#manuels’s bullshit

[xfriendstilltheend]

i love you autism i love you happy stimming i love you infodumping i love you hyperfixations i love you comfort textures i love you echolalia i love you safe foods i love you parallel play i love you stim toys i love you weighted blankets i love you autism

#i love being autistic so much <3 #watch me complain about it in a couple days lmao #autism #neurodivergent #manuel’s bullshit

[ace-fandom-dumbass]

Adventures Of My Theatre Kid Garbage Brain; Spanish Class Edition

So I currently have a Spanish class for gen-ed requirements, and on the way to class/while waiting for class to start I was listening to music, as you do, and a bit before class started America from West Side Story played, not particularly notable, I was just playing my Spotify liked songs on shuffle, and several other songs played after it, whatever

Except the text we're currently working with in class is a poem called Nuyorican Tales, so class started and within minutes America popped into my mind because of some line or something that was said, I don't remember what specifically and ended up stuck in my head the rest of the discussion. So constant battle of "I think I'll go back to San Juan, I know a boa-hey, focus, pay attention to class. ......Puerto Rico, you lovely islan-dammit!" Because as my title says, I'm a theatre kid and my brain is a piece of shit that won't let me actually focus

So while that's going on in my head, my professor changes the tab she has pulled up on the screen, and what does she pull up?

https://youtu.be/hoQEddtFN3Q?si=QP4X8XXP5VSjRthM

(Side tangent I don't know why i never got around to watching the 2021 WSS. I watched the original shortly before the 2021 one came out to prepare and then never got around to seeing when it did come out, and I really need to watch it, their choreo is cool!)

Yeah so I burst out laughing, loud, in the middle of class and then just had to be like "sorry, sorry, that song has been stuck in my head for like the past ten minutes sorry" while trying to stifle my laughs because that's disrupting the class dangit!

This has been adventures of my theatre kid garbage brain, we'll see what stupid thing it does to torment me next time

#hestia rambles #yelling into the void #west side story #theatre bullshit #i found it unreasonably funny that she would Just So Happen to pull up the very song stuck in my hearld #*head #there was also a short interlude where the conversation turned onto celebrities that are puerto rican/nuyorican #and of course lin manuel miranda was mentioned as since the performance tracks have been reading In The Heights in one of their classes #the song in my head temporarily switched to carnival del barrio (no i dont know why that one specifically) #before my professor pulled up a map of puerto rico and seeing san juan on the map kicked it back to America

[voyagxr]

robots !! >:)

#daft punk #thomas bangalter #guy manuel de homem christo #voyagxr’s art bullshit

[callumilott]

GREGOIRE SAUCY & JUAN MANUEL CORREA ahead of the feature race in Barcelona (May 22, 2022)

#gregoire saucy #juan manuel correa #f3 #upload* #* #art boys! #spanish gp 2022 #f3 2022 #greg already looks so used to this bullshit kdjgshd

[sunflowersturn]

Do people realize that the LMM tags are for people who……….like LMM??? Why would you tag your mean comments about him with the tag that his fans follow? What’s the point in that?

Idk I’m just going to start blocking folks at this point

#lin manuel miranda #lin-manuel miranda #should I tag this with a bunch of pjo bullshit #to call out the nasties #nyeh that’s not a hornets nest I feel like poking

[enchantedlandcoffee]

pjotv episode three spoilers in tags

#pjotv #pjotv spoilers #okay so medusa's story made me cry #and i loved how true the bus scene was to the books #and the whole 'grover having enough of percy and annabeth's bullshit' #and then percy singing the song was amazing #was not expecting lin manuel miranda at the end #knew he'd end up singing

[just-about-nothing]

i know Gd doesn’t want people living in texas because i’m from new mexico (<GD’s holy land pt 2) and texas keeps fuckin us over. clearly this is a sign that the state should be abolished and returned to its rightful land users

#i rant #am i joking! not about the part where i say GD loves new mexico #if GD didn’t love new mexico why it look like israel huh #i’m SORRY manuel armijo i generally think you got a shit end of it but like #cut it out w your whole poor new mexico so far from god so close to texas bullshit #GD is literally right there but you can’t see him because you’re not a based jew #OK MAYBE HE SAID HEAVEN LEAVE ME ALONE THE SENTIMENT IS THE SAME #I THINK NEW MEXICO IS A FORM OF HEAVEN OK

[pigdemonart]

Doodles of the boys, but mostly Manuel because I dont draw him enough and hes literally the best — little known fact

A patron asked me if Manuel is like the parent role of the three, and the answer is he’s definitely more of the nurturer. But his biggest role is being the pissed off middle child who’s gotta put up with the bullshit of the oldest, and the shenanigans of the youngest. He can’t stop them from being foolish, but he can make sure they’re hydrated lmaoo

Patreon | Ko-Fi

#my art #los brujos #manuel #adrian #victor #only noticed now that his eyes look green here… #they are brown naturally its just the glowy effect haha

[ajs-bookmark]

guess who fucking finished EPISODE SIX

that’s right it’s meeee

okok my thoughts: SPOILERS AHEAD

IRIS MESSAGING OH MY GODS ITS SO COOL ITS SO FREAKINGG COOOOLLLL! !!!! like ARGGGG its like a really badly connected facetime i love it.

omgs luke “HOW DO YOU KNOW😳😳” that’s some interesting foreshadowing there uncle rick

CLARISSEEEEEEEEEEEE HAHAHAHAH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT PART IN THE BOOKS

“compared to the chimera on monday and medusa on sunday” percy’s so real for that idc. icon.

WHEN DID YOU TWO START ACTING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE LMAOAOAOAOA how did luke know. mans knew from the very beginning

animals running amok in las vegas💀

i’m guessing the one with the giant lotus blossom on it annabeth, queen of calling out percy’s bullshit

LEVITATING IS PERFECT (not as perfect as poker face but still pretty good)

the graphic novel. counts. my bro ain’t wrong. the graphic novels count

THEY FIGURED IT OUT SO SOON IM SO PROUD OF THEM

I MAYBE SAW BIANCAS HAT like i saw in the background a girl with a green floppy hat ??? bianca is that you ???

are augustus and ferdinand gay ????

if i tell you something will you promise not to make fun of me and annabeths lil “dude” like percy ofc she’s going to make fun of you

IS THAT NICO INTHE RED JACKEF I SEE HIM I SEE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM HES SO AWWWWW AW AW AW AW AW I LOVD YOU

^^^^my actual reaction as a saw a lil short kid with black hair wearing a red jacket

LIN MANUEL MIRANDA HAPPY BIRTHDAY FATHER

youre a really good guesser. lmao percy he’s a god😭😭

luke changes everything. like he always does. 

poor bb looks so sad about his son :( i can tell he wants to go back and fix everything

i remember JUST FINE.  GO QUEEN GO.  LIKE YES YOU DO, TELL THE BITCHY GOD

and i feel a lot better about having stolen his keys. exactly !! wait what. this whole scene was so perfectly their dynamic

HAHAHAHAHHA PERCY DRIVING A CAR IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER HOLY HADES

imagine your first driving lesson being saving the world i think i would kms

HELP HIM HITTING THE WALL IM DEAD

grover getting his memory back is so cute 🥰🥰🥰

yes king go meet ur dad even though he’s not there

PREPARE FOR WAR OMGS WHAT …. i was NIT expecting that

this is not your fault. you are brave. you are strong. you made your father proud. me when the daddy issues kick in and i almost started crying

HEY NOW. THEY ONLY GAVE HIM THREE IN THE BOOKS. RESPECTFULLY, WHY DOES SALLY JACKSON GET TO LIVE INSTANTLY WHY IS THERE NOT A STRUGGLE !!! THATS PERCYS WHOLE REASON FOR BEING PISSED

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percy jackson show #pjo series #pjo tv show #crying #bc percabeth #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #NICO NICO NICO #NICO DI ANGELO LADIES AND GENTS #he’s the best character #THE BEST CHARACTER HAS ARRIVED #BOW DOWN WHORES #HOW DO YOU FEEL TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF GREATNESS #also my mom didn’t like this episode #which is kinda rude #she tried to fight me on who stayed in the underworld #she insisted it was grover bc of the movies #but i was like no bitch it was SALLY #anyways now she’s mad at me #also the episode disappointed her #like girl that was perfect #get a grip #get a life #stop hating on my fav show #that’s all folks #goodnight #dream demigod dreams

[fulminata2]

I stopped watching Shadiversity during some of his earlier red flags, so I missed him getting laughed off the HEMA side of youtube. Would you be willing to share the tea on that?

So...

Six years ago, Shad puts out a video entitled "The Trouble with HEMA". In it, he complains at length about how the larger HEMA community on YouTube seems completely uninterested in legitimizing his particular brand of slapped together swordsmanship. In this rant, he touches on some bullshido greatest hits. Including, but not limited to:

-Talking about all the other martial artists he totally beat up (all blackbelts, of course)

-Grossly misquoting Bruce Lee out of context

-Evil strawman HEMA schools that only let you do techniques from thE ManUEl!

-The selfsame strawman HEMA schools just being super jealous and closed to outside ideas (unlike Shad of course)

-Claiming to have invented a technique (slipping the leg) that is in practically every work on fencing ever written

Needless to say, people who actually know what they're talking about took some exception to this. Several people made response videos. Some tried their best to be understanding and invite Shad to try actual HEMA classes and train with them. Others had significantly less patience for Shad's bullshit

Shad tried hard to argue against people pointing out the 1,001 holes full of strawmen in his ideas, but the damage was done. Every few years he posts another rant about HEMA and how it's all bullshit, but this was the point most of HEMA wrote him off as having any idea what he's talking about.

*Note: to the best of my recollection, this was well before Shad came out in support of Carl Benjamin (aka Sargon of Akkad, viscious misogynist and general piece of human shit) as well as some of his other unsavory views on a myriad of subjects.

#hema #shadiversity

[xfriendstilltheend]

im still so autistic about dan and phil, some things will never change

#dan and phil #manuel’s bullshit

[morallyinept]

A full transcribe of JAVIER PEÑA'S dialogue/lines from the TV show NARCOS.

S1/E5 - THERE WILL BE A FUTURE

Includes full dialogue, and dialogue from any deleted/additional scenes available.

I've created this as a point of reference when writing for Pedro's characters, and I hope you find it useful. Even if you just want to read the dialogue. 🖤

FULL MASTERLIST OF PEDRO CHARACTERS DIALOGUE

☝🏻Dialogue has been fully transcribed by myself using reference to original scripts (if available), audio subtitles and using my own two ears. Therefore, mistakes can be made, however I have tried to be as fully accurate as I can. If you spot an obvious mistake, please kindly let me know. Where audio is not clear, I have marked with *inaudible* Scenes are separated for ease of reference.

FULL SCRIPT DIALOGUE:

First thing is that we get you out of Bogotá. 

There’s an orphanage in Cumeral. It’s out of the guerrilla zone and away from the narcos. 

We get you a passport. From another country, we can depose you about Escobar and the siege. 

This is about keeping you alive. 

(In Spanish) If Pablo Escobar finds you… he’ll kill you in a heartbeat. 

__________________

Well, she’s the only witness we got that can tie Escobar to the palace massacre. 

No. 

Well, we keep her in hiding until things cool down, and get immunity in exchange for her testimony-

Well, the next time your wife decides to bring home a human hand grenade, how about she hands it to you? 

Sleep with a communist? That would be downright un-American. 

__________________

We’re almost certain. It was, uh... it was hard to tell. The… connection was bad. They were calling from Panama. 

Ambassador, word is Manuel Noriega is providing safe harbour for the narcos, and possibly shipping points for their cocaine. 

__________________

(In Spanish) What’s happening, Carillo?

(In Spanish) So, you practice your English with me? 

Do your bosses know you’re doing this?

Well, do they have to be from Medellín?

__________________

Well, how about you, uh… clue us in?

Right. Well, good talk, Lou. Very, uh… enlightening. 

__________________

You got your nails done. It’s-it’s your colour, Colleen. 

It’s simple. I just need your signature… right there. 

What I want you to do is sideskip a little bullshit bureaucracy and help someone stay alive. You really think I wouldn’t be asking you if it wasn't important? She’s my informant. And she could be the key to bringing down the whole Medellín cartel, so come on, Colleen, whose side are you on? 

__________________

I was driving to the church. Was with my buddy, John. He was my best man. We were late. It was fucking blazing outside, 110 degrees. Whole bridal party was there sweating their balls off, I’m sure. All of a sudden, I stopped the car. 

I don’t know if she actually made it to the altar. 

Yeah. She forgave me. Eventually. Married a stockbroker from Dallas. 

Randy… I think. Trust me, she’s better off. 

He’s gonna talk. 

(In Spanish) It’s about time, Navegante. 

What do you got?

You said you had information. You didn’t say Gacha. 

__________________

Could be money. The reward for Gacha is one million US. I’d say that’s pretty good motivation. 

It’s worth taking a risk. 

That’s a beautiful dress, Ambassador Noonan.

__________________

Here, Elisa’s ID. 

Take her to Cumaral. My contact there agreed to hide her. 

Brother, what do you suggest we do?

Look, she’s… she's important. 

To us. 

__________________

FULL MASTERLIST OF PEDRO CHARACTERS DIALOGUE

#pedro pascal #javier pena #javier peña #pedro pascal characters #javier pena narcos #pedro pascal character dialogue #javier pena dialogue

[jeyneofpoole]

hi i hate rick riordan and the obsession with movie/tv adaptations of other media. please use this ask as a chance to rant about everything you hate most in the pjo show. <3

omg hiiiii an anon after my own heart!!!! ok this is a very wide question and i do unfortunately have assignmence to do so i'll try and make it quick: my entire problem with the show is the total lack of character. the dialogue is completely expository with little to no room for relationship building or opportunities for the actors to, like, act. i fully believe that leah sava jefferies could have pulled off a really good annabeth if they didn't have her literally doing a powerpoint presentation on the plot of the episode every two minutes. walker is an incredible talent and a fantastic percy, and it would have been really nice to see him have a chance to be his character. oh also this is the tiniest nitpick but why the fuck is the score so boring??? you're going to tell me that the PERCY JACKSON show has a generic fantasy bullshit phone-it-in score??? the song for the end credits is the closest we get to any sort of theme and it's boring as hell!!!!

the exposition killed this fucking show, dude. i cannot believe that those scripts made it past a thought in rick riordans yucky little head bc that was abominable. no stakes no tension no fear no anxiety no dread like everybody's all on the same page at the same time percy is never out of his depth. never. medusa was practically wearing a name tag and the crusty thing made me actively suicidal. i do think that the worst episode was by far the lotus casino though because that was goddddddawful. first of all why were we there in the first place? to talk to hermes? to lin manuel miranda? this is what i'm fucking talking about the kids are always on top of everything!!!!! in the book they get roped in on accident and we get to learn about the characters' inner motivations (think of annabeth and her architecture game, etc.) but in the show we're in and out and spend 5 minutes driving a car around in a parking garage because we needed to pad out the runtime because our show sucks shit and we should all kill ourselves.

speaking of the hermes thing why was every single god there. like you've undercut the power of all the gods by having one show up every episode and a half to be boring and do nothing. the visual design is terrible the underworld and olympus are virtually indistinguishable and the pit to tartarus is in the open sunny sky for some godforsaken reason???? oh also having annabeth at the luke confrontation and turning it into a swordfight (like the only swordfight of the season, btw) robs the original scene of all of the horror and tragedy that makes it so good. percy is TWELVE and luke the ALMOST ADULT MAN tricks him with a SCORPION and then percy has to STUMBLE through the woods DELIRIOUS and DYING <- good and fucked up. LUKE and PERCY the PEERS OF INDISTINGUISHABLE AGE have a bad SWORDFIGHT and ANNABETH catches him with FACTS and LOGIC <- sucks shit. but what do i know i'm just a dyke on the internet. ok love you bye.

#anon i love you so much for this

[death-himself]

ok episode 6 thoughts

decent episode, doesn't top episodes 4 or 5 for me but it was good

kronos being portrayed by his headmaster is an interesting choice

the iris message is so much blurrier than I always imagined i'm crying

144p iris message you would think it would be clearer but nope that's so funny to me

with how involved rick is with the show that means that's always what he imagined iris messaging looking like I can't iris messaging is ruined for me

we didn’t get percy talking to the zebra T-T it’s fine tho i forgot that even happened in the book until i checked after watching

their whole conversation while watching the animals escape i love them

their chemistry is perfect in this episode

THE LOTUS CASINO HAS A ROLLER COASTER WHAT

i get people wanted poker face, but the dua lipa song is perfect, it’s like a slightly more modern version

i don’t know fashion throughout the centuries so i can’t really say anything about the costume designs, but i kinda wish there were more obviously out of place outfits in the lotus

is augustus mentioned at all in the books? i don’t remember a satyr named augustus so i guess he was made just for the tv series?

luring grover in with pan is a cool change

grover slowly losing his memory was played pretty well

i keep getting impressed by how good these kids are as actors

i honestly don’t know why people hate on lin manuel miranda so much, i think he made for a pretty good hermes this episode

but also the way they’re portraying hermes feels a little bit off?? i don’t really know how but something didn’t feel right about his character

i do feel like he’s the most “human” out of the gods introduced so far, and i think that came through pretty well

“to be so close to someone you love, knowing neither of you has any choice but to keep hurting each other?” that line is just-

as someone with a really complicated relationship with my dad that line just hurt goddamn

the flashback percy had??? i feel like that line doesn’t 100% relate to percy and sally’s relationship, but i see how that’d be how percy would feel

unless i’m dumb and that was referencing his relationship with poseidon lol

ok the end of their talk with hermes i wanna talk about that a bit

parenting sometimes being watching your kid struggle and being powerless to stop it: completely true

“we’re all just doing the best we can” now that’s some godly bullshit

the difference between that first quote and gods being parents is that they’re literally capable of doing anything

they could be more present in their kids lives, they just CHOOSE not to, that’s how it works in the books

sure it’s coming from a place where he thinks interacting will only make things worse but???

i can’t articulate my thoughts, i liked this scene tho, my thoughts on hermes are mixed as they should be

ANNABETH STEALING HERMES’S KEYS

“i’m multi-talented” I LOVE HER

percy forgetting grover felt so unsettling to me

hermes driving a taxi so real

percy trying to drive, i’m not gonna lie, that scene went on a little too long for me, but i was laughing the whole time so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ok percy getting 4 pearls instead of 3??? idk why but that change pissed me off

i paused to get out the book, and i guess it makes more sense then hades just deciding to return her

but at the same time there’s the line in the prophecy, he’s supposed to leave her in the underworld for that part of the prophecy

are they just going to end up accidentally breaking one of the pearls or trading it or something? that’s the only way i can see that still working out

i feel like these episode reviews always turn out sounding more negative than positive, but i swear i’m enjoying the hell out of this series, i just have trouble articulating joy lol

#pjo #pjo disney+ #percy jackson #pjo spoilers #pjo disney+ spoilers #pjo tv show #pjo tv show spoilers

[doomsdaydicecascader]

hey, could you go into more detail with what you mean with ‘being precious’ with characters. im curious and i like your writing a lot <3

i think it's difficult to express without it reading as just "mary sue" critique, you know. tvtropes bullshit. but it is kind of a thing that occupies the same space. and atop that, it's a thing that's a little bit difficult to express without context but i think there are three pretty meaningful examples of a character being made worse by the author from which you are smart enough to discern what i mean

the thing which ties them together is this: you are meant to come out of their story with an affection for the character that rivals the author's care for them - the author wants you to feel as much for this character as they do, but is afraid of portraying the character in flawed or even grounded ways, when the character's flaws or ways in which they are a grounded character tend to be what makes them relateable or worth caring about.

example number one is albus dumbledore. the end of harry potter is genuinely one of the worst things i've ever read, even before the terf shit, and this is best expressed through the way characters around him act - he is always right, except when he's wrong, but the ways in which he's wrong are okay because the character archetype that he turns out to be in the last book before he dies is "guy who makes the hard decisions because nobody else will", winston churchill guy. and naturally, jk rowling adores him so much that she made him the protagonist of her flop three-movie pentology even though there was a better protagonist right there with newt. he is a character who is thoroughly adored by the author in a way that ruins the story.

example number two is johnny, from the room. tommy wiseau is by no means a great artist, but i think a lot of people resent analyzing the room as art because it is so obviously bad and i think that takes away from its most compelling fact. johnny is characterized as too good for this world, as though the world itself was closing in on him, ready to take him out. his future wife is cheating with his best friend, lying about him being an abuser to her friends, his boss doesnt give him his promotion for no reason, his mother in law would put aside her cancer diagnosis to further tear apart her daughters marriage, and through this, johnny does nothing wrong. he was always too good for this sinful world. he is a character who is thoroughly adored by the author in a way that ruins the story.

example number three, as mentioned in that last ask, is lin manuel miranda's portrayal of alexander hamilton, which kind of combines the both of the previous examples. throughout hamilton, alexander hamilton is repeatedly portrayed as a tortured artist, a guy who writes like he's running out of time, a guy whose writing is so powerful that he could have meaningfully changed the world, if he were not also, a dipshit idiot who got shot in a duel. and hamilton is interesting, because the story itself bends over backwards to imagine new outs for him. when his wife, who is so upset by his actions that she exempts herself from being in the writings from which hamilton was based, something i am to believe is made up whole cloth for hamilton, the story itself goes out of its way to say "what if the stuff that his wife destroyed would have redeemed him" when the answer is, probably not, he was a shithead, but lin manuel miranda can't help but ask, "what if hamilton was actually just like me fr, a misunderstood dude who just wanted to make great art", he is a character who is thoroughly adored by the author in a way that ruins the story.

i dont really want to use the term "mary sue" or whatever because it is pretty loaded, and honestly, if the story you're telling justifies this feeling, i tend to really enjoy characters who really are just flawless, characters who the authors love and want you to love too. but theyre character studies - half blood prince and deathly hallows are almost entirely about dumbledore and his relationship to the cast, and it's the worst shit i've ever read. the room would be so unbelievably forgettable without johnny. and hamilton is hamilton.

and its the kind of thing i found myself prone to doing too - that kind of feverish, "he would not fucking say that" behavior about a character who would definitely, absolutely do that. i felt this way for a while about jane in post-canon, and i still kind of think post-canon jane deserved a better arc, to make a tragedy out of her existence, but that is a desire i have because i care a lot about jane crocker, you know?

[nasirsagron]

I don't know why but i decided to read the complete interview of the head-writer of Un Professore and let me tell you my brain was so right when it told me to never start this show.

First he says Manuel is heterosexual, because of course they don't care about Merlì, but he is just CREATIVE , actual word he used, so of course he would try but still when asked if there was no possibility for Simone and Manuel in the future he says" never say never", cause a queerbaiter is forever and because as he said they are the masters (the writers) of fludity, this man believes he is Newton or some shit.

Then you would think ok maybe Mimmo is the actual Bisexaul character?? No he says he presents himself as heterosexual but then stops to think about this thing and just decided to go for it, apparently never once in 12 episodes this character talks about his sexaulity

Like I have never read so much bullshit in one sitting, I have never seen so much disrespect and the fact they are getting a s3 says a lot about Italy and how far behind we are.

Hector Lozano i'm truly sorry for having hated you all this time.

#un professore #brunol #merlì #simuel #to be real: i will judge the people that will keep seeing this shit