Swynlake Style - Tallulah’s Circus Party
A hot or not fashion rating for the EVENT OF THE SUMMER. (Totally not biased!)
Phineas Flynn - -1/10
Why on earth would someone dress up as Evil Knevil (Is that even how it’s spelled??) for someone’s birthday party? You had the right energy, but honestly, atrocious... fashion SIN!
TIANA TRUITT - 7/10
Amazing. Very simple, but ON THEME. Plus you always look good, babe!
Martin Ambrosius - 4/10
You’re giving me very sad circus tent/even sadder concessions clerk vibes. BUT! ON THEME, so you get some points there!
Susan Webb - 11/10
The beading on this was very well executed, who made that? I could have done a bit better, but still it was a look™. Have you considered running away to join the circus? Taming lions?
Henry Charming - 7/10
VERY on theme, I appreciate your efforts young man!
Anna Sommers - 2/10
I KNOW I said it was a circus theme, right? Not Candyland? Either way, it looks kinda cute on you and you pulled it off better than most would.
PACIFICA NORTHWEST - 100000/10
I ABSOLUTELY ADORED THIS LOOK, YOU WIN. BUT ALSO NEVER SHOW UP TO MY EVENTS LOOKING THAT GOOD EVER AGAIN OR I WILL TAKE IT PERSONALLY NEXT TIME.
Oliver Saluki - 8/10
I understand that you did NOT dress yourself for this event, so again credit to the tasteful, Pacifica Northwest!
Jessica Rabbit - 8/10
Gorgeous. You Court ladies really know your classy looks™ don’t you? Red is your color, babe!
Wendy Darling - 6/10
DARLING. So simple, on theme, and wow you’re to die for! Would have loved to see you in something a little more bold, but NOT BAD!
Barbie Roberts - 10/10
BARBIE HOW COULD YOU. You looked fab, it was BOLD and COLORFUL and CAMPY. I did not expect any less from you!
TOM - ∞/10
YOU WERE SO HANDSOME, I LOVED THAT YOU LET ME GIVE YOU THAT JACKET SO WE COULD MATCH, YOU’RE THE BEST. SO SWEET!
Sarina Go - 12/10
YES. That’s all I have to say, wait no. I have more! ASJKLJGKL. Ok, that’s all now.
Toulouse Bonfamille - 13/10
WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BOOTS?! To die for!! They really brought the whole look up a level. Magnifique!
Ashlee Tomassian - 3/10
Yesss Queen give me nothing! No feathers? NEED MORE STRIPES. mORE color!
Simba Bonfamille-Lyons - -10/10
HOW MANY MORPH SUITS DO YOU HAVE? WHY DOES YOUR HUSBAND LET YOU HAVE THEM!?
Melody Oceana - 1/10
Striped parachute pants? NOT EVEN COLORFUL STRIPED PARACHUTE PANTS? Babe, we both know you can do better!
Attina Triton - 7/10
So cute!! Vintage show girl vibes were the vibe of the night for so many ladies and you looked so sexy! *chef’s kiss*
Vixey Chakraborty - 10/10
Actually a very cute clown look!! I love how original the idea was, not many people came as clowns! The face paint shows commitment to the fit and I applaud you!!!
Roman Triton - 4/10
As MUCH as I love this jacket, WHERE WAS THE REST OF THE PIZZAZZ?!?!
Theodore Barrie - -2/10
Such a pretty face... such an... outfit... You got points for originality but I just hate it.
Zira Blackwell - 11/10
Iconic. V similar to my outfit, but honestly, I can’t be mad! IT’S A GOOD OUTFIT.
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So did you see any potential at the speed dating? Anyone who might actually hook up after? Or all just blooming friendships
Ev literally went home with tall dark mysterious Theo (who i would sell my body to).
Beyond that, as noted we had Grin and PERSONALLY I think Melody and Tiana have it all... friendship... attraction... the perfect levels of sweetness and spice...absolutely fuckin delicious.
Boba, do you think our dear sweet Gregory Eeyore is finally going to find love with that Quiet Ambrosius Guy he was chatting with or is he Hot For Teacher with Dr. Drakken???
to follow up on my last ask--
Obviously, it’s Martin for Greg! Those sparks were flying and I don’t know two cuter, sweeter people for each other. Much better match-up than Tito (sorry!!!) who is not prepared to handle an adult relationship.
Yes, this blog now ships #GRIN
see, it even has a cute ship name!!!
Hi... I just wanted to say... I've lived here for 9 years but, uh, thanks for the love today? I guess my New Years Resolution to be more social's working... Thanks, Boba.
OOOOH MARTIN what if i said i called you out just to get your attention after all these years you beautiful precious coffee bean
did u buy that
everyone if you dont know my best friend, martin ambrosius, here he is!
Happy Birthday, Dr. Khan!
I hope you know how much your guidance and overall kindness has meant to me over these many years! I have learned so much from you both in the classroom and out!
👫 - ALSO. Medes & Cael. And Blazey & Frito. 😁
Archimedes and Cael both view their version of being a magical companion as being superior and will brag to each other about which one is actually being more helpful (Cael likes to use the trump card of Martin isn’t even an actual sorcerer which pisses Medes off).
Archimedes thinks that Cael wearing clothes is Very Silly and undignified. He would never wear a little backpack. What use could a familiar have for such things if they just travel with their companion? “Martin carries everything I need!” *Martin stares into the camera like he’s on The Office*
Archimedes, being a being of magic, can see Cael more accurately than sorcerers or other animals can. He’s rather impressed by their appearance, even if he won’t admit that.
Sometimes when Ren goes over to the Ambrosius household and stays kind of late you can find Medes and Cael curled up in the same corner of the room napping. It’s very cute but, for some reason, photos never turn out quite right when trying to get proof.
Frito thinks Blazey is the coolest dog ever! Frito will not stop circling Blazey when they’re together which is quite the problem when Ian tries to walk both dogs at the same time because she’s like FRIEND? FRIEND! FRIEND!!
Blazey, patient as she is, tends to put her paw on Frito’s snout if she doesn’t calm down and sit in a timely manner like “Please shut up so my human will calm down and give us treats, Frito. Why are you like this? My human wants us to be calm.”
Frito won’t share her little blue hedgehog toy with Blazey but every other toy she owns is fair game. The hedgehog is her favorite, though. No other dogs are allowed near that.
Frito doesn’t understand how fetch works very well and Blazey definitely keeps looking over at Ian like “What happened to her?” whenever Frito either doesn’t follow a command or gets wildly confused.
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Name: Martin Alvaro Ambrosius
Birthday: May 1st, 1994
Mother: Fenella Ambrosius
Father: Marvin Ambrosius
Sibling(s): Miriam “Mim” Ambrosius
Mother’s Occupation: Matron of the Coven of Owls
Father’s Occupation: Politician/Patron of the Coven of Owls
Family Finances: Rich
Other Close Family: Archimedes Owl (Familiar)
Pets: Morgan (Mim’s cat)
Home Life During Childhood:
Martin’s childhood was varied in terms of happiness and sadness. He was always a curious child, flitting from place to place with wide eyes and a thirst for knowledge. He asked every member of the Coven of Owls endless questions, much to his father’s annoyance, and tended to wander off if left to his own devices.
The family kept a watchful eye to seek out when his magic would blossom and bloom but it never did. Unfortunately they had, somehow, produced a mundus offspring which was rather... problematic for the Coven and mostly embarrassing for Martin’s parents.
To cover for Martin’s lack of magic, they taught him as much about each specialty as they could. Tutoring from different members of the Coven came easily and Martin soaked up the knowledge like a sponge, never satisfied with the amount given, always wanting more.
When he was younger and his parents and the other members took their eyes off of him he tended to get into trouble led by his insatiable curiosity. Notably this has led to such instances as nearly wandering directly into fairy rings (his father verbally arguing with a Fae creature for interfering), walking directly into the ocean, toying with reagents he didn’t understand, and many a scraped knee and broken spectacle.
Much of this curiosity got curbed, controlled, and downtrodden as he aged, however, his parents expecting a rather prim and proper young man as the Heir of Merlin.
What Did Their Bedroom Look Like: Martin’s childhood bedroom was much like his adult bedroom; filled to the brim with tomes and texts. He was not allowed posters on his walls so he hung up diagrams and portraits that explained magic and how it worked. He kept his room (mostly) tidy. Everything had a place, even if it still appeared a bit of a haphazard mess.
Any Sports or Clubs: He was on the Debate team in secondary but hasn’t done anything since.
Schooling: Currently seeking a PhD in Magick History
Favorite Subject: Magick History and Literature
Popular or Loner: Loner
Place of Birth: London, England
Languages: English, Spanish, French, Latin, BSL
Accent: British (kind of posh)
Religion & Beliefs: Grew up publicly as a member of the Church of England but the Coven of Owls also has a lot of pagan rituals and holidays as well.
Face Claim: Alberto Rosende
Hair Colour: Black
Eye Colour: Brown
Height: 5′10″/176.5 cm
Build: Secretly Athletic
Scars: None (childhood injuries were healed with magic)
Common Hairstyle: Basic hairstyle to the side
Clothing Style: A lot of sweaters
Mannerisms: Twitching and fiddling with his hands or with Archimedes’ feathers
Usual Expression: Nervous smile
Do They Get Sick Easily?: Somewhat.
Disorders: Generalized Anxiety Disorder
Neurological Conditions: N/A
Magical Abilities: None (Secret)
Grooming Habits: Very little effort is put into his appearance
Sleeping Habits: Not much sleep, usually chugging coffee to stay awake
Eating Habits: Martin is someone where food has become a passion, especially baking. He thinks that it’s important to put good fuel in the body.
Exercise Habits: He jogs in the mornings (a new development).
Emotional Stability: His GAD is pretty intense so it depends.
Body Temperature: Warm
Sociability: Not very.
Drug Use: Caffeine
Alcohol Use: Not often
Bad Habits: Lack of sleep, nervously talking too much
Good Habits: A good listener, organized, punctual
Best Characteristic: Compassionate
Worst Characteristic: Self-Critical
Worst Memory: This is a collection of memories but: Watching the disappointment on his father’s face whenever he was asked to attempt at using magic once more and finding that the magical abilities still hadn’t developed.
Best Memory: This is gonna sound so sappy but when Mim was born. He was so excited to see his new baby sister (even if his parents were sour that their second born was a girl). He has loved her since the moment he learned of the pregnancy.
Proud Of: His studies (and Mim)
Embarrassed By: Almost everything else
Driving Style: Decent, he obeys traffic laws
Fears: Being a failure
Secrets: He doesn’t have magic
Regrets: So Much
Feels Vulnerable When: He is forced to socialize with people he doesn’t have a common denominator with to use as a jumping-off point for conversation
Pet Peeves: People messing with his organization
Conflicts: Ren poking holes in his lies
Motivation: Being the best he could possibly be to impress others.
Short Term Goals & Hopes: Pass his classes, open The Rock Shoppe
Long Term Goals & Hopes: Help Mim grow into her own, help Arthur in general, get his PhD, run the Shoppe well, impress his parents.
Day or Night Person: Night
Introvert or Extrovert: Introvert
Optimist or Pessimist: Pessimist (but he tries to come across as an Optimist)
LIKES & STYLES:
Colors: Greens and blues are Martin’s favorites but he wears a lot of brown. He doesn’t much care for bright and flashy colors so reds and yellows tend to not make it into his wardrobe despite how long he’s been going to Pride U and those are his school colors.
Weather: Martin’s the Cliché college kid in that he likes rainy weather when he’s studying, a cup of coffee beside him and sitting by the window. This also helps his garden which he tends with such love. He hates hot weather, sweltering heat driving him insane. He’s one of the loudest people to complain when summer heat rolls through.
Music: He’s a big fan of LoFi music, anything easy to study to. It’s really the only time he listens to music at all. He hates anything too loud or too crude, especially since Archimedes will rant and rave about it which adds to the noise.
Movies: He’s nerdy and really likes documentaries. He’ll stay up late and watch animal documentaries or How It’s Made ones. Also Marvel movies (DC is fine). He hates horror movies, though, the heart-wrenching fear is not a feeling he enjoys visiting.
Drinks: Coffee. Black coffee is the nectar of the gods. Martin is rarely seen without this. He hates whiskey, though. He doesn’t drink much but whiskey, specifically, is a no from him.
Foods: He really likes to cook and bake, freshly made bread being his favorite thing both to make and to eat but, in regards to snacking, sour gummy worms are a God Tier Treat. He’s not much for chocolates, though, his sweet tooth is not too strong.
Animals: He is contractually obligated to say owls are his favorite animal but the real answer is cats. He loves cats! He hates mice, though, they scare the hell out of him. Little rodents in general make him nervous and queasy given the whole owls eat them thing.
Books: Comic books and full-length novels, the boy will read just about anything.
Magazines: Not a huge fan
Sports: He likes to watch football
Social Issues: Magick Rights & LBGTQ+ Rights
Clothing: So many sweaters, so many corduroy pants, things like that
Jewelry: None at the moment
Games: General board games are fun, though Mim is more of the games person
Websites: Twitter & Instagram (kinda)
TV Shows: Eh, just whatever’s on
WHERE & WHEN THEY LIVE NOW:
Home: Tortuga Place -- 22 Riandale Street
Household Furnishings: Bookcases everywhere, plants all over, crystals and gems and furniture that’s soft with love and use.
Most Cherished Possessions: All of his plants and his large collection of books
Neighborhood: Tortuga Place
Town or City Name: Swynlake
Relationship with Family: Strained
Career: Employee at Ice Queen Ice Cream & TA at Pride University in the Magick History department
Dream Career: A professor at a college and running his shop
Dream Life: Doing something to help sorcerers and being allowed to relax
Love Life: It’s Complicated
Talents or Skills: Writing, Baking, Cooking
Intelligence Level: Medium-to-High
Finances: Working Class
Past Careers: Ice cream shop in London
Past Lovers: Ren/Slightly (It happened once in a dream)
Martin is rarely ever seen without Archimedes not because he wants to spend time with his familiar but because the familiar will not let him out of his sight. He believes that this is partially a favor to his parents to keep an eye on him and partially because Medes feels pretty useless being the familiar to a mundus. This does cause issues in class when Archimedes pipes up unprompted or when Martin makes a mistake and Archimedes insists on berating him for it.
Martin’s house is a four bedroom, one is dedicated to himself, one now belongs to Mim, and the other two are dedicated to magic libraries. He has tomes upon tomes of books on magic and magical practices both gifted to him by the Coven and ones he’s purchased either for school or his own curiosity. The room Mim currently occupies used to be part of the library so now those books spill out into the living space and clutter up that room as well.
He loves to garden, his back garden looking overgrown and messy but it’s because it is full of various potion ingredients and food items that he prefers to grow for himself. Without having magic, this has been an ordeal to keep up but he loves it and spends a good majority of his time studying out there among the plants if it isn’t raining. His love of gardening has also infiltrated the inside of his home, too, every room having at least one plant.
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Ghanaian defender Stephan Ambrosius handed German U-21 call-up for Euro qualifiers
[caption id="attachment_808168" align="alignnone" width="300"] HAMBURG, GERMANY - SEPTEMBER 18: Stephan Ambrosius of Hamburg runs with the ball during the Second Bundesliga match between Hamburger SV and Fortuna Düsseldorf at Volksparkstadion on September 18, 2020 in Hamburg, Germany. (Photo by Martin Rose/Getty Images)[/caption]
Hamburg SV defender, Stephan Ambrosius has been handed a call-up to the German U-21 team ahead of the qualifying matches for the U-21 Euros.
Born in Germany but of Ghanaian descent, the centre-back has in the past year been chased by the Ghana FA in a bid to get him to play for the Black Stars.
While his eligibility to play for the Ghana national team remains intact, Stephan Ambrosius appears much closer to representing the German national team.
He has been handed an invitation to the European country’s U-21 team as they prepare for matches in the qualifiers to the U-21 European competition.
The Germans are billed to face Hungary, Netherlands, as well as Romania later this month in the qualifiers.
If Ghana still wants the Hamburg SV defender to play for the side, the GFA and coach CK Akonnor will need to hold further talks in order to convince him.
Last year, the Black Stars coach met with Stephan Ambrosius but nothing concrete was agreed upon.
begonia, iris, and parsley 🌱
Begonia: How cautious is your muse? Are they prone to noticing red flags, or paranoid to the point of untrusting most everyone? Why or why not?
Martin is really cautious. He carefully plans and doesn’t make rash decisions. Especially because of his secret regarding his lack of magic, Martin has never been one to take chances socially. He feels the weight of his family’s and the Coven of Owls’ expectations upon the backs of his shoulders and knows that he cannot step out of line.
Whether or not he notices red flags is difficult to tell with Martin. He trusts those who he has been told to trust and is currently working to allow himself to trust outside of that.
Iris: If your muse could convey one last message to someone they have lost or left behind, what would it be?
This isn’t really the prompt but I want to use this to set up something else so... #SorryNotSorry!
This is set two years before Mim moved in because I’m having Owlet Feelings:
Happy Christmas! I’m sorry I’m not able to make it home this year, the roads are just too terrible and I have a lot of work to do here at Pride University. I decided to send your present in its own wrapping and with its own note so that you could decide how much of it you would like to share with Mum and Dad.
I sent you sweets from the Moon Market that I found and really liked as well as some new transmutation books and a copy of A Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness. I’m told by the shopkeeper Belle that it is a very fun read and figured you would enjoy it, though the way the magic works is a little fantastical.
I wish that I could be there with you. It’s been hard being away but I hope that you’ve been doing well. I know Mum and Dad get a little tense around the holidays but everything will work itself out as it always does.
Know that my thoughts are with you during the holidays and that I look forward to spring break when I get to visit you next!
Parsley: Describe a holiday your muse enjoys, and why they enjoy it.
Martin really enjoys Christmas despite his mentioning how irritated Marvin tends to get around the holiday. He enjoys being in London during the holiday season and wandering around the city. He never really got to enjoy London as an adult outside of the winter holidays. Plus winter break was one of the only times he got to spend any time with his sister. He is learning that she’s a three-dimensional being now that she moved in with him but before this she was always still seen as the plucky little sister she had been when he moved away for the first time.
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The Timid & Powerless Introduction || Marthur
Okay, Martin! It’s real simple, you know that he works for the police department, you know who he is, so all you have to do is go over, introduce yourself, explain about the Coven, and offer up your services. It can’t be that hard, you can’t fuck it up that badly, you’ve been training for this moment! Just walk over and say--
“Excuse me, uh, you’re Arthur, right? My name’s Martin Ambrosius and I--”
“Oh, do let me tell it!” Archimedes interrupted, voice giddy and flying over to the pair. Martin groaned. The plan had been for Martin to speak and then Medes to come over but it seemed his familiar was much too excited.
“I’m, we’re, here from the Coven of Owls, a coven started by Merlin to prepare for the return of, uh, well... you... So.... uh... hello?”
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Task #16 Jukebox Musical/TV or Movie Soundtrack: come up with a playlist of at least 10 songs, write a scene summary to go with each one. Disclaimer under the cut.
Disclaimer: I, once again, decided to abuse the system. Nowhere on the prompt does it say that the scenes have to be related to a character I have, that's why I present to you: "The prompt, but short stories done with characters Jean would love to write but doesn't have the time to actually have".
Also, weeb rights.
*King (English cover) -Will Stetson
Watch your back
no warning warning
Taking all my stress there's only just one thing to do
Brace yourself for all my love's attack now
Left side right side
Bear your fangs it's time to fight
Pa - pa - pa parade in shame tonight
Left side. Right side. Bear your fangs and come alive
Pa- pa - pa, Hah! You are king!
Mother always did like Richard best.
Screw that, everyone always did like Richard best, even John liked his brother more than he liked himself. Even so, when he had been declared MIA during a mission with The Order, John quickly became the first option (the only option) for everyone -he was on cloud nine.
His new comrades didn't quite like him, but John didn't quite mind since he'd make sure that by the end of that year they'd be kneeling to him. Just like he'd make sure that Richard never, ever came back, even if that meant making allies with a certain policeman and some Magicks whose information he'd make sure to erase from The Order's databases.
Pa, pa- pa Hah! He was (finally) King!
*La mer - Julio Iglesias cover
Mrs. Judson would have never expected to hear Julio Iglesias, of all things, coming from the flat. It was a strangely cheerful song for someone like Basil to hear, being the snob (not only musical, but general snob) he'd always been.
She was unsure about whether she really wanted to open the door, suddenly afraid of what she might find on the other side. Sometimes Basil would be immersed reading files upon files upon files, sometimes he would be languishing on the sofa while staring blankly at the roof, sometimes he would be walking around while talking to himself in a very obvious bout of mania -he was a wild card, that Basil, and the fact that she simply couldn't guess what he'd do next always worried her.
Worried as she was, she opened the door.
She found Basil staring at the portrait that hung just above the chimney, just...watching it.
"I have always quite admired Le Carré's works" Basil merely said, without even looking at Mrs. Judson and instead keeping his attention on his own personal Karla while the song went on and on, silently hurting in all of the right places.
*Everybody loves me - OneRepublic
Swaying to my own sound
Flashes in my face now
All I know is everybody loves me
Everybody loves me
Kuzco was on a roll.
He felt the stares as he made the street his personal catwalk and kept (very loudly) chatting with his lawyers on the other side of the phone. The sun was shining surprisingly strongly that day (surprisingly for that side of the world, that is), it's rays hit his jewelry and clothes and made him shine almost as strongly as the star itself.
There was no way anyone could ignore him. And he couldn't blame them -he was fabulous! A gift of the gods themselves, almost as brilliant as the sun and twice (no, thrice) as charming!
...and he was shouting his plans to build a waterpark on Atlantis Lake. And, sure, people didn't seem to love the idea quite yet, but...?
At least they were staring. And they'd eventually learn to love him.
*Dramaturgy (English cover) - Will Stetson
All alone now no one’s looking, act out in greed deceiving all their eyes
But there’s no real me that
You’ll find if you believe and
I can’t find a single role that showed what’s really there to see
He caught the eyes of his reflection by accident.
Hans had tilted his head and his eyes had almost immediately found his own reflection against the showcases, making him forget about his date (what was her name again? He couldn't, for the life of him, remember that but he certainly did remember how much her net-worth was and which medicines she needed to take at what hours of the day, just like her previous beau had needed to do before the "accident" had happened) and focus instead on his own eyes.
The thing is...he couldn't find anything in there; The baby blue went on and on but there was nothing beyond- behind it-
-when he moved his gaze, however, he found that he was smiling even if he didn't felt like it. And that his carefully selected clothes looked as they had been designed just for him to wear (and they had), and that his globed hands were still holding his date's recent purchases inside the yellow bag even if he found every item utterly tacky and a ridiculous expense.
He was smiling and looking good and doing perfectly. So why did finding his own gaze him the same effect as placing a mirror in front of another, creating a ever going loop of emptiness?
Was he not playing his part correctly? What could possibly fill that void?
*My Neighbor Totoro/Azumi Inoue Music Box ver - R3 Music Box
Totoro decided to take a nap under the sun while Chu and Chibi were busy playing with some squirrels. It was a sunny day and there was no place he'd rather be but outside, basking and feeling the grass under him.
At one point, however, he felt some extra weight on him. He didn't feel like moving or particularly offended by something deciding to lay on him, it was just amusing.
He couldn't be bothered to open both eyes, so he only opened one, finding a sleeping girl against his chest as if that was the most normal thing to do.
He smiled, closed his eye and decided that was quite fine by him.
*Delusion Girl - Oktavia Cover (TW Suicide and Mental Illness)
Every hero knows when they’re needed,
so, that’s just what he’s born to be
A man who manages
Who doesn’t care if his own life is spared
Such a feat like that,
it’s a selfless act
only completed in dreams
And it stays like that for me
With a crash I’m trapped back
Bernard wanted to help, he really did. He just...didn't always know how.
Nor did he know if it really matter.
His partner always seemed to be five steps ahead and the Australian she'd taken a fancy to was just like her, if not a couple of steps ahead of even her. And it made Bernard feel like a third wheel, to question if he was really doing something worthy, if he had done something, anything sufficiently good ever and-
-he caught the girl's cellphone before she ever noticed it had slid out of her hands. And soon enough he was getting hugged and receiving many 'thank you's and- and maybe that was enough?
*The Lost One's Weeping (English Cover) - Will Stetson (TW Depression)
Martin Ambrosius (Merlin)
And no matter how much time passes us by,
We’re drunk on sweet and hypnotic lies.
With all our sources of hardened pride
We try to erase and hide now
Martin would always act indignant at the question, and would always reply with a 'I am under no obligation to use my magic to explain or prove anything to the likes of you'.
He was Merlin's blood, for fuck's sake! He didn't have anyone to prove anything to save for maybe the Once and Future King himself!
Oh how he hoped, deep, deep inside, that he would never wake, that he would never ask any questions, that he would never do anything but keep dreaming his mythical dream and let him live his unmagic life.
He was a showman, he loved smoke and light and mirrors, he could fool anyone, anytime -but he knew that wouldn't be enough if (when) the time came, that the Once and Future King would need an actual advisor, an actual wizard.
He prayed that day never came to pass.
*When you're evil - Aurelio Voltaire
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need
"Ah, Perry the Platypus! Don't shake too much or you'll make the laser sharks angry and- no, hey! the insurance doesn't cover laser damage to the roo- yeah, that's better thank you. You might be wondering what this is all about- you see, noone has decided to play ME so far so- BEHOLD, THE HEINZ DOOFEN-INATOR! (patent pending) WITH THIS DEVICE I SHALL HIJACK ONE UNLUCKY ROLEPLAYER'S DRAFTS AND SLOWLY BUT SURELY CONSUME THE WHOLE THING THEN THE OTHER POSTS ON THE DASH, THEN THE WHOLE BEING DISNEY PAGE, THEN- HEY! HEY, DON'T DO THA- I'M NOT DONE WITH MY EVIL MONOLOGUE!"
*DEAD HAND - anakin ft. IA English (Ferry Cover) (TW Nuclear Warfare mention)
Major Francis Monogram
Oh this is overwhelming, time for the iron curtain call
The panic is seeping through the fractured border wall
My livid heart powers this reactor core
“Oh this is all wrong” but I don’t mind at all
Turn up the volume, execute the protocol
You know it’s M.A.D. and it’s all about to blow
What an unfortunate way to end this show
I shed a tear as you vanish in the snow
Francis had zero interest in dealing with anyone's shit (save for his own or his son's, that is) ever again; He'd done his time and the whole thing during the fucking Cold War had done a number on his nerves.
He still could remember how all seemed lost, an adequately mad situation (of Mutually Assured Destruction, that is) had come to pass and everyone in the HQ was losing his mind and running around like a bunch of headless chickens-
-until he very calmly pressed a couple of buttons and the thing was ok once more. Some people cried, some people laughed, some people shouted.
(Dramatic bitches, all of them. They didn't have to cause a scene just because of the fucking coffee machine)
That was one of many situations that made him love his retirement and not want to let go of it.
*Gasoline - Halsey
(Captain) John Silver
You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen
Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
'Phantom limb pain' sounded way cooler than it actually was. Silver would rather call it 'a pain in the ass' any day, but that'd be a misnomer since what hurt was his stupid (lack of) arm and not his ass and he was not risking some smartass trying to make a joke about his butt, thank you very fucking much.
Like, fuck, 'phantom pain' could be a sick name for a metal (heh) band. And hiding things inside his prosthetic was one of the few perks the whole thing offered, just like the fact that he could smack people with the thing without having to bother about hurting himself or dealing with that pain.
However, during that cold night he couldn't think of any possitives about the damned thing and cursed his rotten luck, his (lack of) arm and the thoughts that came along with them.
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