#maybe I am just pathetic

[skretri]

the silly pathetic guy ♡

#honestly . i am more like a incelbur fictionkin or irl but i dont want to admit kt #i always say “noo i am not him i am not that stupid pathetic guyyyy” but then i am acting like him and im like “oh shit well maybe i am?” #i hate him so much(bc he's so me and i HATE IT) #it's a slash jay btw #i love him so much #but I don't want to be EXACTLY LIKE HIMMM ARHGGGG #that's it . I just wanted you guys to know this hgshshg #now i want to use incelbur in every team group or just anything #fanart #my art #incelbur #simpbur #bursona

[pansyfemme]

one of the most infurating replies to my fat catboy post is someone saying they prefer men who are frail and weak. baby i can do that and also be fat

#i am incredibly weak i just have some fat on me what are you saying #frail as a word just means ‘weak and delicate’ but ppl associate it with skinniness #maybe im just pathetic. what about that

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i swear i have the body of a 50 yr old. i did something mildly active for less than an hour today and my back Aches. who authorized this

#my back: oughhhh im so weak you need to lay down and be still for ten hours #honey i do not have the patience nor the time for that #i am chugging this soup and then im Really Fuckin Crunching The Packing & Cleaning #my mother gets here at like 2 am and i want to get shit done before she arrives #so that i can be told i did a good job for once in my damn life #sorry that was pathetic! #i actually am just a spiteful creature that wants to prove that Hey. maybe i can be relied upon this one time #bet she expects to get here to see an absolute mess w/ not nearly enough packed #JOKES ON YOU FUCKER IM DOIN IT ALL ON MY OWN #i got shit done Without you. ha! #also i want to go whale watching tomorrow #i need to be on the water... i need it.... big aminal please... #rambles from the bog #i feel so. Independent. and tired #took the cats to the vet all on my own. got them a prescription. rode in two ubers and made casual conversation both times #completely fumbled a brief interaction with a really cute girl who was definitely outta my league #me: wants to talk to cute girl. if she offers to get the door for you say Yes #brain: look at the floor. ignore her. say 'no ive got it' when she offers to get the door for you #sobbing and wailing. totally won otherwise lmao #my cats were so good!!! they were so sweet and they Listened! #they stayed on the weighing plate & let their claws be clipped #they were so friendly and nice and WELL BEHAVED WHAT WAS THAT #when i try to clip their claws i get squirmy mc wormie and little miss war crimes #i walk away with new scars and nothin to show for it #but noooo. vets do it and not a peep. not a single wriggle. no hisses or meows. just hangin out #man. at least my cats are comfy enough with me to be up front w their desires #fuckin fakers... beautiful sweet well behaved fakers.... #the vets absolutely loved them btw. all three people that were in the room loved how sweet my little critters were <3 #i am Proud tbh

[victorie552]

Why did Morgoth steal the Silmarils? Because he was jealous of the attention Feanor and Silmarils were getting of course, and because SHINY!! NEED HAVE!!TM, we know this, we use it, it's in the text.

What I feel we're missing on are the implications of 400 years of Morgoth wearing jewels blessed by the girl who rejected him famously before the Creation of Arda.

#silmarillion #silm #morgoth #Varda #silmarils #I just think it opens up whole new levels of Morgoth's loserdom #I also find it funny that Varda's hallowing of Silmarils could make them MORE desirable for him #he's stealing his unrequied crush's stuff #(except it wasn't her stuff. it was Feanor's. But Morgoth probably couldn't steal anything else from her house.) #(...or maybe he did. Anyway that's headcannon let's make him more pathetic) #cringe #I did not go on Morgoth/Varda ao3 page before making this post if it was largery disscussed before I am sorry I am uneducated #I mean I am laughing at the man but you can make it romantic in fic

[moving-to-dreamwinged]

OKAY REMAKE IS HAPPENING SOON MAYBE NEXT WEEKISH💯💯

#tbh just realized something that makes me think it's 100% the right move #ive noticed i won't post writing anymore or things that seem like theyll get interaction bc share accounts probably will see it and interac #and all love to them i support from a distance yk but interacting w sharers just makes me feel so so uncomfy #so i like. have unconciously been barring myself from doing What I Made This Blog To Do bc of it sjhfbndshf #ik that sounds so pathetic like why am i SCARED TO POST ABOUT JPEGKISSING but 😭 #ik i could just block too but i feel bad doing it now and theres so many other reasons to remake i thinks it better to just start fresh #AUGH. sorry im sucha. non-confrontational anxious loser idiot but uhmm. YEAH NEW AND IMPROVED DREAMWINGED SOON #maybe not dreamwinged we'll see. #AWUEHRAFKJFAS #.mei chats

[kimjunnoodle]

@imitationdrow

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#lmao the audio is very quiet #i downloaded garage band just for you to distort the audio 😂 merry birthmas holiday #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #im back to shitposting 🗣️🗣️🗣️ #did i spend 30 mins of time i should have been working trying to figure out how to import the file to GB...? #only to then just record it off my phone like a loon. no.. maybe #look this is art and i am but a humble artist #i love the idea that one of the steel watch is just programed to play this for him lmaooo #poor guy #the whole city hates him for his girl boss antics and pathetic vibes #flashing tw

[mmikmmik2]

Presumably Philip recognized Lilith pretty quickly after meeting her for the second time - he saw her face and heard Luz say her real name. Luz had introduced them as aunt and niece, and it seemed to me like Belos didn't realize Luz was a human until he met her again in the future. So it would have seemed possible, maybe even likely, to him that Luz could be Eda's biological kid.

Belos through the years squinting at Lilith like, "so what's the deal with your sister. is she still single" with slowly increasing urgency

#the owl house #i am picturing a crack fic about belos getting penstagram to stalk eda #just watching eda's lifestyle and her commitment-phobia like 'should I be worried about this' #belos: maybe luzura is a child of a friend of lilith who is close enough to think of her as an aunt #belos: (looks at lilith's pathetic social life) no. that can't be it either. #REALLY outrageous crack fic: belos wondering if he should be shipping raeda. for the sake of the future. #belos did arrange for lilith to get her time pool detector back #so he was thinking about ways to actively ensure the loop closed properly

[bleachbleachbleach]

We meant to do this (literally) 896 days ago, but we finally chose a Tumblr theme! And wrote a new pinned post, which is a thing we intended to create before Cour 1 of TYBW aired. Merely one year and two cours later, a new pinned exists!

I am so jazzed about the new theme and pinned; it's like a homemakeover. I keep opening up our own blog just to look at it.

#maybe a little pathetic how jazzed we are by this but I AM SO JAZZED #we are also almost done answering all the asks in our inbox from the last 11 months! #no brain just bleach

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Anybody else slowly disassociating more and more as you slowly lose all of your touchstones in this world?

#it can't be just me right #also i am stoned and can't sleep why is it already past 2am damn #disassociation #no close family any more #one half sister where we have a weird relationship because i basically raised her for a while #so when we're around each other we just remind each other of our horrific childhoods and various mental health issues from that #all of my friends either live too far away are too busy with their own lives and loves (understandable) or have just forgotten me #starting to feel like I imagined that whole fling with d #but geez it'd be pretty pathetic if even a romance I made up in my head didn't end up with someone choosing me #then again I have trouble enjoying fantasies too far from the realm of possibility and maybe it's just not realistic to have someone want me #as more than a passing entertainment lol #anyway every day i feel less like a real person and more like a ghost or something imaginary or like a stranger in my own body #dang man i wish i could afford therapy i probably could use some huh #although my last therapist was pretty lackluster honestly #mental health #life of faye

[gently-decaying-flowers]

oh….

#char’s diary #i want love so bad it’s pathetic #i want love so bad i’m a whiny baby #i want love so bad yet i can’t keep a crush or a friend or anything to save my life #i want love and i don’t know why i can’t feel it #i know i know #i love my friends #AND I DO #i love them so much #but there’s something i crave about a romantic relationship #there just is #maybe that makes me selfish #idk #but it’s not like it’ll happen for me anytime soon anyway #no one even knows who i am #and if i were to be in a relationship i’d have to come out #everything is on hold #my whole life has been put on hold #just till i get out of this house #just till i get a job #just till i transition #will i ever stop waiting? #will i ever be free of the things holding me back? #will i always have a barrier #will i always be forced to wait #just until #will i ever be content? #is it too much to ask to just feel happy and comfortable

[soldier-poet-king]

I need to be weirder. I need to hang out/talk with more intensely weird and deeply genuine people, and more frequently

#franposting #apropos of me being weirder and more terrible and more honest lately #and it feels. good? mentally clearer. more at peace #this isnt some oh small talk is bullshit nonsense #it has a place! we need socisl scripts to be polite and function sometimes! #i am simply saying that i personally have spent far too long being the idea of a person. the mask of one #that i want to start being a real person. my pinocchio ass out here like #people pleasing out of fear needs to stop. you can be unsettling. babe. babe its okay. you can laugh ugly and loud and be strange #and too intense and think too much and say strange things #and the world wont end. you can be a person warts and all #it is so weird. and also lowkey pathetic that i am only realizing this now aged 27 #like. my fear didnt make me more palatable or more loved. #it just made me lonely AND more depressed #i might still be isolated and lonely and offputting. but at least i can laugh at myself in joy in the meanwhile #idk if that makes any sense but it does to me so maybe thats all that matters for this post #ANYWAY everyone who ive been talking w lately #(yall know who u are) #im like. thank u. thank u

[planet4546b]

genuinely feel more sick than i’ve felt since i was a kid and i cannot call out bc the bakery is EXTREMELY weird about taking time off and they would kill me .this sucks

#pers #there’s just one other baker in today and she would lose it if i left her alone #so i am in some sort of saw trap. gonna knock back some dayquil and pray to fucking god it works #and maybe if i look pathetic enough they’ll let me go home early. THIS SUCKS

[artiopoda]

marine bio job applications will be like you have two degrees and thesis and 5 years work experience + 3 years other work experience that is still relevant + 8 billion special boy awards . have u ever thought of working as an ice cream truck assistant and also going and fucking yourself

#ten rejections deep into the pathetic boy sauce #and all ive been applging to is minimum wage internships #please on my hands and knees. employment gods #anythign relevant.... anything at all...... #ICE CREAM TRUCK ASSISTANT IS A FINE JOB BTW #like im not here shitting on the ice cream truck drivers of the world u live beautiful beautiful lives #but i googled 'fish job' in a fit of desperation and that is just not a fish biology job #maybe my standards are too high . i coudl work at a fish and chip shop #i could be a fish fileter #i coudl stack pallets of fish #<- all jobs i have looked at tonight #i am in the trenches they are made of fish

[shitbrainratface]

Kids don't even have family computers anymore! Give them a break!

*"Capitalists depend on us relying on them" here specifically is about websites slowly converting to be only useable on mobile, making the "family computer" unneeded and have people only rely on their phones. Less and less children are being given opportunities to learn how to use a computer and customize their online experience. Only accessing the internet through your phone also gives more tracking opportunities, which kids are being taught to think of as unavoidable and not care about.

#I was one of those kids who's teachers struggled not to laugh at because I couldn't understand basic concepts despite starting out confident #I am vagueposting but trust me I am aware that I do not know anything about that teacher & how they teacg #i could tell that my teachers thought i was pathetic but maybe that person's tone was light hearted and I misread it #maybe OP wasnt even blaming the children themselves but I could tell some people in the comments were #once a week I just see a new ''if someone is ignorant or annoying its because they are bad and deserve to be mocked'' and i dont like it #NOT saying that was the original poster's message - but some people definitely took it that way #computer literacy