Mid-January Stroll
Lil doodle of the avocados in the snow cause I watched a christmas movie yesterday and it completely threw me back into the christmas feels
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Omg, I was just browsing through Paul Anthony Jones's "The Cabinet of Linguistic Curiosities", and did you all know flirting is technically ILLEGAL in New York??? 👀👀👀 (*** See below)
The real question is whether Mr Summa Cum Laude, officer of the law, Matt Murdock, is in fact well aware of that and has just been insouciantly going around committing more acts of criminality than just vigilantism all this time. 😂
I'm sorry, but you can't look at this shameless hussy and tell me he doesn't know exactly what he's doing! 🥴
He's relentless! You just can't take him anywhere! 😅💗
Not to mention Mr Sounds-Like-We're-Getting-Married/You're-Not-Gonna-Kiss-Me/Cross-My-Heart over here.🥰💕
And where to start with these two? I can't even. 😏🔥
Okay, he wasn't in New York here, so we'll give him a pass this time...
In summary, the gentleman is a tramp. 🤭
I love him, Your Honour. 💋
Don't let the innocent act fool you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury -- that is the handsome face of a shameless flirt!! ☝️☝️☝️
*throws panties the book at him*
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So he's really only innocent of fault in the case of Claire, because they weren't in public, but he's guilty as sin in all the other cases. 🤣
(Sorry, but I have a nerd's sense of humour, therefore this is very funny to me, if not necessarily anyone else. *shrug* 😅)
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Foggy: so, I'm in love with Matt
Karen: our Matt?
Foggy: yes. Thoughts?
Karen: and prayers
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Matt(about their dog):...Oh, what if we got like, a Biblical painting done with Petunia in it?
Foggy: Oh, that would be so cute. We should do like "The Last Supper."
Matt: Oh my God, that would be SO cute! We should do all different French bulldogs as the different apostles...
Foggy: Oh, and we should have Petunia in the middle where Jesus is, in front of the turkey...!
Matt:.....Wait, what did you just say?...Did you say "the turkey"?
Foggy: Yeah, why?
Matt: Would you just answer me one question...do you think that in Da Vinci's "The Last Supper", that Jesus, of Nazareth, is sitting in front of a TURKEY?
Foggy:...Yes, I do.
Matt: Thank you for your honesty. Just one more follow-up question - so then, what do you think they're celebrating?
Foggy: OK, I get it. I don't get this shit cuz I wasn't raised Catholic, and I'm fucking glad I wasn't cuz it's a fucked - up organization -
Matt: - Oh no, no, no...we ALL know that!...But what do you think those guys are celebrating?
Foggy(looks at the floor, then looks at Matt):...Thanksgiving.
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Daredevil ships but make it polyamorys
do i think this would work out? absolutely not. is it fun to think about? yes.
(if you are curious i am a foggymatt and jennmatt type of guy myself)
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Rewatching Daredevil. There are two places Matt should be:
In Foggy’s bed.
And in a hallway.
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Everyone: you can’t put daredevil in your Spidersonas universe just so that you can have him engaged to foggy!
Me:
Soooo, that’s basically the only change I’m making to daredevil, other than the outfit, he is just Charlie Cox’s daredevil, but he’s engaged to foggy. And he is also after kingpin, and is trying to stop floras vengeful killing spree, and so is maya, they cross paths, and get really close to Matt, Karen, and foggy, eventually maybe turning into Mayas second family. There is a possibility that Matt, maya, and flora team up in the future.
@kaidacresto @i-put-the-wit-in-dimwit
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