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idkwhatmynameisyall · 10 months
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Okay so what cracks me up about this is he’s from gatlinberg, where Dolly Parton is from, and you can’t convince me he hasn’t been to every single one of her concerts in cowboy boots and pink Jolene shirt with the sleeves cut off.
Rosalie refuses to go because so many people compliment her Dolly outfit when she’s not even dressed up, and she absolutely will not watch her mate do one more line dance/stripper routine.
Emmett gets Bella to go with him and the family loses them for three weeks as they follow Dolly around, hit up Dollywood in sun hats and plaid shirts with overalls and cowboy boots-people take photos with them thinking they’re actors playing hillbilly roles- and when Bella discovers the Best Little Wh***e House in Texas they hunt down the one vampire who has figured out how to tattoo Vampires and get matching busts of Dolly in her red corset on their asses.
When Alice finally gets a vision of them coming home she leaves into the ocean so Edward can’t see it. Edward passes out because Bella shows up with bleach blonde hair, an ass tattoo, and every single movie and album Dolly has ever produced or been a guest on. Emmett shows up with a stuffed bear wearing one of dollys outfits and a cute cowboy hat for Rosalie who will Not wear it. Ever.
Bella routinely disappears to visit the tattoo artist over the years, and she and Rosalie and Alice take a trip to see the guy one day- Alice doesn’t want a tattoo, but she’s there to warn if the fam is about to track them down. Rosalie and Bella get tattoos are invisible to human eyes but Extremely Noticable to their respective partners. No one else ever knows what they got.
Emmett makes the impulsive decision to take Renesmee to get a tattoo for her 14 yr old birthday, her body is like 30 at this point but she’s still treated like a nine year old by everyone except Jasper and Emmett.
Emmett has his arms torn off by Edward while Bella laughs in the background, Esme cries about how she went wrong, Alice is trying to keep Jasper from making them all fight each other, and Rosalie has ripped off Emmett’s legs and is beating him with it. Carlisle is researching if laser removal will work on Renesmees skin and how painful it will be. Jacob appears out of nowhere and instead of being pissed is like “hell yea that’s hot.” Edward tries to murder him next.
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athanyn · 3 years
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panlight · 3 years
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Do you think that Edward genuinely loves Bella or does he cling to her because he can't hear her thoughts and/or to maintain some semblance of humanity? Do you think it's a mix? What about Jacob? Does he legitimately love Bella romantically, is he only drawn to Egg!Nessie (ugh, gross), or is he confusing his platonic affection for Bella because he's scared for her? If none of the involved parties were supernatural, do you think that they'd be interested in each other?
SM clearly intends that Edward and Bella have the greatest love story of all time. She spells this out pretty explicitly on her website when comparing them to great lovers in literature and saying E/B are better:
What if true love left you? Not some ordinary high school romance, not some random jock boyfriend, not anyone at all replaceable. True love. The real deal. Your other half, your true soul’s match. What happens if he leaves?
The answer is different for everyone. Juliet had her version, Marianne Dashwood had hers, Isolde and Catherine Earnshaw and Scarlett O’Hara and Anne Shirley all had their ways of coping.
I had to answer the question for Bella. What does Bella Swan do when true love leaves her? Not just true love, but Edward Cullen! None of those other heroines lost an Edward (Romeo was a hothead, Willoughby was a scoundrel, Tristan had loyalty issues, Heathcliff was pure evil, Rhett had a mean streak and cheated with hookers, and sweet Gilbert was much more of a Jacob than an Edward). 
Obviously the intent is that Edward 100% loves her in the truest most romantic most selfless sense of the word. 
But, I mean, you don’t have to read it that way. I keep coming back to how SM herself explains Edward’s initial interest in Bella vs Esme’s initial interest in Carlisle as written in the guide:
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Carlisle is unique to Esme because of who he IS--thoughtful and attentive. Bella is unique to Edward because of her silent mind and delicious blood. The former just feels more real and genuine to me but your mileage may vary. The latter seems to imply to me that Edward wouldn’t have noticed Bella or fallen in love with her without those two things that have nothing to do with her essence as a person (okay maybe the silent mind is loosely related to her introversion, I will grant that). But I suppose SM’s argument was that she was designed that way because they ARE destined to be together so whether he would be interested in her without those things are a moot point because she was always destined to be designed that way to entice him or whatever, and that once those superficial things attracted Edward’s interest, he genuinely fell in love with her as a person. 
re: Jacob I am firmly in the camp that his initial New Moon feelings were 100% real. He can’t imprint or feel an imprinting pull to Bella or future!Renesmee or anyone until he phases. He hadn’t phased yet and was still into Bella. So that was real. Maybe all the stuff post-wolfening was imprint related and that’s why he went so off the rails, idk, but those original sweet, supportive, selfless, sunny feelings? Those were legit. He always seemed to understand and relate to Bella better than Edward. Edward loved her but was constantly “surprised” by her; he didn’t understand her the way Jacob did, which he even comments on at some point. 
So I think Jacob would still be interested in Bella without the supernatural stuff because IMHO that’s already true in canon. Edward is harder to say. I think the implication is there that he wouldn’t (if he’s not a vampire neither her silent mind nor her blood would draw his attention in the first place) but I think SM would be horrified by that and insist they were always destined to be together, supernatural or not. 
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edwardsshinyvolvo · 2 years
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Khaki Skrit/Green Sweater
Bella scared of her own 3 month old daughter!!
Bella’s attitude toward E&J in eclipse
Bella during her transformation
Bella x therapy new moon
Edward x Jesus
Edward HATING Jessica
Bella in New Moon
Edward during the YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCKNESS MONSTER scene
Edward’s Annoying head
Bella only getting married for Eddie boi icicle #1
Me x New Moon Bella
Edward being delusional!!!!!!!
Bella x Cardi B song
Edbella going to darthmouth :(
Kermit the frog x Bella Swan
Edward making no sense
Vampire Bella said “ Sex> Charlie’s life”
Jasper feeling people being horny
Twilight x New Moon Bella parallel
raven syomne x alice cullen, edward cullen x stefan salvatore
edward, she already ate, cullen
TW: Charlie and his alcoholic beverages
midnight sun is really * insert random noises*
bella whopping Eddie boi ass
bella only getting married for Eddie boy icicle
Bella trying to peek a look at Eddie boy
Bella, I would rather DIE than date Mike Newton, Swan
Why is breaking dawn even a thing?? ctrl alt delete
Alice is BLIND
Edward is a Certified Simp
Bella really dislikes Mike Newton
Bella vs Tanya
Edward making smart decisions? Nope if he did their would be no twilight books!!
STAN ANGELA FOR CLEAR SKIN
If someone said stuff like this to me on a daily I to would blink alot and stutter
Edward being dramatic due to Mike Newton
Emmett featuring Edward the drama queen
Bella being HORNY for Eddie boi
Renee is a bad mom(yes this is renee slander!!)
Edward being weird?
Edward confusing Bella
Edward showing off
POV: you get a papercut
Bella in the ballet studio
Edward being nosy
Edward and "The Monster"
Edward not facing his issues
Edward admitting he was a stalker.
Renesmee reaction to Edward being a bad father
The Twilight Saga summed up
Bella threatening Charlie
Edward is sensitive
Tw: Jacob and Resume
Edward, Emmett , and Bella twitter
Edward tryna flirt with bella
Edward wanting to get Bella pregnant
Bella birthday party
Jacob jailbreaking Bella in eclipse
Edward wanting to impregnate Bella
Alice in Midnight Sun
Bella & Eddie movie dinner scene
Regurgitation after draining the LIFE out of Bella
Bella fast pregnancy
Edward & Bella's collarbone
The teachers having a crush on bella
What do Voldemort and Aro have in common?
Bella when Edward wears beige
Bella whenever Edward can't come over because he's hunting
Emmett pulling up to school with his "props"
Alice reading Bella emails
Jessica the first time she saw Edward
Twilight x Spider Man(2002) parallels
We have twilight at home
Edward watching bella sleep
Stephan*e Meyer when she gets tumblr and realizes the fandom LOVES Leah & Rosalie
Bella when Edward says no more ice pp on their honeymoon.
Twilight Renaissance on Tiktok vs Twilight Renaissance on Tumblr
Divorce leads children to the worst places.
Match made in heaven.
Edward's dramatic ass in New Moon.
bwthhybl
Edward confessing he watches bella sleep in Twilight(2008)
Edward after tasting Bella's blood in the ballet studio
Bella & Jacob New Moon deleted scene
Edward & Bella throughout the saga
Bella, when someone ask her how's she's doing in New Moon
The Cullens in every movie
Charlie and Bella New Moon
Me whenever the twilight soundtrack comes on
Edward when Bella asked how he stopped the van with his bare hands
Bella Swan x Rowley Jefferson
edward trying to explain how bella's not like the other girls
edward, alice, & bella midnight sun
Bella with her truck
Jasper at Bella's birthday party
Bella birthday party scene
Bella talking to Jessica
Rosalie whenever Edward is brave enough to call her a bitch
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randomkposts · 4 years
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The crack twilight shipping conversation
E :-"I took care of those girls who spread rumors about you"
"What girls?"
"Not important "
I have back flashes of this kid and I'm like yo she scares me.
K : Jane is terrifying. Just not in the same way to Bella as she is to others.
"We are going to Yellowknife, so you can see the northern lights at this time of year! They are glorious! This guy has agreed to fly us."
"Jane, I don't- wait, why is he shaking"
"Juicebox is also excited to see the northern lights"
Shaking man: "Absolutely ecstatic"
"I made sure that all the warm clothing fits your size! It's even real fur! "
Crack twilight ships
K - E, Crack AU, where Jane is the one who imprints on Bella, going after James for crime, and Bella has to deal with the insane situation of "I think I was kidnapped by a child, and the child is trying to woo me."
Except Jane's Idea of wooing is terrifying and surreal, and has some pretty bizarre stuff to try to impress her.
"Jane-"
"But let's double check!"
E -OMG
K :-”Jane, why do you always give people such strange nicknames? Quickmunch, O delicious, lunchmeat, mosquito bait, and now juicebox?
Except for Jaccob, who you just called stinky
Why do you call him that?
-Because he just is
He doesn't smell any worse than any other athletic teenage boy. You haven't even seen him since he got sick.
Hey, does she have a nickname for Bella, you think?
E -Jacobs sweating furiously at all these vampires
K -It's because he's a wolfy shapeshifter, but for story purposes, Jane has no Idea, just that she hates Bella's childhood friend.
Alec, who is back in Voltera, but Jane talks on the phone too, assumes she's being possessive of who Bella spends time with, and views him as a rival.
He tells her that.
E - The fact he face times this stuff. Supportive bro vampire.
K - Don't kill the rival Jane. Bella will be crying, and you don't want to spend time with her mourning. Maybe take her on a trip, and get some personal time
E -She does, but also scares ppl to give them cool shite.
K -I had a crack thought once, where I thought what's the randomest most out there mates I can give vampires. , where Jane's mate was a random old man that she met in the food chamber, was like ,"wait don't kill him!" It became quite a debate.
Alec's, on the other hand, was a toddler he met on a job, where a lady had been vampired, and had bad control.  The kid wasn't even related to the target, just on a walk in a bad place and time. He can't get the face out of his head.
Neither of them are decided on who has it worse.
But Bella being shippable with almost any vampire in the series has way more potential for comedy.
Still, question, does Bella ever come to return the affection?
Edward is hundreds of years older than her, but looks roughly around her age. Staying beautiful, and around his age was something Bella found important to her in their relationship.
Jane, for all she is also centuries older than Bella, can not easily be mistaken for a young adult. Admittedly it could be claimed, possibly by dwarfism, but given that  physical appearance is important to Bella, and plays a part in her affections to other people, how would that play into any potential relationship with Jane?
K - God, weird how what starts as crack, leads me to wonder about real questions.
If that random old man is in fact Jane's soulmate in the crack mate's verse, should she take her mate in the form she finds him, or eat him and hope he reincarnates. Is there only one possible match, or are there potential matches walking around that finalize when conditions are met? Is the old man, at his age, fit to be a mate to a centuries old vampire of a young body? What if he's amnesic. How would that translate to vampirism?
Should Alec keep tabs on the toddler who could be his mate, or let them go and hope for another chance encounter?
E -Probably yes, even though you are aware she is older than you, she is mature maybe *I debate on that due to they stay in that state forever* but you can't get over the fact that is a child's body
K -If Alec chose to keep tabs, when would be the time to reintroduce himself? And how?
E - I say let them go, cause this is a bit too close with the Renesmee and Jacob kind of thing
Hmmm I say reincarnation is kinder?
K-Is reincarnation even real, or a hope?
How would you find them?
E -They have vampires, werewolves and shit, but does reincarnation really draw the line?
First off how did they even know they were mates?
K -It is, though I can't see Alec child napping the toddler, and raising them himself
Some voice in their head screams "Mine!"
Edwards was just weird, because he thought his voice meant " my meal"
E -Bwhahaha
Oh God Eddy
K -The Cullens are unusual in that they turn people in life threatening situations.
Still,Carslie and Esmae certinally had some affection between them, before she commited suicide.
Why did Rosaline get Emmet turned again?
Beyond the bear wound, I mean?
She doesn't seem the type to go out of her way to do something like that for just anyone.
Maybe it was blurred by the blood, and the need for control, but something about him called out to her, I think.
"Rosalie confessed to Bella that she saved Emmett from dying because of his innocent look, dimples, and curly hair that reminded her of her best friend Vera's child, Henry, and that ever since the day she saw the baby she always wanted a child of her own just like him."
Somehow, I doubt she looked much at the appearance of someone covered in blood. She is trying to resist killing after afromented bear mauling.
That sounds like a post rescue justification.
E - True. Always wondered about that.
K - Anyway, I think he might just send Gianna, or something to guard the kid for a bit, if he decided to keep tabs. Gianna is just glad to be temporarily spared, and hopes that job success may mean Alec turns her into a vampire, or at the least, doesn't kill her.
E -Shot, i would make sure that kid have the best life ever if that means he doesn't kill me
K - But anyways, to a vampire who is not rescuing a human from a dangerous situation, or abstaining in general, sometimes they get a sense of "Mine!" About humans they see.
Jane, as a member of Voltri, where mates are occasionally found like this, has heard, and does not question, and in fact jumps on the opportunity.
Her human smells delicious, and is resistant to her gift, and absolutely perfect. Now, how to not kill her, while making Jane the center of her world.
That kid has aunt Gianna, who is not really an aunt, but is... A family friend now, and full intent to make the kid happy.
Gianna is a dead secretary as of Breaking Dawn, I think, But Alec has a need for the human, so he can borrow her.
She's well aware of her morality, at this point.
Also, get rid of that James guy, who found Bella while she was hiking in the woods, in this verse.
E - Yeah lets get rid of him!
Honestly the image of a grown asa man getting his ass handed to him by some 12 year old cracks me up.
K -While Bella might find inclination to view Jane romantically, possibly, sexual orientation may be an issue for her.
In cannon, Bella had the higher sex drive then Edward, and would have prefered that to marriage, indicating she may have a higher sex drive then romantic inclination.
Book Bella didn't show much interest in women, and I don't know what way she swings in this AU, but either way, that Jane has the body of a child would probably complicate things in that aspect.
Would Bella be exploring cross orientation here, or having a crisis for her finding a sex drive for someone who's body is closer to a childs then an adults?
Both would be complex issues.
-It does!First she takes him out with mental fire, then she fights and tears him up, in hopes of impressing her would (will) be  mate!
E -Crisis at the sex drive, cause again kids body, and I'd be hella creeped out. And orientation since I haven't seen her show much interest in woman so that's a lot of issues for her to start on
"And here we see the alpha female show her dominance by obliterating the high male in order to impress her mate"
K - Its kind of weird to even talk about it, yes.
But it would come up in this context
Bella herself, would probably be creeped out
Jane, might be less so, due to being centuries older than her, and living in a different time with different marriage standards
E - Bella is like "oh honey no, that's. ..no"
K -Jane was born in England around 800 A.D, the daughter of an Anglo-Saxon woman and a Frankish soldier.
She was 12-13 when transformed.
Let's bump it up to 13, because while both are far too young for being burned at the stake, 13 is slightly more
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Was reading this
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"Contrary to Victorian beliefs that pale, delicate women were the most attractive, Brown says that actually, muscles are key. It's the earliest known example of #fitspiration:
"All women would be healthier and none the less beautiful if they possessed firm muscles and strong limbs; this scarcely any one could controvert."
Even if she wants to consign herself to a life of singledom: "And if a girl never intends to marry she should be none the less mindful of her health."
Brown explains that women are often less inclined to discuss sensitive maladies than their male counterparts. But that's wrong.
"Young women should learn that to neglect disease is to create more," he stresses.
"Secondly, they should appreciate the fact that, though they may get very little sympathy from either the other sex or their own, there is no execuse for not taking their complaint boldly and sensibly to that quarter made for them, namely, their doctor."
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And this guy sounds kind of radical for the time, and possibly today even, for some, but why does that last line still feel relevant to today's attitude of women's health.
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panlight · 3 years
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Do you think that jacob could have imprinted on any of e/b’s kids? or did it have to be that particular combination of egg/sperm? And hypothetically if it did have to be that combination, if bella and edward didnt have sex, after bella had ovulated that particular egg and released it on her period, would jacob no longer be “in love” with her and just have friendly feelings?
I think if SM sat down and tried to explain it, it would be a lot more spiritual and mystical than that. I don’t think she’d say it was about a specific egg but that Jacob was destined to be with the soul Bella was destined to give birth to. Which, let me be clear, is still really super weird and upends all her talk about choice and free will. This all makes it seems like none of them really had a choice, because Renesmee was destined to exist, so Edward and Bella had to be together and had to conceive her. And it ripples back: if Nessie is fated to exist, then Edward had to become a vampire, which means Carlisle had to become a vampire, which means the vampire that bit Carlisle had to become a vampire, and no one has any free will and nothing is anyone’s fault because destiny, and it makes my brain sort of hurt trying to parse it all out. I think she’d say that Jacob was destined to imprint on a daughter of E/B and that daughter whatever combo of genes would be the same ‘soul’ as Renesmee. I don’t think she’d have him imprint on a son of E/B because of the whole heteronormative fantasy thing she has going on. If it had been a boy instead, I’d bet big money Leah would have imprinted on him and I’m SO GLAD Leah was spared that. 
But then she DOES wrap imprinting, or at least the in-universe theories about it, in terms of genetic compatibility. So if we’re thinking about the specific egg that becomes Renesmee, that’s kind of on her for putting it in our heads that imprinting is about making more/better wolves or whatever. By that logic if Bella hadn’t gotten pregnant that particular month, then Jacob would never imprint because his perfect genetic match wouldn’t exist. And by SM’s logic he would lose interest in Bella, I guess?
Personally I don’t think “it was Renesmee all along” works at all with SM’s own established canon. Jacob’s feelings for Bella existed before he phased. Sam knew Emily before he phased and had no romantic feelings for her. Jared sat next to Kim at school before he phased and didn’t even notice her. So why would Jacob’s pre-phase feelings about Bella be because of some future imprint? That makes zero sense. What also makes no sense is that if Jacob had been successful in his pursuit of Bella and she had HIS children instead of Edward’s, then Renesmee, his supposed perfect predestined match, would never exist. So why would ~imprinting magic~ make him in love with Nessie’s mother if the fulfillment of that love would make Nessie not exist at all? Where is the logic there? 
IMO Jacob’s feelings for Bella were real, and so were hers for him, and they’ve both glomped on to the “it was Renesmee!” idea in order to spare themselves from really dealing with feelings for each other and it may come back to bite them later. Because again, SM clearly says that Sam still loved Leah after imprinting on Emily, but it just wasn’t strong enough to overcome the imprint. There’s no reason in SM’s own canon that Jacob’s feelings for Bella should vanish, they’re just . . . eclipsed (heh) by the imprint. 
tl;dr: none of this makes any sense but yeah I think SM would say Jacob and the soul of an E/B daughter were ~meant to be. 
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panlight · 4 years
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if bella had named renesme elizabeth after edward's mother, would she still be angry if jacob nicknamed her something like betty?
Good question! 
It would be interesting to see, honestly, because then we’d have a better sense if she were actually mad about a nickname (honestly, even with the Loch Ness monster connotations, ‘Nessie’ is an infinitely cuter/better name than ‘Renesmee’) or if she were experiencing the consequences of newborn emotions and was flipping out over nothing.  I guess the “Elizabeth” version of “Nessie” would be Jacob nicknaming her “Lizard” or something, which Bella could not like. I mean, still not a reason to scream and attack someone, but like, I could understand being annoyed, while something like Betty or Betsy or Beth or Eliza or Lizzie seem harmless, all things considered. But, gosh, doesn’t “Elizabeth Cullen” just match so much better with Edward Cullen, and Alice Cullen, and Isabella Cullen than Renesmee does?! And SM has a weird thing for E names so it even fits in that way: Edward, Esme, Emmett, Embry, Emily, Eleazar, Ephraim . . .
I mean I guess “Elizabeth” and “Isabella” are kinda technically the same name, or at least from the same root, but even that sort of works? No one calls her Isabella anyway so it’s fine.
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panlight · 6 years
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Do you think Nessie would ever live with Charlie on one of her passes as a student? Maybe alone without B/E to see how living normally is like. What sort of relationship would she and Charlie have? Would he try harder with Nessie to actually stay in her life?
I think the obvious storyline with Nessie would be a “I just want to be NORMAL!” situation so it would make sense to me what maybe she’d have a phase where she wanted to go to a normal school and maybe live with Charlie to see what it’s like to really be human. Charlie is so down to earth and so very, very human. Apparently SM intends for Charlie to be involved in Nessie’s life. SM went out of her way to keep Charlie in Bella’s life and demonstrate Charlie and Nessie having a relationship and didn’t really do anything to develop the relationship between the Cullens and Nessie, other than Rosalie. The scene where Esme, Carlisle, Rosalie and Emmett leave to go find witnesses? Only Rosalie is described saying goodbye to Nessie.
Carlisle put his hand on Edward’s shoulder for a second and then kissed my forehead.Esme hugged us both, and Emmett punched us both on the arm. Rosalie forced a hardsmile for Edward and me, blew a kiss to Renesmee, and then gave Jacob a partinggrimace. 
Why would she write it like that? It makes it seem like the other Cullens aren’t attached to her, when we are told they are. You mean to tell me Esme Cullen didn’t hug and kiss her ‘granddaughter?’ The show and tell don’t match very well.
With Charlie, he spends a lot of time with her and is purposefully described as her grandfather. Nessie is pretty independent so it will suit Charlie’s parenting (or grandparenting) style. I think he will make an effort to be more involved in her life, especially if Renee is kept out of the loop. Charlie’s parents were old when they had him, so he probably didn’t get to enjoy having grandparents; Bella had Renee’s mother Marie and I think that was it? I think Nessie would see time with Charlie as a bit of a reprieve. Her dad can read her mind.  Jasper (she doesn’t call him “Uncle Jasper” in the book, but does in the movie) can feel and manipulate her emotions. Alice can see her future. And even the Cullens without powers are awake all night while she has to sleep which might be awkward a little. With Charlie it’s all just so refreshingly normal and he only knows what she tells him. I’m guessing she’ll keep her gift away from him, it’s too weird and hard to explain and again it would take away from the normalcy of time with Charlie. 
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