and thrives on patriarchal values is going to appreciate a guy who isn't interested in sex#I also like to think if Amora were around he'd try and explain a bit and she'd help out and parade their relationship#maybe she'd try her hand at figuring out what's wrong with him because he doesn't even know#maybe he'll cry when she tells him none of her attempts at a cure are working out#maybe he'll build a reputation on solitude#on joining in with things but always being the odd one out#so no one will find it strange when everyone else is very enthusiastically heading off to bedchambers in groups#and he's perfectly content practicing his magic tricks or reading a book in the corner#and lets not think about whether he'd pin the aroace thing on being jotun too because surely *that* was the problem this whole time#not when we can think about the equation of sex to a relationship which in itself would just leave Loki so lost to begin with#the sex? sure. maybe he just hasn't found anyone he finds attractive yet. but how does he explain any of the rest if he's to pretend?#in conclusion:#angst good#fluff good#all of it good#ace loki#LokiIsAceAU#i don't know why all the ace loki stuff is being angst recently but i promise i'll try for something lighter later XD
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foriamproud · 2 years
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the Akatsuki and their ideal vacations:
Whenever there's a chance to get away, the Akatsuki all have their own preferences, some relaxing, some exhilarating.
• Kisame: His favorite type of time off is definitely a family-orientated visit; Kiri is far from the hideout/house and if he can get back to his clan for a weekend or two, it's absolutely worth the journey.
• Itachi: What the Uchihas (all of them, honestly) need is some time away type of thing every once in awhile. Since family stress levels are always high, Itachi likes to take the chance to go off on his own for a day or two, not too long so his duties don't slip, but just enough to grab a good book and go treat shopping somewhere quiet.
• Sasori: A low budget vacation is his favorite; he's the type of guy to bring work alongside recreational plans, often using his free time to actually get ahead in whatever projects he's got on his schedule.
• Deidara: Oh, he's a thrill seeker: amusement parks, cage-diving, paintballing...all the things that are no where near relaxing and rejuvenating. Sometimes, he can get Obito to come along, but most of the time it's Hidan who joins in on the chaos.
• Hidan: Anything sketchy and has a reputation for being haunted. He'll do over-nights in abandoned buildings and spooktacular seclusions just to prove the point that he ain't scared of shit. Honestly, it's barely a vacation, since he often indulges in loads of free time away from classes.
• Kakuzu: Surprise, surprise, he likes expensive seclusion. Now, Kuzu is modest in most means of daily life, but it is always his dream to take some quality-time away from work and studies, perhaps at a private five-star hotel room or a weekend getaway for one unless Hidan weasels in with perhaps wine-tasting or sightseeing.
• Obito: Ah, he likes something touristy and itinerary-oriented. Obito is a stickler for schedules sometimes and if he can convince anyone to go with him, they are doomed to a minute-to-minute plan of the day. He also enjoys souvenir-hunting, which Rin always makes fun of him.
• Zetsu: Unsurprisingly, he likes an abandoned cabin in the woods. He likes to seek through field guides for fun in whatever forest he ends up in, but enjoys the peace and solitude. Sometimes, he'll go mushroom collecting or even bird watching.
• Konan: My girl Ko likes a good, old-fashioned staycation in her time off. Big crowds and loud places aren't her forte and living with a full house of fledgling men is honestly tiresome; she'll hole up in her room with a week's worth of junk food and just vibe, draw or read or write or whatever strikes her in the moment.
• Nagato: Hmm, he's into local sightseeing. He'll go home to Ame quite often and enjoys visiting their parks and quaint little local history museums, something he's taken an affection to collecting souvenirs from. Most of the time, Yahiko and Konan will tag along, but sometimes he prefers only Jiraya's company.
• Yahiko: Ah, yes, another thrill-seeker. Though he isn't into the same adventures as Dei, Yahiko will go solo rock climbing and kayaking, usually gravitating towards outdoorsy activities. He likes to camp and though it's almost impossible to convince any of the other members, he can get Zetsu and Obito to tag along, maybe even Kisame at times.
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