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tmntheadcanons · 6 months
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tmnt 2003 headcanons: bedrooms
Leo:
Neat, organized and clean. The vibes are pristine
His room is a place where he can go to meditate or strategize so he has everything organized for maximum focus
I feel like he would have good lighting too lots of candles and soft lights
Leo doesn’t have a lot of clutter, but he has a shelf or desk where he’s got some sentimental items displayed, something like birthday gifts or old toys. He just likes having them out where he can see them because he’s a big softie.
His room smells nice I feel like he would have a diffuser or use excessive amounts of scented candles
And he has his weapons wall because also he’s a show off and it looks cool.
Donnie:
Organized chaos
His room is a disaster it is cluttered with half-finished projects, scrapped papers and blue-prints, tools and broken appliances/computers he found in the junkyard that he’s saving for spare parts. I think he keeps a lot of this stuff in the lab but it bleeds over into his bedroom.
But he knows where everything is
And if someone tries to clean it up for him he goes feral. That’s HIS mess.
His room isn’t dirty though it’s just cluttered
Not conducive to a relaxing environment, Donatello shame on you.
zero regard for interior design
Has a sick desk set up though. The only clean part of his room is the massive, cia level computer set up
Raph:
It isn’t clean, but it isn’t nearly as bad as Donnie or Mikey’s rooms. He’s got stuff thrown on the ground or just kind of tossed wherever but he has a lot less clutter than they do.
He does have a designated relaxation corner where he’s got a giant arm chair for reading, knitting or napping. It’s a torn up, probably broken, ugly recliner, but it’s comfy and he loves it. He’s also got a bookshelf and a basket of yarn/work-in-progress knitting projects.
but then the rest of his room looks like an apocalypse bunker he’s got workout equipment, a locker for his weapons and his bike riding gear.
I could see him having a few posters up
Mikey:
Exactly what you’d expect it to be. It’s a disaster.
every surface is covered with takeout containers
But his room has a very cozy vibe. He’s got tons of posters and lights taped to the walls. He’s always got music playing when he’s hanging out in there. I feel like he would have a little tv in his room so he can sit at the end of his bed and play video games.
He’s got so much random, weird decor that he found and kept because he thought it was funny
His video game and comic book collections are displayed on a shelf and that’s the only organized part of his room.
But it’s a hangout spot
His bed hasn’t been made in at least 5 years
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vibke · 3 days
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My holidays are over, now I won't have that much time to draw (TヘT)
However, because of that i decided to post some more accurate information about how the Vanilla's new physiology works, since before that there were only some interesting facts. Here is the same pic but with silly notes (ノ*°▽°*)
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Sooooo, what the hell has happen?
Basically,
Shadow Milk cookie infused a substantial amount of his life magic into Pure Vanilla cookie, fundamentally transforming his essence to mirror that of milk itself, establishing a familial connection between them. Milk, being a pristine wellspring of vital energy, sustains himself internally without the need for external sources, unlike Vanilla, who must assimilate the life force of other cookies to thrive. This absorption can only be achieved by consuming another cookie alive, with the intensity of their suffering directly correlating to the energy garnered.
The constant expenditure of this vital energy is essential for Vanilla's survival, yet it can also be deliberately harnessed for magical purposes. Also existing in the physical realm demands a higher energy expenditure compared to the void. Vanilla feels hungry all the time, regardless of the energy level. Despite the persistent gnawing hunger, Vanilla exercises restraint, indulging in consumption only as a last resort when energy levels dwindle perilously low.
When the energy level reaches this point or when grievously wounded, Vanilla's sanity unravels, plunging him into a frenzied state where he indiscriminately attacks and devours any cookie in sight, save for Milk. Even at maximum energy capacity, this ravenous frenzy persists, transforming Vanilla into a feral being devoid of speech, reveling in the carnage and suffering inflicted upon others. Respite from this state is only achieved once energy peaks and no viable targets remain for consumption.
However, a glimmer of hope resides in Lily's voice, capable of momentarily grounding Vanilla and averting complete loss of control, hinting at a potential emotional tether that may offer salvation. The preservation of memory and knowledge during these frenzied episodes contrasts starkly with the loss of coherent communication, replaced by primal vocalizations akin to predatory animals.
Taking all this into account, Vanilla's main goal is to prevent loss of sanity. If, even in a wild state, Vanilla cannot find and eat anyone, or if he is killed, then his physical shell will collapse. However, the symbiotic relationship between Vanilla and Milk ensures their physical shells can regenerate using the vital energy of the other upon destruction, rendering their demise nearly impossible. This makes the destruction of each of them almost impossible, since they both have to be killed within a fairly short period of time. Milk as a whole is not set up to lose, and Vanilla enters a state of savagery when seriously injured, so you need to try hard to kill two at once. Vanilla predominantly resides in the void, emerging sporadically to hunt in the outside world to conserve energy, while Milk adopts a congenial demeanor, advocating for joint dominance in the world, a proposition Vanilla resists.
The psychological toll of wanton violence and senseless slaughter weighs heavily on Vanilla, compelling compliance in the face of Milk's dominance, exacerbated by the threat of descending into unrestrained savagery when resisting. The trauma inflicted by brutal acts of violence reinforces Vanilla's obedience, believing himself unworthy and trapped in a cycle of submission.
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songbird-oracle · 2 months
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Live thoughts watching Fantasy High Junior Year episode 5
Spoilers ahead
Im so nervous already about Cassandra
These dudes getting swole
It IS spicy tonight in the dome
Screaming
I WANT A BOGGY KISS
OH FUCK SHES HOLD MONSTERING KRISTEN
THE SECURITY COMING THROUGH OH SHIT
“Do you want me to kill that guy for you 👀” vibes
OH NO PLEASE NO NIGHTMARE KING OH NO OH NO
I’m Shittering my pants rn
No not the girlies!
Located in the astral mall, This place has *everything*. Ripped valley girls, a goddess and prophet and familiar going through a very tumultuous time in their relationship, a frog wearing a paper hat, and a weird ass clock
I live for the hangman banter
Oml I love the Yarrbucks coffee art
LOU HOLY SHIT
BOX OF DOOM DC5!? The stakes are seriously so high though
Okaaaaaaaay 13 works ig
“Does she need scratchies?”
Wooo Murph!!
THE STAR TALKS!?
I love Emily’s reaction to “banging out a 1st level spell”
Riz sadly flossing
Oh no Kristen oh no Cassandra!
No stop attacking Cassandra!!!!
🎶non-a-crits🎶
Thank goodness no failures
Break it up guys come ooooooooon
Damn, man needs strudel with sauce at a time like this
Profiling the minis 🤣
NOT THE TAP DANCING
“I don’t think you’re scared, I think you’re mad. And that’s okay” I’m sobbing
YES THE FUCKING SECURITY DETAIL
Kristen is so low, oh no
A 0 initiative 🥲
FUCK THIS IS WHAT RAGHS MOM ABSORBED!?!? Gorgug is the greatest wizard of our time
Abjurative grammar is prescriptive. Iykyk.
I knew the DC would be high
NAT 20 BEARDSLEY IN THE FUCKING HOUUUUUUUSE
YESSSSS HEALED CASSANDRA 😭
Oh fuck oh fuck bad stars
Let it out Cassandra, feel your feelings
Oh my goodness, philosophers scone
OOP PAUL BLART INTERGALACTIC MALL COP
It’s not the nightmare king??????
41 damage each, damn Adaine
We aren’t even half way through guys
BAHAHAHAHAHHA playful picking on Riz
Mass dispelling?? Damn
????? TUMMY ACHE SURVIVOR????
THE SHRIMP!!!!!!
Why is Fig a walking embodiment of Murphy’s law rn???
WHAT THE FUCK
NO NO NO DID GILEAR STEAL HER LUCK??????
IS THIS QUADRANGLE FUCKERY??????
Okay it’s just a curse
WAIT WHAT???
Cloaca why 😂
Whoopsies, shattered the shatter star
Oh fuck, rage Adaine is scary dude
Is this some rage and revenge deity??
Anyone but Conor
BAHAHAHAHAHA “no no, this is gonna happen”
“Stay hot Conor”
NOT KALINA NO
RAGH??????
Not the shimmy
WHAT IS KALINAS AC
44 DAMAGE??
Old Fabian
Legend has it the wizard is still waiting for his strudel with sauce
WHAT THE FUCK NO NOT CASSANDRA NO NO NO
“Unfortunately stop flossing”
COMPELLED DUEL ON KALINA OH FUCK
3!!!!! Woooooo!!!!!
Worst mall cop ever, Paul Blart would never
🤣 “is that not property damage??”
I’m so scared for Cassandra guys
Kristen and Cassandra are down oh no 🥲
BARDIC SHRIMPSPIRATION
NO NAT ONE NO NOOOOOOOO
Somewhere Katja Cleaver is raging because Conor Counterspell said he hates horses
A ball. Not *the* ball
ARMOR ZOMBIE AND LICH IM LIVING FIR THESE NAMES
Bards and Noble 🤣
Kristen coming in with the hugs
Box of doom has been working hard this episode
Shake out the bad ones
Screaming crying throwing up
I can’t look
Dammit Murph
Ecaf again
“What are you talking about girlieeeee?”
Brendan’s stare scares me
FUCK
Strudel for the win Girlie!!!
“One more roll girlie 🤪”
Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no circle of death oh no
COUNTERSPELL MY BELOVED
“How old are you” “45” “gross”
WAIT WHAT TIME REVERSE TO- TEN SECONDS
Conor, you’re the best secret service agent ever
WHAT????? WHERES CASSANDRA??????
WHAT????????
I’m so fucking scared right now
Wait is Cassandra a triple goddess? Like how Hekate is a triple goddess, is Cassandra one? Cause Cassandra, Nightmare king, and a divine thing that isn’t a different divinity?
I want to enjoy “we got that bad boy buttered” but I can’t 🥲
Dead stare 🥲
I love Hangman 🥹
Feral Murph
NAT 20 SHRIMP JUMP
Thousand yard stare
Best shrimp jump ever
Maximum legend
That’s right, kick flip the system
Fuck KandyKorn Lullaby
See you at Basrars, I’ll be sobbing into my ice cream
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the-owl-house-takes · 6 months
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character hotness rankings are IN !!!!!!!!!!!!
belos: 10/10. literally nothing could convince me to lower that number. somehow all the sexualities at once. somehow both a top and bottom at once. attractive voice, relaxed demeanor, gorgeous hair. the evilness is a plus. (magical in its forbiddenality.)
titan: 10/10. absolutely feral for this big ass creature of a man. and DO i mean 'big ass'. could probably snap any of his partners like a twig. for those looking to get into metallurgy, ship him with belos for maximum heat. your standard bear.
piniet: 9.5/10. for those undiscerning viewers who might struggle to recall this individual - this was the hot evil lizard man from the fanfiction-book-writing episode. fucking obsessed with his voice and you just can't go wrong with lizards. your standard token scaly.
eda: 9/10. she's hot for sure, with an attractive voice and gorgeous hair as well. points off bc she gives too many shits about children. (possibly i like milfs only in theory, not in practice.) but she regains points bc of her harpy form. gawd dayum!
darius: 9/10. suffers much the same fate as eda, in that he's hot normally with an extra hot super form, but unfortunately he cares about kids. your standard gay hunk.
warden wrath: 8/10. hot af in the first episode. good banter with eda as well. points off since he becomes pathetic later on. your standard himbo.
bump: 7.5/10. just a touch too old for my tastes, but he has a great voice and is just generally pretty attractive. competent, too. solid man.
camila: 7/10. manny was a lucky man.
alador: 6.5/10. i like him more than his exwife but he doesn't care enough about his children. still, your standard moderately hot dilf.
salty: 6/10. again, no shade to those who don't remember. this was the pirate guy from the selkidomus hunting ep. he was actually reasonably hot. nothing nuclear, but i'd prob smash if i was at sea with him for a while.
odalia: 5.5/10. good level of evilness present, but she just isn't my style. nothing 'gainst her though.
raine: 5/10. your perfectly average gnc twink.
lilith: 5/10. she just looks like a regular person to me, sorry.
terra: 2.5/10. she's just kind of old and not hot. points for evil i guess.
statistics characters rated: 14 total hotness: 100.5/140 (71.78% potential hotness achieved) average hotness: 7.18/10
thanks for reading
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cakechako · 9 months
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it’s funny to me that in trigun98 knives comes off as intimidating and a bit unhinged (and a little ugly) on a good day but like some weird, feral, creepy creature on any other day. as for tristamp knives, he’s definitely some cryptid level being, the kind of description you hear about in urban legends meant to send chills down your spine. but trimax knives is on a whole other level. he’s an eldritch horror, a thing borne from nightmares cuz like have you seen all the ways he appears in maximum? absolutely crazy. some neon genesis evangelion type shit
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reallyromealone · 2 years
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Hey Rome! 😊
So I love ❤️ your omega verse content, especially your series, but I also like the fic where the omega gets sold out (kinda) to Bonten and they find out it's their soul mate
I would really like a part 2 becuz it has so much potential👌
Don't feel pressured, and stay hydrated!!
Bye👋
Hello!
That's so lovely of you to say!
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(Name) sat awkwardly in the car, on high alert as be was surrounded by the men who were apparently his fated mates, as beautiful as they were he wouldn't ignore that they were ready to sell him an hour ago...and now here he was sandwiched between Ran And Koko, the two playing with his hair and trying to seduce him.
But it just made his Omega more stressed.
His Omega didn't care who they were professionally, all it new was that they met their soulmates and said soulmates did something to make it sad.
All he wanted to do was nest...
"Such a pretty little thing... To think we almost sold our soulmate... It's gonna be difficult sharing you though... But I'm sure you can handle it darling" Rans voice was like cotton in his ears, (name) not wanting to particularly think about the implications of his words "nest..." (Name) mumbled out as his stress levels rose, stress permiating off him in heavy waves as his body battled with itself.
One one hand these are his soulmates, people literally designed to be his perfect partners.
On the other hand these men almost sold him and run the most feared crime syndicate in the country.
He struggled not to loose control, stress far to high as he began wavering "hm? Are you alright darling?" Koko asked, watching the omega sway as his scent made the car reek of stress and fear and the alphas had struggles they didn't normally have with omegas, they could barely restrain themselves from soothing and calming the omega, crooning slightly to try and get his attention as they practically pumped soothing pharamones but all it did was make the omega hiss and curl into himself.
They didn't know what to do as the omega became more stressed and before they knew it he dropped.
Their Omega had a drop.
"Shit shit shit!" Kakucho said sitting across from (name), barely catching him before bringing him into his lap, the omega limp deadweight in his arms as he checked his pulse.
They couldn't understand why they cared so much for an Omega, they never cared this much before... Was this the affects of a soulmate?
Wild.
They rushed back to HQ, the strange feeling of dread deep within them all --- hell even Mikey looked stressed out.
They were really struggling with the affects of a soulmate.
Their private doctor took some tests, checked his vitals among various things "good news, minus stress he's in perfect health but you're all going to want to be incredibly careful for a while, a drop is no laughing matter for an Omega... If they don't relax after one it could lead to an omega sleep" the doctor explained seriously as the men took in the information, an omega sleep was incredibly dangerous; it was essentially a form of coma omegas could go into if neglected or stressed enough and if not handled would starve themselves to death.
"I recommend being slow with him, soft tones and try not to stress him out with loud sounds or sudden movements, he may come out in his omega state so be ready for that and make sure you have nesting materials ready for him" the doctor wrote this all down for the men as Koko put in an order for nesting matierals "nesting is vital for an omega and remember, don't go in without permission unless you want him to gouge your eyes out" the doctor said seriously, the men looking confused at their words but a few who have dealt with omegas in the past... They know damn well what omegas could do.
A feral omega can be stronger than an alpha and more stubborn than a mule.
"Noted..." Takeomi said before glancing at the sleeping Omega "how long until he wakes up?"
"It wasn't a big drop so I give him 24 hours maximum, he will need to stay here until he wakes up though"
When (name) woke, his instincts quickly took over as he assessed the unfamiliar area and sterile smell.
"Call them, he's awake" a voice said as a young alpha woman came slowly, showing both hands as to not be deemed a threat and (name) watched with sharp eyes as the doctor spoke slow and clear "don't worry, you're Alphas will be here momentarily" her words made the omega bristle slightly, the sound of the men coming inside putting him on high alert.
"Hey pretty boy... How are you" Kakuchos voice was soft and alluring to the omega, poor (name) was to dazed to remember why he was upset at his Alphas but boy howdy he knew it was a big reason "Alpha...?" His voice wavering as Kakucho pumped out relaxed pharamones along with the other Alphas, taking advantage of his weakened state to win over his Omega.
Win over the Omega, win over the mate.
"Yeah, ready to go home now baby?" Kakucho used pretty words to convince the other, watching as (name) preened under the nicknames as he allowed himself to be lifted into his arms confused, where were they going?
"We got you such pretty nesting supplies, do you wanna see them?" The bonten men were all softly touching and petting the omega in the elevator, pumping out a dizzying amount of pharamones, their soul mate status amplifying the affects on the poor omega who was all but putty in their hands.
"Such a good boy for us, will you be good for your Alphas?" Mikeys voice echoed in his mind, (name) nodding rapidly for the obvious pack alpha whose mere presence made him want to submit right there, "good boy good boy..."(name) mumbled out, pharamone drunk as they walked into the penthouse, to the spare bedroom where all the nesting supplies "look at all the pretty nesting supplies you have baby" Koko pointed to the neatly placed piles of luxury blankets and pillows and the like as Kakucho gently placed the omega down, the sound of (name) purring and chirping happily did things to these men.
And they found they liked it.
A lot.
"We will give you your privacy ok baby?" Takeomi deep voice spoke out as he ushered the men out.
"Why can't we stay?!" Sanzu said annoyed and the elder sibling just sighed "nesting is sacred to an Omega, unless he's in heat we don't get to see the process" takeomi half ass explained, both him and Mikey remembering Shinchiro nesting way back when though Shinchiro usually had little Mikey and Emma sat in the room when he got like this to keep the pups safe.
The men were lounging in the sitting area, doing their work or their own general stuff when they watched (name) wander out dazed, eyes unfocused as he wandered down the hall like a man on a very confused mission into the first bedroom he could get to, that happened to be Rindōs room as the alphas watched the omega wander out with a shirt and that's when they realized.
They won over the omega.
Winning over (name) would easy despite how they met.
They watched the omega go into each members room, taking something from their laundry or bed and sniffing it contently before wandering back to his nest without even sparing a glance.
Hours passed before they decided to check on the omega, not finding him in the bedroom but finding the bedding on the king sized bed stripped and a foot peaking from the closet door.
"Baby build his nest in the closet...cute" mochi said as the alphas used their scents to lure the omega out, a few tests came back while baby was nesting.
Turns out, his heat is soon and (name) is extremely fertile, sex during his heat is basically garunteed pregnancy.
The door slowly opened revealing (name)s nest, the omega curled up inside and the men could see their stuff laced inside as he curled into Kokos shurpa blanket.
The lights were slowly turning on in (name)s eyes as he relaxed more, his Omega forgetting the rage (name) felt, feeling safe enough to let (name) come back to reality as he looked at the Alphas.
"... hi" (name) said awkwardly, staring at the men with high suspicion and snuggling into the blanket and men decided not to say anything to ruin the omegas mood "hello pup, how are you?"
"You guys...are my soulmates..." (Name) said distantly as he took in the events of everything "he... He betrayed me..." (Name)s voice wavering as tears rolled down his cheeks, the alphas normally not giving a f u c k about a crying omega, felt their bodies moving on their own to soothe the omega, even Mikey and Sanzu tried to soothe their mate.
Their mate.
That was foreign to their minds.
"He did love, he's no good for you... You're safe with your mates now..." Mikey's siren like voice said with false sweetness as he and the others manipulated his fragile state into their favor.
"Why would he do that..." (Name) said, voice heartbroken as the alphas gently pulled him from his nest and into Mikey's lap where they gently kissed and pet the omega, covering him in their scent as they enchanted him with sweet words and promises.
The omega was already so fragile, it wouldn't take to long for him to fall into their spell.
He was made for them after all.
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age-of-play-i-say · 1 year
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Nestled against my orcs chest, knees comfortably high, naked but fully wrapped in the traditional white silk cockwarming hammock of the orcish obility
While I'm not a traditionally stoic cockwarmer, I'm well-regarded by the younger nobility for being reactive, coming from the simple stimulation of a traditional morning Warming Walk, making their young men feel virile and confident with every happy whimper I indulge them.
My constant squirting, a liability amongst human men, was a source of pride for my current Warmed, a princeling orc, who gave me plenty of fluids before major events to ensure I would "mark him" with my "scent" at regular intervals during these prestigious encounters.
The disconnect between cultures was most obvious here, human urine having the same pheromone levels as orcish spend, therefore me voiding a bit while finishing or just edging made my orc almost feral, grabbing my hips and pressing inside impossibly deeply to paint my walls while grunting about what a good little pet I am.
Other warmers won't do this, not wanting their orcs to form that bond with them and finding it a bit too vulnerable for their professional tastes; they take care of their needs during our regular breaks.
Not me, though, I like seeing how much clout my princeling gets when I relieve myself onto his bare lap during ceremonies, meetings, weddings, and public addresses.
In fact, my orc has refused other relief warmers during his heats because he wants me wet and ready to shower him in pheromones and attention, and nothing less will do.
Thinking about it makes me swell with pride and my pussy twitches around his short, extremely thick member, my sensitive button being rubbed gently by his belly hair.
My bladder's a bit overfull and I twitch and lose a big spurt on his bare belly, shifting and gasping as my mini release dribbles down his balls to puddle in his assembly hall chair.
I can feel, rather than see, the other orcs of the council straighten up their spines and adjust their lap companions to maximum comfort, smelling the prince's cockwarmer marking him as her own in the middle of a boring tax meeting.
The orcs are civilized of course, but they have much stronger instincts than most humans. Underneath the layer of proprietary behavior, the cockwarmers in the kingdom do a lot, keeping the heads of the leaders clear and satisfied.
Their leader's virility is a source of pride and competition for the others in the room. They smell my submission, my devotion and my satisfaction in their leader and the sounds around the room build and build as the rhythmic humping and grunting of a dozen or so orcs begins in earnest, all of them driving into their cockwarmers with vigor.
My princeling smiles down at me and slips the hand without his signet ring between us, wrapping two fingers around my aching pleasure button and gliding them up and down lightly, grinding his hips with an expert swivel, pounding his sensitive head against my front wall and g-spot.
I moan loudly and all the others hear it, and some start pistoning their hips even faster, grunting and gasping, driven wild by my prince's prowess.
I look boldly into his eyes as both my releases hit me at once, squirting and spraying him while my moans echo off the stone walls, the others forgotten for a moment while my prince spasms and his cock pulses inside me, spending himself within my body.
"Your scent is a great honor you bestow upon me, my pet. Feel free to finish that up during the petitioning, if you wouldn't mind. 🤍
I could use the edge in that conversation. Thank you, my little hearthfire."
I settle back into my position, much wetter but much more comfortable and coo happily. My orc reaches up to place a hand on my hair, bouncing me to help resettle on his still-hard cock.
He leans back and grins, having nothing more to prove today. He's the alpha here, his power and virility unmatched, as his cockwarmer just let everyone know. He leans down and whispers only to me:
I doze, happy to serve my sovereign this way.
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secret-engima · 1 year
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Do you know who would make the funniest time travel blorbo for a Naruto time travel au.
Mitsuki from Boruto.
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yes I’m biased but hear me out. Mitsuki is exactly the brand of overpowered but *actually sneaky about it* to be able to cause maximum chaos in whatever time period he lands in. He’s respectful when he wants to be, just enough ignorance over Social Cues to lead to some very hilarious misunderstandings, cunning enough to not instantly blow his cover as a time traveler but feral enough that if he decides his best option to deal with a problem is Explosions well *time for explosions :)*.
Also if you threw him at Warring States Era specifically then he would absolutely be mistaken for some kind of youkai, which is *even funnier*. Because yeah shinobi clans can look pretty wild and feral but Mitsuki has an entire other level of Well Meaning Creetur Pretending To Human thanks to his entire upbringing and origins that would completely freak out WSE shinobi.
The SECOND funniest option for time travel would be Sumire.
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Because again, feral child with skills to infiltrate, but with a side package of literal otherworldly space cat animal friend that is willing to help her steamroll over problems.
Maximum chaos would, of course, be both of them time traveling together for some reason without any of the Boruto cast Braincells there to convince them not to Be As Feral As Possible. No matter what era they land in. Naruto OG era, Minato era, or Warring States Era, they are bound to cause Maximum Chaos™.
Arguably if you really wanted the world to tremble in confused fear you could also add Inojin to the pool, but then you would honestly need to add Shikadai or else the timeline might genuinely implode from sheer Gremlin Energy.
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bitchin-beskar · 1 year
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please elaborate on the werewolf!soap there isn’t enough out there i am scrounging for crumbs
I can absolutely elaborate on werewolf!soap!! I will admit, I've not spent a lot of time thinking about it, but there's no better time to start!!
anon is referencing this post here, btw (also on my masterlist)
Ok so like I said, werewolf!soap is 110% little more than a puppy when he's not on a mission. His energy is through the fucking roof, he's constantly bouncing around between team members (cause they're his pack, even if he'd rather die before he tells them that for fear of rejection) and curling up against whoever'll let him when he wants cuddles or to fall asleep with the scent of HOMESAFEPACK in his nose.
His sense of smell is also impeccable so not only can he tell when you're horny and needy, he can also tell when others are mad, or sad, or happy, or upset and needing comfort, or angry and needing space. Slowly the team realizes just how much their emotions are on display through the pheromones that Soap can smell, so they try to not lose themselves in them, because too much can give Soap a headache.
I also think that he struggles sometimes with the sensation of clothes on his skin. They feel constricting, and the fabric always feels coarse and rough on his skin, so when he's alone, or even just at the base, he prefers to walk around in just a pair of shorts, basically the absolute maximum he can get away with shedding of his clothes before Price starts to give him The Look™ and he has to slink off to cover up more.
Sometimes, when the stimuli can get too much, and his brain feels like it's overheating, he'll shift to his full wolf form where he doesn't have to think quite so much, and he can just... do wolf/dog things? The rest of the 141 have figured out that when a wolf roughly the size of a truck comes wandering over, head low and ears down that Soap is looking for some kind of distraction or way to not think quite so much, which often leads to long games of fetch, or nice belly rubs, or tug o' war with giant chains bolted to the ground because let's be honest, he'd swing anybody around if they tried to play tug o' war with him in wolf form.
(IF WE WANNA GET NSFW... TW UNPROTECTED SEX/BREEDING KINK/SCENT KINK)
Like I said before, Soap absolutely has a thing of you with his scent. You learn very quickly that wearing his clothes is pretty much a guaranteed way to get fucked. It hits that primal part of his brain that is more instinct than critical thought, and he goes damn near insane.
When the two of you start having sex and you go over protection and shit, you're on the pill and he wears a condom, but further down the line, when you're more settled in a relationship and you've talked about kids and neither of you are opposed to the idea, you start having sex without the condom, even though your still on the pill.
And the first time he comes inside??? God it makes him go absolutely feral. The scent of him mixing with you alone would be enough to clear his head of all higher thought, but actually seeing his come leaking out of you triggers his desire for you to near insane levels. The next time, he accidentally lets slip something about what if he got you pregnant? And when you clench, and he realizes that you're into it just as much as he is, it finds its way into every coupling after that.
His voice, that thick scottish brogue whining in your ear about how he wants to fuck you full, wants to breed you nice and good, wants his come pumped so deep you'll feel him inside you for days, it drives you just as crazy as you wearing his clothes drives him.
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ghosthoodie · 1 year
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if you havent already can u tell stuff about your neo 3s 🥺🤲 i care them
YEAH!!
Both
outside of agent work, they have been part of a delinquent group for quite some time, ever since they were very little! they met through that group and stuck together ever since
the rest of the agents don’t recognize them when they’re dressed in their different clothing! (which looks similar to the deliquent amiibo clothing)
(i’m working on developing that silly little group….)
they found smallfry by picking him up outside of grizzco! they named him Kuz, because he’s like a silly baby cousin
before the NSS, neither knew how to read or write
they got lost in the desert looking for a deliquent friend of theirs who went missing! after some time they stumbled upon cuttlefish and the rest is history lol
i’ve said this like a billion times but Sicily/Cap = mommy?
(do i look l-)
their arms were tainted just from lots of accidents from agent work! it accumulated especially in space, when dodging fuzzballs was especially hard!!
they’re not sure if it’s gonna have any lasting negative effect on them, all that they’ve been able to figure out is that it stings when rinsed with water.
also, they purr and act mammal-like now. i can’t help it T_T
Trikaya
A FERAL CHILD! she’s literally on silly mode maximum ALL THE TIME. if she’s not something is DEATHLY wrong
she loves to put her hair up in pigtails, because she likes subverting expectations!
she’s average at everything! literally everything! it’s kind of astounding how much she can do at a normal level
smallfry’s primary caretaker! she loves to dress him up like a little dolly!
she’s very acrobatic, flexible and agile. she loves to do freaky tricks that give sicily secondhand bone hurting disease.
although she’s very strong willed, she’s still very sensitive…
very gullible, would probably believe you if you said chocolate milk comes from brown cows
literally left in a cardboard box all alone as a baby, wettest little squitten you’d ever see :(
Frye named her! the name means ‘three bodies’ in Sanskrit. before that, it was mostly ‘girl’ or ‘Agent 3’
Mitsuo
very quiet, but also very perceptive and detail oriented. he gets so lost in analyzing some things that sometimes he looks really mad lol
has a lot of anxiety regarding speaking, so he’s a selective mute! he’ll speak if he absolutely HAS to or if he’s really close to someone, but otherwise he speaks SSL (splatlands sign language), a mix of inkling and octoling SL
trikaya translates for him, and often understands what he needs with just a glance!
around strangers he has on a tough attitude, but around the NSS he’s very gentle and curious. he asks a lot of questions
he doesn’t have the most accurate aim as a charger main, but damn if he can’t apply pressure!
trikaya’s big bro!
his parents were octarian army refugees that sent him across the world to the splatlands as an infant to give him a better shot at life. he started off in a foster home but ran away due to mistreatment
sometimes he still wonders if they’re alive
Shiver named him! his name means ‘light/shine’ in japanese, but can also mean ‘third son’ and is sometimes spelt with 三(three).
HOPE YOU LIKE! AND SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG:)
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aesthetxcimagines · 2 years
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sweet girl - will solace
author's note: feral. absolutely feral for will. apparently i wrote this six months ago and it's been hiding in my drafts... anyways😀
pairing: will solace x fem!reader
warnings: reader being feral for will, suggestive themes, will looks too good as he plays the guitar at the bonfire, jealous!reader, teasing!will
word count: 0.5k
any mistakes made are my own :)
masterlist -> percy jackson masterlist -> sweet girl
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it must've been the way that he was sitting across from you.
guitar in hand as the fire reflected off of his skin.
something about the look in his eyes and the way he was looking over at you.
it was downright sinful to have these thoughts about him while surrounded by your half siblings and other camp members, but who was going to stop you?
he brushed his glowing blonde locks out of his face before strumming the tune of another song, all the while looking at you.
it took a maximum of two minutes of him singing and looking like he did before you realized you wanted him all to yourself.
however, the bonfire did just start and you couldn't just steal the star of the show from everyone.
that would just be unfair, right?
right?
right.
calm down, y/n, there's still time after this.
so you sat there for an antagonizing long thirty minutes, watching will strum his guitar with those skillful fingers of his and finding yourself wanting him more and more.
it's like he knew what he was doing to you.
because he did.
he could see it in the way you were angled towards him, not paying attention to anything that your friends were saying and how your eyes were glazed over.
also how you kept clenching your thighs together, but he would never tell you that.
so when a new camper had asked him to play "just one more song!" while twirling her hair around her finger, he couldn't turn her down.
because he got to watch you squirm in your seat by the fire and shoot daggers at the girl.
he opted out of singing after this one, to give his voice the chance to recover.
unfortunately, the song ended shortly and the crowd was anything less than pleased.
how could their golden boy not play for them anymore?
"sorry, guys," will chuckled, turning to one of his siblings and passing the guitar off.
he took his sweet time to waltz over to you.
stopping to talk to anyone who got in his way and shooting you winks over their shoulders.
and when he finally got to you, he wasn't surprised when you pulled him down to your level.
"that wasn't very nice, william," you huff, placing a kiss on his lips.
he smiles into your kiss before pulling back.
apparently too fast by the look on your face.
"get back here," you whine, eyebrows furrowing together.
"we are still in public, sweet girl," he points out, his smile growing
"and that girl thinks your single, so i don't care," you say blankly
with a playful eye roll, he places a kiss on your forehead before returning to his normal height and standing next to you.
he wraps an arm around your shoulders while you bury your face into his side.
his free hand begins to absentmindedly play with your hair and you glance up at him with that look in your eyes.
"will," you sing
"hmm?"
he's not even paying attention to you.
"will?"
nothing.
a pinch to his side has him looking at you.
"you brat, what do you want?" he chuckles
"can we go," you look up at him, "please?"
"oh, i see. someone's feeling needy, hmm?"
with a fast nod, you almost knock your head off of your shoulders.
"alright, sweet girl, let's get you out of here, eh?"
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whumpsday · 1 year
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I legit have to give Kane credit. The fact that, after 5 years of starvation, and then a month of unrestrained access to a human, when Jim cut himself and Kane attacked, he STILL held back and removed himself from the situation? Torture or not, 5 years of agonizing feral need for food and STILL not biting Jim shows a god tier level of strength. I know the guy went through hell and back for what he did but still, I got a day without food and I all but ATTACK the plate, 5 years of that sensation at maximum, dang
kane couldn't have held back if he'd been in that situation at, say, 5 months starvation rather than 5 years. it was only because he had years of experience holding himself back that he was able to.
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princeescaluswords · 1 year
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If I may get your thoughts on something. The fandom likes to throw out that because Malia was in a coyote state for x years that's used to say she should still be a child mentally. Not to completely defend him but shouldn't that also be the case for Peter. According to Derek he himself was still in high school when the fire happened. And with Peter being Peter with the flashbacks we probably say he was about 21 22 when that went down. So his selfish ways, although not forgiven, make a lot more sense when you realize this dude is still barely out of educational years. He's smart and cunning but he has no idea how to be an adult about things.
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To truly grapple with your question, there are some matters of lore established by the show that I think we all need to bear in mind.
Fully shifted werecreatures possess the cognitive abilities of humans, not animals. Talia understood the importance of the meeting in the distillery and timed her entrance for maximum impact as a high-status alpha. Derek recognized the tactical situation at La Iglesia and made decisions accordingly. Malia was able to analyze the crime scene with Alex's parents while a four-legged coyote.
Werecreatures' physical appearances do not match up with their chronological ages the same way humans do. Noshiko Yukimura looked in her twenties in 1943 when she was near 800 years old and in her forties in 2011 when she was near 900 years old. Satomi Ito looked pretty much the same age in 1943 and 2012. Cora Hale was seventeen "in how you measure in years."
Werecreatures (and humans with a motivation to do so) manipulate human institutions in order for the supernatural to remain hidden. They're quite proficient at it. The Argents had agents placed throughout the government and law enforcement and were able to get Gerard and Victoria installed in the local high school. Jennifer managed to create an entire identity for herself that passed muster. The Hales were pillars of the community without anyone suspecting they were werewolves. We can joke about a Nazi werelion teaching physics, but he was also facile enough to infiltrate the upper levels of the German military.
In other words, while an engaged viewer might question the quality of the presentation of Malia in terms of socialization and emotional development, there's no reason to insist she would have to act like a feral child. She wasn't a coyote, as Scott pointed out, she was a werecoyote. If we're going to accept the supernatural abilities that deny scientific reality -- and we have to in order to engage with the show -- we have to accept the story's rules as they are presented to us.
Which means, unfortunately, that I have to disagree with your second premise, mostly because we can't be sure about Peter's chronological age. His physical appearance is not admissible as evidence nor is the age given on his medical admission papers in Monstrous (4x10). This means that we have to rely on the position taken by the story itself, and that implied that Peter was fully an adult. Neither Young Derek nor Older Derek treated Peter as a peer; Peter always stood in the position of mentor and elder. After all, in Peter's own words when talking about Triskelion: "Talia used it to teach Laura; I tried to use it to teach Derek." Why would Talia put someone she considered a teenager in charge of something as important as her son learning self control, especially after the disaster with Paige? Cora treated Peter far differently than she treated Derek; in my opinion, she treated him like a member of the older generation.
All of the show's characters treated Peter as an adult who should have known better, including Cora, Lydia, Melissa, the Sheriff, Stiles, Malia: all of their words and actions clearly express this point of view. Even villains such as Kate, Jennifer, and Deucalion treated Peter as an adult and a peer. I think Derek's treatment of Peter is the key; I find it telling that Derek treated the twins differently than he treated Peter. Derek never acted as if Peter had diminished capacity or limited freedom to make decisions the way he did with Aiden and Ethan, and it certainly wasn't because he liked the twins better or because they hurt him less. The only person to express hope for Peter's rehabilitation was Scott, and that was seen as such an extreme position that Stiles used it against Scott during their argument in Parasomnia (5x02).
Some people choose to be selfish; some people choose to act ruthlessly and unethically. We're not supposed to believe that everything Peter's done is due to his inability to process the fire and the resulting coma. I've witnessed too many people expressing disbelief that Peter would work with the person who burned his family, and I want to shake them: that's the point! There's no trauma pushing him to work with Kate in Season 4; he chooses to do it because it's the most effective means to get what he wants. Peter is not a victim in Seasons 1-4; he's an opportunist. He uses Kate because she has the power and the history to distract everyone from what he's trying to achieve, just as he used Jennifer's threat in Season 3 to distract everyone from his plans and to remove Derek as a possible obstacle to those plans without killing him.
His selfish ways make sense because he's selfish. He manipulates people to gain power because he wants power. He's not one-dimensional by any measure, but the narrative makes it clear that until he realizes that people exist to be more than just means to his ends he will be an antagonist. Until he accepts that -- which he starts to do in Season 6 -- he will be exactly how Scott described him "always a monster."
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Have you considered: Werewolf feat?
I have not, and I have no interest in - oh, feat. I hadn't considered that either, but I can give it a shot.
Gift of the Full Moon: The power of the full moon resides within you, allowing you to strike with monstrous strength. As a bonus action, you can enter a berserk form, shifting your body into one similar to that of a werebeast. While in this form, you gain the following benefits:
Moonlight floods the area around you, drowning out all other light sources in a cylinder with a height of 60 feet and a radius of 30 feet around you.
You gain resistance to bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing damage from non-silvered weapons.
Claws extend from your hands, allowing your unarmed strikes to deal 1d8 damage.
You gain 60 feet of darkvision. If you already had darkvision, its range increases by 60 feet.
While in this state, you cannot cast or concentrate on spells. Once you use this ability, you can't use it again until you finish a long rest.
Or maybe something like...
Gift of the Wild Call: The hunters of the night call to you, inviting you to join them in bloodshed and revelry.
Once per turn, when you hit a creature with an attack, you can choose to deal additional damagr equal to your proficiency bonus. When you do so, make a DC 8 Wisdom save. On a failed save, you become overtaken by a feral frenzy; at the start of your next turn, you move to the nearest creature and take the Attack action against it. If you have your Extra Attack feature, you can choose whether to use it for this frenzied attack. If more than one creature is equally near to you, roll randomly to determine your target. Once your attack is resolved, you regain control of yourself.
Each time you use this feature, the DC of the Wisdom save increases by 1, resetting on a long rest.
Or maybe another way...
Gift of the Bestial Spirit: The spirit of a werebeast has united with you, allowing you to shift into its form. When you take this feat, choose a beast of CR 1 or lower. As a bonus action, you can transform into that creature, as per the rules of the Druid's Wild Shape, with the following exception: Instead of the beast's usual HP, your maximum Hit Points in this form equal 10 + twice your character level.
You can remain transformed in this way for up to 1 minute. Once you use this feature, you cannot use it again until you finish a long rest.
Lycanthropy, now in Barbarian, Blood Hunter, and Druid flavors. Are they balanced? I sure don't know, but they're pretty werewolfy.
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pikkish · 2 years
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Jupiter Hell headcanons. Giv.
Headcanons? Plural? HECK YEAH DON'T MIND IF I DO
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^^^also putting the cinematic trailer here bc its good and more people should watch it (and then go buy the game and play it for hours and give it a good review)
anyway yes I have lots of headcanons about this game and since I'm basically the only one posting about it here on tumblr there's no one to contradict me on them. also a lot of them parallel and/or contrast with Doom headcanons, since JH is largely inspired by Doom.
For starters, the CRI isn't inherently evil like the UAC. I mean, they definitely have problems, what with the Callisto mines being run primarily by prisoner labor, and the primary funder of the CRI being the us military so their main focus is war weapons, so they're just as twisted as any major government funded war profiteering company, but they're not actively going "hee hoo lets sacrifice our own employees in cult rituals to Hell for ~SCIENCE!~" They just went "Woah whats this funny pentagram thing buried in the heart of Europa? WOAH ITS A PORTAL TO IO!! SICK WE CAN INSTANTANEOUSLY TRAVEL BETWEEN MOONS hey wait there's another one here on Io YOOOOOO IS THIS A SPACE STATION INSIDE JUPITER??? WE SHOULD TOTALLY INVESTIGATE THIS!" And then it turned out it was a portal to Hell and they accidentally started the demonic invasion. Tough luck, guys.
As for the protagonist, JupeGuy, or Mark Taggart, as is his default name for each run, I like to think that for all his flippant, snarky comments throughout the game, he's actually a relatively sane, levelheaded character, especially compared to Doomguy. This is mostly inspired by the fact that, once you get to the Dante Station levels, he stops with all the silly snarky voicelines and gets a lot more serious and solemn in reacting to things, but there are a few other points that work well with the headcanon. He uses cover when fighting, he can actually pick up a medkit and store it in his backpack for later use instead of either using it immediately or leaving it behind, he can modify and repair weapons and armor, he can gather intel on what's ahead and plan which route he wants to take based on that intel, and he doesn't just go charging at the final boss screaming ferally (unless you're playing a melee build.) He's like Doomguy's smarter, more wary cousin!
He 100% did go to The Pit on Europa, and he did pet Rexio, and now he has a funny puppy that's like five feet taller than him and will maul anything that looks at him mean. Let the man have his pet hellhound.
Also speaking of pets, solely because Doomguy has Daisy, I headcanon JupeGuy also likes small, flluffy animals, though he tends more toward birds, specifically budgies. He had a little green budgie with a yellow head named Spinach.
Ok, just one more headcanon, though this one takes a bit of explaining: there's a secret level in JH called Purgatory, and it is... punishing, both to survive, and just to get to.
First, in order to get to it, you very much have to know what you're doing. First, you have to go to a specific branch on Callisto, which is the first moon you're on. If you miss it, you're out of luck. on each floor you have to close a portal within a pretty short time limit, which usually means tanking damage from all the enemies between it and you, and again, this is early-game, so you're relatively low level and don't exactly have the stats to be tanking like that. Then, you have to close two of these portals, minimum, when at maximum, there only are three portals, and sometimes, there are only two to begin with, depending on where the branch entrance is.
So if you manage to do that, you'll be given the "Demonic Attunment" status, which... well! It's entire description is just "Unknown," so it doesn't really give you a whole lot to go on! But, if you can make it to the branch special level and successfully fight off a handful of archreavers- essentially JH's equivalent of Barons of Hell- then so long as you have a high enough rank of Demonic Attunement, you can hit a handful of pillars in the right order (an upside down star, of course) to open the portal to Purgatory, which doesn't sound so difficult in theory, but those pillars are the only cover you get from the archreavers in the entire arena, and if you accidentally bump one out of order while seeking shelter from the archreavers, then you're out of luck, you can't open the portal.
BUT, if you do get everything right, and you go through the portal, congratulations! you have a whole new set of problems to worry about! For one thing, Purgatory is jam packed with late game enemies, and you're still using early game gear, maybe with a few buffs if the loot in the Callisto Anomaly was good. For another, Purgatory is a liminal space, and going up and then right does not take you to the same place as if you go right and then up, so it's very easy to get lost. And the final icing on the cake? You gain the "Catharsis" status, the description for which reads, "You've witnessed the Purgatory. Some wounds will never heal, and you're less motivated to learn from new experiences."
How does that translate to game mechanics? the "less motivated to learn" means you permanently get 20% less experience for killing enemies, so you level a lot slower, and "some wounds never heal" means that every time you go through one of the teleporters to the next room, you permanently lose a few points off your maximum health.
So what's the reward for going to Purgatory aside from the challenge of it, fighting the secret boss battle, and unlocking the second, harder hardest mode? Well, see, Jupiter Hell is a roguelike game, so all of the loot and weapons you get are randomized. But if you know the route- and I do mean really know the route, because again, going right and up is not the same as up then right, and the health loss applies when backtracking, too- you can get your pick of any of the unique weapons in the game, of which, in a non-purgatory run that goes to all three possible special levels, you are normally only guaranteed to get one unique, and a random one that may not work at all with your build. But in Purgatory, if you can survive there and back, you can get any of them that you want.
Now, the unique weapons are great and all, but if you know what you're doing, you can beat the game without one. So what's an even more powerful weapon, or perhaps, a more powerful defense against Hell itself, that which does its utmost to rip all the joy and hope and love out of you? What could possibly let you knowingly stand against and fight Hell itself like that?
Here's where the actual headcanon starts, because my answer is apathy.
Or, the achievement of catharsis.
Knowing that you're going to bleed forever, knowing that your achievements don't actually amount to all that much, knowing that you are going to go to Hell, choosing to go to Hell, and being okay with that. Being at peace with that. Because how can you truly be affected by misery and suffering if you have already made peace with your situation?
So I think that JupeGuy figured out pretty quickly that he was fighting demons and realized he wouldn't be going home, but to Hell instead. I don't know how he knew to get to Purgatory, since, like I said, it isn't readily apparent, but you pretty much need to know what you're doing in order to get there, so it was a conscious decision on his part. He chose to go there, chose to take up the burden of eternal pain, chose to lose the joy of learning new things, the excitement of life, he chose the horrible apathy of catharsis, all so that he could fight Hell itself and stop the invasion.
And I just think that's a terrible, awful, and incredibly interesting concept, of catharsis first being a bad thing, a painful thing, that only by knowingly, willingly choosing to bear that pain forever can one gain some meager benefit.
as a last note, here is the background music for Purgatory. I think it is absolutely terrifying and also sometimes I will listen to it on repeat and think about JupeGuy.
(I had to record this myself by sitting in the level and taking a video then converting that video to mp3, because no one's put the ost up on youtube, I don't know if/where you can officially download it, and apparently JH uses a weird filetype that I could not for the life of me find a tutorial on how to rip the soundfiles for. So idk if that's its actual name or what.)
#pikspeak#jupiter hell#thank u for asking me about jh i love it so much it is such a good game#i think you in particular would actually really like it. it feel very very much like classic doom to me#albeit with more stat management and reading and such#but it actually plays so SO fast for a turn based game#and has only marginally more lore than classic doom does#the vast majority of which is entirely just flavor text#which means there is SO much room for making up your own stuff lol#ive actually been thinking about a JHxModern Doom crossover au for a while now#in which doomguy and jupeguy are brothers and end up fending off their respective hell invasions at roughly the same time#and then things get funny while dg is in argent dnur and later when jupeguy gets back to earth#im sure ill talk about that sooner or later if people wanna hear it#also it was made by a small dev team and theyre still actively updating it even a year after launch#like the full game is definitely there but the devs are still adding the stuff from like#kickstarter goals that werent initially reached in the original kickstart#and i hopped on the discord a while back and everyone there is so nice#i was actually able to reach/beat the purgatory boss bc of tips they gave me#and they have a channel for posting your death/victory logs and#even though most of the ones people put there are like their super hardcore victories#both times ive put my little medium difficulty victories in there people have congratulated me#also i see the lead dev in the discord all the time especially in the bug report channel and the design suggestion channel#helping people troubleshoot and talking with them about their ideas for the game#basically what im saying is that its a super awesome game AND the devs seem super cool too#you should definitely play it. and let me know what you think of it if you do!!#we could yell at each other about ANOTHER silly stupid space marine...!
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shilo-bathory · 2 years
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i am currently reading of the northmost winds and skies thanks to you and despite only having very basic "yeah ive watched it" level knowledge of both fandoms,,,it's SO GOOD? i am hooked tm. thank you for your feral posting ros it's given me a new fic to absorb at maximum speed
BHAHAHAHA OH KY GODD thabk you AND YEAH IT IS SO GOOD????? the characterization and the plot and the slow burn its all MWAH
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