Y/n and Natasha at the gym:
Natasha: no, you put your legs on either side of that-
y/n: I’d rather have my legs on either side of you
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PETER: So Tumblr is more for the blorbos and scrunklies while Twitter is for pogging.
STEPHEN: Please just stop talking.
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Loki: what's up guys? i'm back
Thor: what the- you can't be here. you're dead. i saw you die brother
Loki: death is a social construct
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Natasha: Can I be frank with you guys?
Yelena: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Kate: Can I still be Kate?
Carol: Shh, let Frank speak.
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Y/N: I’m so used to having my mom at the top of my call list
Wanda: You still do honey
Y/N: That’s not right, it’s now you Wanda
Wanda: I’m your mommy now, sweetheart
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Kate: maybe I could-
Clint: Kate no
Kate: Kate yes
Clint: Kate no
y/n: Kate yes
Clint: could you stop encourraging her, I thought you were on my side
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Opposing counsel: This is ludicrous. The G-spot doesn't even exist.
Matt Murdock: Is that the official position of the state of New York or have you just not found it yet?
Source: Drop Dead Diva
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sam: bucky and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
bucky: Sentences.
sam: Don't interrupt me.
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Slapstick: Yeah I'm LGBT
Slapstick: cuLt leader
Slapstick: God hates me personally
Slapsrick: cowBoy hat
Slapstick: *sniffles*Trying my best
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*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*
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[Natasha speaking Russian]
Y/N, sighing: Yeah, I know.
Tony: You speak Russian?
Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault"
Y/N: She says it a lot.
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Tony: I'm a Stark, flirting is part of my heritage.
Clint: What does that mean?
Natasha: His father was a slut too.
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Natasha: *raises hand*
Wanda: *raises hand*
Shuri: *raises hand*
Kate: *raises hand*
Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?
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Sam: Bucky isn’t answering his phone.
Y/N: I’ll call him.
Steve: Sam and I have both tried six times. What makes you think—
Bucky: Hey, doll.
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Kate: You know, I heard that we're surrounded by giants.
Carol: I call BS. Whoever wrote that had to have been someone shorter than five foot six.
Yelena: EXCUSE ME--
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Y/N: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Bucky : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Y/N: I—
Y/N: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
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