#maybe at 1am as usual

[tango-but-everywhere]

Happy one year to the sillies <3

Jimmy, Double life episode 1

[ID: a minecraft screenshot from the double life server, taken from the ground looking up a birch tree at spawn. Tango is on top of the tree, facing right but looking down on the viewer, Jimmy. His username is yellow and he’s just in his neutral skin. End ID]

#tango tek #tango but everywhere #tangotek #trafficblr #double life smp #solidaritygaming #jimmy solidarity #dlsmp #technically this time last year we were still waiting. episodes dont start releasing until 10-11pm here and i’m schedulling this for 9 #jimmy’s episode wouldve gone up early tomorrow morning usually around 3am #tango’s wouldve gone up at midnight im pretty sure. maybe 1am #but cleo and pearl wouldve uploaded around 10 or 11pm so this is the right day yeah

[makkie-is-screaming]

I think I have multiple infected cat scratches on my feet

#My cat attacks my feet while I sleep and I usually just throw on socks and ignore it which was a bad idea #I poked at one cuz it almost looked like there was a splinter and now it’s bleeding a lot 💀 #Maybe not infected but they’re healing wrong n walking wo socks hurts and has for a while #I probably should’ve notice sooner but tbh I have poor vision n rarely see my feet n I’m used to ignoring bodily signals #It’s 1am so I’m not gonna deal w this rn it is what it is #screaming

[flops]

did some 🤓 and in 2023 i read 130 romance books truly one fixation that dont want to go away but oh well

#i usually read between 9pm and 1am when my brain is being annoying #and it was also fun to read when i had to commute almost every day in the first half of the year so #maybe its not that surprising but i also went from zero to 100 out of nowhere 😭

[doppelnatur]

to a certain degree i don't think there is such a thing as purely internalized and internally directed bias. i don't think directing bias at yourself is morally much better than directing it at others it's just a lot harder to stop. that said, as soon as your self cruelty begins to affect anyone else it's just cruelty. a gay man being homophobic is not any more justifiable than a heterosexual man. then again, maybe this entire way of thinking shows a lack of compassion for myself and is a form of bias.

#Idk I'm being mean to myself about capacity and ability stuff. #I'm. Very aware I still hold a lot of ableism. I really really try treating others with kindness and like noticing when something is an #Ableist impulse and seeing it looking at it and letting it go. And I think I usually do a good job. I do. But it's so much harder when it's #It's me and there's no other expert on my experience and my normality than me and I just don't trust me to. Actually know what's going on #Idk I think ableism is the most active unlearning I'm having to do. With both racism and queerphobia it was very gradual #Fatphobia I feel like i never really like. Took in. Idk why and obviously there's some just straight up misinformation that I'm correcting #But that's all so different #Learning about ableism was such a huge thing for me and it helped me let go of so much self loathing and all that all at once #And to also just be kinder to the people in my life. Like significantly. I think I'd be an absolute pos if not for the autistic community #But like. I feel like I've hit a plateau and there's just. Part of this belief system that's just. My character at this point and I don't #I don't know that I'll ever be able to get over it and I think it makes me a bad person or at least a worse person like. In an unfixable wa #Maybe I need to think of myself like the world. Where I don't think an ideal utopia can be built but that just means we have to keep trying #And get as close as possible and watch all the lik e easy fail points carefully and mend and repair. #Like part of the reason I could let go of self hate is just that I genuinely became a significantly better person #Not just the internalized ableism part but the external butt they're the same kind of anyways right #Idek it's 1am

[seekingthestars]

JAPAN DOME TOUR GETS CHEERS AND FALLIN' FLOWER AND CALL CALL CALL AND DREAM AND HITORI JANAI AND FREAKIN HEAVEN'S CLOUD I'M GONNA CRY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#personal #quite literally crying rn #I LOVE ALL OF THESE SONGS SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭 #AND I PROBABLY CAN'T SEE THEM 😭😭😭😭😭 #i wanna do the online streaming SO BAD #but it's at 1am the morning of my 3rd thanksgiving roadtrip fiasco #so it would probably not be the best idea even though i would technically have time to watch it #and the delayed streaming is on a night that i already agreed to go see my friend's baby fejiaowfaw 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #BUT CHEERS AND DREAM AND HEAVEN'S CLOUD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #trying to decide how dead i think i'd be if i got up at 1am and watched a 3hr concert then maybe napped for like 2 hrs #then did a 7hr roadtrip and then went to work the next day #bc everything in my body is screaming that's a bad idea but my heart is really pulling for me to do it anyway #i mean i guess i could attempt to sleep in the car #usually i can't really sleep in the car well but– #THEY GOT THE HOLIDAY VERSION OF DARL+ING TOO AND AINOCHIKARA I DON'T NEED SLEEP

[rosicheeks]

😤

#idk why but usually when it hits the 1am mark #my munchies go WILD #right now I’m craving some pink starbursts #no other color #only pink pls #anywayyyyyyy #you guys should talk to me #and give me attention #maybe I’ll post a new pic later if I get enough attention and love #we will seeeeeee #shut up rosie

[philip-the-nickel]

you really couldnt have tagged spoilers? really cunt? thanks for ruining the biggest fucking twist for me you shithead

#Sorry about that #but also maybe avoid tumblr til you've watched something if spoilers are that big for you #there's no way to guarantee someone else will tag it #for instance I usually do tag but I forgot because it was like... 1am #also which show? Im guessing owl house but it could also be that movie I saw... a silent voice or something

[fazcinatingblog]

Good night Tumblr xx

#good night!!!!!!!! #i don't know why i post a poll at 1am lmao #i didn't know any other way to do this #dot points maybe #same thing #i just like the idea of betting on a reason for sophia's mood swings #could be anything!!!!!! #you just never know #it's usually me #I'm to blame

[toastsnaffler]

getting home from work and playing 5 straight hours of elden ring.... crops watered etc

#i love running around and hitting things with my big sword <3 #ive just been fucking around exploring im a bit op for the areas im in at the mo so can usually do the minibosses in 1 attempt #logging off cuz its 1am but im gonna do crucible knight next tmr i think. and then check i havent missed anything else before godrick #wait also i should do the weeping evergaol cuz i unlocked that but didnt go in.... #GOD there was this one horrid boss in one of the caves (i defeated first time but its moveset. scary shit in there) #and it did SO much blood damage by the time i defeated i was DRENCHED in red... ill share the screenshot tmr it was so funny #thal having a normal one. #ALSO i accidentally unlocked a lost grace near the very top of the map (stumbled into a transporter trap) and jesus CHRIST the map is BIG #originally it only showed a kind of square so i was thinking huh. ive actually covered a lot of it. but NOPE I HAVENT theres way way more #which is awesome :-) i was worried abt getting bored of it but nvm lol #i need to find a lvl 3 somber smithing stone as well theres gotta be one in these earlier areas SOMEWHERE..... #if not i have so many normal smithing stones i might just whack up the dismounter or whatever its called #the other curved greatsword i have. and just use that until i can upgrade bloodfang again #i wanna draw most of the main boss fights w my oc..... maybe. the designs are just all so gorg i keep getting distracted from the fights #ahhhh...... #its so nice having an active interest to hyperfixate on ive missed this sm #but damn i need to go to bed its half 1 ive been up since 6:30 im craaazy.. #goodnight every1 #.diaries

[piplupod]

oh my god ... i made it through the holidays with pmdd going on at the same time. christ. i should win an award or something honestly. someone should give me money for this. that's a fucking feat and a half.

#we're not celebrating Actual new years bc of work schedules #we did our new years family party tonight instead fhdjfkl #so i am freeee except for a family video call tomorrow for an hourish but thats tolerable usually #anyways YAY YIPPEE WAHOO I AM NOT DEAD !!!! I DID IT !!! I SURVIVED!!! ALL WHILE DEALING WITH PMDD AT THE SAME TIME !!! #im a fucking legend for that truly fhdkdl honestly it wasnt looking good there for a bit but by god i made it thru #and with no new split-offs afaik which is great fjdkdl maybe we have enough parts in the brain to handle this shit finally #please please please no more fjdksl #but goddamn im actually rly impressed i made it thru god fucking damn !!!!! thats crazy!!!! lowkey didnt think i would!!! yay!!! #idk if i actually feel happy abt it tbh but i am amazed at my ability to cling on i guess #okay i gotta stop thinking abt this now otherwise we're going to get into rocky territory and i dont wanna deal w that at 1am #but yay yippee wahoo hurray etc good for me way 2 go gold star on my nametag etc etc etc #pippen needs 2nd breakfast

[everymlmhybrid]

ok finished the ao3 wrapped spreadsheet <3 I read half as much fanfiction as last year which isn't surprising but also. i . i forgot how I did this last year. like idk how to make the graphs and organize the tags. just completely forgot.

#.txt #hm. maybe it's bc it's 1am so i'll try tomorrow i guessssss #but yeah 87 fics this year and 180 last year #GRANTED i'm shaving off maybe 10 bc i'm cutting it off at the beginning of november instead of midway through like usual #i've gone wildddd in november with fic & need to add a section to note the site for fic. so. starting that one fresh lol

[thethingything]

we've had a really bad migraine for a few days that was originally triggered by a panic attack and I guess just kept going because the air pressure is currently lower than a limbo pole in hell but anyway we had to take pain meds for it and the side effects kicked in way worse than usual and I think we've reached the weird point we sometimes hit where I start experiencing weird emotions over everything and after all that my head still hurts anyway

#personal #thoughts #🍬 post #vent post #we keep getting to like midnight or maybe 1am and suddenly feeling really weird and kinda shit anyway #but this definitely makes it harder to deal with #actually we get to about 10pm and start feeling weird but it's usually at its worst between 11pm and 1am #and that's been a thing for ages anyway and we don't really know why

[heich0e]

yuuji calls sukuna a lot.

it's almost like second nature to him now, muscle memory even, so many years since getting his first cellphone; any time he finds himself idle, maybe on his walk home after his part-time job, or on a break between his college classes, he picks up his phone and dials his older brother without thinking. they never talk about anything of importance—maybe just what yuuji did that day, or some gossip he overheard, or what the two of them should have that night for dinner—but he still makes the call.

sukuna always acts annoyed when he answers, greeting him with a characteristically terse 'yeah, what?' that yuuji never pays any mind to. but he still answers the call—at least most of the time—and that simple truth speaks volumes in and of itself.

sukuna's phone rings at a few minutes past 1am, and his little brother's name lights up the caller ID.

"yeah, what?" sukuna snaps groggily, holding his phone up to his ear. he'd passed out on the couch soon after he got home from work, a half-drunk and now room temperature can of beer left abandoned on the table in front of his spread knees. yuuji's babbling starts as soon as the call connects and his brother greets him, and it takes sukuna a moment to make sense of him.

"—'n now i can't finder!"

"the hell are you talking about, dumbass?" the elder of the two grumbles, scrubbing a hand across his face. his brother's voice is panicked and hard to understand.

"we got spliddup at the bar, 'n now i dunno where she is anymore—"

"don't know where who is? fuck, are you hammered?" sukuna complains, sitting himself upright on the sofa as he wipes sleep from the corner of his eyes, suddenly a bit more awake than he was when the phone first rang.

yuuji says your name with a croaking, worried voice, and sukuna sighs exasperatedly. he stares down pensively at the can of beer he forgot to drink on the coffee table, then his eyes flicker to a framed photo hanging on the wall across the room—the glass smudged, frame slightly crooked, and photograph sun-bleached from the years it's spent hanging there.

"just..." he grunts as he pushes himself up to his feet, "fuckin' send me the address and stay where you are, idiot."

it's not hard to find his little brother once he arrives to the address yuuji sent him—especially since the youngest itadori brother is waiting (as promised) right by the entrance of the familiar bar near the university campus where both you and yuuji attend classes. it's still busy for so late in the night, but the clubs are closed now and little bars like this are the only places still open. sukuna's not even sure what the difference is anyway, because the lights here are still dim and the music is loud and there are still people dancing off to one side of the establishment, so the distinction between the two seems tenuous if not entirely negligible. but as someone who's spent his fair share of nights in bars just like (and including) this one, he's usually not really one to complain.

but tonight's different.

yuuji is teetering a bit when his brother arrives—an unusual sight, considering he's usually pretty good at holding his liquor.

"shit, how much did you drink?" are the first words out of sukuna's mouth when he approaches.

the youngest itadori's cheeks are flushed as pink as his hair, and he grimaces in the wake of the eldest's question—he's always been a terrible liar, especially when it comes to his brother, so he doesn't even bother trying to deny it. sukuna doesn't wait for a response in any case, turning his head towards the thick of the crowd and letting his eyes scan through it.

he doesn't see you.

"where'd you see her last?" he asks, leaning towards his brother to be heard over the music.

"by the bar!" yuuji replies, raising his own voice to overcome the bass. "she said she was getting one last drink, but she never came back to the table."

yuuji's lip wobbles a bit as he concludes his sentence, but he sucks it quickly into his mouth and catches it between his teeth.

"and you looked for her?" sukuna asks again.

"all over," yuuji nods, letting his lip slip out from between the bite of his incisors to reply. "fushiguro's doing another lap. nobara's checking the bathrooms."

sukuna ruffles a hand through his hair, suddenly realizing it's probably a mess from his rudely-interrupted slumber. "maybe she just left or somethin'."

"she wouldn't do that, you know that," yuuji says firmly. there's an insistence burning behind his eyes as he looks to his older brother, and it's the most sober he's seemed all night.

sukuna rolls his eyes, even though he knows yuuji's right—you'd never leave on your own, much less without so much as a goodbye. the two of you have been joined at the hip for long enough he's almost surprised that yuuji wasn't able to find you with some weird telepathic form of echolocation. he swings an arm up over his little brother's shoulders pushing him down a little just to tease him, before using his grip to tug him towards the crowd.

"you track down that little sea urchin friend of yours and i'll take a look around. meet me back here in ten minutes or text me if you find that little pest, alright?"

the bar is harder to navigate the further in sukuna travels from the entrance, the bodies pressing closer together with every step he takes away from fresh night air. he's pissed off, but that's not out of character for him. he's more pissed off than he usually is, considering not even an hour before he'd been peacefully sleeping at home, and now he's glaring at some drunk college kid who just almost spilled their beer on him.

"move," he hisses through his teeth at the wide-eyed kid whose life he can practically see flashing through his eyes as he shoulders past him. sukuna would be lying if he said the look didn't improve his mood at least marginally.

as sukuna weaves through the bodies in the bar, his eyes don't stop looking for you. it's almost startling how quickly he can rule people out—how definitively he can say that someone is or isn't you with just a passing glance. he starts to doubt himself as he reaches the far corner of the bar and begins to round back towards the entrance, an annoying, grating irritation in the back of his mind. worry, maybe, if he were the type.

then he sees you.

just the faintest glimpse of your profile, caught behind the shoulder of the man who has you backed into a corner by a pillar, hidden mostly away from the crowd—at least as hidden as anyone can be in a place like this.

sukuna feels his lip curling into a furious sneer as he takes a step towards you—people move out of his path wordlessly as he trudges over to that dark corner where you're tucked away.

it's only when he gets a bit closer that he's able to read the lines of your body properly. you're teetering, just like yuuji had been—the two of you had probably enabled each other in your intoxication that night like the stupid kids sukuna knows you both to be. but you're also distinctly uncomfortable, pressed up against the wall as if to put as much distance between you and the man hovering over you as you possibly can. your eyes glance off to the side, like you're searching uselessly for an escape.

instead, they meet his.

"sukuna," you gasp out in surprise, and the man you're speaking to glances over his shoulder in confusion. he seems annoyed, and a bit nervous, when he spots the man (taller, and broader than he is) standing behind him with a scowl.

sukuna hears the relief in your voice when you say his name. reads it behind your glassy eyes.

"what are you doing here?" you ask, reaching out towards him clumsily.

the man in front of you puts a hand on your waist—possibly to steady you, more likely to stop you—and it makes sukuna see red.

"hands off," sukuna snaps, wrapping a hand around your upper arm and tugging you into his side away from the creep.

"who's this? you said you don't have a boyfriend," the kid asks you, jutting a thumb towards sukuna accusatorially.

you mumble something quietly in reply about him being yuuji's brother, tucking yourself a bit closer to sukuna as you say it.

"your brother?" he asks as his eyes squint in confusion, having clearly only caught part of your explanation. "you're ditching me for your brother?"

sukuna's anger flares again at the entitlement this little brat has the nerve to display so flagrantly. the older man's hand slips down to your waist on instinct, and then lower still to the curve of your ass, making a show of how his big hand grips into the flesh beneath it. you squeak quietly at the contact, turning and hiding your burning face against sukuna's chest. he keeps his hand right where it is.

the stranger's eyes widen at the inappropriate display before him and sukuna leans in close with a vicious, almost manic grin.

"we're very close."

#sukuna x reader #jjk drabble #jjk writing #big brother!sukuna

[hannieehaee]

desperately need scoups x brat reader where she’s somewhere she isn’t supposed to be and keep pushing his buttons 😫

18+ / mdi

content: dom!seungcheol, afab reader, smut, oral (f receiving), dry humping, penetrative sex, etc.

wc: 1510

a/n: thank u for requesting <333 hope u enjoy <3

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seungcheol was sure as hell what he was seeing wasnt true.

because if it was true, then that would mean you lied to him, and his pretty and sweet girl wouldnt do that to him, would she?

except it was true. there you were, in the background of one of your friends' stories as you downed a shot in the club.

it's not that seungcheol was over protective (okay, maybe a bit). he just cared too much for your safety. he knew that the scene during nighttime in the city could get a bit dangerous, so he just preferred you stayed home on days in which he had prior engagements and was not available to come pick you up in case something went awry. the both of you always agreed that that was reasonable enough, which always kept seungcheol at ease.

but today it seemed like you wanted to break the rules.

as he continued to watch the myriad of stories multiple of your friends had posted, he could always spot you peaking somewhere in the background; never really making a full appearance in the stories – almost as if you'd been attempting to make sure that seungcheol would not find out about your little rendezvous.

maybe his annoyance wouldnt have been as big if this had been just some random occurrence. maybe you'd just forgotten about your agreement or something. but seungcheol knew that wasnt the case. you had brought up the idea of going out on this specific sunday about a week ago, which seungcheol had sadly advised you against since he knew he'd be unavailable for the entirety of the day and would not even be able to make it home until the following night. you had agreed with ease and the subject was not brought up again after that.

the situation only got progressively worse as he saw more and more stories posted by multiple of your friends. as the minutes went by, more stories kept popping up, with your own eventually showing up on his feed.

now you were just being shameless about it, going as far as posting videos of yourself as you danced and drank with your friends, even at some point sending him a cute selfie of you with your makeup done and a dazed look on your face that indicated to him that you were most likely buzzed.

and now all seungcheol could do was sit there in confusion as he analyzed your behavior. had you purposely avoided the subject just so you could go back on your word and even go as far as to taunt him? that just would not do for seungcheol. no. now you were forcing him to take matters into his own hands. now he would have to leave the company earlier than expected and explain to his members that he'd be unable to stay the night at the dorms like they'd originally planned to do. all because you'd decided to be a brat.

~

he knew he had time to spare in arriving to your shared apartment. since you'd been out clubbing, he assumed that you would likely be back by 1am or so, so he made his way home at 12 and had a while to spare before you made your arrival.

he had not responded to your selfie in the way he usually would (with a variety of flirtatious messages in return), but had instead chosen to ice you out until he could receive you at home and deal with you face to face.

after your unanswered selfie, you had decided to occasionally send your boyfriend the occasional pouty emoji and teasing texts asking him if he was mad and if he was going to 'deal with you' when he came back the following night. pleased with knowing you weren't expecting him home tonight, he put his phone aside and calmly waited for you to arrive, already thinking of how he would put you in your place.

only a few minutes later and he could hear voices coming from the hallway, likely you bidding your friends goodbye before distractedly making your way inside.

you hadn't noticed at first, only jumping back when you'd already put your purse and coat down and making your way into the living room.

"holy fuck! jesus christ, cheol. announce your presence next time, you almost killed me."

"really? that's all you have to say to me? i cut my day short and endure your brattiness and this is how you greet me?", things weren't off to a good start.

"baby ... cmon. i just went out for a few hours. it's fine! nothing happened," you approached him with a cheeky smile, wrapping your arms around his shoulders.

"you said you'd stay home, then proceeded to go out and tease me about it. that's not really my definition of fine", he let you grab onto him despite his annoyance, even wrapping his own arms around your frame.

"i only did that so you'd know where i was. i didnt wanna worry you ..."

"oh? so you were being good? are you sure about that, angel?"

"mhm, scout's promise," you gave him a childish grin.

"baby, you were never a scout."

"still! im sorry, cheollie ... didn't mean to make you mad."

"but i feel like maybe you did ..", his arms squeezed you even closer to him, eyes a little dark.

"well, about that ..."

"hah, so you did want to make me mad, huh? any particular reason for that, angel?", he saw this as the perfect opportunity to start running his hands up and down your body, which was clad in a tiny little dress he had yet to see on you.

"j– just wanted your attention, that's it!"

"oh, you have it. and you're gonna have even more of it."

no further words were spoken as he quite literally swallowed them into his mouth as he kissed you. he showed no mercy in the way his tongue snuck into your mouth and his strong arms manhandled you all the way into your shared bedroom, shredding your sad excuse of a dress off on the way.

"want my attention, baby? well, now you're gonna have it all night."

he kissed you again and again, eventually laying you down on the bed as he made his way down between your legs.

pressing light kisses along your thighs, seungcheol drank in your whines for more, knowing that your pleasure was in the hold of his hand and that only he could decide when you'd finally receive any type of stimulation.

"cheollie, just ..."

"just what?", he licked so so close to where you wanted him, but still not enough.

"kiss me ..."

"kiss you where, baby? here?", he pressed a fleeting kiss to your weeping cunt and accompanied it with a flick of his tongue.

he repeated this action a few times as you whined for more, adoring the way you mewled his name.

unexpectedly, seungcheol then got up and fully separated himself from your cunt, now throwing off his own clothes to join you on the bed. that's when he caught your adorable look of annoyance at him.

"oh, you thought a brat would get her pussy eaten? are you new here, baby? all you get is my cock, and whether you cum or not is not my problem."

with that, he entered you, making you cry at the sudden intrusion before allowing you a few moments to get used to his size inside you.

his groans and praises at your tightness could not be helped even when he meant to punish you. even knowing that you had been disobedient and a brat (and that you had lied to him), he still wanted nothing more than for you to cum with him, which was why he began angling himself in a way that he knew would hit that special spot that always had you wailing his name and leaving scratch marks on his back.

as expected, you became delirious as he fucked his cock into you, begging for more and more despite already taking on his brutal pace.

"be thankful for what i'm already giving you, brat," he thrust extra hard as he said this, making you arch your back and pressing your nude chest against his own.

seungcheol's punishing pace only sped up with time, soon arriving to its crescendo as his body begged him for release, with your own orgasm following his as his hand went down to caress your clit.

he fell exhausted next to your own limp body, barely able to hold you against him as the two of you caught your breaths.

"angel, just ask me to come with you next time, jesus", he chuckled breathlessly.

"then how am i supposed to get you to throw me around like this?"

"you have a chronic case of being a brat. i think we need to fix that", he turned to you, beginning to feel you up once more.

"hmm. yeah, i think so too," you giggled in the return, clearly very into the idea.

#seventeen fanfic #seventeen x reader #svt fanfic #svt x reader #seventeen #svt #seventeen imagine #seventeen oneshot #seventeen smut #svt smut #svt imagines #svt oneshot #seungcheol oneshot #seungcheol smut #seungcheol imagines #seungcheol scenarios #seungcheol fanfic #seungcheol x reader #scoups smut #scoups scenarios #scoups fanfic #scoups x reader #scoups oneshot

[improbable-outset]

📄 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐂𝐨𝐝𝐞:

𝐒𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐇𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐎’𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐇𝐂…

Hey it’s 1am here in the UK and I don’t have a valentine themed fic. So have this set of HC of my AU series that I’ve been working on instead. There is a mix of wholesome and spicy HC. I’m too lazy to put it in an undercut so minors DNI 🔞

𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

Scientist Husband!Miguel that will rant about his day in the lab to you. You love hearing him vent to you if he had a terrible day or ramble about an exciting discovery he had made.

Scientist Husband!Miguel that will come home to you from a hard works day in the lab. He likes to rest his head between your thighs while his wife massages his scalp. He melts completely under your tender touch. Your fingers are very soft and soothing.

Scientist Husband!Miguel that will receive small love notes or doodles that are packed with his lunch from his wife. Sometimes even spicy messages if you’re feeling risky. They tend to end with him coming back home and fucking you on the nearest surface. Most likely the couch or kitchen counter top.

Scientist Husband!Miguel that will receive a personalised lab coat with his name on it from you, either as a birthday gift or an anniversary present. He now wears it in the lab everyday since.

Scientist Husband!Miguel that will involve you when he’s designing gadgets and weapons to be used by the Spider Society. He values your input when brainstorming the prototypes.

Scientist Husband!Miguel that will have a personal gym right next to his lab where he would work out and train to maintain his strength and combat skills. This includes a high-tech simulation drill that replicate various combat scenarios to aid and enhance his quick thinking and problem solving abilities.

Scientist Husband!Miguel that will have his wife watch him work out from the sidelines. You would admire the determination etched on his face. Maybe even steal a quick kiss in between sets. Sometimes you would sit on the rooftops while Miguel would do his usual web slinging endurance, navigating the city skyline from building to building as part of his training.

Scientist Husband!Miguel that will fuck you good when he knows he won’t be home for a few days because of a mission in another dimension. He’ll make sure he reaches every crevice deep inside you. You’ll feel a dull ache from the way he stretched out your walls— a reminder of that passionate night and of your husband’s temporary absence. He doesn’t like using toys, he’d rather use his hands and dick do all the work.

Scientist Husband!Miguel that loves to kiss you all over and talk about the function of each part of your body while praising you and telling you how perfect your are. He loves teasing your erogenous areas to increase your serotonin levels and see how much you would fall apart under his touch.

Scientist Husband!Miguel that will receive a blow job from you as he tries to explain the make reproductive system OR while he talks about his day at work to you. He’s lucky to have you help him with his pent up stress.

Scientist Husband!Miguel that probably keeps a track of your period. For research, of course. After you got off your birth control pills, it’s his responsibility to track when your fertility window takes place so he can breed you at the right time.

Scientist Husband!Miguel that is over the moon when you both find out that you are finally pregnant. Of course he would admire the changes of your body while you’re growing his child. He will eagerly share insight about the embryonic development and the hormonal changes, deepening the intimate connection you both already share.

Scientist Husband!Miguel that will admire the changes of your body and will develop a serious lactation kink. He’ll feed from your breast from time to time…for science obviously. He’s just increasing your oxytocin levels so you can produce more milk for your baby daughter. Duh.

Scientist Husband!Miguel that will help his daughter with her schoolwork. I know he will probably put extra effort when it comes to her school science project and will probably be more committed to it than her. He just wants what’s best for her.

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baking a cake sounds easier than cooking a steak bc if I fuck it up we can still eat strawberries and whipped cream and call it a day

#also im trying to not be toxic but this girl from work he keeps telling me about is starting to get more and more comfy in the car #and the car is mine also im like considering being mean and taking it back so their sweaty asses can be in his suzuki with no aircon #instead of my dirty jeep with a broken tire sensor but a working ac #nothing bad or sus has happened really #but they went out all as work friends and he was her ride there and then he took her home after #and then she invited him in for like a few minutes to give him a bday gift and he was there for like 20 minutes #and im like ok.... i trust you but this is so fucking weird idk if i like it #idk her at all i dont even know what she looks like #maybe if i met her id be like ok yeah whatever bc i wouldnt care if it was mutual friends bc like #i know them #btw the invire was like at 12:30 and i had called him to check in bc he gets out of work at 10 and usually texrs me like to check in #and he didnt answer bc he was with her #and im like hmmmm #i honestly need to just talk to him abt it i think #also that girl needs rides home like the only thing was the like oh come in come in shit like breh its 1am let my bf go home he lives #in hookerville where ppl get killed at 3pm on a wednesday