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babygirlbondage · 7 months

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answers to "its too much"

i know (apologetically)

i know (condescendingly)

its supposed to

you can take more

this is how you learn

good sluts take it

stop complaining

i don't care

i didn't ask

your pleasure is irrelevant

you shouldn't have done *insert mistake*

focus on pleasing me instead

you're not supposed to like it

don't talk back

you look so cute like this

you're mine and i decide what you do

its your punishment for *insert mistake*

shut up

good

you're supposed to be focused on my pleasure

get used to it

you can take it cant you?

you asked for it

beg for it to stop then

you look prettier overstimulated

you'll stop when i tell you to

*gagging them so they're quiet*

your only purpose is to be a fuck toy for me so don't complain

you know you like it

aww but you look so cute like this

stop lying

it cant be that bad if you're still talking

did i ask?

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 3 months

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Pt III good omens but i STILL SOMEHOW haven't watched it (and i'm increasingly passive aggressive)

i'm now basically held hostage adopted as mascot by this fandom. it's fine i'm fine *SIGNALS FOR HELP DESPERATELY*

Alright fuckers I swear this time I'm going to get some shit right. Without further ado, here's my third attempt at a good omens summary:

Everything everywhere is queer all at once

Angel Aziraphale and demon Crowley on earth likey each other

The car is a bentley and it is BLACK not silver and everyone is very upset about this. my bad yall it was reflecting light therefore i guessed more silver than black but I'm not Anish Kapoor take your black.

Then it is yellow, and aziraphale likes it. crowley preferred the black because he's a flamboyant emo.

God is a deadbeat absentee parent and you are all children of divorce.

There's a naked archangel and they cause problems for the husbands somehow. By being naked? By being an archangel? By being at their doorstep? Who knows not me

They were actually married for 6000 years, they just are the last to know about it.

Crowley is on fire. Like, he's slaying for sure, but also he is literally on fire, like Aziraphale's bookstore.

The actors like I said before are Michael Sheen and David Tennant but this is the place where I finally admit that I don't actually know who is whom. I'm going to assume Michael is Aziraphale because Michael sounds angel-y and David is Crowley because uh Michaelangelo made David and was gay for him.

Terry Pratchett is not fictional.

He co-wrote the book with @neil-gaiman, who IS fictional, because he does not have social media. Several of you have assured me that he is in fact a fandom inside joke. I like to think he would be proud of me.

They adopt a preteen and Crowley gives him bad advice.

At some point a baby was delivered to someone and was exchanged for the son of Satan. Idk if the baby is the preteen, or the son of satan is the preteen, or neither. This could be a fanfic, I have no way of differentiating the fanfic from canon on tumblr, except that the canon is weirder.

Crowley does not go down a chute. He goes down a telephone cord after making himself microscopic to pole dance on a pin with shroom-induced backgrounds.

During this his stage name is Disco Tony. Get it king go slay you're making better life choices than I am tbh.

Aziraphale is a biblically accurate angel, and you have all gone to extensive lengths to prove this to me. I understood nothing, but there you go.

It's all very queer, just like the fandom.

Crowley is a retired demon but he still sins by breaking the speed limit.

They eat at fancy restaurants and bicker but like in a sexual undercurrent way.

Crowley gives Aziraphale a private dance that is not a lap dance, it is an apology dance, but not in a kinky way, until it is.

Their haircuts keep changing and range from 'this is acceptable and gay' to 'i let a drunk chimpanzee take gardening shears and a blowtorch to my hair'

It's all ineffably queer my good fellows

Everyone keeps trying to convince me Neil Gaiman is the villain yeah no guys I know it's really you. Y'all be like 'SEASON TWO BROKE ME' and then you're making headcanons to make it sadder yeah I see you mmhm.

There is a final fifteen. It is sad. What is it? No one told me.

The demon turns goats into crows and the angel turns them back and then children are turned into newts (does the angel turn them back? who cares not yall) and the demon was the snake in the Eden garden and everyone's furry game seems to be on point.

There are a rather lot of children. I have not seen them. But I am assured they are there. They are, guys. I assume they were turned into the alcohol Aziraphale and Crowley drink or something.

There was an apocalypse plotline. It was averted. It is not important. You don't talk about plotlines in this fandom, no sir.

Crowley doesn't want to go to heaven. Aziraphale is sad.

The kiss is not nice, just like this fandom. It is queer, just like this fandom. It is sad and desperate and masochistic, just like this fandom.

Aziraphale doesn't want to stay back with Crowley. Crowley is sad.

Season 2 ends. Fandom is sad.

Everyone's sanity is hinging on the promise of a happy ending in season 3. Good luck guys.

Y'all better appreciate this. I can't even boast to my mother about this legacy of mine, hey mum your son has been held hostage kidnapped inducted into a cult adopted by a fandom he's not part of look he's winning at life.

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justforfunsiespost · 3 months

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please fuck the thoughts out of me

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trophyslxt · 13 days

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I should be tied up in someone’s trunk rn if we’re being honest…

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angelporcelain · 2 months

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girl, i want 2 eat u

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hexjulia · 1 month

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read the sentence "remember, knife fights have always been equated with sex in media analysis" on here today ...not always first of all. Secondly i can't believe this website made interpreting violence as erotic almost by default boring to me lmao. "oooo a knife penetrates" okay. :/ whatever. Sometimes a knife is just a knife you sound 12 years old. this is just the new haunting the narrative which coincidentally is also is something i used to be attached to when thinking about media rip. Flavourless.

#smh you're straight up killing my masochistic tendencies bro #at this point you could stab me and leer and i'd be like. oh cringe. 😒

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arkarti · 11 days

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Markiplier yelling at his mouse

He's very calm 😊

Twitter: X

#markiplier #mark fischbach #fanart #artists on tumblr #a difficult game about climbing #he's having a great time trust me 😊 ((not a masochist echoing in distance))#this part was very funny to me :3 here have a lil shitpost

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urf4vepuppy · 1 month

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Just wanna be used

Promise I’m a good puppy!! I’ll even bark if you want me too

Just need someone to stuff my puppycunt full and breed me please

#t4t nsft #trans nsft #ftm sub #puppyboy #ftm nsft #ftm puppy #puppy sub #queer nsft #send me r@pe threats #bd/sm puppy #puppy.txt #just wanna be puppy #masochist puppy #breeding k1nk

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puppy-pie · 2 months

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Gotta be honest I really need a girl to full on body me.

Like, I want to be play wrestling with her, the usual fighting, smacking, pushing, all fun and games until something in her snaps, and she realizes just how much she wants to push me into the mattress. Need to see her eyes go dark as she punches me in the stomach, grabs me by the waist and holds me down as I squirm and beg her to stop, to stop hurting me, to let me go. Want her to make me feel all tiny as she forces my legs open and pushes my knees alllllllll the way to my shoulder. Need her to rip my panties off and shove it inside me and just immediately start thrusting, not even waiting for me to adjust. Choking me as she plows me as hard as she wants. Want her to use her nails, her teeth, hit me, anything she wants because at the end of the day SHES STRONGER, she won this prize, if I can’t fight back I can’t really complain. Can’t wait until I can feel her bust a load deep within my pussy, her just staying inside me to make sure none of it drips out. Just. need to be bitched. Real bad.

#queer nsft #t4t nsft #trans nsft #cnc k!nk #ftm nsft #sub posting #rough cnc #rough kink #bd/sm masochist #masochist sub #masochistic #hit me please #im begging #someoneoverpowermeineedit #primal play #bitched

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justforfunsiespost · 3 months

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the way i throw my self respect out of the window just to hear someone call me their pretty little slut is actually wild

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prettyglitteryprincess · 1 month

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Sometimes I scare myself with my own desires.

Like, I'm aware I enjoy the concept of rape and abusive sex. But there are times when I unexpectedly think of something horrible and it oddly turns me on. And I scare myself because well, who would even enjoy being whispered "I could fucking kill you right now" during sex? It's concerning when I drip at the idea of having a knife slicing my skin as you mercilessly rape my holes, saying, "I'll stab you if you make a sound". I find it disgusting when I imagine being brutally beaten- punched, kicked, slapped, cut, spit on- and then gaslit into believing that I want it, because I want anything that makes you happy, no? Yes, please carve whatever you want into my skin. Let it be your name or my title as a dumb whore, fleshlight, cum dump, free use slut, etc etc. Imprint it on my flesh and let the scar remind me every time I look into a mirror. Fuck my girly holes until they're bleeding. Until I pass out from the pain or the overstimulation of continuous fucking. Hold a loaded gun to my head, safety off as you pound me. Fuck me and push my head underwater, decide when I'm allowed oxygen. Force me to hear your insults and degrading comments until I'm sobbing and then jerk off your cock because you just love my tears and pain, my glossy eyes watching with shock.

It's actually terrifying the things I'll fantasize about sometimes. But I promise I'm still a sweet little girl who wants cuddles and plushies, daddy!

🎀🎀🎀

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envy-of-the-apple · 3 months

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Dark! Gojo Satoru x reader (Soulmate Au blurb)

(warnings: dark content, implied kidnapping, implied noncon, masochism)

I really like the idea of soulmates in the JJK world. They're rare, but the reason why they're so coveted is because they are the only person in the world who is immune to their soulmate's cursed technique.

Being Gojo's soulmate would be like hitting the jackpot, at first. You're a regular person, with no cursed energy. Maybe you and Satoru's hands bump into each other while you're at a cafe, grabbing your respective drinks. To you, it's just an accident. You apologize, make your way out.

To him, it's like submerging himself into an ice bath. For the first time in years, someone had gotten past his limitless technique. It was so unexpected, and real, and so warm.

Your hands were warm.

It's the thrill of it that gets him first. The unexpected. No one's ever come close to him. He is the summit of the mountain. The strongest. And yet, there you were, effortlessly able to bypass his barriers without even trying. With women, with Geto, he'd always have to turn his technique off. He'd have to let them do something to him. You could do anything to him, and his powers wouldn't even stop you. You could kick him, punch him, bite him. Anything you wanted, and for once, he'd be powerless to stop you.

He can't detect you with his six eyes. It makes the hunt even better when he catches up to you. It's days of stalking and harassment and the touching that finally makes you snap and slap him.

It hurts.

It hurts and he fucking loves it.

He already made up his mind days ago, but this only cemented it. When he finally takes you home, to his bed, it's euphoric. You scratch and bite and scream and hurt him over and over again. Hours later, when you've passed out from sheer exhaustion, he has more bruises than you do. They'll fade eventually, but that's okay.

You could always make more.

#dark content #yandere jjk #dark gojo satoru #yandere gojo x reader #mentioned masochistic tendencies #implied kindapping #implied non con #future fic ideas #gojo being bad person once again #me totally ignoring Gojo's actual powers once again

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trophyslxt · 3 days

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panties of the day<3

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mewsin · 29 days

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for those who wanted panty pics 💕💕

#mewsinpics #ns/fw blog #ns/fw community #ns/fw content #submisive and breedable #cnc free use #cnc k!nk #rough cnc #free use doll #free use kink #mewsinresponds #bd/sm masochist #masochist sub #masochist kink #spank me daddy #spank my ass #free use slvt

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